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The High Arctic - The Covenant Against Yeet

Postby Svalbard Reindeer » Sun Dec 02, 2018 7:00 pm

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All of gameplay should note this day for it is the day where war is finally upon us. The High Arctic is a region known for many things particularly our highness, our arctic, and the word Svalbard which is a delight to pronounce. At our inception we were a proud pacifist region (has anyone else noticed that the word pacifist has the word fist hidden inside?).

However, faced with the mockery, subversion, and general annoyance from the Yeet Reich we have done what no one before us could have even imagined: made an official and proud war declaration full of pomp and circumstance as well as happenstance. The Yeets have defiled our ears and eyes with their scaremongering, plants, and other assorted odd noises and grammatical puzzles (such as the plural of yeet) for far too long. It must end. No more will we suffer in anguish.

To protect the world from devestation. To denounces the evils of yeet and hideous memes. This travesty has been allowed to go on for too long. The High Arctic declares war on the Yeet Reich now and for an eternity until one of us should turn unto dust and ash. There will be no quarter, or other change, given.

With all the power invested in this brave new world, I welcome allies, brethern, and those who believe in the covenant against yeet to join in a war that will change the very axioms our world is built upon.
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Postby Soluain » Sun Dec 02, 2018 7:06 pm

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The game we play

We play this game

Or does this game play us?

Tell me child, why have you moved against those who are better that you in every way.

While you prance in the meadows, we yeet.

While you journey through unknown lands, we yeet.

While you socialize like a normal person, we yeet.

While you get high in the arctic, we report you to the DEA.

They've given us fancy stickers and a plushy baton; we're not afraid to use it.

So prepare druggy, prepare!

For we will have you yought!
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Postby Svalbard Reindeer » Sun Dec 02, 2018 7:21 pm

Soluain wrote:snip


We see that the Yeet Reich continues to use disparaging remarks about our state of equilibrium as well as barely veiled threats of acronyms and sticks. The hostility against the mores of our community impinge upon our sovereignty and our joie de vivre. How many reindeer have lost their antlers - their pride and livelihood - at the hands of the infamous Yeet Reich? How many more must suffer before your true obsolescene is unmasked?

TCAY (The Covenant Against Yeet) will see the yeet miscreants and scourges of the known world pay for their sins. In full.

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Postby Soluain » Sun Dec 02, 2018 7:27 pm

I see you attempt to intimidate me with these words, and they very impressive. Truly, in my decade of participation in 5th grade spelling bees, I have never seen such complicated words.

But the fact remains

You are nothing more than mooses (meese?) with body dysmorphia! Not only body dysmorphia, clearly there is language dysmorphia too!

We will not be intimidated by your false baguette intellectual speak.

We speak only the language of our God and Emperor, he who has the ability to yeet through pure metaphysical photosynthesis.

With our mitochondrias as the powerhouse of our cells, we will power through this war with not even a scratch.
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Postby Svalbard Reindeer » Sun Dec 02, 2018 7:40 pm

Soluain wrote:I see you attempt to intimidate me with these words, and they very impressive. Truly, in my decade of participation in 5th grade spelling bees, I have never seen such complicated words......


Truly, if it took you decades to complete a 5th grade spelling bee then your limited grunts beyond yeet and such other droll remarks is not surprising.

The Coveneant Against Yeet has already won. You have laid down the seeds of your own downfall. It looms over you even now.

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Svalbard Reindeer wrote:
Soluain wrote:I see you attempt to intimidate me with these words, and they very impressive. Truly, in my decade of participation in 5th grade spelling bees, I have never seen such complicated words......


Truly, if it took you decades to complete a 5th grade spelling bee then your limited grunts beyond yeet and such other droll remarks is not surprising.

The Coveneant Against Yeet has already won. You have laid down the seeds of your own downfall. It looms over you even now.


quiet meesen!

Hark as you plot your own downfall.

You have made a critical mistake in your very design.

For meesen is food, and yeeters require food.

Prepare to be eaten then yeeten, meesen.
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Postby Raionitu » Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:55 pm

Lol, should probably make it clear in the title that you mean specifically the yeet reich, as opposed to the yeet army. Cause, one of those would be harder to take on.
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Raionitu wrote:Lol, should probably make it clear in the title that you mean specifically the yeet reich, as opposed to the yeet army. Cause, one of those would be harder to take on.

Yeah TYA is pretty easy compared to Yeet Reich, ur right
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Postby Raionitu » Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:47 pm

Bowzin wrote:
Raionitu wrote:Lol, should probably make it clear in the title that you mean specifically the yeet reich, as opposed to the yeet army. Cause, one of those would be harder to take on.

Yeah TYA is pretty easy compared to Yeet Reich, ur right

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Postby Svalbard Reindeer » Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:42 pm

Raionitu wrote:Lol, should probably make it clear in the title that you mean specifically the yeet reich, as opposed to the yeet army. Cause, one of those would be harder to take on.



If the Yeet Army is allied with the Yeet Reich...they too shall feel our wrath upon them. The High Arctic will not rest until no sweet innocent child or elderly must fear that dreaded moment when a foul miscreant and knave yells out that obscene "yeet."
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Postby Reploid Productions » Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:52 pm

Svalbard Reindeer wrote:
Raionitu wrote:Lol, should probably make it clear in the title that you mean specifically the yeet reich, as opposed to the yeet army. Cause, one of those would be harder to take on.



