[PASSED] Child Pornography Ban

[Chester Pearson]

Yes.... Because as we all know, a five year old can consent to intercourse right?

Kim Eun Mi slowly raises a lead pipe from her purse, scowling menacingly.

She proceeds to place it back into her purse and point two fingers to her eyes, then to Pearson.

A threat? How quaint....

Did I strike a nerve, or did you let on more than you wanted anyone else to know?

[Sween]

Why did people vote against this?

Well, there were issues with the definition of pornography, using the age of consent, and other technical issues that were raised. There were some disagreements about the exceptions clauses as well -- some said they're too restrictive, some said not restrictive enough. Oh, and, there was an odd perception by some that we were pushing a religious agenda. Still can't understand that one. Oh, and, one ambassador who says that pedophilia is fine if it's consensual. We wonder how he sleeps soundly at night, but, whatever.

We feel that we addressed this in the best way possible, by making a resolution that set a fair minimum standard while allowing for further restrictions on the issue, either via domestic or international laws.

It's true you can't please everyone... but to get 93% agreement here, well, that's unprecedented, so we must have done something right.

My ambassador, Kim Eun Mi is a WOMAN so therefore you don't know how SHE sleeps soundly at night. the Leader Matthew MacSween is a male though. Just to point that out.

Ms. Kim sleeps soundly at night after a good read of Das Kapital, or other communist books. Sometimes with a good porno, hentai, or after sex.

As for MacSween, he doesn't,most nights, but not for these reasons. He suffers from mild insomnia, migraines, and depression related the woman he's loved for 3 years and still hasn't had a single date with, as he is almost unable to even speak in her presence. So rather than sleeping soundly he sits awake, tired, head bursting with pain and admiring a few portraits of Kayte (that's the woman he loves)

[Sween]

Kim Eun Mi slowly raises a lead pipe from her purse, scowling menacingly.

She proceeds to place it back into her purse and point two fingers to her eyes, then to Pearson.

A threat? How quaint....

Did I strike a nerve, or did you let on more than you wanted anyone else to know?

One of Ms. Kim's bodyguards speaks up. "Ambassador Kim doesn't react well to sarcastic comments directed at her."

he leans in closer and whispers "I think it's that time of the month..."

he gets slapped in the back of the head by Kim, unarmed.

[Chester Pearson]

A threat? How quaint....

Did I strike a nerve, or did you let on more than you wanted anyone else to know?

One of Ms. Kim's bodyguards speaks up. "Ambassador Kim doesn't react well to sarcastic comments directed at her."

he leans in closer and whispers "I think it's that time of the month..."

he gets slapped in the back of the head by Kim, unarmed.

Awwww...

Sends over a bottle of Midol, and a bottle of Maple Whisky. "Take both liberally, and preferably at the same time...."

[Separatist Peoples]

[One of Ms. Kim's bodyguards speaks up. "Ambassador Kim doesn't react well to sarcastic comments directed at her."

"Ms. Kim better learn to deal with it. The Weapon Nullifiers make anything she decides to use quite useless. In fact, they negate your job entirely. You'll notice that nobody else here has bodyguards..."

[Sween]

[One of Ms. Kim's bodyguards speaks up. "Ambassador Kim doesn't react well to sarcastic comments directed at her."

"Ms. Kim better learn to deal with it. The Weapon Nullifiers make anything she decides to use quite useless. In fact, they negate your job entirely. You'll notice that nobody else here has bodyguards..."

"I find it hard to believe that an ambassador or any other official wouldn't come with some form of body armour or bodyguards, to an international summit. An assassin from a hostile nation could be lurking anywhere." Kim says, while gesturing toward her tow red-uniformed bodyguards.

[Wrapper]

"I find it hard to believe that an ambassador or any other official wouldn't come with some form of body armour or bodyguards, to an international summit. An assassin from a hostile nation could be lurking anywhere." Kim says, while gesturing toward her tow red-uniformed bodyguards.

The weapons transmogrifier turns the bodyguards into plush teddy bears, rendering them harmless to all but the most sour of sourpusses.

[Chester Pearson]

"Ms. Kim better learn to deal with it. The Weapon Nullifiers make anything she decides to use quite useless. In fact, they negate your job entirely. You'll notice that nobody else here has bodyguards..."

"I find it hard to believe that an ambassador or any other official wouldn't come with some form of body armour or bodyguards, to an international summit. An assassin from a hostile nation could be lurking anywhere." Kim says, while gesturing toward her tow red-uniformed bodyguards.

Summit? A summit is usually a one time affair. We're here (god knows why) every damn day....

