As many Japanese businessmen know, G-Max's child prostitutes are some of the most talented and well-trained in the world. They include representatives of all racial and economic backgrounds, including extraterrestrials and our hated enemies, the Brasilistanis. Our dominance in this economic sector has even become a point of national pride, just like our Satanic temples or the giant laser cannon that we built on the moon but haven't test-fired yet.
It has come to our attention that certain other nationstates, with no legitimate claim to our lands or people, disapprove of paying children for sex, or even the idea of having sex with children at all. These moral busybodies, not content with oppressing their own children in government-run forced labor camps called "schools", have proposed international agreements forcing their backward opinions on everyone else. They must know that our child hookers kneel to no foreign power. The first country that attempts to enforce these proposals on us will be the first one to learn exactly how well our orbital death laser works.
