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Jumhuriyah Hindustan
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Postby Jumhuriyah Hindustan » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:49 am

The Parron Republic wrote:Every game as Byzantium, always ends with the Ottomans steamrolling me, so, has anyone here survived till 1500?
Nice OP, OP/Emperor.

ally poland/lith blob and maybe hungary, wait for truce to expire, declare war of reconquest, take your army to safety, let them do the work, bring the army back to siege, get land back

rinse and repeat
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Postby Rannoria » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:50 am

Here on the first page.

I am immortal.
This is Rannoria, don't forget to eat your own two feet!

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Postby Rannoria » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:50 am

Rannoria wrote:Here on the first page.

I am immortal.

NO MY POST WAS ON THE SECOND PAGE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

In other words, new thread. Yeay!
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Postby Herargon » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:50 am

Wooooo Huskar is our new OP!

Edit: dammit. Not first page.

Ah well.

Don't forget to use the list of thread titles too, Hus.

Btw, that is an amazing intro. :D
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Postby Equestria and Griffon » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:50 am

2nd page this time.
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Postby Gondolaulus » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:53 am

Defend Kebab!
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Postby The Parron Republic » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:56 am

FelrikTheDeleted wrote:
The Parron Republic wrote:Every game as Byzantium, always ends with the Ottomans steamrolling me, so, has anyone here survived till 1500?
Nice OP, OP/Emperor.


Did you ally Poland and Hungary (Assuming that they're not rivaled)?

I allied the Mamluks and Albania.
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Postby Grenartia » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:00 am

Gondolaulus wrote:Defend Kebab!


Why defend kebab, when you can eat kebab?
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Postby -Fahrong- » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:02 am

Grenartia wrote:
Gondolaulus wrote:Defend Kebab!


Why defend kebab, when you can eat kebab?

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Postby FelrikTheDeleted » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:07 am

The Parron Republic wrote:
FelrikTheDeleted wrote:
Did you ally Poland and Hungary (Assuming that they're not rivaled)?

I allied the Mamluks and Albania.


Ahhh, well there's the problem. Firstly, if you can get the Plus 1 diplomatic relations advisor, it makes it easier on you. Secondly, ally with Poland (Hopefully he hasn't rivaled Hungary), if possible ally Hungary as well (If Poland doesn't take the Personal Union with Lithuania, I suggest restarting). Lastly, move your units to where the Otto army won't instantly attack them and proceed to siege the Otto provinces until allies arrive. Rinse and repeat until victory.

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Postby Herargon » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:08 am

Grenartia wrote:
Gondolaulus wrote:Defend Kebab!


Why defend kebab, when you can eat kebab?


FIRST you vassalise, THEN you annex it.

The Ottomans are hard to fight against, especially as Byzantium in EU4.
EU3 was doable, though, I've found. Succeeded into reconquering the Justinian imperial extent in around 1453. I had a pretty big Constantinople of almost 1 million people, too.
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Ifreann wrote:That would certainly save the local regiment of American troops the trouble of plugging your head in ye olde shittere.
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Postby Jumhuriyah Hindustan » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:25 am

Herargon wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Why defend kebab, when you can eat kebab?


FIRST you vassalise, THEN you annex it.

The Ottomans are hard to fight against, especially as Byzantium in EU4.
EU3 was doable, though, I've found. Succeeded into reconquering the Justinian imperial extent in around 1453. I had a pretty big Constantinople of almost 1 million people, too.

EU3 has an earlier start date - 1399
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Thermodolia wrote:One problem with that. A 707 didn't hit the towers a 757 did

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Postby The Parron Republic » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:26 am

Okay, I have started a new game as Byzantium, now to follow some advice.

Get Poland as ally| possible, but not yet.
Get Hungary as ally| not possible anymore
Get a close ally (Albania, Wallachia, etc)| just need to improve relations with Albania.
Declare war| not yet.
Merge with close allies's army| not yet
Drive out the Ottomans from the balkans| not yet
Edit: Poland rivaled Hungary.
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Postby Igoria » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:29 am

Damn it, too late for first page.
I'm a somewhat constitutional hereditary monarchy.

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Postby FelrikTheDeleted » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:40 am

The Parron Republic wrote:Okay, I have started a new game as Byzantium, now to follow some advice.

