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Witchcraft and Sorcery
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Founded: Feb 01, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Witchcraft and Sorcery » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:11 am

THE QARDENS WIN A LOT F WINS

May it please the court,
Counsel,
Members of the jury:
I don’t feel good.

Hello ther. You haven’t heard from me in while. I haven’t heard you eithr., too bad, now I mdrunkj and rouinvin asked me to write a hitpost. You are welcome. Anyway. The roadins goa lot of win stonight., vinny told me 18., eitheen wins. That’s a lot in case you hwerent couynting. I was. I couned everyone and I wasn’t even there for this win. The wardens went out ther and thoy chased and wona lot of wins tonight, and then they aske me me to com on and wite a best shitp-post ever sin in history of wardens because they knew I had gone to do a tria while not havin post anything on forum for long time. Even longer tgab u beb ubeve n on update but I’m promise im not back anytime son. On d t bee scared of me just yet but when ie wan come back wardens be ready b cim gonna win all the fenda wens that will be apening. Here are akk tge wuins that wardens that the juymnp posnts also got onight with defenses
Alkso jump o9intds got sdom ehits tonight. Not hits like I too. Hits like were raided o juimp oints bad times. Justrruts me on this one I got it second hand. I went to p arty tonight and then they got me into vc and now look. I’m wiritng peport even though I cant exactly whsee wht keys im prssing. Wardens got sons. Now uyoui get wins too since I get to wtire the report for once.
THEY ONLY RTUST ME WHEN I NoT GFEEL GOOD I PROMISE IMA GOOD WORADEN WHO DEFENSE N SHTUFF
I’m gonna only write this ckokda wreport when imve ben out partying all night agains an they want ome to mecome back to the gaem. I am not rely defense anymore. You are lucky raiders. I wil be bac one day. Then you never got a songle one win again. I promise you.
Sincerely hours,
W&S whose ben having a few fun times.



I don’t even know who was involved in al this. Just ake me wor for it ther was lot ofg good ones. I trus them all thet they wert h best wardenscouyl dhave jun job. Only best get 18 wins. That is way too muc for me to count on hands.
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Ever-Wandering Souls
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Founded: Jan 01, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:35 am

This...is just kinda embarrassing.
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The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258

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Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

Jesus, Hobbes, it's 2015. You can't just call someone "the color".

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Vando0sa
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Founded: Mar 08, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Vando0sa » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:43 am

Spell check is a drunk raiders best friend! I drink a lot of vodka..
I raided a region and I liked it!

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Tim-Opolis
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tim-Opolis » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:54 am

What the fuck did I read
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Ever-Wandering Souls
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:57 am

Tim-Opolis wrote:What the fuck did I read


Apparently, what happens when Roavin encourages someone wasted off their ass, who wasn't even on for update, to make a fool of themselves in public.

...I'm curious what the one edit attempted to fix. I'll likely never find out, given how unlikely it is that this dude will have anything more than a hazy guess at even the basic events of tonight, whenever he wakes up.
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The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258

Misley wrote:
Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

Jesus, Hobbes, it's 2015. You can't just call someone "the color".

Reploid Productions wrote:Raiders are endlessly creative

How Do I Telegram API?

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Kanaia
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Founded: May 05, 2005
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Kanaia » Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:03 am

Witchcraft and Sorcery wrote:Last edited by Witchcraft and Sorcery on Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:12 am, edited 1 time in total.

An attempt was made. Good to see you're still around W&S.
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RiderSyl
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Founded: Jan 16, 2014
Mother Knows Best State

Postby RiderSyl » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:15 am

Witchcraft and Sorcery wrote:now I mdrunkj and rouinvin asked me to write a hitpost


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Warden Roavin
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Founded: Nov 04, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Warden Roavin » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:46 am

Funny: W&S' post.
Funnier: The confused reactions.
Funniest: The Ever-Wandering Salt feigning concern to once again try to portray us as actually bad people.
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Ever-Wandering Souls
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:15 am

Maybe I’m just a loser, but in the rare case that someone comes into our chat piss drunk, “have them make an incomprehensible raid report for us lol” certainly isn’t something I jump right to...and it’s certainly not something I’d want someone to egg me on to do.

