Name: WereScare in @@NAME@@!
Validity: Valid for all nations
Description: After several @@ANIMAL@@s were mistaken for much deadlier creatures (some more ridiculous than others), prompting several people to injure innocent @@ANIMAL@@s and on occasion other people, the issue has been brought to your attention.
[option] "Why are we even bothering with this?" Asks confused senator @@RANDOMMALENAME@@. "Don't you have more important things to worry about than if Mrs. So and So saw a 'large cat'? Go back to work and let the public sort this 'issue' out."
[effect] @@ANIMAL@@s that have been confused for Sasquatch are on the run.
[stats] cheerfulness decreases a little, intelligence decreases a little.
[option] "Even if Mr. Big Wig thinks it's nothing, I know better!" Panics startled old person @@RANDOMNAME@@. "It was big, seven feet tall a...a...and had purple scales w...with razors for teeth, literal razors. I'm telling you @@LEADER@@, these things are dangerous, you need to let us do what we must to save ourselves."
[effect] Paranoid old people shoot at the homeless rooting through their trash.
[stats] civil rights increase a little, weaponization increases a lot, unemployment decreases a little, life expectancy drops, safety decreases a little.
[option] "I agree but letting paranoid old folks shoot willy-nilly is not the answer." replies your Military Advisor @@RANDOMMALENAME@@. "We need to put military patrols out on the streets at night and increase police patrols during the day. Of course they'll also need training to identify monsters from animals but that's a small price to pay. I've already drawn up the routes and everything, just stamp this here, and here, and we'll be good to go."
[effect] Fire bombing the homeless is @@NAME@@'s Army's new favorite past-time.
[stats] arms manufacturing increases a lot, safety decreases a lot, life expectancy decreases a lot.
[option] "Look here, we caught the beast on camera!" Claims local scientist @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@. "It's nothing more than a @@ANIMAL@@. Let's stop this silly nonsense once and for all. Who thought that this cute little guy was any sort of monster? That's just flat out silly. If we show the public, everything will work out in the end and you can go back to giving us that tax break I asked you to give us."
[effect] People killed by real wild animals are listed to have died by @@ANIMAL@@ attacks.
[stats] safety increases a little.
