Trump: We need to be more unpredictable!

[Unpredictable Galaxy]

Donald Trump stated back in April 27th that the United States of America needs to be more unpredictable with our actions.

I would like to first state that Unpredictable Galaxy does not endorse this type of action. Based on how my country has gone through ridiculous results, I advise NOT to do this; my nation is not a great place to be in, considering how I, the creator, don't even have an idea on what I might choose next policy wise.

Furthermore, I would like to state that I have already created an unpredictable country, and I believe that Donald Trump is simply copy-catting me. I suggest that NationStates ban Donald Trump for attempting to copy a nation, okay? It was my idea first, and I believe it is rude for someone to attempt to steal my work.

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Here is the link:

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_ ... trine.html

In this link, he said "I want to be unpredictable. … I don’t want the other side to know what my views are.” This is clear that his intention is to completely override my nation and place himself as the owner of Unpredictable Galaxy. This is clearly a personal attack against an innocent person, and I believe action should take place. This "Unpredictable view" is just him hiding in the shadows to completely override my nation and turn it into the United States, which is not only a threat to treason, but also copyrighting ideas!

[Thermodolia]

Donald Trump stated back in April 27th that the United States of America needs to be more unpredictable with our actions.

I would like to first state that Unpredictable Galaxy does not endorse this type of action. Based on how my country has gone through ridiculous results, I advise NOT to do this; my nation is not a great place to be in, considering how I, the creator, don't even have an idea on what I might choose next policy wise.

Furthermore, I would like to state that I have already created an unpredictable country, and I believe that Donald Trump is simply copy-catting me. I suggest that NationStates ban Donald Trump for attempting to copy a nation, okay? It was my idea first, and I believe it is rude for someone to attempt to steal my work.

What the hell does this have to do with Trump? Also this is General, that means it's Out Of Character content only.

[Vatyrzom]

Okay, let's start with something nobody would predict from Donald Trump:
Communism.

Donald Trump stated back in April 27th that the United States of America needs to be more unpredictable with our actions.

I would like to first state that Unpredictable Galaxy does not endorse this type of action. Based on how my country has gone through ridiculous results, I advise NOT to do this; my nation is not a great place to be in, considering how I, the creator, don't even have an idea on what I might choose next policy wise.

Furthermore, I would like to state that I have already created an unpredictable country, and I believe that Donald Trump is simply copy-catting me. I suggest that NationStates ban Donald Trump for attempting to copy a nation, okay? It was my idea first, and I believe it is rude for someone to attempt to steal my work.

What the hell does this have to do with Trump? Also this is General, that means it's Out Of Character content only.

Presumably,this.

[Ancient Republics]

Build underground Vaults.
Beware, Fallout is coming.

[Unpredictable Galaxy]

Donald Trump stated back in April 27th that the United States of America needs to be more unpredictable with our actions.

I would like to first state that Unpredictable Galaxy does not endorse this type of action. Based on how my country has gone through ridiculous results, I advise NOT to do this; my nation is not a great place to be in, considering how I, the creator, don't even have an idea on what I might choose next policy wise.

Furthermore, I would like to state that I have already created an unpredictable country, and I believe that Donald Trump is simply copy-catting me. I suggest that NationStates ban Donald Trump for attempting to copy a nation, okay? It was my idea first, and I believe it is rude for someone to attempt to steal my work.

What the hell does this have to do with Trump? Also this is General, that means it's Out Of Character content only.

You clearly have no idea what kind of character my nation has. I have a distinct leader named Dictator Vegemite LV. I am merely stating that Donald Trump is copying me, the creator of Unpredictable Galaxy. I am not in character in this thread.

[Shofercia]

Donald Trump stated back in April 27th that the United States of America needs to be more unpredictable with our actions.

I would like to first state that Unpredictable Galaxy does not endorse this type of action. Based on how my country has gone through ridiculous results, I advise NOT to do this; my nation is not a great place to be in, considering how I, the creator, don't even have an idea on what I might choose next policy wise.

