Paradox Games VI: Cuckolding Habsburgs since 1076 AD

[Impaled Nazarene]

I'm just here for Ottoman world domination.

[Herargon]

I'm just here for Ottoman world domination.

WC Conquest achievement % fullfilled: 2%

[Impaled Nazarene]

Bad memes

[Bralia]

Oh I'm going to fuck this guy's brains out. Repeatedly.
*chooses Seduction Focus*

He'll be dead by the end of the year.

[Prussianaa]

I try playing in 1444 in EU4 but can't do it...The borders just look awful.

[Renoa]

I try playing in 1444 in EU4 but can't do it...The borders just look awful.

Welcome to the late middle ages, I guess?

[Genivaria]

Oh I'm going to fuck this guy's brains out. Repeatedly.
*chooses Seduction Focus*

He'll be dead by the end of the year.

Not even kidding he died 10 IRL seconds after I posted that.
Luckily he's apparently a consistent character.

Let the eugenics begin!!

[Imperial Idaho]

I try playing in 1444 in EU4 but can't do it...The borders just look awful.

Then apply conquest cream to it.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I try playing in 1444 in EU4 but can't do it...The borders just look awful.

Then apply conquest cream to it.

Apply angry european armies to the non subjugated areas.

[Bralia]

Liberté, égalité, dév diaré!

[The Huskar Social Union]

Constantinople once more belongs to the sons of Christendom!

Liberté, égalité, dév diaré!

*Artillery intensifies*

[Altito Asmoro]

Constantinople once more belongs to the sons of Christendom!

Liberté, égalité, dév diaré!

*Artillery intensifies*

For now, Huskar!

For now!

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

Anyone tried using a papal sanctioned invasion against Venice in CK2 for quick kingdom?

[Bralia]

Now this is a Crusade. There were some real heavy-hitters in there, most notably the HREmperor, but as you can see, it didn't matter much. Maybe if my armies weren't already raised and consolidated from a Jihad I waged against the merchant republics which had seized northern Africa, they could have stood a chance of doing something. Instead, they were crushed underfoot by galloping camel cavalry the moment they stepped off of their ships. Allahu akbar, motherfuckers.

[Czechanada]

Whenever someone starts a coalition war against me in EUIV, I always like to quote the character of Albert Wesker from the film Resident Evil: Afterlife:

Alice: "I told you I'd be bringing a few friends."
Wesker: "You should have brought more."

[The Huskar Social Union]

The Hungarian train of fuck you is at full steam heading right into Anatolia

In my next war i plan on taking all of the western and southern coasts of Anatolia, which will then give me an opening to attack the Mamlukes as well further down the line and expand into Syria and the Levant, and eventually Egypt.

Though i will have to be wary, as Spain has declared me their new rival, but i am allied with France now and they hate spain pretty badly.

[Ifreann]

The Hungarian train of fuck you is at full steam heading right into Anatolia

In my next war i plan on taking all of the western and southern coasts of Anatolia, which will then give me an opening to attack the Mamlukes as well further down the line and expand into Syria and the Levant, and eventually Egypt.

Though i will have to be wary, as Spain has declared me their new rival, but i am allied with France now and they hate spain pretty badly.

Dat Albania.

[Imperial Idaho]

The Hungarian train of fuck you is at full steam heading right into Anatolia

In my next war i plan on taking all of the western and southern coasts of Anatolia, which will then give me an opening to attack the Mamlukes as well further down the line and expand into Syria and the Levant, and eventually Egypt.

Though i will have to be wary, as Spain has declared me their new rival, but i am allied with France now and they hate spain pretty badly.

Make Skanderbeg proud.

[The Huskar Social Union]

The Hungarian train of fuck you is at full steam heading right into Anatolia

In my next war i plan on taking all of the western and southern coasts of Anatolia, which will then give me an opening to attack the Mamlukes as well further down the line and expand into Syria and the Levant, and eventually Egypt.

Though i will have to be wary, as Spain has declared me their new rival, but i am allied with France now and they hate spain pretty badly.

Dat Albania.

Yes, Albania rises

[Impaled Nazarene]

I try playing in 1444 in EU4 but can't do it...The borders just look awful.

Extended timeline mod is best mod

[Bralia]

The Hungarian train of fuck you is at full steam heading right into Anatolia

In my next war i plan on taking all of the western and southern coasts of Anatolia, which will then give me an opening to attack the Mamlukes as well further down the line and expand into Syria and the Levant, and eventually Egypt.

Though i will have to be wary, as Spain has declared me their new rival, but i am allied with France now and they hate spain pretty badly.

Excuse me? You would not dare strike at the heart of the land where your wife currently rules, would you?

[Alvecia]

The Hungarian train of fuck you is at full steam heading right into Anatolia

In my next war i plan on taking all of the western and southern coasts of Anatolia, which will then give me an opening to attack the Mamlukes as well further down the line and expand into Syria and the Levant, and eventually Egypt.

Though i will have to be wary, as Spain has declared me their new rival, but i am allied with France now and they hate spain pretty badly.

Excuse me? You would not dare strike at the heart of the land where your wife currently rules, would you?

Yes. Yes he would.

[Imperial Idaho]

The Hungarian train of fuck you is at full steam heading right into Anatolia

In my next war i plan on taking all of the western and southern coasts of Anatolia, which will then give me an opening to attack the Mamlukes as well further down the line and expand into Syria and the Levant, and eventually Egypt.

Though i will have to be wary, as Spain has declared me their new rival, but i am allied with France now and they hate spain pretty badly.

Excuse me? You would not dare strike at the heart of the land where your wife currently rules, would you?

Implying you don't know the answer to the question.

[Bralia]

I will give my husband a chance to explain his motives himself, thank you very much. I'm civilized like that and I hope we can come to an agreement like gentlepeople.

[Eol Sha]

The Hungarian train of fuck you is at full steam heading right into Anatolia

In my next war i plan on taking all of the western and southern coasts of Anatolia, which will then give me an opening to attack the Mamlukes as well further down the line and expand into Syria and the Levant, and eventually Egypt.

Though i will have to be wary, as Spain has declared me their new rival, but i am allied with France now and they hate spain pretty badly.

The F is up with Genoa?

Nice game, though. How's your relationship with Poland?