Paradox Games IV: Eat him for Éire!

[Bralia]

Pdox forums love it! And I love it!

It's pretty sweet that tech hoarding fallen empires will "ask nicely" before blasting you into dust.

I wonder if they'll give such a generous warning if we accidentally colonize a Fallen Empire holy world.

[Ifreann]

When you use jump drives too much you can punch a hold through reality and let in The Unbidden. They're an end game crisis.

D...Do you think they're friendly?

Yes. Their very best friends will be eaten first.

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I wonder how hard it would be to use EUIV's loading screen portraits as leader portraits in Stellaris.

Well as a master of MS Paint, I can say it'd be fairly easy.

I'm sure I'll be able to spare 1,000 hours.

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It's pretty sweet that tech hoarding fallen empires will "ask nicely" before blasting you into dust.

I wonder if they'll give such a generous warning if we accidentally colonize a Fallen Empire holy world.

This is not the planet you want to colonise. You want to go home, and contemplate your place in the universe.

[The Huskar Social Union]

About the thread titles, you people wanted too much too quickly, it was kind of ruined for a bit, i selected titles when they amused me.


Also one page left....

[The Huskar Social Union]

I want a good send off Bralia, i was a good and just OP. Didnt make fun of or threaten one one poster over the other, made fun of everyone and threatened you all equally.

For the good of the forum.

[Dakran]

DOWN WITH THE FALSE KI-I mean i'll be sad to see the rulership no longer in your hands Huskar.

[The Huskar Social Union]

DOWN WITH THE FALSE KI-I mean i'll be sad to see the rulership no longer in your hands Huskar.

*Glaring intensifies*

[Genivaria]

Paradox is asking for ideas for new Stellaris portraits. Tentacle monsters fused with sexy blue-skinned babes, with black, sapient, parasitic ooze consuming the creature, please!

Uruk-hai! Uruk-hai! Uruk-hai!

[Emilio Aguinaldo]

I want a good send off Bralia, i was a good and just OP. Didnt make fun of or threaten one one poster over the other, made fun of everyone and threatened you all equally.

For the good of the forum.

You see my friend! We are not oppreasing the populace if everyone is treated equally!

[Reatra]

What's the Fifth reincarnation of this thread going to be called?

A Feast for Kebabs?
#MakeItalyGreatAgain?

01_THREAD_TITLE

Please. This one.

[Reatra]

I want a good send off Bralia, i was a good and just OP. Didnt make fun of or threaten one one poster over the other, made fun of everyone and threatened you all equally.

For the good of the forum.

You see my friend! We are not oppreasing the populace if everyone is treated equally!

At my school (a private rich school in San Francisco) the local feminist student group asked us to fill out little cards saying "In my feminist utopia everyone can..." or "women can..." or "schools are...", etc.

I put "women can be just as oppressed as men". Needless to say I pissed people off, luckily it was anonymous.

[Roma Byzantina]

You see my friend! We are not oppreasing the populace if everyone is treated equally!

At my school (a private rich school in San Francisco) the local feminist student group asked us to fill out little cards saying "In my feminist utopia everyone can..." or "women can..." or "schools are...", etc.

I put "women can be just as oppressed as men". Needless to say I pissed people off, luckily it was anonymous.

You have my undying respect.

[Kalmarium]

Firearmed kings with big claymores riding into battle with football gear-clad knights. It's the Wisconsinite way.

[Reatra]

Firearmed kings with big claymores riding into battle with football gear-clad knights. It's the Wisconsinite way.

Um, excuse you. Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Emperor Norton II. He has an gun, a typewriter, and a calculator.

Also his men ride into battle on bicycles.

[Kalmarium]

Firearmed kings with big claymores riding into battle with football gear-clad knights. It's the Wisconsinite way.

Um, excuse you. Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Emperor Norton II. He has an gun, a typewriter, and a calculator.

Also his men ride into battle on bicycles.

We got the calculator down too. But a typewriter? That sounds like a very fragile weapon to me.

And can you actually get bicycles? I haven't found them.

[Reatra]

Um, excuse you. Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Emperor Norton II. He has an gun, a typewriter, and a calculator.

Also his men ride into battle on bicycles.

We got the calculator down too. But a typewriter? That sounds like a very fragile weapon to me.

And can you actually get bicycles? I haven't found them.

Oh no, the special unit for Californians is a heavy infantry that rides into battle on bicycles and then dismounts.

[Kalmarium]

We got the calculator down too. But a typewriter? That sounds like a very fragile weapon to me.

And can you actually get bicycles? I haven't found them.

Oh no, the special unit for Californians is a heavy infantry that rides into battle on bicycles and then dismounts.

