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The 4th Rule Appreciation Society

A chamber dedicated to the dissemination of inter-regional peace and goodwill, via force if necessary.
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0rville Redenbacher
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Corporate Bordello

The 4th Rule Appreciation Society

Postby 0rville Redenbacher » Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:49 pm

0rville Redenbacher stood back and admired his new business establishment. 0rville's House of Popcorn was the fulfilment of a lifelong dream of his, a combination snack bar, movie house and game arcade. The ornate lobby was decked out as an old-time movie theater with lots of brass and red velvet and oak and a real tin tiled ceiling. There was no ticket counter however, as admission was free. 0rville planned to make his money selling food and drink, mainly his famous popping corn.

As you enter the lobby there is a Large snack bar on the right. The menu includes numerous varieties of popcorn (of course!), as well as pretzels, nachos, pizza, hot dogs, corndogs, burgers, various sandwiches, french fries, candy, peanuts (hot roasted!) and other items commonly found in finer movie houses. Drink selections include sodas of all kinds, tea (hot or iced), coffee, juices and other popular soft drinks. There is beer, but no wine or hard liquor. 0rville runs a respectable family-friendly establishment and he doesn't allow any booze-fueled hooliganism.

At the end of the counter is a cash register and beyond that is the entrance to the dining room which features tables, booths, a juke box (with any song you can think of) and a bandstand for LIVE MUSIC.

To the left is the entrance to the game arcade. The arcade houses pool tables, pinball machines, foosball tables, air hockey and dozens of 70's vintage arcade style video games (think a game room in any mall or bowling alley in the 70's). There are also large plasma screen TVs and modern game consoles (Wii, XBox, PS3, etc.) for those interested in more modern entertainment. In one corner of the arcade is a giant artificial hill for rock climbing/rappelling, in the other corner is a virtual reality chamber built with Fine Yeldan VR Technology™ (use your imagination).

In the center-rear of the lobby is the entrance to the movie theater. Like the lobby, the theater resembles an old and rather ornate movie house from the 1930's. The seats are plush and comfortable, the screen is huge, and there is a balcony. Although it looks antique, it is actually equipped with state-of-the-art projection and audio systems for an enhanced viewing experience.

Currently, a documentary about past General Assembly debates is being shown. Later there will be feature films including the latest blockbuster new releases from across the NS Multiverse.



OOC: This will work just like the Stranger's Bar in the General Assembly. The snack bar can magically produce just about any food imaginable (within reason). The arcade can contain whatever games or amusements you want it to. The theater will show whatever films you say it is showing. 0rville will serve patrons personally on occasion but we can assume there's a staff to wait on customers when he isn't there. You don't have to RP ordering your food or paying for it or anything like that (though it's OK if you do), Just say "@character@ gets an order of popcorn and a coke from the snackbar" or somesuch. Or don't RP at all, this is the SC after all. I haven't given the staff names but we can assume that they are pimply-faced teenagers eager to serve. Feel free to name them and any other characters (ushers, etc) and feel free to RP the actions of the staff (but NOT 0rville!). Be creative, be imaginative, and have fun!
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Picklepoo
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Postby Picklepoo » Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:55 pm

*Enters still needing popcorn* Ill have 20 bags!
Just call me Pickle

Zombies are fucking awesome...

I am so into NS porn...pointless threads really just turn me on! Wait until I'm done my fan fiction...we're going to have nation on nation action here!~ Scarsaw

A daddy bull and his boy bull are standing on a hill, overlooking a valley of cows.

The son says "Hey dad, let's run down there a fuck two of those cows!"

And the dad says, "Son, let's walk down there, and fuck 'em all."~ ?

Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~ Manahakatouki

Its noisy outside with the birds, bees, and their incessant humping!~ Tyr-risuur

Theres a ghost in my shower! And she wont let me masturbate!~ Vanished shame

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0rville Redenbacher
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Corporate Bordello

Postby 0rville Redenbacher » Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:00 pm

Picklepoo wrote:*Enters still needing popcorn* Ill have 20 bags!


