Here we go again ... Not another Mod!

[Bears Armed]

In a display of modly lack of bias, I share a home with a pure black cat, a pure white cat and a roughly equally black-and-white cat.

In a display of modly absolutism, you refuse to tolerate any shades of gray!

"In the night, all cats are gray."

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

Congratulations Goobergunchia, Comrade.

Time to celebrate with some Kim Jong-Il music....

[New Babylonia]

I have an idea, how convient they had explosives in here. *blows the door open and goes back to america to see how things are*. upon arriving America is in shambles. the mod inquisition had swept through like a plague and I seemed to be the only survivor. he suddenly notices a large building. a massive sign stands a gateway to what seems like the devils lair. "MOD PALACE" it reads. thinking quickly he calls the government of his nation, New Babylonia. he walks in and goes to the upper floor, where, the mod overlords are gathered. a number of others, frightened people stare at me as i walk in. he goes up to the mods and gets down on his knees. "i have a bribe for you" he says somewhat frightened, and looks up at them hopelessly. at that moment thousands of large crates of gold money start coming through the door. the men carrying them put them down, look up at the mods. they all scream and run out as fast as they can. after they all have run for their lives, he notices the mods looking at him. feeling threatened, he does what any smart person do. runs away screaming for his life.

[Mesoland]

I have an idea, how convient they had explosives in here. *blows the door open and goes back to america to see how things are*. upon arriving America is in shambles. the mod inquisition had swept through like a plague and I seemed to be the only survivor. he suddenly notices a large building. a massive sign stands a gateway to what seems like the devils lair. "MOD PALACE" it reads. thinking quickly he calls the government of his nation, New Babylonia. he walks in and goes to the upper floor, where, the mod overlords are gathered. a number of others, frightened people stare at me as i walk in. he goes up to the mods and gets down on his knees. "i have a bribe for you" he says somewhat frightened, and looks up at them hopelessly. at that moment thousands of large crates of gold money start coming through the door. the men carrying them put them down, look up at the mods. they all scream and run out as fast as they can. after they all have run for their lives, he notices the mods looking at him. feeling threatened, he does what any smart person do. runs away screaming for his life.

Wow, the mods really have affected our lives. We're able to refer to the same person in 1st person and 3rd person in the same block of fiction writing! It's scarier than 'House of Leaves'!
*dives for bunker*

[Katganistan]

"a mod inquisition huh.... well..... in that case.... *Grabs random person next to him and throws in the way while running away screaming like a small child and hiding in the world's only known bunker invincible to any weapons mankind has created and locks the door with about 764,673,923 combination locks* well that's better i think i should be safe here, glad i brought my laptop, hm low battery.. let me just find the cha....DAMNIT!"

whats worse then hiding from the mod inquisition in a bunker that's virtually indestructible and locked for eternity with your laptop only to find out you forgot to bring the charger.?

Realizing you forgot toilet paper too.

[Shanix]

Wow, the mods really have affected our lives. We're able to refer to the same person in 1st person and 3rd person in the same block of fiction writing! It's scarier than 'House of Leaves'!
*dives for bunker*

Actually, if you're doing T1 Roleplay, you do refer to yourself in both first and third person.

[Condunum]

Congrats Goo... G... What ever.

Hopefully I can look like an innocent little cat in your eyes too, eh? *blinks*