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Herargon
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Postby Herargon » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:09 pm

Gondolaulus wrote:
Genivaria wrote:I think the event is unique for that.
Something like "Wow you're a real piece of work aren't you?"

Searched my old screenshots.

You're correct

I thought I raped this slave, then tortured and castrated her husband. Did I tell you that she is deaf?


I can't help but notice that that's the flag of Holland, located in the province of.... Utrecht.

Absolutely
disgusting.

The two provinces had a large feud over years and years and years. The bishopry of Utrecht against the duke of Holland. This screenshot would have been as likely as an unicorn appearing in Gary and Kim Jong Un conquering the whole world at the exact same moment.
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Gondolaulus
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Postby Gondolaulus » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:20 pm

Herargon wrote:
Gondolaulus wrote:Searched my old screenshots.

You're correct

I thought I raped this slave, then tortured and castrated her husband. Did I tell you that she is deaf?


I can't help but notice that that's the flag of Holland, located in the province of.... Utrecht.

Absolutely
disgusting.

The two provinces had a large feud over years and years and years. The bishopry of Utrecht against the duke of Holland. This screenshot would have been as likely as an unicorn appearing in Gary and Kim Jong Un conquering the whole world at the exact same moment.

That's because the Duke of Holland (which was also me) had a holding in Utrecht. Hence it gets displayed.

But I butchered the bishop of Utrecht later ingame. And made his illegitimate child an eunuch.

And killed every woman in his court.

Such is life.

EDIT: the Pope did not like it, but I did not like the Pope to start with.
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:28 pm

K so in a desperate attempt to de-corrupt one of my steam games I completely uninstalled Steam and everything with it.
And WOW I just freed up %70 of my memory.
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Postby Imperial Idaho » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:45 pm

Herargon wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Game of thrones.
CK2+
Warhammer
After the End


Forgetting Geheimnisnacht and The Winter Kings.

Are those mods tho.
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Postby Bojikami » Fri Jan 06, 2017 3:39 pm

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Postby Oberstyre » Fri Jan 06, 2017 6:56 pm

Herargon wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Game of thrones.
CK2+
Warhammer
After the End


Forgetting Geheimnisnacht and The Winter Kings.

Geheimnisnacht is Warhammer.
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Fri Jan 06, 2017 6:58 pm

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Postby Kernan » Fri Jan 06, 2017 7:42 pm


I am pleased by this
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Postby Genivaria » Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:31 pm

Kernan wrote:

I am pleased by this

Not near as pleased as Huskar will be......oh god don't tell Huskar.
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Kernan
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Postby Kernan » Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:35 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Kernan wrote:I am pleased by this

Not near as pleased as Huskar will be......oh god don't tell Huskar.

There will be greatest party in greatest thread!
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Oberstyre
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Postby Oberstyre » Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:38 pm

http://i.imgur.com/bJ2Pr0N.jpg

Playing Italy in HoI like...
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Postby Shaggai » Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:30 pm

If you come into contact with the Shining Trapezohedron, please bring it to me. Or just look into it. Either one is fine.

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Great Nepal
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Postby Great Nepal » Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:38 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:It is my birthday, since my laptop hasn't arrived yet can someone do a Ottoman and Prussia friendship campaign where they conquer the world together?

Happy Birthday, I might start a Persian campaign soon - did the Turkish one a bit ago... didn't go well when I pushed too deep into Africa and Russia, as in I took over almost all of Africa and I had zero manpower with scraping the barrel.
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Postby Imperial Idaho » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:09 pm

I'm from the land of Coeur D'alene Idaho.
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Ifreann wrote:The Romans placated the people with panem et circenses, bread and circuses. We will placate our people with dank space weed and hyper-HD vidya.
New Grestin wrote:> can't even get enough superiority to pull off a proper D-day
> Idaho is tossing out nukes like a cold war Oprah

(Image)
Tysoania wrote:You remind me of a mobster who gets things cleared out of the way.

Next up on the Sopranos...

Imperial "Slick" Idaho, the fixer.
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Postby New Grestin » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:38 pm

Imperial Idaho wrote:Rest in Pepperoni.

The Motherland's back for round two, and this time they're packing heat.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:53 pm

Oberstyre wrote:http://i.imgur.com/bJ2Pr0N.jpg

Playing Italy in HoI like...

when I play italy in HOI3 I just seize all of balkans, austria, switzerland and poland and park entire army on french boarder waiting for France to declare war on germany.
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Postby Imperial Idaho » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:46 pm

New Grestin wrote:
Imperial Idaho wrote:Rest in Pepperoni.

The Motherland's back for round two, and this time they're packing heat.