My first customer! Here's 20 bags and an extra one on the house.

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Unibotian WASC Mission
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Ex-Nation

Postby Unibotian WASC Mission » Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:04 pm

Eduard while on his pilgrimage through space and time, appeared in the House of Popcorn's empty lobby, while staggering drunk of course.

"Where did everybody go?"

Heir looked over at Sophie, the pimple-faced teenager who was selling tickets at the box office while getting over a cold.

Sophie wiped the snot off his nose,
"Um... the headquarters is being held hostage, and someone is flying a gigantic blimp through the hallways..."

Eduard raised his eyebrow, "Bad for business?"

Sophie shook her head, "No, thats excellent for business, its just they're being held hostage in the other side of the assembly."

Eduard nodded, "What a shame, so.. ", the ambassador pointed to the enormous marquee of movies playing current, "...whats playing on the cinema, which you'd reccommend?"

The box office attendee smiled, "I'd reccommend 'Dodo and the Nazi Penguins' "

Eduard frowned, "You know I hate comedies, Sophie."

Sophie shook her head, "No.. its a musical !"

Heir drunkly bought the ticket for the musical, and then realized that it would be hard for him to watch the film, considering he instantly imploded into a extradimensional fireball of inanity as he made his way to the concession stand.

"...Shit" whispered the man under his breath as he disappeared.




OOC: This is awesome, Yelda!
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A mean old man
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Father Knows Best State

Postby A mean old man » Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:07 pm

An odd-looking old man shuffles into the building and over to the jukebox. He sits himself down on a bench next to it and looks around the currently (mostly) empty building. After waiting for a moment, he digs into his pocket and drags out a few mothballs and a coin. He slides the coin into the jukebox.

A song comes on.
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A: SC#16 - Repeal "Liberate The Security Council"
A: SC#26 - Commend The Joint Systems Alliance
A: SC#30 - Commend 10000 Islands
A: SC#37 - Condemn NAZI EUROPE
A: SC#38 - Repeal "Condemn NAZI EUROPE"
A: GA#149 - On Expiration Dates
C: SC#58 - Repeal "Commend Sedgistan"
A: SC#62 - Repeal "Condemn Swarmlandia"
C: SC#63 - Commend Ballotonia
A: SC#65 - Condemn Punk Reloaded
C: GA#163 - Repeal "Law of the Sea"
A: SC#72 - Repeal "Commend Mikeswill"
C: SC#74 - Condemn Lone Wolves United
C: SC#76 - Repeal "Condemn Thatcherton"
A: SC#81 - Repeal "Condemn Anthony Delasanta"
C: SC#83 - Condemn Automagfreek
C: SC#84 - Repeal "Liberate Islam"
C: SC#111 - Commend Krulltopia ← please forget

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Unibotian WASC Mission
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Ex-Nation

Postby Unibotian WASC Mission » Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:40 pm

Pascal slammed the oak doors open like a cowboy entering a Saloon -- tipping his hat courteously to Sophie at the Box Office who wiped some snot off her lip in response. He put a lit cigar in his mouth, and pulled out two loaded thompson submachine guns from his trenchcoat to fire into the ceiling in joyous celebration.

"I'MMMMMMMMMMM BACK, yeh motherfuckers!" screamed Pascal at the top of his lungs, as he fired into the bulletproof chandelier.

Wager was happy, he had finally passed a resolution for a glorious comeback, albeit a condemnation, but nevertheless he had proven to himself he could still get an ol' proposal to the floor and work his magic.

After four hours of playing Air Hockey with a Mean Old Man (who was a sore loser), Pascal decided he would ride the monorail across the pond to get distastefully intoxicated at the Strangers Bar before watching the midnight showing of "A Lovely Day out with Mindy", the story of a disfigured chef and an innocent horse seeking inner peace and recreational copulation in prehistoric Antarctic Oasis.

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Postby Picklepoo » Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:42 pm

*sits down and starts eating the popcorn*
Just call me Pickle

Zombies are fucking awesome...