Also, I am guessing you missed the handout on the WEAPON NULLIFIERS that are present?

[Sauvage]

[One of Ms. Kim's bodyguards speaks up. "Ambassador Kim doesn't react well to sarcastic comments directed at her."

"Ms. Kim better learn to deal with it. The Weapon Nullifiers make anything she decides to use quite useless. In fact, they negate your job entirely. You'll notice that nobody else here has bodyguards..."

The Sauvage representative pauses at this statement, looking over his shoulder at the two highlander grenadier guards flanking his sides with muskets in hand.

"Never hurts to protect yourself from advanced civilization riffraff that fancy taking away my baby Cupid paintings!"

He holds up a notice from the WA informing him that his household must remove said painting from the wall as it has visible crotch regions, furiously pointing at the paper silently as he tries to make a point."

[Wrapper]

Ari grabs one of the plush ex-bodyguards and hands it to the Canadian ambassador.

Here, Chet, you look like you could use one of these.

[Chester Pearson]

He holds up a notice from the WA informing him that his household must remove said painting from the wall as it has visible crotch regions, furiously pointing at the paper silently as he tries to make a point."

"Some people...."

[Wrapper]

He holds up a notice from the WA informing him that his household must remove said painting from the wall as it has visible crotch regions, furiously pointing at the paper silently as he tries to make a point."

Once again your reading comprehension has utterly failed you, as those paintings are perfectly legal under this resolution. Oh, now, don't cry. Here, have a plushie.

[Sween]

"Ms. Kim better learn to deal with it. The Weapon Nullifiers make anything she decides to use quite useless. In fact, they negate your job entirely. You'll notice that nobody else here has bodyguards..."

The Sauvage representative pauses at this statement, looking over his shoulder at the two highlander grenadier guards flanking his sides with muskets in hand.

"Never hurts to protect yourself from advanced civilization riffraff that fancy taking away my baby Cupid paintings!"

He holds up a notice from the WA informing him that his household must remove said painting from the wall as it has visible crotch regions, furiously pointing at the paper silently as he tries to make a point."

Kim proceeds
"So I'm the ONLY one with bodyguards am I? Speaking of them taking away our art, I had to email all of my loli-based hentai back to Sween before it got deleted here."

She holds up her laptop with a folder open at C:\users\EunMi\Libraries\Visual\Hentai\Loli. the folder is empty.

[Sauvage]

He holds up a notice from the WA informing him that his household must remove said painting from the wall as it has visible crotch regions, furiously pointing at the paper silently as he tries to make a point."

Once again your reading comprehension has utterly failed you, as those paintings are perfectly legal under this resolution. Oh, now, don't cry. Here, have a plushie.

"It was quite clear in the resolution that if it can be used for sexual purposes and/or is sold it counts!"

He cries out, draping an arm over his face and falling back into the arms of the grenadier guards crying out:

"simply dreadful!"

[Sween]

Once again your reading comprehension has utterly failed you, as those paintings are perfectly legal under this resolution. Oh, now, don't cry. Here, have a plushie.

"It was quite clear in the resolution that if it can be used for sexual purposes and/or is sold it counts!"

He cries out, draping an arm over his face and falling back into the arms of the grenadier guards crying out:

"simply dreadful!"

Kim reacts.

"Does this happen all the time? this is the first WA meeting I've been to."

[Wrapper]

"It was quite clear in the resolution that if it can be used for sexual purposes and/or is sold it counts!"

No, what's quite clear, Ambassador, is that your reading comprehension is shit. Try reading it again and tell us what the words "intended" and "primarily" mean to you. Or "artistic representations" for that matter.

[Sauvage]

"It was quite clear in the resolution that if it can be used for sexual purposes and/or is sold it counts!"

No, what's quite clear, Ambassador, is that your reading comprehension is shit. Try reading it again and tell us what the words "intended" and "primarily" mean to you. Or "artistic representations" for that matter.

He pulls his arm away from his face, fresh tears coming down his face.

"Agh! How could you?! I'm only now adapting to your modern English, ye's and thou's are much more effect than this drab! Though seriously I would argue that interpretation goes a long way with what your trying to point out. I for one think that it would all be better if me and the Sween representative got together and threw a party at Sauvage Palace to celebrate my entire country's inability to interpret one word of any of these resolutions! The Quee- *Ahem* head of seats will be most pleased to hear that I'm as incompetent as he intended!"

[Sween]

No, what's quite clear, Ambassador, is that your reading comprehension is shit. Try reading it again and tell us what the words "intended" and "primarily" mean to you. Or "artistic representations" for that matter.