Goddamn hippies I should have guessed it was them.

Well we got a bonus to cheese and football at least. In my headcanon.

[Western Pacific Territories]

So the thread, and Huskars reign, is at it's final breaths. Unfortunately Huskar had no kids so Braila, his wife is the heir to the Paradox thread, alas.

Despite that, I wish a good reign to Bralia, filled with many instances of seduction, plotting, and wincest!
*offers totally-not-suspicious cup of wine*

[The Huskar Social Union]

So the thread, and Huskars reign, is at it's final breaths. Unfortunately Huskar had no kids so Braila, his wife is the heir to the Paradox thread, alas.

Despite that, I wish a good reign to Bralia, filled with many instances of seduction, plotting, and wincest!
*offers totally-not-suspicious cup of wine*

No kids eh

[Kalmarium]

At age 1 Huskar Jr. has died of exposure.

Along with his genius, strong and attractive traits.

[Herargon]

So the thread, and Huskars reign, is at it's final breaths. Unfortunately Huskar had no kids so Braila, his wife is the heir to the Paradox thread, alas.

Despite that, I wish a good reign to Bralia, filled with many instances of seduction, plotting, and wincest!
*offers totally-not-suspicious cup of wine*

No kids eh

Y'know, sadly though Sister Sweden already is in a personal union with Denmark. No vodka bottles for you, Huskar, sorry. Perkele.

[The Huskar Social Union]

At age 1 Huskar Jr. has died of exposure.

Along with his genius, strong and attractive traits.

Lord above cast your light upon this child, his flame has been extinguished but his destiny is yet to come and he must rise again, for the night is dark and full of terrors.


If only that worked in game. Yes CK2 i am NOT letting this go, you took my genius son from me more times than i am happy with!

[Genivaria]

So the thread, and Huskars reign, is at it's final breaths. Unfortunately Huskar had no kids so Braila, his wife is the heir to the Paradox thread, alas.

Despite that, I wish a good reign to Bralia, filled with many instances of seduction, plotting, and wincest!
*offers totally-not-suspicious cup of wine*

*slaps cup away*
None of that! Guards!

The succession will be smooth dammit!
I will not allow instability!

[Herargon]

So the thread, and Huskars reign, is at it's final breaths. Unfortunately Huskar had no kids so Braila, his wife is the heir to the Paradox thread, alas.

Despite that, I wish a good reign to Bralia, filled with many instances of seduction, plotting, and wincest!
*offers totally-not-suspicious cup of wine*

*slaps cup away*
None of that! Guards!

The succession will be smooth dammit!
I will not allow instability!

*Grants Huskar the title of Court Jester*

-10 Diplomatic Relations "Insulted me"

[Western Pacific Territories]

So the thread, and Huskars reign, is at it's final breaths. Unfortunately Huskar had no kids so Braila, his wife is the heir to the Paradox thread, alas.

Despite that, I wish a good reign to Bralia, filled with many instances of seduction, plotting, and wincest!
*offers totally-not-suspicious cup of wine*

No kids eh

*intrigue event pops up*
"Roma Byzantina, your fellow vassal, has declared himself to be the rightful heir to the Paradox thread, claiming that he was the son of mischievous intent between Huskar and Cersei Lannister. He, and Duke Renoa, his brother, have raised a band of adventurers seeking to claim the throne for themselves, Roma promising to make Renoa the king of the North if he gains the throne.

Option 1: I shall support them in their rightful quest!
[Join war 'Roman Claim for the Iron Throne' against King Huskar]

Option 2: They are traitors, and lairs! I will join my liege against these fools!
[Join war 'Roman Claim for the Iron Throne' against Count Roma Byzantina and Duke Renoa'
Gain title 'Lordship of Harrenhall' from King Huskar]

Hmm... which option, Huskar?

[The Huskar Social Union]

No kids eh

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*intrigue event pops up*
"Roma Byzantina, your fellow vassal, has declared himself to be the rightful heir to the Paradox thread, claiming that he was the son of mischievous intent between Huskar and Cersei Lannister. He, and Duke Renoa, his brother, have raised a band of adventurers seeking to claim the throne for themselves, Roma promising to make Renoa the king of the North if he gains the throne.

Option 1: I shall support them in their rightful quest!
[Join war 'Roman Claim for the Iron Throne' against King Huskar]

Option 2: They are traitors, and lairs! I will join my liege against these fools!
[Join war 'Roman Claim for the Iron Throne' against Count Roma Byzantina and Duke Renoa'
Gain title 'Lordship of Harrenhall' from King Huskar]

Hmm... which option, Huskar?

Idk, not my OP anymore lol