by Eraplevok » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:02 am
by Grays Harbor » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:04 am
by Mousebumples » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:04 am
by American Capitalist » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:07 am
by Neutonica » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:09 am
Eraplevok wrote:
Hereby mandates that all toothpaste manufactured in WA territories be made in various colors; more preferrably white. This shall be overlooked by the TTF committee (Timmy Tooth and Friends)
Also hereby mandates that all people under the WA are required to use toothpaste daily which will also be overlooked by TTF.
by Grays Harbor » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:29 am
by Bears Armed » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:36 am
by Great Nepal » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:40 am
by Grays Harbor » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:44 am
by TurtleShroom » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:44 am
Eraplevok wrote:Why does everybody think this is a joke?
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
by Eraplevok » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:47 am
TurtleShroom wrote:Eraplevok wrote:Why does everybody think this is a joke?
In respect, I will take this hilarious and creative proposal as serious legislation.
Your proposal is laughed at because it mandates the brushing of teeth. The World Assembly may have thousands of mystical blue-helmeted bureaucrats to enforce and magically implement every WA resolution on your nation, but it can't, I repeat, CAN'T, force the universe to brush their teeth.
I reccomend that your Act be edited so that the Timmy Tooth Committee instead monitors toothpaste production, ensuring that toothpaste tubes are properly sealed in packaging, or that they don't contain alcohol, mercury, sugar, or other things like that. Don't force people to brush, instead, regulate the toothpaste and make it safe to brush with... -and colorful.
Your proposal, if you wish, should continue to mandate the colors and force all maufacturers to make caps that are attached to the tube, like that of ketchup bottles.
by Great Nepal » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:51 am
Eraplevok wrote:Why does everybody think this is a joke?
by Bloodstone Kay » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:58 am
by Meekinos » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:06 am
by TurtleShroom » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:13 am
Meekinos wrote:Also... do turtles and mushrooms even have teeth to brush?
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
by Murray the Evil Skull » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:14 am
Bloodstone Kay wrote:In all seriousness, we do not want, nor need, gnomish toothfaries.
by Charlotte Ryberg » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:18 am
by Quadrimmina » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:32 am
by Astralsideria » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:34 am
by TurtleShroom » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:39 am
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
by Eraplevok » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:44 am
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