YL and AL are in a boxing match, who’s winning?

[Rehy]

YL and AL are in a boxing match. There are no weapons, no protective gear, other than that go feral (please don’t kill anyone tho)

I’ll start.
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“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! I was right the first time, it’s Sceyidy! Now let’s see who’s willing taking on Sceyidy today… they better have tough skin to fend if those claws!”

[Unclear]

AL would win

(Fun Fact: John Wayne Jr was considering becoming a boxer at 25 years old, and he can pack quite a punch, even at 66.)

[ImSaLiA]

Eris would stomp
"Nanomachines, son!"

[The Holy Dragon Imperium]

Well the pope is about as big, strong, and durable as a child so it is AL's fight to lose. In fact the hardest part of the fight for the AL will be winning a boxing match without instantly killing the pope.

[Bayshire]

Lincun is 5'10 and 170 pounds I think he beats the pope.

[ImSaLiA]

"STANDING HEEERE I REALIIIIISEEEEE"
Eris to win.

[Rhanukhan]

You don't provide much detail, but I can't find anything to suggest that under the armour, Eris Taan is anything other than a baseline human? If so, then His Resplendence, the Supreme Chairman of Rhanukhan, Horatio J. Prism could fling him around like a ragdoll. Though not a matter of public record (and to date he's not been caught in a situation that would result in the revelation), he underwent the GBI-2 process back in 2009, so his abilities are considerably superior to the man in the street. If Eris is similarly more than human, then I'd really need to know more in order to make any assessment.

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The first time I ever had cause to demonstrate the prowess of a GBI-2 individual, should you like an idea of what YL is up against...

[Special Live Broadcast from Rhanukhani State News Network - 23:00, 11/04/08]

...and the RNSA agents have surrounded Governor Constantine Malachite! They're demanding his immediate surrender on charges of treason!

Billy! Zoom in on that!

*camera shakily attempts to focus through the broken down doors of the governor's office, revealing a smartly dressed Constantine Malachite backing away from a radio. Armed and armoured RNSA operatives are fanning out around the room.*

Yes, it is indeed Mr Malachite... he appears to be - oh my! He's attacking them!

*Though clearly unarmed, an enraged looking Constantine rushes the nearest operative and, with a single blow, slams him back into the wall. Chaos erupts in the office.*

"CLOSE COMBAT, MEN - THE AGENCY NEEDS HIM ALIVE! DON'T SHOOT UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!"

He's - he's - are you getting this Billy?! - he's taking them all on! This is incredible!

*Constantine, displaying superhuman strength, throws an operative across the room into two more before running towards the door*

He's coming this way! Billy!!!

"STOP HIM!"

*An operative draws a pistol and shoots Constantine in the leg. Constantine goes down just feet from the camera*

-GASP!- Billy! Get that!

*RNSA operatives rush out into the corridor*

erm... you join me here at the Governor's Residence in Lehpuhrta, viewers, where we've just witnessed -

*Constantine leaps up, seemingly uninjured by the shot, and grabs the nearest operative - Agent Spicerack - in a headlock, using her as a shield*

"I can't let you interfere! Not now! Everybody back off!!"

*The camera pans left to right showing operatives frozen in a moment of confusion - Constantine sees his chance and takes it. Throwing Agent Spicerack into the squad, he wheels and sprints down the corridor at world record speed, clearly heading for the large window leading outside*

"DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY! FIRE AT WILL!!!"

*A choked Agent Spicerack weakly attempts to countermand the operative's order but it's too late - a hail of bullets tears down the corridor, hammering into the fleeing figure and slamming him into the far wall. He goes limp and collapses to the floor. The operatives rush down, closely followed by the camera*

I-I-I-I don't believe what we've just witnessed, viewers! Constantine Malachite, millionaire business mogul and provincial governor... gunned down and killed in his own-

"He's not dead! Quickly, you saw what he was like! Get him cuffed and in the helicopter!"

He's not...? Billy! Get that camera in here!

*Camera swings down and focuses on the fallen body. Although his suit is ripped to shreds and his skin is appallingly bruised, there is no sign of any blood anywhere and Constantine groans quite audibly as the RNSA men slap their heaviest cuffs on him and hoist him up*

That's... that's impossible!

"Uuuurgh! Gen-GeneTech technology at it's -umph!- f-finest, my dear!"