He pulls his arm away from his face, fresh tears coming down his face.

"Agh! How could you?! I'm only now adapting to your modern English, ye's and thou's are much more effect than this drab! Though seriously I would argue that interpretation goes a long way with what your trying to point out. I for one think that it would all be better if me and the Sween representative got together and threw a party at Sauvage Palace to celebrate my entire country's inability to interpret one word of any of these resolutions! The Quee- *Ahem* head of seats will be most pleased to hear that I'm as incompetent as he intended!"

Kim looks up from making sure her email got to herself intact.

"sounds like a good idea to me."

she looks back down at her laptop.

she murmurs "Oh thank goodness it's saved."

[Bears Armed]

Why did people vote against this?

because some nation thought it was:

A. NOT FAR enough
B. A matter for the state, not international law
C.Don't see anything particularly wrong with paedophilia as long as it's consensual.
D.meant well but went TOO FAR
E. Culturally biased
F. They possibly might be paedophiliacs

probably there's more reasons.

G. They're a Delegate required by their region's rules to vote according to the majority opinion of the WA nations in that region, and the majority opinion was (for whatever reasons) against this proposal.

[Normlpeople]

Kim proceeds
"So I'm the ONLY one with bodyguards am I?

Clover spoke up "Considering the weapons nullifiers will neutralize any real threat beyond a physical attack, and such an attack would result in the secritariant neutralizing the offender quickly, why would you need them?"

Kim reacts.

"Does this happen all the time? this is the first WA meeting I've been to."

Clover smiled at this "Ahh, a rookie. Well, my advice for you is simple. Run, while you can, and don't look back. Once you get established here, few actually end up leaving, and this isn't called the 'festering snakepit' without cause"

[Separatist Peoples]

Once again your reading comprehension has utterly failed you, as those paintings are perfectly legal under this resolution. Oh, now, don't cry. Here, have a plushie.

"It was quite clear in the resolution that if it can be used for sexual purposes and/or is sold it counts!"

He cries out, draping an arm over his face and falling back into the arms of the grenadier guards crying out:

"simply dreadful!"

"Teddy bears are good to cuddle with when you're upset."

[Defwa]

Kim proceeds
"So I'm the ONLY one with bodyguards am I?

Clover spoke up "Considering the weapons nullifiers will neutralize any real threat beyond a physical attack, and such an attack would result in the secritariant neutralizing the offender quickly, why would you need them?"

"Indeed. When I was an intern for former ambassador Foron, I used to supplement my income by bringing in cheap kitchen knives and selling the ornate feathers they turned into.

[Bears Armed]

"It was quite clear in the resolution that if it can be used for sexual purposes and/or is sold it counts!"

He cries out, draping an arm over his face and falling back into the arms of the grenadier guards crying out:

"simply dreadful!"

"Teddy bears are good to cuddle with when you're upset."

Some aren't...

[Araraukar]

think of the children!

Just think of the children!"

I'm sure the cry "think of the children!" is one reason why some people voted against.

[Coroscent]

Then WHY are you in the WA? What do you honestly expect? If you don't want to be "micromanaged" then there is a simple solution: leave the WA. And return to your pedophilloic ways.

Mr. Ambassador from Sween, sir, (Gravey says, having by the skilled hands of the medical gnomes recovered from his head wound)if you have such an opinion of the WA, I suggest you, well, get your butt out of here. That's pretty much the point of the WA there, and if you choose to veto all, or hell even just some of its resolutions, well then you're not really complying with it, which is a big no-no in these walls. And Mr. Ambassador from Coroscent, sir, just because someone does not denounce something, does not mean he or she is for it. Sween here is not necessarily being a pedophiliac. If you are to be so black-and-white in your treatment of such things, I suggest you get out of politics in general, since a huge chunk of politics is all about finding grey areas.

Now please, both of you, do stop all this shoutey nonsense - my head still hurts. Och! Damn Flutians (He mutters to himself as he exits and heads for the bar)

Mr Ambassador, I'd just like to ask you if you think it's alright for young, innocent children to be abused? Is it okay for the abusers to get away with such things? Well no it isn't. Anyone who supports child abuse is, in the eyes of the majority of this council, a pedophile, or at least a supporter of pedophilia. And if you're going to suggest I leave politics, I think perhaps look at yourself! What gives you the right to demand anyone leave this council? And before you say that I have demanded Sween leave the WA, no that was a suggestion, not an order. An I'm sure the council's majority will stand and agree with me.