I am so into NS porn...pointless threads really just turn me on! Wait until I'm done my fan fiction...we're going to have nation on nation action here!~ Scarsaw

A daddy bull and his boy bull are standing on a hill, overlooking a valley of cows.

The son says "Hey dad, let's run down there a fuck two of those cows!"

And the dad says, "Son, let's walk down there, and fuck 'em all."~ ?

Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~ Manahakatouki

Its noisy outside with the birds, bees, and their incessant humping!~ Tyr-risuur

Theres a ghost in my shower! And she wont let me masturbate!~ Vanished shame

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:07 am

Kevin McCoy strolls calmly into the building in his pinstriped suit
Good afternoon Pascal!
He walks up to the counter
Hi! Can I get A Chocolate Muffin and a Cup of Tea?
The Pimply Youth Hands over the order
Put it on my tab.
Right Who's for a game of Pool?
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That doesn't say much...
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Crabulonia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Crabulonia » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:18 am

A protestor from Crabulonia, nicknamed Squawkbox- wearing a red t-shirt, black jeans and a black trilby hat, walked through the front door. His face is hidden from view as it is shaded by the brim of his trilby.

He nods at A mean old man, as he strolls in time with the song "Mean Old Man". He approaches the counter and raises his head, his face now able to be seen - though scarred as the result of clashes with Crabulonian police are evident across his face - he has an illuminous pallor. He betrays his almost mysterious personality with speech however and it becomes clear why he is called Squawkbox.

"Popcorn and lot's of it!" he yells.

He walks up to the air hockey table, "Taking all comers!"
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Postby Unibot » Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:59 pm

Pascal collapsed on one of the pool tables, rolling into a sleeping bag.

"This is soo much more comfortable than the monorail.. and they have popcorn!" Pascal said, mumbling to himself as he fell asleep.

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Postby Picklepoo » Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:17 pm

finishing his 21 bags of popcorn in under 5 mintes he fell on the ground unable to get up "So good...."
Just call me Pickle

Zombies are fucking awesome...

I am so into NS porn...pointless threads really just turn me on! Wait until I'm done my fan fiction...we're going to have nation on nation action here!~ Scarsaw

A daddy bull and his boy bull are standing on a hill, overlooking a valley of cows.

The son says "Hey dad, let's run down there a fuck two of those cows!"

And the dad says, "Son, let's walk down there, and fuck 'em all."~ ?

Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~ Manahakatouki

Its noisy outside with the birds, bees, and their incessant humping!~ Tyr-risuur

Theres a ghost in my shower! And she wont let me masturbate!~ Vanished shame

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A mean old man
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Father Knows Best State

Postby A mean old man » Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:56 pm

The mean old man, after losing four out of six intense games of air hockey to the Unibotian ambassador to the WASC, (and winning one of the games by yelling "Land of the Liberals!" every time his opponent tried to hit the puck) sat down on his bench and grumbled. He ripped a sheet of proposal-paper™ and began scribbling something furiously...
Last edited by A mean old man on Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.
A: SC#16 - Repeal "Liberate The Security Council"
A: SC#26 - Commend The Joint Systems Alliance
A: SC#30 - Commend 10000 Islands
A: SC#37 - Condemn NAZI EUROPE
A: SC#38 - Repeal "Condemn NAZI EUROPE"
A: GA#149 - On Expiration Dates
C: SC#58 - Repeal "Commend Sedgistan"
A: SC#62 - Repeal "Condemn Swarmlandia"
C: SC#63 - Commend Ballotonia
A: SC#65 - Condemn Punk Reloaded
C: GA#163 - Repeal "Law of the Sea"
A: SC#72 - Repeal "Commend Mikeswill"
C: SC#74 - Condemn Lone Wolves United
C: SC#76 - Repeal "Condemn Thatcherton"
A: SC#81 - Repeal "Condemn Anthony Delasanta"
C: SC#83 - Condemn Automagfreek
C: SC#84 - Repeal "Liberate Islam"
C: SC#111 - Commend Krulltopia ← please forget

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Unibotian WASC Mission
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Ex-Nation

Postby Unibotian WASC Mission » Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:42 am

A mean old man wrote:The mean old man, after losing four out of six intense games of air hockey to the Unibotian ambassador to the WASC, (and winning one of the games by yelling "Land of the Liberals!" every time his opponent tried to hit the puck) sat down on his bench and grumbled. He ripped a sheet of proposal-paper™ and began scribbling something furiously...


