Love Wins in Communist Guatemala

[Communist Guatemala]

Love won today in The People's Republic of Communist Guatemala. President Ramon Ramirez signed legislation that legalized all types of marriages. This includes same-sex marriage and polygamous marriage. The bill was introduced by People's Deputy Alejandro Diaz of the Guatemalan National Revolutionary Unity in the People's Congress. He introduced the bill as soon as the legislature met after the success of the Revolution. President Ramirez commented that today was an important step in the march towards justice for the oppressed. He said that the ideals of the Revolution will spread throughout the land that was once held back by the Catholic Church. Civil rights groups praised the Guatemalan government for its commitment to equal rights for all. Many citizens celebrated the decision by using social media. Government buildings in Guatemala City will be lit up in rainbow colors tonight to celebrate gay rights.

[Thermodolia]

The Government of the National Republic of Thermodolia congratulates Communist Guatemala on their expansion of civil liberties.

[Communist Guatemala]

The Government of the National Republic of Thermodolia congratulates Communist Guatemala on their expansion of civil liberties.

We thank our leftist comrades in Thermodolia for their support in our struggle to rid the world of oppression. We will defeat reactionary tyrants together.

[Soviet Polsol]

On behalf of the Supreme Soviet and the People's Comissariats of Soviet Polsol, I send you our hearty congratulations.

Fyodor Vikhrov
General-Secretary of the Central Committee of the Leninist Party of Soviet Polsol

[Chinese Peoples]

You're too conservative. We're close to abolishing the concept of gender.

[Antissa]

Yet one more country caves to the whims of carnal sodomite lusts. Such a pity. Any of your people who wish not to live in such a den of depravity and sin are welcome here.

~ Secretary of State H. Addison Brown

[The New Capitalist Republic]

We congratulate your efforts on improving LGBT rights, but you're communist, so we are funding capitalist terrorist groups to overthrow your tyrannical government

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

The IUC congratulate the government of Communist Guatemala's efforts in improving civil rights.

[Devernia]

Why don't you just copy us and butt out of marriage entirely?

[Arachaea]

Anika Øie congratulates the steps made forward towards LGBT equality in Communist Guatemala

[The Chris Empire]

Christos congratulates Communist Guatemala for its legislation to legalize all marriages.

[HATOOTEHLAND]

altho0ugh don't really like these things HATOOTEHLAND is happy for comrade

[Chuporosa]

The Soviet Socialist Republic of Chuporosa commends Communist Guatemala in their actions to promote progressive policy, we offer our support and aid to your nation if you ever need it.

[Communist Guatemala]

Yet one more country caves to the whims of carnal sodomite lusts. Such a pity. Any of your people who wish not to live in such a den of depravity and sin are welcome here.

~ Secretary of State H. Addison Brown

We support LGBT rights because our LGBT comrades are oppressed by tyrannical nations like Antissa. The reactionary bigots that rule Antissa are not on the right side of history. The world is moving towards progressive ideologies. We condemn Antissa for being bourgeois tyrants that oppress freedom.

We congratulate your efforts on improving LGBT rights, but you're communist, so we are funding capitalist terrorist groups to overthrow your tyrannical government

We would like to invite you to join us as we tear down the old traditions and replace them with a New World Order. You do not have to be hostile towards us if we share common goals. We can tear down the fascists together.

Why don't you just copy us and butt out of marriage entirely?

We believe that the government must recognize marriage for the good of the people. LGBT rights must be protected and endorsed by the government if the New World Order is going to function.

[Tinhampton]

Foreign Minister Venkman has been recorded as saying "If polygamy's acceptable now, I don't know what isn't".

[Grand Britannia]

"Another degenerate hell hole.

Not that it's a pitty, degeneracy will hasten the downfall of communism"

- Senator Luke Baxter

[Skyhooked]

Skyhooked congratulates such act towards freedom. The more countries doing this, the less chances for oppressors, regardless of their kind. We will always support those, who fight for freedom.

[Ulan-Ata]

Congratulations for this step and best greetings to our comrades in Guatemala from President General Sloven Selakov, president of the Federation of Ulan-Ata.

[Leonorian Federation]

"Congratulations and socialist greetings also from Leonoria. Freedom shalt arise!"
- Chancellor Katharina Polak

[TURTLESHROOM II]

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The fact that people are celebrating the legalization of INCEST show just how evil this multi-verse we live in is and how far we stray from God's light. Love did not win in Communist Guatemala, for INCEST is not love, and neither is sodomy.

The only thing that this abomination will begat on our side is an embargo.


[TURTLESHROOM II]

{OOC: You guys do understand that OP also legalized incest, right?}

[Thermodolia]

{OOC: You guys do understand that OP also legalized incest, right?}

OOC: polygamous marriage =/= incest

[Leonorian Federation]

{OOC: You guys do understand that OP also legalized incest, right?}

OOC: polygamous marriage =/= incest

^
(I haven't seen anything regarding incest either. Polygamy = being married with two or more women)

[TURTLESHROOM II]

{OOC: You guys do understand that OP also legalized incest, right?}

OOC: polygamous marriage =/= incest

{OOC: He said ALL marriage. ANY form of union done by consenting adults is illegal in OP's nation. That means he legalized incest.}

[Thermodolia]

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The fact that people are celebrating the legalization of INCEST show just how evil this multi-verse we live in is and how far we stray from God's light. Love did not win in Communist Guatemala, for INCEST is not love, and neither is sodomy.

The only thing that this abomination will begat on our side is an embargo.


To: The government of Turtleshroom
From: Prime Minister Andrea Summers
Subject: Civil Rights in Communist Guatemala
Encryption: Public

Dear who ever is in charge,

Where did the Government of Communist Guatemala say that they are legalizing incest? No where is the answer.
Your government has no legal standing in this matter as the Guatemalan government has legalized polygamous marriage not incest.

In case you need a refresher a polygamous marriage is between more than two people that is not incest. As incest involves those related to one another.

Therefore the National Assembly of Thermodolia has decided to level every available sanction against your nation if you do not rescind your previous threat of sanctions.

Sincerely,
Prime Minister Andrea Summers