All of gameplay should note this day for it is the day where war is finally upon us. The High Arctic is a region known for many things particularly our highness, our arctic, and the word Svalbard which is a delight to pronounce. At our inception we were a proud pacifist region (has anyone else noticed that the word pacifist has the word fist hidden inside?).
However, faced with the mockery, subversion, and general annoyance from the Yeet Reich we have done what no one before us could have even imagined: made an official and proud war declaration full of pomp and circumstance as well as happenstance. The Yeets have defiled our ears and eyes with their scaremongering, plants, and other assorted odd noises and grammatical puzzles (such as the plural of yeet) for far too long. It must end. No more will we suffer in anguish.
To protect the world from devestation. To denounces the evils of yeet and hideous memes. This travesty has been allowed to go on for too long. The High Arctic declares war on the Yeet Reich now and for an eternity until one of us should turn unto dust and ash. There will be no quarter, or other change, given.
With all the power invested in this brave new world, I welcome allies, brethern, and those who believe in the covenant against yeet to join in a war that will change the very axioms our world is built upon.