Pascal slide out of his sleeping bag, ripping the condemnation of Unibot out of the old man's hands. "Give me that! Ye geriatric git!"

He then stashed the crumbled proposal-paperTM with the others in a vacant spot under the garbage container where the recycling cylinder should have been.
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Omigodtheykilledkenny » Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:31 pm

Amidst the noisy, bustling din of loud arcade games, popping popcorn, coffee grinding, a clacking ice dispenser, muffled strains of the "Benny Hill" theme emanating from the closed theater doors, music and clinking silverware from the dining hall, excited conversations, and hurried proposal-scribbling, a new, yet familiar shapely leather-clad figure appeared. The stern and serious face she wore looked very out of place for such a joyous atmosphere as this; she regarded her new surroundings warily. She turned suddenly when she heard a boyish voice approaching behind her.

"Commander Chiang!" exclaimed the young man. "This is probably the last place I'd expect to find you!"

"Ah, Ambassador Baca," Chiang returned cordially. "So pleased to find you here as well. And to hear of your new position! Our withdrawal from the WA certainly hasn't dimmed your political prospects." She smiled.

"Er, I guess not," Jimmy admitted. "You look nervous. Is something wrong?"

"No, I just prefer the relative relaxation of the Strangers' Bar. You have to be constantly on-guard in a chaotic place like this."

Just then, "the player behind" some nation errantly bumped into Chiang from the side, inadvertently treating himself to a little side-boob -- and the buttered popcorn he was holding scattered everywhere as he suddenly found himself in a death grip.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It was my fault!" the pimply faced teenager screamed with terror until Chiang let him go with an angry grunt.

"Yeah, you do seem a little on-edge," Jimmy chuckled. "Why don't you join me in the dining hall and relax a bit? Gwen's Boy Toys are supposed to be playing."

"Er, sounds good, I guess," Chiang said uneasily, remembering GBT's awful inaugural appearance at the Strangers' Bar. "But first, I really need a drink."

Jimmy motioned to accompany her to the snack-bar counter, where another youngish man nervously sidled up to them, looking somewhat worse for the wear. Both turned and instantly recognized Omigodtheykilledkenny's secretary of state.

"Sammy!" Jimmy greeted him. "Are you here to support your old band?"

"Don't bother me now, Jimmy," Sammy replied with extreme discomfort. "I've had a really bad week! Avaya won't talk to me, there are rumors she's planning a tell-all book, I couldn't even prevent a cheesy reality show like this one from condemning our country, the Gelzien Liberation Front is threatening me for associating with a government that supports Gruenberg, hornykennygirls.com has canceled Susa's account which he lets us use--" (Jimmy let out a disappointed "Aww!" at this, as Chiang glanced at him reprovingly) "--and to top it all off, some misguided delegation is actually considering commending our home region!

"The only thing I have to look forward to now is a big bag of caramel corn to calm my nerves," Sammy concluded, his frustrated tone faintly psychotic.

"But they're out of caramel," Jimmy said, scanning the menu.

"Oh God, I don't wanna live anymore!" Sammy wailed as he lunged himself toward an open window. But Jimmy and Cdr. Chiang acted swiftly to hold him back, each grabbing an arm as their captor struggled mightily to free himself. It was nearly a minute before he finally calmed down enough for them to let go.

"Sorry," Sammy panted between heavy breaths. "Nearly lost myself for a moment there."

"Really, Vice President-elect Faisano, this behavior is most unbecoming," Chiang scolded Sammy as she waved at one of the staff for a glass of water.

"Shh!" Jimmy whispered hoarsely. "We haven't told anyone the election results yet!"
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Postby Unibot » Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:22 pm

Pascal snorted at Sammy trying to self-defenestrate himself.