Furthermore, I would like to state that I have already created an unpredictable country, and I believe that Donald Trump is simply copy-catting me. I suggest that NationStates ban Donald Trump for attempting to copy a nation, okay? It was my idea first, and I believe it is rude for someone to attempt to steal my work.

I predicted a ton of threads after Trump wins the primaries

[Gurori]

What the hell does this have to do with Trump? Also this is General, that means it's Out Of Character content only.

You clearly have no idea what kind of character my nation has. I have a distinct leader named Dictator Vegemite LV. I am merely stating that Donald Trump is copying me, the creator of Unpredictable Galaxy. I am not in character in this thread.

Donald Trump doesn't even know what NationStates is so I doubt he copied you. The only political body that acknowledges is the United Nations but that was for a different reason entirely.

[Unpredictable Galaxy]

You clearly have no idea what kind of character my nation has. I have a distinct leader named Dictator Vegemite LV. I am merely stating that Donald Trump is copying me, the creator of Unpredictable Galaxy. I am not in character in this thread.

Donald Trump doesn't even know what NationStates is so I doubt he copied you. The only political body that acknowledges is the United Nations but that was for a different reason entirely.

I disagree. Trump explicitly said this in hopes that I, the creator, would vote for him by relating to me in some way. Instead, I took offense. This is why we must ban Donald Trump from NationStates!

[Gurori]

Donald Trump doesn't even know what NationStates is so I doubt he copied you. The only political body that acknowledges is the United Nations but that was for a different reason entirely.

I disagree. Trump explicitly said this in hopes that I, the creator, would vote for him by relating to me in some way. Instead, I took offense. This is why we must ban Donald Trump from NationStates!

Donald Trump's Ideal USA ≠ NationStates

I doubt a huge businessman and politician like Donald Trump would even acknowledge your existence as an individual. Where did he mention you in his statement?

[Unpredictable Galaxy]

I disagree. Trump explicitly said this in hopes that I, the creator, would vote for him by relating to me in some way. Instead, I took offense. This is why we must ban Donald Trump from NationStates!

Donald Trump's Ideal USA ≠ NationStates

I doubt a huge businessman and politician like Donald Trump would even acknowledge your existence as an individual. Where did he mention you in his statement?

Oh, he knew. As soon as he said Unpredictable, he stared into the camera, right into my soul. By merely mentioning my nation's name, he realized what significant power my nation was, and he wished to turn America into a mold of my country.

[Kola Republic]

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i don't even what is this

[Unpredictable Galaxy]

:?:
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i don't even what is this

As you can see, this is a VERY serious thread about a VERY serious issue. What reason would I have to write a satirical thread based on mere coincidence?

[The first Galactic Republic]

Being unpredictable is just another term for bad communication.

[The Grim Reaper]

I like what OP is trying to do here, but it's not very well executed.

Perhaps put some links to Trump's actual statements and some commentary into the OP?

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_ ... trine.html

The one Vatyrzom mentioned is a good start. Include some satirical commentary on that link too, maybe.

[Unpredictable Galaxy]

I like what OP is trying to do here, but it's not very well executed.

Perhaps put some links to Trump's actual statements and some commentary into the OP?

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_ ... trine.html

The one Vatyrzom mentioned is a good start. Include some satirical commentary on that link too, maybe.

Sure. Thanks for the suggestion!

[Gurori]

:?:
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i don't even what is this

As you can see, this is a VERY serious thread about a VERY serious issue. What reason would I have to write a satirical thread based on mere coincidence?

To waste valuable forum resources and to clutter General with preposterous bullshit maybe?
There could be hundreds of nations on NS with Unpredictable in their name. Why would Donald Trump of all people recognise some random internet user?

[Unpredictable Galaxy]

As you can see, this is a VERY serious thread about a VERY serious issue. What reason would I have to write a satirical thread based on mere coincidence?

To waste valuable forum resources and to clutter General with preposterous bullshit maybe?
There could be hundreds of nations on NS with Unpredictable in their name. Why would Donald Trump of all people recognise some random internet user?