I don't think you can understand how much heat.
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I'm from the land of Coeur D'alene Idaho.
By Ballot or by Bullet, the Pub Party will win. The Pub Legacy Edition.
Ifreann wrote:The Romans placated the people with panem et circenses, bread and circuses. We will placate our people with dank space weed and hyper-HD vidya.
New Grestin wrote:> can't even get enough superiority to pull off a proper D-day
> Idaho is tossing out nukes like a cold war Oprah

(Image)
Tysoania wrote:You remind me of a mobster who gets things cleared out of the way.

Next up on the Sopranos...

Imperial "Slick" Idaho, the fixer.
Bralia wrote:Oh my fucking god. Do it again, guys, you both chose the number 7.

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Renoa
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Postby Renoa » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:55 pm

Imperial Idaho wrote:
New Grestin wrote:The Motherland's back for round two, and this time they're packing heat.

I don't think you can understand how much heat.

Holy crap. That's like... just-out-of-the-microwave hot pocket hot.
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Postby Imperial Idaho » Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:00 am

Renoa wrote:

Holy crap. That's like... just-out-of-the-microwave hot pocket hot.

I am become death, destroyer of worlds...
I'm from the land of Coeur D'alene Idaho.
By Ballot or by Bullet, the Pub Party will win. The Pub Legacy Edition.
Ifreann wrote:The Romans placated the people with panem et circenses, bread and circuses. We will placate our people with dank space weed and hyper-HD vidya.
New Grestin wrote:> can't even get enough superiority to pull off a proper D-day
> Idaho is tossing out nukes like a cold war Oprah

(Image)
Tysoania wrote:You remind me of a mobster who gets things cleared out of the way.

Next up on the Sopranos...

Imperial "Slick" Idaho, the fixer.
Bralia wrote:Oh my fucking god. Do it again, guys, you both chose the number 7.

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Postby New Grestin » Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:01 am

Imperial Idaho wrote:
New Grestin wrote:The Motherland's back for round two, and this time they're packing heat.

I don't think you can understand how much heat.

> can't even get enough superiority to pull off a proper D-day
> Idaho is tossing out nukes like a cold war Oprah

Image
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Kentucky Fried Land wrote:I should have known Grestin was Christopher Walken the whole time.
ThePub wrote:New Grestin: "I will always choose the aborable lesbians over an entire town."
Imperial Idaho wrote:And with 1-2 sentences Grestin has declared war on the national pride of Canada.
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Postby Imperial Idaho » Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:06 am

New Grestin wrote:

> can't even get enough superiority to pull off a proper D-day
> Idaho is tossing out nukes like a cold war Oprah

Image

That's sig worthy if i've ever seen it. :)
I'm from the land of Coeur D'alene Idaho.
By Ballot or by Bullet, the Pub Party will win. The Pub Legacy Edition.
Ifreann wrote:The Romans placated the people with panem et circenses, bread and circuses. We will placate our people with dank space weed and hyper-HD vidya.
New Grestin wrote:> can't even get enough superiority to pull off a proper D-day
> Idaho is tossing out nukes like a cold war Oprah

(Image)
Tysoania wrote:You remind me of a mobster who gets things cleared out of the way.

Next up on the Sopranos...

Imperial "Slick" Idaho, the fixer.
Bralia wrote:Oh my fucking god. Do it again, guys, you both chose the number 7.

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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jan 07, 2017 3:29 am

Genivaria wrote:
Kernan wrote:I am pleased by this

Not near as pleased as Huskar will be......oh god don't tell Huskar.

Image

This is delightful.

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Postby Emilio Aguinaldo » Sat Jan 07, 2017 4:02 am

Herargon wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Game of thrones.
CK2+
Warhammer
After the End


Forgetting Geheimnisnacht and The Winter Kings.

Fucking Geheimnisnacht. I was a merchant king somewhere in Tilea, and my wife gave birth to only girls. She gave birth to twins? Both girls, first time I ever got beat was because my wife was unable to give me a son. I now know how Henry VIII felt
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Postby New Grestin » Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:14 am

> when you make Poland goes Fascist and they won't still join the Axis

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Kentucky Fried Land wrote:I should have known Grestin was Christopher Walken the whole time.
ThePub wrote:New Grestin: "I will always choose the aborable lesbians over an entire town."
Imperial Idaho wrote:And with 1-2 sentences Grestin has declared war on the national pride of Canada.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:21 am

New Grestin wrote:> when you make Poland goes Fascist and they won't still join the Axis


Fascist pig non-comrade,

I require information on the graphical mods you are using to bring about glorious proletariat revolution in a nicer graphical fashion

Regards your Irish Comrade.
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