At the very least, it’s utterly unprofessional on the organization level...not that that’s particularly something y’all care about.
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TG me anytime; I'm always happy to talk about anything!

The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258

Misley wrote:
Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

Jesus, Hobbes, it's 2015. You can't just call someone "the color".

Reploid Productions wrote:Raiders are endlessly creative

How Do I Telegram API?

Omnis delenda est.

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Pergamon
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Founded: Oct 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Pergamon » Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:50 am

Yeah, What the... ?!?!
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RiderSyl
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Founded: Jan 16, 2014
Mother Knows Best State

Postby RiderSyl » Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:51 am

I think that rather than taking a Warden report completely at face-value, the possibility this may have been report themed around W&S being wasted off his ass needs to be considered before anyone goes throwing the entire organization into a volcano.
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Helseth
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Founded: Aug 06, 2013
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Helseth » Wed Jan 17, 2018 4:07 am

What's the big deal? I actually found it amusing.
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Greater vakolicci haven
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Founded: May 09, 2014
Anarchy

Postby Greater vakolicci haven » Wed Jan 17, 2018 4:10 am

It sounds very much like w&s was taking the piss, really. Especially given that the first few lines are perfect.
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The Grim Reaper
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Grim Reaper » Wed Jan 17, 2018 4:12 am

Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:Maybe I’m just a loser, but in the rare case that someone comes into our chat piss drunk, “have them make an incomprehensible raid report for us lol” certainly isn’t something I jump right to...and it’s certainly not something I’d want someone to egg me on to do.

At the very least, it’s utterly unprofessional on the organization level...not that that’s particularly something y’all care about.


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Kurnugia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Kurnugia » Wed Jan 17, 2018 4:52 am

The report isn't even so bad that it is good. wtf...
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Klaus Devestatorie
Minister
 
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Founded: Aug 28, 2008
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Klaus Devestatorie » Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:10 am

Meh, fake.
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Fauxia
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Founded: Dec 22, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Fauxia » Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:57 am

Klaus Devestatorie wrote:Meh, fake.
Right, this is the only real problem with the report
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Anarchy

Postby Greater vakolicci haven » Wed Jan 17, 2018 7:04 am

Klaus Devestatorie wrote:Meh, fake.

It's too obvious.
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United Provinces of Atlantica
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Founded: Jan 02, 2013
Left-wing Utopia

Postby United Provinces of Atlantica » Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:29 am

The report makes me think that W&S had the operation the main character in Flowers for Algernon has and that he's now permanently regressed back to his previous state.
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Witchcraft and Sorcery
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Founded: Feb 01, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Witchcraft and Sorcery » Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:45 am

Wow. Okay. Y’all are demonstrating to me exactly why I don’t really show my face around here anymore. I guess I need to explain myself. I had been out at a party and hopped into Wardens VC when I got home. Vinny mentioned offhand that it would be funny if I wrote the report for tonight. That’s all I remember about the conversation (big surprise :p I didn’t even remember who made the comment, I said roavin but I guess it was Vinny) but I’m sure any warden or non-warden who was in the server last night can attest that this is most certainly not fake.

However, I will say that while I was quite intoxicated while writing this post, it was entirely my decision to go through with it. The idea was mentioned offhand and I was absolutely coherent enough to know what i was doing. I chose to do this, so if you really want someone to point fingers at, point them at me. Please. Don’t drag anyone else into this.

So naturally, because of all this, I laughed my ass off reading all these comments. Y’all best believe I’m not embarrassed in the slightest. I don’t care that you think it’s embarrassing. I don’t care that it’s not even so bad it’s good. I don’t care that you think it’s fake. The point was just to get a reaction. I had fun writing it and the intended audience seems to find it amusing. Mission accomplished.

PS: shoutout to Atlantica for the Flowers for Algernon reference and Kanaia for being awesome and still being around. Good to see you, friend. I should pop into 10ki forums more often.


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Greater vakolicci haven
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Founded: May 09, 2014
Anarchy

Postby Greater vakolicci haven » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:10 am

Witchcraft and Sorcery wrote:Wow. Okay. Y’all are demonstrating to me exactly why I don’t really show my face around here anymore. I guess I need to explain myself. I had been out at a party and hopped into Wardens VC when I got home. Vinny mentioned offhand that it would be funny if I wrote the report for tonight. That’s all I remember about the conversation (big surprise :p I didn’t even remember who made the comment, I said roavin but I guess it was Vinny) but I’m sure any warden or non-warden who was in the server last night can attest that this is most certainly not fake.

