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Retro Lyra
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Postby Retro Lyra » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:41 am

Camelza wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:
I didn't think that was going to happen, tbh. Sed seemed pretty forgiving of the whole fiasco.

Sedgy is cool.Damn,I leave for a while and shit,immediately,happens.


He isn't my favorite mod (that award goes to Reppy), but he does his job well.
The IC name is Rlyra.

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

Equestrian States wrote:Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.

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Nationalist State of Knox
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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:43 am

Ah, finally, I was wondering what was going to happen.

Also, I never hotlinked images anyway, so I'm unaffected ;)
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Camelza
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Postby Camelza » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:43 am

Retro Lyra wrote:Picture this: a brown haired irish/german gal lays down in bed. It's eleven PM. At such an hour, her mind goes dirty. Perhaps it is instinct, seeing as its a small bed and the room is dim. So, of course, the fantasies pour in. She is thinking of her boyfirend, and enjoying it too, when she lets her mind off its leash a little further. What happens, you ask?

She suddenly gets images in her head about her and her boyfriend as ponies doing...eh, subsitute what you will.

Confound these ponies, making their way into my sexual fantasies.

you sexy,steamy pony.

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Postby Weslyria » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:43 am

I blame the french for that fiasco.
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I am constantly being sarcastic. I have a dry and often quite dark sense of humour. If what I'm saying insults or disturbs you then I am more than likely joking. If, under such circumstances where I am forced to be serious I will let you know. I am an aspiring comedian, a brony, a teenager, and an Englishman. Philosophically speaking, I am an Absurdist. Google it if you don't know what it is. I promise it is a real thing. Politically I am a Constitutional Monarchist and a Nordic-style Social Democrat.

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Retro Lyra
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Postby Retro Lyra » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:43 am

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:Ah, finally, I was wondering what was going to happen.

Also, I never hotlinked images anyway, so I'm unaffected ;)


Us dumpers are, though. :?
The IC name is Rlyra.

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

Equestrian States wrote:Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.

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Nationalist State of Knox
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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:44 am

Weslyria wrote:I blame the french for that fiasco.

They're still bitter about Agincourt...
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Ifreann wrote:Knox: /ˈɡɪl.ɡə.mɛʃ/
Impeach Enlil, legalise dreaming, mortality is theft. GILGAMESH 2474 BC

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Postby Camelza » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:44 am

Retro Lyra wrote:
Camelza wrote:Sedgy is cool.Damn,I leave for a while and shit,immediately,happens.


He isn't my favorite mod (that award goes to Reppy), but he does his job well.

Kat is my fav.

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Retro Lyra
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Postby Retro Lyra » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:45 am

Camelza wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:Picture this: a brown haired irish/german gal lays down in bed. It's eleven PM. At such an hour, her mind goes dirty. Perhaps it is instinct, seeing as its a small bed and the room is dim. So, of course, the fantasies pour in. She is thinking of her boyfirend, and enjoying it too, when she lets her mind off its leash a little further. What happens, you ask?

She suddenly gets images in her head about her and her boyfriend as ponies doing...eh, subsitute what you will.

Confound these ponies, making their way into my sexual fantasies.

you sexy,steamy pony.


Oh, stop it you. :p

Weslyria wrote:I blame the french for that fiasco.


Don't the English always blame the French?
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Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

Equestrian States wrote:Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.

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Postby Weslyria » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:45 am

Retro Lyra wrote:
Weslyria wrote:I blame the french for that fiasco.


Don't the English always blame the French?

Of course not. I've blamed plenty of things on Liverpool.


Nationalist State of Knox wrote:
Weslyria wrote:I blame the french for that fiasco.

They're still bitter about Agincourt...


They're still bitter about Waterloo.
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Captain of the Pinafore, Self-proclaimed Emperor of Puerto Rico, Not a Walrus (or so I've been told)

I am constantly being sarcastic. I have a dry and often quite dark sense of humour. If what I'm saying insults or disturbs you then I am more than likely joking. If, under such circumstances where I am forced to be serious I will let you know. I am an aspiring comedian, a brony, a teenager, and an Englishman. Philosophically speaking, I am an Absurdist. Google it if you don't know what it is. I promise it is a real thing. Politically I am a Constitutional Monarchist and a Nordic-style Social Democrat.

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Nationalist State of Knox
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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:46 am

Retro Lyra wrote:

Weslyria wrote:I blame the french for that fiasco.


Don't the English always blame the French?

That's because it always is them.
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Call me Knox.
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Ifreann wrote:Knox: /ˈɡɪl.ɡə.mɛʃ/
Impeach Enlil, legalise dreaming, mortality is theft. GILGAMESH 2474 BC

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Retro Lyra
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Postby Retro Lyra » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:46 am

Weslyria wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:
Don't the English always blame the French?

Of course not. I've blamed plenty of things on Liverpool.


Ah, so it's just my aunt then.
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Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

Equestrian States wrote:Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.

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Retro Lyra
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Postby Retro Lyra » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:46 am

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:



Don't the English always blame the French?

That's because it always is them.


But they are so sexy! (has been watching too much Hetalia)
The IC name is Rlyra.

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

Equestrian States wrote:Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.

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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:47 am

Camelza wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:
He isn't my favorite mod (that award goes to Reppy), but he does his job well.

Kat is my fav.

Honestly Nervun is best mod. Though Ard is a good laugh when she warns people in that kooky RPing sort of way.

Weslyria wrote:I blame the french for that fiasco.

I'm embarrassed just reading that.

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Weslyria
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Postby Weslyria » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:48 am

Retro Lyra wrote:
Weslyria wrote:Of course not. I've blamed plenty of things on Liverpool.


Ah, so it's just my aunt then.