*In spite of the obvious pain, Constantine manages one of his charismatic smiles for the camera*

"TAKE HIM AWAY!"

um... er... well viewers, what can I add to that? You've just witnessed the arrest of Governor Constantine Malachite on charges of treason. What does this all mean? We go back to Trent in the studio for more on this exciting story - exclusively on Rhanukhan State News Network!

Billy, cut the camera - I think I'm going to be si-

Gillian Towelrail, Rhanukhani State News Network (Governor's Residence, Lehpuhrta - 23:00, 11/04/08)

[Daphomir]

Leader has had at least two years of martial arts practice, with a hint of Muay Thai. AL would get CLAPPED by Leader.

[Rehy]

Sceyidy has military training, and is a bird with claws. It would be close, but Sceyidy would win by clawing and wing slapping AL.

(I presumed AL is human)

[Aiporhtse]

This is a boxing match, not an attack or fight, and birds don't have fists so id say Xa Scorpio wins by default. And even if the bird could punch, feathers aren't as painful

[ImSaLiA]

LEFT RIGHT GOODNIGHT!

[Nyoskova]

Alvilde Sirén is an interdimensional dream surfing being with Slenderman-esque tentacles and skills in leg-based martial arts and for some reason I feel like the ███████ of Imsalia would win.

[The Holy Dragon Imperium]

You know what? Let's have a battle in the dreams. Nightmare Whisper vs Siren. Now in real life, the NW could easily kill Siren with one of its battleship crushing tentacles, but they're fighting in some poor fool's dream. It all comes down to their dream powers, but the NW likely has the edge as it is the god of nightmares and has been manipulating dreams for decades at least. Assuming the NW keeps its eldritch powers inside the dream then it can easy summon portals to strike Siren with its tentacles from anywhere in the ring from any angle. The NW will have to be careful not to make illegal shots and get the ref on its case, but overall I think it has the advantage here.

BL
You can try to box either the eldritch god Nightmare Whisperer or, if you're a coward, fight the pope. Your choice.

[Second Peenadian]

M. Adil would be sended to Thy Kingdom come.

Why?. Because most Peenadian leaders do not having a boxing skill in order to become the Council member

[Rumei]

M. Adil would be sended to Thy Kingdom come.

Why?. Because most Peenadian leaders do not having a boxing skill in order to become the Council member

You'd expect Zuye to win, but probably not! Killing your opponent would be a disqualification, so Adil would win by default. Let's hope his family appreciates the posthumous victory.

[Second Peenadian]

Snip

but he's just overworked guy lol
/skipme

[Wisterian Armed Forces]

Jesus! I don't know if Klaus would win easily, but he would win nonetheless

Leader Factbook:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2002812

[Rumei]

Snip

but he's just overworked guy lol
/skipme

oh i meant zuye kills him so he wins by default shoulda been more clear lol
/skipme

[Lothria]

As a Vampire, I reckon Mikaelson is Harland's speciality. Then again if they're just punching each other, Mikaelson would probably win.

[General TN]

Well, purely of TN's nature, it can take more blows and thus has a higher chance of winning eventually, however if AL can outmaneuver it, thanks TN's extra 800 pounds of fat on its body, he could hit it in the right places and bring it down.

[For BN, TN is the thing on my flag, and it is also morbidly obese]

[Washington-Columbia]

Assuming TN doesn't immediately get himself shot or detained by authorities for trying to eat Alexander, he could tank hits from Alexander due to his sheer mass. However, Alexander could win if he manages to tip TN over, with his ISO background being a good helping hand.

[Wisterian Armed Forces]

Klaus, being a suped-up vampire-werewolf hybrid, has the upper-hand going into the fight. It'd be a fun fight to watch, but Klaus would decimate "Johnny Cage at the age of Williem Dafoe"

Link to Klaus' factbook

[Rooseveltian-America]

You know, any other leader, I would say loses to a Vampire-Werewolf hybrid pretty horribly, but I think the old Bullmoose has it in the bag, he was an expert boxer IRL.

[Diarcesia]

You know, any other leader, I would say loses to a Vampire-Werewolf hybrid pretty horribly, but I think the old Bullmoose has it in the bag, he was an expert boxer IRL.

While Teddy is an expert boxer, would Grere, Monarchess Diarcesian, lose?

Nah, she'd win.

[Wisterian Armed Forces]

Well she'd most likely meet an untimely death if she went against Klaus normally. A boxing match at least spares her life.

Klaus' factbook