"He does know that its all water below him, right? They built the dahm building on a lake to prevent those sort of antics.. my recommendation is if one is trying to kill one's self, the best way to do it would be just to put that Yeldian special sauce and a shit-load of melted butter and salts on your popcorn... not only will it deteriorate most of your internal organs by the end of a film.. but it'll give you a variety of acid-reflex that makes you feel like your heart is ready to pop out of its fricken chest."

Wager went back to playing Wack-a-TrollTM with his mighty 'Sedgehammer' , enjoying the sound of a troll screaming 'Mod Bias!' as it felt the wrath of his omnipotent .. plastic hammer (complete with a silly string).
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Postby Sedgehammer » Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:26 pm

Unibot wrote:Wager went back to playing Wack-a-TrollTM with his mighty 'Sedgehammer' , enjoying the sound of a troll screaming 'Mod Bias!' as it felt the wrath of his omnipotent .. plastic hammer (complete with a silly string).


OOC: I feel used :(

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Postby Unibot » Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:30 pm

Sedgehammer wrote:
Unibot wrote:Wager went back to playing Wack-a-TrollTM with his mighty 'Sedgehammer' , enjoying the sound of a troll screaming 'Mod Bias!' as it felt the wrath of his omnipotent .. plastic hammer (complete with a silly string).


OOC: I feel used :(


OOC: AAAAHH, its alive! :)

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0rville Redenbacher
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Corporate Bordello

Postby 0rville Redenbacher » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:02 pm

Hey I knew those talking Sedgehammers would be a big "hit". Get it? Sedgehammer - hit? Haha, well my jokes may be corny but then again this is a house of popcorn. Hahaaha, I'm full of 'em today!

Hey folks, next up on the big screen is a film from The Shining Path of Kungpaomao. It's a historical drama called "Tora Tora Tor...DIE YOU ROUND-EYED BASTARDS". It dramatically retells the story of the Kungpaomaoan attack on Jokelahoma more than 100 years ago.

0rville walks over to Sammy Faisano and puts an arm around his shoulder.

Sonny, I can understand you being upset about the caramel corn. It's no excuse to throw yourself out the window though. Here at 0rville's House of Popcorn we use a "Just In Time" delivery system for our supplies and sometimes, well, the truck runs a little late.

Good news though! The caramel is here and you get the first tub. *hands Sammy a tub of caramel corn* Now why don't we go and watch the show while you enjoy that wholesome sticky caramely goodness.

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Unibotian WASC Mission
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Ex-Nation

Postby Unibotian WASC Mission » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:31 pm

Eduard appeared out of nowhere, still drunk, with confetti in his silver beard. Pascal shook his head, his boss was trying to use the wastebasket as a toilet -- he probably didn't even know he had time-traveled again.

Pascal walked over to his boss, grabbing his shoulder to hold him up.

Eduard smiled, giggling uncontrollably.
"Wow.. you're looking young.. where did your beard go?"

Pascal shook his head. "I haven't grown a beard yet, sir..."

His boss had finished relieving himself in the wastebasket, and stepped away, stumbling with his pants off...

"So its great news eh? "Condemn NAZI EUROPE" has been finally repealed... I've been partying with Cedric and that old guy ..."

Wager nodded, frowning. "I can tell."

A lil' tux-wearing midget.. or dwarf... or small person.. or whatever the hell the little fuckers think is political correct nowadays, walked over to the two ambassadors.

The midget/dwarf/small-person smiled complementary, "Can I offer ye gentleman a tub of fresh caramel?"

Pascal looked over at his intoxicated colleague, "Um.. no."

Eduard frowned and began to giggle again..."Yes, I want some midget caramel..."

Pascal turned his head, and spoke in a maternal voice. "No, really, Mr. Heir.. I think you've had a little too much to drink, and a tub of caramel really won't help..."

"Fuck you, Pascal, I wannnnnna whole bathtub of midget caramel, and I wanna swim in it... and fart in it, too" Eduard confided.