However, I will say that while I was quite intoxicated while writing this post, it was entirely my decision to go through with it. The idea was mentioned offhand and I was absolutely coherent enough to know what i was doing. I chose to do this, so if you really want someone to point fingers at, point them at me. Please. Don’t drag anyone else into this.

So naturally, because of all this, I laughed my ass off reading all these comments. Y’all best believe I’m not embarrassed in the slightest. I don’t care that you think it’s embarrassing. I don’t care that it’s not even so bad it’s good. I don’t care that you think it’s fake. The point was just to get a reaction. I had fun writing it and the intended audience seems to find it amusing. Mission accomplished.

PS: shoutout to Atlantica for the Flowers for Algernon reference and Kanaia for being awesome and still being around. Good to see you, friend. I should pop into 10ki forums more often.

It makes me wonder whether my drunk posts are this bad.
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Benevolent Thomas
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Benevolent Thomas » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:34 am

I was in Voice Chat the entire time W&S was and I was the one who suggested the edit. The edit was removing a screenshot of somebody flaming Roavin, not something that would have been embarrassing for Witchcraft or the Order. While I generally am against logging in while intoxicated, I stayed awake far past my bedtime to help create a safe environment for one of our members to have a potential moment of vulnerability. Unsurprisingly, W&S actually conducted themselves as professionally as any other member in our discord that night. Hell, he was more behaved than I was (ask Red Dusk). His typing was far more drunk than he was, which is why the idea had been floated that he write the report (reminiscent of the hardly readable Vinny report posts). W&S saw the humor in writing a drunkpost and volunteered to do the job.

This all happened in a controlled environment and W&S knows that he is welcomed to erase the post at any time should he feel embarrassment concerning it, which he has thus far denied having. We in The Order of the Grey Wardens do not judge each other for enjoying ourselves with the occasional over-indulgence of a variety of vices. I'm sure many others in Gameplay feel the same as we do, considering how much of a success News With Booze was.

Judge us all you want, Souls. Your repeated attacks on our character have yet to make us love one another any less, and I highly doubt they ever will.
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Alkasia
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Founded: Sep 24, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Alkasia » Wed Jan 17, 2018 10:14 am

This report is hilarious. Beats me why some are trying so hard to twist this into an embarrassing moment for the Wardens. Well, I guess the why of it makes sense, but I don't know why they thought they were going to succeed in their attempt. Lighten up y'all, you're trying too hard.

Great report, W&S. :p
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Fauxia
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Fauxia » Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:27 am

Benevolent Thomas wrote:I was in Voice Chat the entire time W&S was and I was the one who suggested the edit. The edit was removing a screenshot of somebody flaming Roavin, not something that would have been embarrassing for Witchcraft or the Order. While I generally am against logging in while intoxicated, I stayed awake far past my bedtime to help create a safe environment for one of our members to have a potential moment of vulnerability. Unsurprisingly, W&S actually conducted themselves as professionally as any other member in our discord that night. Hell, he was more behaved than I was (ask Red Dusk). His typing was far more drunk than he was, which is why the idea had been floated that he write the report (reminiscent of the hardly readable Vinny report posts). W&S saw the humor in writing a drunkpost and volunteered to do the job.

This all happened in a controlled environment and W&S knows that he is welcomed to erase the post at any time should he feel embarrassment concerning it, which he has thus far denied having. We in The Order of the Grey Wardens do not judge each other for enjoying ourselves with the occasional over-indulgence of a variety of vices. I'm sure many others in Gameplay feel the same as we do, considering how much of a success News With Booze was.

Judge us all you want, Souls. Your repeated attacks on our character have yet to make us love one another any less, and I highly doubt they ever will.
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Kurnugia
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Founded: Feb 21, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Kurnugia » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:07 pm

Benevolent Thomas wrote:

Judge us all you want, Souls. Your repeated attacks on our character have yet to make us love one another any less, and I highly doubt they ever will.

Roavin's puns are doing this tbf.
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