Do you mean you have an English aunt who always blames the french or that you have an aunt in liverpool?
Captain of the Pinafore, Self-proclaimed Emperor of Puerto Rico, Not a Walrus (or so I've been told)

I am constantly being sarcastic. I have a dry and often quite dark sense of humour. If what I'm saying insults or disturbs you then I am more than likely joking. If, under such circumstances where I am forced to be serious I will let you know. I am an aspiring comedian, a brony, a teenager, and an Englishman. Philosophically speaking, I am an Absurdist. Google it if you don't know what it is. I promise it is a real thing. Politically I am a Constitutional Monarchist and a Nordic-style Social Democrat.

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Postby Giovenith » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:48 am

Neeeeeew thread! YAY! :clap:
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Retro Lyra
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Postby Retro Lyra » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:48 am

Weslyria wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:
Ah, so it's just my aunt then.

Do you mean you have an English aunt who always blames the french or that you have an aunt in liverpool?


The former.
The IC name is Rlyra.

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

Equestrian States wrote:Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.

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Postby Weslyria » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:48 am

Mad hatters in jeans wrote:
Weslyria wrote:I blame the french for that fiasco.

I'm embarrassed just reading that.


Mission accomplished then.

I act far more stereotypically when you're about.

Retro Lyra wrote:
Weslyria wrote:Do you mean you have an English aunt who always blames the french or that you have an aunt in liverpool?


The former.


Then yes, I suppose you're right.
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Captain of the Pinafore, Self-proclaimed Emperor of Puerto Rico, Not a Walrus (or so I've been told)

I am constantly being sarcastic. I have a dry and often quite dark sense of humour. If what I'm saying insults or disturbs you then I am more than likely joking. If, under such circumstances where I am forced to be serious I will let you know. I am an aspiring comedian, a brony, a teenager, and an Englishman. Philosophically speaking, I am an Absurdist. Google it if you don't know what it is. I promise it is a real thing. Politically I am a Constitutional Monarchist and a Nordic-style Social Democrat.

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Retro Lyra
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Postby Retro Lyra » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:49 am

Image


Uploaded with Postimage.

I hate that I have to use my account there. :(
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Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

Equestrian States wrote:Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.

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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:51 am

Retro Lyra wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:That's because it always is them.


But they are so sexy! (has been watching too much Hetalia)

Hetalia? That sounds like some pornographic Japanese-made anime about sweaty French waiters dangling themselves over dining tables.

How close was I?
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Call me Knox.
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Ifreann wrote:Knox: /ˈɡɪl.ɡə.mɛʃ/
Impeach Enlil, legalise dreaming, mortality is theft. GILGAMESH 2474 BC

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Postby Camelza » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:51 am

Weslyria wrote:
Mad hatters in jeans wrote:I'm embarrassed just reading that.


Mission accomplished then.

I act far more stereotypically when you're about.

Image

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Nationalist State of Knox
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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:52 am

Camelza wrote:
Weslyria wrote:
Mission accomplished then.

I act far more stereotypically when you're about.

Image

Not yet.

Soon.
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Call me Knox.
Biblical Authorship
God is Malevolent.
Bible Inaccuracies
Ifreann wrote:Knox: /ˈɡɪl.ɡə.mɛʃ/
Impeach Enlil, legalise dreaming, mortality is theft. GILGAMESH 2474 BC

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Postby Weslyria » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:52 am

Retro Lyra wrote:


See, why can't the french be ponies?

The EU would be so much better then.
Captain of the Pinafore, Self-proclaimed Emperor of Puerto Rico, Not a Walrus (or so I've been told)

I am constantly being sarcastic. I have a dry and often quite dark sense of humour. If what I'm saying insults or disturbs you then I am more than likely joking. If, under such circumstances where I am forced to be serious I will let you know. I am an aspiring comedian, a brony, a teenager, and an Englishman. Philosophically speaking, I am an Absurdist. Google it if you don't know what it is. I promise it is a real thing. Politically I am a Constitutional Monarchist and a Nordic-style Social Democrat.

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Retro Lyra
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Retro Lyra » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:52 am

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:
But they are so sexy! (has been watching too much Hetalia)

Hetalia?That sounds like some pornographic Japanese-made anime about sweaty French waiters dangling themselves over dining tables.

How close was I?


Not even close.

It's basicly an anime centering around "What if all the countries were actual humans; how would they act around each other?"
The IC name is Rlyra.

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Retro Lyra wrote:So, does this mean that since I'm white and my boyfriend is spanish he's going to rob all my money from me, scream "Hasta la vista!", and drive off into the sunset in a stolen car? Good to know.

Any time now, Lyra. Any time. Watch your car keys.

And your weed stash.

And your bedroom door. Chances are, he'll rape you first, the Genocidal Bastard.

Equestrian States wrote:Retro Lyra is actually an all-female corporation of puppet-manufacturers.

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Postby Weslyria » Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:53 am

Retro Lyra wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:Hetalia?That sounds like some pornographic Japanese-made anime about sweaty French waiters dangling themselves over dining tables.

How close was I?


Not even close.

It's basicly an anime centering around "What if all the countries were actual humans; how would they act around each other?"


It is also the only anime I've ever seen.
Captain of the Pinafore, Self-proclaimed Emperor of Puerto Rico, Not a Walrus (or so I've been told)

I am constantly being sarcastic. I have a dry and often quite dark sense of humour. If what I'm saying insults or disturbs you then I am more than likely joking. If, under such circumstances where I am forced to be serious I will let you know. I am an aspiring comedian, a brony, a teenager, and an Englishman. Philosophically speaking, I am an Absurdist. Google it if you don't know what it is. I promise it is a real thing. Politically I am a Constitutional Monarchist and a Nordic-style Social Democrat.

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