Issue: Following back to back years of poor banana harvests as a result of the lack of rainfall in southeast @@NATIONNAME@@, the price of bananas skyrocketed as a result of a national shortage. @@LEADER@@ has declared a national emergency to ration the amount of bananas provided to each @@DEMONYM@@. However, the next day, you wake up to hundreds of citizens and monkeys burning their ration cards
1: “I have had just about enough of the government telling us what we should and shouldn’t put in our bodies!” states civil rights activist and former football player @@RANDOMNAME@@. And now we are only allowed two bananas every week! You need to give the green light to bulldoze our rainforests and harvest their banana bunches. Sure the monkeys live and depend on these rainforests to survive, but I’m sure they’ll be able to adapt to their new life
Effect: A storm of angry monkeys have vandalized @@CAPITAL@@ in response to their habitat loss
2: “I can’t believe what I am hearing from you!” shouts @@LEADER@@. These rainforests are an integral part of @@NATIONNAME@@. I know the banana rations are highly unpopular for our nation, but we still have plenty of other fruits, including apples, blueberries, and @@ANIMAL@@berries to choose from. I suggest the government fund ecotourism in our rainforests. Maybe then everyone will appreciate what they have access to
Effect: @@DEMONYM@@s continue to lament their banana rations, but at least the Monkeys are happy
