*tosses Night kill off the throne unceremoniously and drags the crown off his head. Ominous banners fall down behind and somewhere the rains of castamere play as Armoured soldiers take up position beside the throne*
Finally... at long last.. after all this struggle.. the Throne is mine. My Rightful Throne, for i am the King, A Just King.. a King... who cared... well not really as im an evil shite but that is beside the fact that i am King indeed, The King, and i can kill you with a tray!
There are those who said this day would never come, those who would seek to usurp my realm and shatter it into chaos and anarchy (glares at Jon and Asmoro) and there are those who would claim loyalty but in secret plot against me to further their own plans through their wicked ways (glares at Bralia) Well what are they to say now...
Nothing, as they are all going to die! MWAHAHAHAA Im joking they wont die, yet so relax and take care, for i shall be a fair king indeed, show loyalty and obedience, and you shall endure and prosper, show dissension and treachery... and you shall be destroyed, as Prussia of old and the Lannisters were...again.. and again.. and again.
Anyway, we are here once more at the beginning of the cycle, the never ending cycle of pain and misery and glory that is The Paradox Interactive Games Thread. Be it in the Industrial Era, the World Wars, the Modern Era, the Medieval ages and in the future, yes even in Space... the cycle continues and it shall never end.
So go forth! My minions and subjects of questionable loyalty! Rejoice and talk away of all the invasions, the scheming, the plotting and the down right insanity that you have partaken in!
And no Treason in the Hallways! Or its to the Wall with ye!
And behold Stannis the mannis