Can you not see what sort of nation I have?! A population of a little over 400 million and an incredible economy while all being under a dictatorship? I just banned cheese. I suspect that Donald Trump is not only lactose intolerant, but realizes what a genius I am as a creator. Bullshit, you say? I say that I am trying to open people's eyes to the truth!

[Gurori]

To waste valuable forum resources and to clutter General with preposterous bullshit maybe?
There could be hundreds of nations on NS with Unpredictable in their name. Why would Donald Trump of all people recognise some random internet user?

Can you not see what sort of nation I have?! A population of a little over 400 million and an incredible economy while all being under a dictatorship? I just banned cheese. I suspect that Donald Trump is not only lactose intolerant, but realizes what a genius I am as a creator. Bullshit, you say? I say that I am trying to open people's eyes to the truth!

I have a population of over 1 billions people, big whoop.

Donald Trump wouldn't acknowledge one individual, especially if said individual is making ridiculous claims about him on the internet. So how about you stop, you might end up getting unwanted attention.

[Unpredictable Galaxy]

Can you not see what sort of nation I have?! A population of a little over 400 million and an incredible economy while all being under a dictatorship? I just banned cheese. I suspect that Donald Trump is not only lactose intolerant, but realizes what a genius I am as a creator. Bullshit, you say? I say that I am trying to open people's eyes to the truth!

I have a population of over 1 billions people, big whoop.

Donald Trump wouldn't acknowledge one individual, especially if said individual is making ridiculous claims about him on the internet. So how about you stop, you might end up getting unwanted attention.

Wha- how dare you suggest that I am making ridiculous claims! You believe that a random internet user would not be recognized by a billionaire candidate on the internet who is claiming absurd BUT TRUE statements like he's copyrighting a nation? That is rude, and I believe that you are in kahoots with Donald Trump in order to override my nation.

[Gurori]

I have a population of over 1 billions people, big whoop.

Donald Trump wouldn't acknowledge one individual, especially if said individual is making ridiculous claims about him on the internet. So how about you stop, you might end up getting unwanted attention.

Wha- how dare you suggest that I am making ridiculous claims! You believe that a random internet user would not be recognized by a billionaire candidate on the internet who is claiming absurd BUT TRUE statements like he's copyrighting a nation? That is rude, and I believe that you are in kahoots with Donald Trump in order to override my nation.

Yeah, sure.

Well, I tried.

[Unpredictable Galaxy]

Wha- how dare you suggest that I am making ridiculous claims! You believe that a random internet user would not be recognized by a billionaire candidate on the internet who is claiming absurd BUT TRUE statements like he's copyrighting a nation? That is rude, and I believe that you are in kahoots with Donald Trump in order to override my nation.

Yeah, sure.

Well, I tried.

And failed you did, Donald Trump Spokesperson Katrina Pierson! I knew it was you all along!

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Ordinarily this thread would have been a rather unremarkable bit of NSG fluff, quickly relegated to the obscurity of the double-digit pages.

Were it not for Gurori completely failing his "Identify Poe" Check.

Instead this has turned into a work of art, and I applaud Unpredictable Galaxy for making it so.

[Unpredictable Galaxy]

Ordinarily this thread would have been a rather unremarkable bit of NSG fluff, quickly relegated to the obscurity of the double-digit pages.

Were it not for Gurori completely failing his "Identify Poe" Check.

Instead this has turned into a work of art, and I applaud Unpredictable Galaxy for making it so.

I wouldn't be so quick to call it a work of art yet; Donald Trump in that case might forge it and sell it for millions...

(Thanks! I'm glad you thought it as enjoyable as I have!)

[The Dragon Realms Empire]

Of course! We need to lock up Donald Trump for stealing your idea at once!

[Unpredictable Galaxy]

Of course! We need to lock up Donald Trump for stealing your idea at once!

Woah man, let's not jump off the high horse just yet; I just want to ban him from NationStates. What you're suggesting is irrational, unreasonable, and just flat out insane. What's next, you're going to suggest that Donald Trump is stealing your nation, too? Back off buddy; that's my VERY LEGITIMATE problem that I cannot have bogged down by others supporting such a claim.