Get Poland as ally| possible, but not yet.
Get Hungary as ally| not possible anymore
Get a close ally (Albania, Wallachia, etc)| just need to improve relations with Albania.
Declare war| not yet.
Merge with close allies's army| not yet
Drive out the Ottomans from the balkans| not yet
Edit: Poland rivaled Hungary.


As long as you have Poland you should be fine, if it doesn't go well start the game again and try again until you win.

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Postby Balochistan and New York » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:41 am

YAS HUSKAR! ahh the 2nd page smell of a new thread ..... we shall have a good memories on this thread I sense
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2nd page? *Angry Marine FUUUUUUUUUUUU*
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Postby Herargon » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:43 am

Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:
Herargon wrote:
FIRST you vassalise, THEN you annex it.

The Ottomans are hard to fight against, especially as Byzantium in EU4.
EU3 was doable, though, I've found. Succeeded into reconquering the Justinian imperial extent in around 1453. I had a pretty big Constantinople of almost 1 million people, too.

EU3 has an earlier start date - 1399


Even earlier actually, - 1336. The Golden Bull, if i'm not mistaken.
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Ifreann wrote:That would certainly save the local regiment of American troops the trouble of plugging your head in ye olde shittere.
How scifi alliances actually work.

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Postby The Parron Republic » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:51 am

FelrikTheDeleted wrote:
The Parron Republic wrote:Okay, I have started a new game as Byzantium, now to follow some advice.

Get Poland as ally| possible, but not yet.
Get Hungary as ally| not possible anymore
Get a close ally (Albania, Wallachia, etc)| just need to improve relations with Albania.
Declare war| not yet.
Merge with close allies's army| not yet
Drive out the Ottomans from the balkans| not yet
Edit: Poland rivaled Hungary.


As long as you have Poland you should be fine, if it doesn't go well start the game again and try again until you win.

Never heard this advice before, I will tell you that.

Balochistan and New York wrote:YAS HUSKAR! ahh the 2nd page smell of a new thread ..... we shall have a good memories on this thread I sense

Of course we will, unless you are never heard of Paradox.
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Postby Jumhuriyah Hindustan » Mon Jan 02, 2017 8:33 am

Kannap wrote:Obligatory post so this thread is in my "view your posts" so that I can easily find it when I feel the need to complain about how inept I am when it comes to city building in Cities: Skylines.

not a paradox game per se but ok
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Chrinthanium wrote:No. There is no Blaatslutten here.
Alvecia wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:One problem with that. A 707 didn't hit the towers a 757 did

50 arbitrary units of plane more than it could withstand

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Postby Kannap » Mon Jan 02, 2017 8:38 am

Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:
Kannap wrote:Obligatory post so this thread is in my "view your posts" so that I can easily find it when I feel the need to complain about how inept I am when it comes to city building in Cities: Skylines.

not a paradox game per se but ok


Published by Paradox. I talked about it a few times in the old thread, so I assumed it was kosher.
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Postby The Parron Republic » Mon Jan 02, 2017 8:44 am

Kannap wrote:Obligatory post so this thread is in my "view your posts" so that I can easily find it when I feel the need to complain about how inept I am when it comes to city building in Cities: Skylines.

Colossal Order?
What?
Nah, it's acceptable.
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Postby Deramen » Mon Jan 02, 2017 8:45 am

Kannap wrote:
Jumhuriyah Hindustan wrote:not a paradox game per se but ok


Published by Paradox. I talked about it a few times in the old thread, so I assumed it was kosher.

yep, published by Paradox is allowed.
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Postby Paketo » Mon Jan 02, 2017 8:52 am

Long live our New Glorious Leader Huskar!

The Parron Republic wrote:Okay, I have started a new game as Byzantium, now to follow some advice.

Get Poland as ally| possible, but not yet.
Get Hungary as ally| not possible anymore
Get a close ally (Albania, Wallachia, etc)| just need to improve relations with Albania.
Declare war| not yet.
Merge with close allies's army| not yet
Drive out the Ottomans from the balkans| not yet
Edit: Poland rivaled Hungary.


I usually restart my game till I get the perfect situation of Poland and Hungary not rivaling the ottomans but not each other and Hungary rivaling Venice. That is usually when I can get both on my side.
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