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Is God A Man or A Woman?

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Is God A Man or A Woman?

Postby Arborlawn » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:09 pm

Do think God is a Man or a Woman, and why?
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Postby Karsol » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:12 pm

Well he is refered as @father' on several occasions, so I guess male, unless he is in fact a extremely butch female. >.>
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:14 pm

I would guess neither, but probably which ever he damn well pleases to be.
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Postby Ashmoria » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:15 pm

why would god be a human?
whatever

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Postby Minethings » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:15 pm

Either man or nonexistent.
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Postby Minethings » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:16 pm

Ashmoria wrote:why would god be a human?

Most non-humans have genders.
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Postby Karsol » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:16 pm

Ashmoria wrote:why would god be a human?

We are in his image.
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Postby Ashmoria » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:17 pm

Minethings wrote:
Ashmoria wrote:why would god be a human?

Most non-humans have genders.

male and femal are genders

men and women are humans.
whatever

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Postby Sun Aut Ex » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:17 pm

Can I assume that you're referring to the Christian god?

He's clearly male, as before he broke away from his fellow Levantine deities and set himself up as "sole god", he was the husband of Asherah.
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Unless of course it's not OK for a woman to ask for a female to ask for a female officer to carry out body checks. In which case, the answer would be no.

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Postby Arborlawn » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:17 pm

God must be a man.
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Postby Ashmoria » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:18 pm

Karsol wrote:
Ashmoria wrote:why would god be a human?

We are in his image.

aye

image

not substance.
whatever

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Postby Arborlawn » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:20 pm

Who's not to say that God is human?
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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:20 pm

Why would god have a gender? Much like sexuality he wouldn't have any biological features at all to indicate either way.

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Postby Karsol » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:21 pm

EvilDarkMagicians wrote:Why would god have a gender? Much like sexuality he wouldn't have any biological features at all to indicate either way.

The fact that he is referred by the male pronoun more than 75% through the holy book...
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Postby Arborlawn » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:21 pm

EvilDarkMagicians wrote:Why would god have a gender? Much like sexuality he wouldn't have any biological features at all to indicate either way.


So your saying he is just a spirit?
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Postby Ifreann » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:21 pm

God is a 2 year old boy.
He/Him

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Postby Karsol » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:22 pm

Ashmoria wrote:
Karsol wrote:
Ashmoria wrote:why would god be a human?

We are in his image.

aye

image

not substance.


My penis is substance, and part of my image, i'd look pretty strange and insubstantial without it. :p
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Postby Arborlawn » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:23 pm

When I picture God, I see HIM with a body, not just some cloud in the sky
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Postby Ashmoria » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:23 pm

Karsol wrote:
EvilDarkMagicians wrote:Why would god have a gender? Much like sexuality he wouldn't have any biological features at all to indicate either way.

The fact that he is referred by the male pronoun more than 75% through the holy book...

thats just sexism.
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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:24 pm

Karsol wrote:
EvilDarkMagicians wrote:Why would god have a gender? Much like sexuality he wouldn't have any biological features at all to indicate either way.

The fact that he is referred by the male pronoun more than 75% through the holy book...


I don't see how that proves anything...

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Postby Karsol » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:25 pm

EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Karsol wrote:
EvilDarkMagicians wrote:Why would god have a gender? Much like sexuality he wouldn't have any biological features at all to indicate either way.

The fact that he is referred by the male pronoun more than 75% through the holy book...


I don't see how that proves anything...

In a book claimed to be written by puppets of the lord, through his will and influence. :roll:
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Postby Maurepas » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:28 pm

Depends on the religion and how you interpret it.

In Christianity, Genesis seems to point towards him being male, for the simple fact that Adam is made in his image, and Eve made from his rib to please Adam.

But, that's not a universal interpretation of it, by any means, and there are many different gods/goddesses/deities.

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Postby Ravea » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:31 pm

God is formless, as far as I'm concerned.
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Postby Ashmoria » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:31 pm

Karsol wrote:
Ashmoria wrote:
Karsol wrote:
Ashmoria wrote:why would god be a human?

We are in his image.

aye

image

not substance.


My penis is substance, and part of my image, i'd look pretty strange and insubstantial without it. :p

oh i dont know, lots of people dont have a penis and they look just fine without it.

even if god has a god-penis he wouldnt be a man anymore than a male dog is a man.
whatever

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Postby Call to power » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:36 pm

obviously a woman as her sketchy DIY skills are why we have Earthquakes

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I agree that Hippopotamus have it too good to rule out divine interference on their side.
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