If the Yeet Army is allied with the Yeet Reich...they too shall feel our wrath upon them. The High Arctic will not rest until no sweet innocent child or elderly must fear that dreaded moment when a foul miscreant and knave yells out that obscene "yeet."

YEET YEET MOTHERYEETERS!

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Postby Svalbard Reindeer » Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:07 pm

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Svalbard Reindeer wrote:

If the Yeet Army is allied with the Yeet Reich...they too shall feel our wrath upon them. The High Arctic will not rest until no sweet innocent child or elderly must fear that dreaded moment when a foul miscreant and knave yells out that obscene "yeet."

YEET YEET MOTHERYEETERS!

That was physically painful to type out.


The Covenenat Against Yeet would like to express how shocked and apalled it is at this latest transgression against all that is pleasant and peaceful in the world. Even that of the Holy Order of Moderation (HOM) are not able to escape the nettlesome and vexatious influence of the inexorable Yeet culture. We must put an end to this before it is too late.

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Postby Raionitu » Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:10 pm

Svalbard Reindeer wrote:
Raionitu wrote:Lol, should probably make it clear in the title that you mean specifically the yeet reich, as opposed to the yeet army. Cause, one of those would be harder to take on.



If the Yeet Army is allied with the Yeet Reich...they too shall feel our wrath upon them. The High Arctic will not rest until no sweet innocent child or elderly must fear that dreaded moment when a foul miscreant and knave yells out that obscene "yeet."

Mmmm, as far as I know, no relation, yeet reich, dont know, sounds like 12 year old edgy wanna be nazis. Yeet army is, can't believe i'm saying this, a semi-competent raider group that was actually able to put out over a dozen pilers during the whole, st abby shebang. Still probably kids trying to be edgy tho
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Postby Soluain » Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:22 pm

Raionitu wrote:
Svalbard Reindeer wrote:

If the Yeet Army is allied with the Yeet Reich...they too shall feel our wrath upon them. The High Arctic will not rest until no sweet innocent child or elderly must fear that dreaded moment when a foul miscreant and knave yells out that obscene "yeet."

Mmmm, as far as I know, no relation, yeet reich, dont know, sounds like 12 year old edgy wanna be nazis. Yeet army is, can't believe i'm saying this, a semi-competent raider group that was actually able to put out over a dozen pilers during the whole, st abby shebang. Still probably kids trying to be edgy tho


It is a quintessential fact of this world that in order to apply a label upon another, one must be of that label.

So if you are to attempt to label us as 12 year old edgy wannabe Nazis, regardless if that label sticks to us, it must apply to yourself.
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Postby Bowzin » Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:23 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:
Svalbard Reindeer wrote:

If the Yeet Army is allied with the Yeet Reich...they too shall feel our wrath upon them. The High Arctic will not rest until no sweet innocent child or elderly must fear that dreaded moment when a foul miscreant and knave yells out that obscene "yeet."

YEET YEET MOTHERYEETERS!

That was physically painful to type out.

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Postby Svalbard Reindeer » Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:39 pm

All Yeets look and sound the same to us. No preferential treatment will be given to edgier or less edgy yeets. The fact that you align yourselves with "edgy" and "yeet" bespeaks to the true horrors that you have grievously committed against the world population.
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Postby Robosia » Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:58 am

Bleh, the CCD should come in and yeet ‘em both.
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Postby Imperium of Josh » Mon Dec 03, 2018 9:30 am

Reploid Productions wrote:
Svalbard Reindeer wrote:

If the Yeet Army is allied with the Yeet Reich...they too shall feel our wrath upon them. The High Arctic will not rest until no sweet innocent child or elderly must fear that dreaded moment when a foul miscreant and knave yells out that obscene "yeet."

YEET YEET MOTHERYEETERS!

That was physically painful to type out.

Oh lordy no, they got you into it too? All hope is lost for GP and NS.

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Raionitu wrote:
Svalbard Reindeer wrote:

If the Yeet Army is allied with the Yeet Reich...they too shall feel our wrath upon them. The High Arctic will not rest until no sweet innocent child or elderly must fear that dreaded moment when a foul miscreant and knave yells out that obscene "yeet."

Mmmm, as far as I know, no relation, yeet reich, dont know, sounds like 12 year old edgy wanna be nazis. Yeet army is, can't believe i'm saying this, a semi-competent raider group that was actually able to put out over a dozen pilers during the whole, st abby shebang. Still probably kids trying to be edgy tho



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Imperium of Josh wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:YEET YEET MOTHERYEETERS!

That was physically painful to type out.

Oh lordy no, they got you into it too? All hope is lost for GP and NS.

I just think it's a funny word. :lol2:
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Reploid Productions wrote:
Svalbard Reindeer wrote:

If the Yeet Army is allied with the Yeet Reich...they too shall feel our wrath upon them. The High Arctic will not rest until no sweet innocent child or elderly must fear that dreaded moment when a foul miscreant and knave yells out that obscene "yeet."

YEET YEET MOTHERYEETERS!

That was physically painful to type out.

Reppy, have you been infected by the Salvarity disease?
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Jar Wattinree wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:YEET YEET MOTHERYEETERS!

That was physically painful to type out.

Reppy, have you been infected by the Salvarity disease?

JarJar, I will get youssa to say the word “yeet” if it’s the last thing I do.

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Joke's on you, I'm already called that by my own region.
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Jar Wattinree wrote:Joke's on you, I'm already called that by my own region.

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