Pascal shook his head, whispering to the staff-member, "Ye see what I deal with..."

Eduard spontaneously grabbed the Midget, "Did you hear me? I wanna you and all your little fuckers' caramel..so hand it over... NOW, and get me a bathtub... the ones with the jets... I wanna swim in it!!"

The Midget ran off, either running to Security or for more caramel.

Pascal shook his head again, "Is this really necessary? By the time he gets the bloody caramel you'll have left to god-knows-when!"

Eduard was drunkly mad at Pascal's incompetence, "I am a fucking billionaire... when did people forget that? Nevertheless I need to start reminding people that.. and the best way to do that is to do what billionaire's do... buy lots of pointless things for no reason."

Pascal nodded, "You could also try and wear your pants."

Eduard looked down at his uncovered genitals, "That too."
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Postby Picklepoo » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:32 pm

0rville Redenbacher wrote:Hey I knew those talking Sedgehammers would be a big "hit". Get it? Sedgehammer - hit? Haha, well my jokes may be corny but then again this is a house of popcorn. Hahaaha, I'm full of 'em today!

Hey folks, next up on the big screen is a film from The Shining Path of Kungpaomao. It's a historical drama called "Tora Tora Tor...DIE YOU ROUND-EYED BASTARDS". It dramatically retells the story of the Kungpaomaoan attack on Jokelahoma more than 100 years ago.

0rville walks over to Sammy Faisano and puts an arm around his shoulder.

Sonny, I can understand you being upset about the caramel corn. It's no excuse to throw yourself out the window though. Here at 0rville's House of Popcorn we use a "Just In Time" delivery system for our supplies and sometimes, well, the truck runs a little late.

Good news though! The caramel is here and you get the first tub. *hands Sammy a tub of caramel corn* Now why don't we go and watch the show while you enjoy that wholesome sticky caramely goodness.

*Crawls into the theater*
Just call me Pickle

Zombies are fucking awesome...

I am so into NS porn...pointless threads really just turn me on! Wait until I'm done my fan fiction...we're going to have nation on nation action here!~ Scarsaw

A daddy bull and his boy bull are standing on a hill, overlooking a valley of cows.

The son says "Hey dad, let's run down there a fuck two of those cows!"

And the dad says, "Son, let's walk down there, and fuck 'em all."~ ?

Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~ Manahakatouki

Its noisy outside with the birds, bees, and their incessant humping!~ Tyr-risuur

Theres a ghost in my shower! And she wont let me masturbate!~ Vanished shame

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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Murray the Evil Skull » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:00 am

A group of Destructor Bunnies entered the House of Popcorn, one of them was carrying a box. At the snack bar a bunny pushed a chair over and the bunny with the box climbed up and set the box on the bartop. Carefully the bunny open the box and removed a rather EVIL looking skull, and placed the Skull in the tabletop neat a stack of large empty popcorn tubs. The Skull looked around, its eyes glowed a malevolent red. One of the bunnies said,
"CAG?"

"Thank you for bringing me over here. I'm quite looking forward to the Benny Hill special coming up.", Murray answered.

"CAG?!"

"Why most certianly you and your friends can have some popcorn and watch the movies."

Suddenly the bunnnies rushed the snack bar and grabbed some popcorn and then ran into the theater making happy cag sounds. Unfortunatly during their snack attack an empty cardbord tub fell and landed on top of Murray.

"What's going on Mortals? Who turned out the lights?..............Oh Bugger!"
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Democratic Socialists

Postby The Floor Kippers » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:07 am

Eyes the drink in a suspicious way
Has anyone spiked this or did that just happen?
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Murray the Evil Skull
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Murray the Evil Skull » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:56 am

The upside-down popcorn tub made no sound in reply.
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Democratic Socialists

Postby The Floor Kippers » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:04 pm

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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

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Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Postby 0rville Redenbacher » Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:42 am

Hey, grab a tub of popcorn and let's pile into the cinema! Today there's a double feature, we've got Scarface and The Shining!

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