The Grey Wardens: Warden-Lieutenant Eshialand

[Witchcraft and Sorcery]

THE QARDENS WIN A LOT F WINS

May it please the court,
Counsel,
Members of the jury:
I don’t feel good.

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THEY ONLY RTUST ME WHEN I NoT GFEEL GOOD I PROMISE IMA GOOD WORADEN WHO DEFENSE N SHTUFF
I’m gonna only write this ckokda wreport when imve ben out partying all night agains an they want ome to mecome back to the gaem. I am not rely defense anymore. You are lucky raiders. I wil be bac one day. Then you never got a songle one win again. I promise you.
Sincerely hours,
W&S whose ben having a few fun times.

REGIONS DEFENSE
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_markets[/region]
lebowa
volbeatunion
flavor_town
https://www.nationstates.net/region=aregd[/region]
earthen
notcraft
the_deathlandic
the_best
hogor
the_new_states_of_sweden
the_ducky_alliance
congressa
the_forest_of_cannibals
[region]the_union_of_democratic_socialists
socialists_for_a_new_world
the_mirage_isles
the_great_alliance_of_jsuv

I don’t even know who was involved in al this. Just ake me wor for it ther was lot ofg good ones. I trus them all thet they wert h best wardenscouyl dhave jun job. Only best get 18 wins. That is way too muc for me to count on hands.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

This...is just kinda embarrassing.

[Vando0sa]

Spell check is a drunk raiders best friend! I drink a lot of vodka..

[Tim-Opolis]

What the fuck did I read

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

What the fuck did I read

Apparently, what happens when Roavin encourages someone wasted off their ass, who wasn't even on for update, to make a fool of themselves in public.

...I'm curious what the one edit attempted to fix. I'll likely never find out, given how unlikely it is that this dude will have anything more than a hazy guess at even the basic events of tonight, whenever he wakes up.

[Kanaia]

Last edited by Witchcraft and Sorcery on Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:12 am, edited 1 time in total.

An attempt was made. Good to see you're still around W&S.

[RiderSyl]

now I mdrunkj and rouinvin asked me to write a hitpost

[Warden Roavin]

Funny: W&S' post.
Funnier: The confused reactions.
Funniest: The Ever-Wandering Salt feigning concern to once again try to portray us as actually bad people.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

Maybe I’m just a loser, but in the rare case that someone comes into our chat piss drunk, “have them make an incomprehensible raid report for us lol” certainly isn’t something I jump right to...and it’s certainly not something I’d want someone to egg me on to do.

At the very least, it’s utterly unprofessional on the organization level...not that that’s particularly something y’all care about.

[Pergamon]

Yeah, What the... ?!?!

[RiderSyl]

I think that rather than taking a Warden report completely at face-value, the possibility this may have been report themed around W&S being wasted off his ass needs to be considered before anyone goes throwing the entire organization into a volcano.

[Helseth]

What's the big deal? I actually found it amusing.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

It sounds very much like w&s was taking the piss, really. Especially given that the first few lines are perfect.

[The Grim Reaper]

Maybe I’m just a loser, but in the rare case that someone comes into our chat piss drunk, “have them make an incomprehensible raid report for us lol” certainly isn’t something I jump right to...and it’s certainly not something I’d want someone to egg me on to do.

At the very least, it’s utterly unprofessional on the organization level...not that that’s particularly something y’all care about.

excuse the grey wardens for not being the most professional esports team outside dreamhack

fuck me, they used to say defenders were the boring one

[Kurnugia]

The report isn't even so bad that it is good. wtf...

[Klaus Devestatorie]

Meh, fake.

[Fauxia]

Meh, fake.

Right, this is the only real problem with the report

[Greater vakolicci haven]

Meh, fake.

It's too obvious.

[United Provinces of Atlantica]

The report makes me think that W&S had the operation the main character in Flowers for Algernon has and that he's now permanently regressed back to his previous state.

[Witchcraft and Sorcery]

Wow. Okay. Y’all are demonstrating to me exactly why I don’t really show my face around here anymore. I guess I need to explain myself. I had been out at a party and hopped into Wardens VC when I got home. Vinny mentioned offhand that it would be funny if I wrote the report for tonight. That’s all I remember about the conversation (big surprise I didn’t even remember who made the comment, I said roavin but I guess it was Vinny) but I’m sure any warden or non-warden who was in the server last night can attest that this is most certainly not fake.

However, I will say that while I was quite intoxicated while writing this post, it was entirely my decision to go through with it. The idea was mentioned offhand and I was absolutely coherent enough to know what i was doing. I chose to do this, so if you really want someone to point fingers at, point them at me. Please. Don’t drag anyone else into this.

