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Fauxia
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Postby Fauxia » Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:04 pm

United Massachusetts wrote:
Ransium wrote:
The word nullification does not yet appear in the issue base. I *think* it would be an original topic. As far as is this subject matter ripe for an NS issue? I'd say totally.

Great! I call dibs :p
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Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:23 pm

Anyone wanna co-author an issue about bike sharing?
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Postby Fauxia » Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:26 pm

Australian Republic wrote:Anyone wanna co-author an issue about bike sharing?
Speaking of that, I’m a go bump the issue I’m co-authoring with you.
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Postby Jutsa » Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:27 pm

I seem to remember already seeing a draft about something like that, but I have no idea what happened to it. The topic doesn't really grasp me, I'm afraid. :(
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Postby Singapore no2 » Tue Nov 28, 2017 6:41 pm

Jutsa wrote:I seem to remember already seeing a draft about something like that, but I have no idea what happened to it. The topic doesn't really grasp me, I'm afraid. :(

My draft on bike sharing.
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Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:25 am

Fauxia wrote:
United Massachusetts wrote:Great! I call dibs :p
Not how it works


Just for clarification, there's no dibs-calling.
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The Marsupial Illuminati
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Postby The Marsupial Illuminati » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:18 am

I am thinking about writing an issue on race and intelligence.

[title]Slow and Stupid Is the Race?
[desc]Researchers have claimed to have found a correlation between race and intelligence, sparking a debate about public policy.

[option]"People from other races are less intelligent. It's genetic..." This option proposes eugenics, basically.

[option]"There is a correlation between race and intelligence, but it's purely environmental..." This option calls for better education and living standards for less well-off ethnic groups.

[option]"How dare you consider this notion as if it has merit!" Punish the researchers, ban racism, affirmative action in the workplace and in education.

What do you think?
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Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:19 am

Could work. Flesh it out, I guess. Kind of horrific as a topic, but I guess no more so than honour killings or terrorism.
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Postby Jutsa » Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:21 am

This wouldn't happen to be inspired by the comment sections on Crash Course Social Science's latest two videos, would it? :P
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Postby Trotterdam » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:05 am

You have to remember that averages are just that. Even if completely objective unbiased impeccable flawless research (haha, yeah right) finds that Moltoveans are, on average, 10% smarter than Maxtopians, the smartest Maxtopians are still going to be a lot smarter than the dumbest Moltoveans, or even average Moltoveans. Judging people by their race, rather than by their individual performance, will still give fundamentally incorrect results. While significantly fewer Maxtopians than Moltoveans might be able to pass your university's entrance exam, rejecting the few Maxtopians that do manage to pass it simply because they're Maxtopians is still racist, and also stupid.

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Postby Jutsa » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:44 am

Whilst I agree with that, I can't tell you how many people will actually choose options 1 and even 3 regardless of scientific facts.
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Postby Trotterdam » Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:54 pm

It's shameful how little Social "Darwinists" and other eugenicists actually understand about Darwinian evolution.

Of course, they're hardly the only ones having trouble on that front.

It seems both the people for and against Darwinism are completely bonkers and debating strawmen. (Or maybe strawwomen, I don't want to discriminate here.)

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Postby Socio Polor » Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:45 pm

USS Monitor wrote:
Socio Polor wrote:Snip


A key phrase in that post was "without a proven track record." If someone doesn't have a track record of being easy to work with, that doesn't necessarily mean they are a pain in the ass. It can also mean they haven't done enough to build up a track record of any kind.

FWIW, I shouldn't be writing chains either because I don't have enough issues experience and my attention span is too short.

And right this minute I shouldn't be writing much of anything because it's 3AM, I had a long day, and I'm starting to get snoozy.

I see. I wasn't clear to me what you were trying to say. As I said in my previous post I didn't mean to start a debate or anything, just wanted to get an answer to my question.

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Postby Jutsa » Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:15 pm

Say, I have a question. Should I add "implements/removes X policy" to my draft options, should I not, or does it matter? :blink:
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Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:29 pm

Jutsa wrote:Say, I have a question. Should I add "implements/removes X policy" to my draft options, should I not, or does it matter? :blink:


Shouldn't matter. You can include it in the drafting process, if you think it clarifies your intentions, then leave them off the submission as there's no box for stat or game engine suggestions any more. Players don't have the policy master list anyway, so it's not that useful a thing to do without editorial access.

We always think on policies triggers anyway, and always read the GI drafting threads during the edit.
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Postby Jutsa » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:15 pm

Would an issue for world assembly nations that have not voted on anything for a rather long time be a) an interesting idea and b) possible? :P
(It also would be interesting to see what a dictatorship would have to say about the subject)
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Postby Pogaria » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:30 pm

Jutsa wrote:Would an issue for world assembly nations that have not voted on anything for a rather long time be a) an interesting idea and b) possible? :P
(It also would be interesting to see what a dictatorship would have to say about the subject)

To my knowledge, that's not possible.
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Postby Jutsa » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:20 pm

Ah well. Thanks :P
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Postby Bears Armed » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:12 am

Trotterdam wrote:It's shameful how little Social "Darwinists" and other eugenicists actually understand about Darwinian evolution.

Darwin apparently had arguments with one of his own cousins, eugenicist Francis Galton, about this...
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Postby Shwe Tu Colony » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:35 am

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So are the "nonstop" & "strong central democracy" lines in this option a reference to the Hamilton musical's song "Non-Stop" or it is just a coincidence?
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Postby Amjedia » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:13 am

Hello!

I'm thinking of writing an issue for vegetarian nations that is not about reversing it as suggested by Nation of Quebec. What do you think?
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Postby USS Monitor » Sat Dec 02, 2017 3:22 am

Amjedia wrote:Hello!

I'm thinking of writing an issue for vegetarian nations that is not about reversing it as suggested by Nation of Quebec. What do you think?


Go for it.
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Postby Jutsa » Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:49 am

Do we have a reversal to the "no sex" policy..?
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Postby Trotterdam » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:04 am

We have a reversal for vat-grown citizens.

I believe we may have a "no sex" option or two that's more vague about what it plans to use instead, so I'm not sure about that.

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Postby Jutsa » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:16 am

Yeah, Issue 364 has an option to ban it in favor of artificial insemination. Think a reversal to that would be a good issue?
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