So naturally, because of all this, I laughed my ass off reading all these comments. Y’all best believe I’m not embarrassed in the slightest. I don’t care that you think it’s embarrassing. I don’t care that it’s not even so bad it’s good. I don’t care that you think it’s fake. The point was just to get a reaction. I had fun writing it and the intended audience seems to find it amusing. Mission accomplished.

PS: shoutout to Atlantica for the Flowers for Algernon reference and Kanaia for being awesome and still being around. Good to see you, friend. I should pop into 10ki forums more often.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

Wow. Okay. Y’all are demonstrating to me exactly why I don’t really show my face around here anymore. I guess I need to explain myself. I had been out at a party and hopped into Wardens VC when I got home. Vinny mentioned offhand that it would be funny if I wrote the report for tonight. That’s all I remember about the conversation (big surprise I didn’t even remember who made the comment, I said roavin but I guess it was Vinny) but I’m sure any warden or non-warden who was in the server last night can attest that this is most certainly not fake.

However, I will say that while I was quite intoxicated while writing this post, it was entirely my decision to go through with it. The idea was mentioned offhand and I was absolutely coherent enough to know what i was doing. I chose to do this, so if you really want someone to point fingers at, point them at me. Please. Don’t drag anyone else into this.

So naturally, because of all this, I laughed my ass off reading all these comments. Y’all best believe I’m not embarrassed in the slightest. I don’t care that you think it’s embarrassing. I don’t care that it’s not even so bad it’s good. I don’t care that you think it’s fake. The point was just to get a reaction. I had fun writing it and the intended audience seems to find it amusing. Mission accomplished.

PS: shoutout to Atlantica for the Flowers for Algernon reference and Kanaia for being awesome and still being around. Good to see you, friend. I should pop into 10ki forums more often.

It makes me wonder whether my drunk posts are this bad.

[Benevolent Thomas]

I was in Voice Chat the entire time W&S was and I was the one who suggested the edit. The edit was removing a screenshot of somebody flaming Roavin, not something that would have been embarrassing for Witchcraft or the Order. While I generally am against logging in while intoxicated, I stayed awake far past my bedtime to help create a safe environment for one of our members to have a potential moment of vulnerability. Unsurprisingly, W&S actually conducted themselves as professionally as any other member in our discord that night. Hell, he was more behaved than I was (ask Red Dusk). His typing was far more drunk than he was, which is why the idea had been floated that he write the report (reminiscent of the hardly readable Vinny report posts). W&S saw the humor in writing a drunkpost and volunteered to do the job.

This all happened in a controlled environment and W&S knows that he is welcomed to erase the post at any time should he feel embarrassment concerning it, which he has thus far denied having. We in The Order of the Grey Wardens do not judge each other for enjoying ourselves with the occasional over-indulgence of a variety of vices. I'm sure many others in Gameplay feel the same as we do, considering how much of a success News With Booze was.

Judge us all you want, Souls. Your repeated attacks on our character have yet to make us love one another any less, and I highly doubt they ever will.

[Alkasia]

This report is hilarious. Beats me why some are trying so hard to twist this into an embarrassing moment for the Wardens. Well, I guess the why of it makes sense, but I don't know why they thought they were going to succeed in their attempt. Lighten up y'all, you're trying too hard.

Great report, W&S.

[Fauxia]

I was in Voice Chat the entire time W&S was and I was the one who suggested the edit. The edit was removing a screenshot of somebody flaming Roavin, not something that would have been embarrassing for Witchcraft or the Order. While I generally am against logging in while intoxicated, I stayed awake far past my bedtime to help create a safe environment for one of our members to have a potential moment of vulnerability. Unsurprisingly, W&S actually conducted themselves as professionally as any other member in our discord that night. Hell, he was more behaved than I was (ask Red Dusk). His typing was far more drunk than he was, which is why the idea had been floated that he write the report (reminiscent of the hardly readable Vinny report posts). W&S saw the humor in writing a drunkpost and volunteered to do the job.

This all happened in a controlled environment and W&S knows that he is welcomed to erase the post at any time should he feel embarrassment concerning it, which he has thus far denied having. We in The Order of the Grey Wardens do not judge each other for enjoying ourselves with the occasional over-indulgence of a variety of vices. I'm sure many others in Gameplay feel the same as we do, considering how much of a success News With Booze was.

Judge us all you want, Souls. Your repeated attacks on our character have yet to make us love one another any less, and I highly doubt they ever will.

Well said.

[Kurnugia]

Judge us all you want, Souls. Your repeated attacks on our character have yet to make us love one another any less, and I highly doubt they ever will.

Roavin's puns are doing this tbf.