Concerts, Condemnations, Troubles (MT/DIPLOMATIC/OPEN)

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OOC: I have consent of both Riysa and Aravea. In addition, remember: no war in this thread (it is not for it, besides, nobody declares war for a song), no trolling and keep it human only.

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"Turn around through your shoulder! Swing powerfully your hand!
Again, again! Drive back the enemy!
Turn around through your shoulder! Swing powerfully your hand!
Again, again! Drive back the enemy!"

REPORTER: Today in Ishikawa took place 8th Mirskian music festival, with such people as Valeriy Yemelin present, to celebrate friendship between Mirskian Cossacks and Nihonese, when two nations fought together against Wengxi in 1697. Present were various bands not only from Nihon or Mirsk, but also from whole SACTO and other allied nations. From among many people who performed were "Jian of the Nation" from Kaifong or "" from Riysa. Whole concert attracted thousands of people. It is estimated that thousands of Nihonese came to it as well as fan from other nations. Whole concert caused a lot of emotion that were usually not present; mainly because joint atmosphere of unity between member nations. Flags of Riysa, Cuscatlan, Aravea, Nihon and various other nations were waving as the singers preformed their songs.



Valeriy Yemelin:

Good God, give us forces of light.
Do not let burn in the fire, do not let drown in the water.
Wanton evil in our lands....
God give us the strength to resist in trouble.

White angels sent to the land
Combat units from the heaven stretch far!
After the long darkness – lights the Dawn.
My mother wakes up her people!

REPORTER: The controversy begun after the Aravean singer Sylvanna Patalia who had to perform with choir of Mirskian cossacks went to stage after Valeriy Yemelin and Nihonese folk singer Fujikawa Hideki. At first she sang classic Aravean patriotic songs such as "march on Oured". Yet after those songs were done, she sang something different:



Sylvanna Patalia:

We in stand in Ranks to stop Ardokian Plague
United with friends, our friends in holy league!
Standing back to back, God's will is now near
Ardoki will soon from the maps disappear!

To stop them is our duty holy
Which we will carry right here!
Let us see our rise in glory
As Ardoki's ends comes near!

REPORTER: These words sparked a wave of emotion among the people. A group of Nihonese nationalists burned Ardokian flag during that concern, as well as were seen smashing statue of Ardokian monarch with hammers. After the concert, Riysan singer, Uday Tajjar, who took part in the concert posted on his Setsuzoku:



REPORTER: It is unknown how the Ardokian government's reaction will be, however, we may be sure it will not be a positive one. INN out!

[Ardoki]

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Culturally Inferior Barbarians Attack our Greater Empire and the Ardokian People

Only Goes to Show their Jealousy of our 5000 Year Old Empire

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An Ardokian city circa 3000 BCE. At the same time the Aanglandians were living in mud huts; the Nihonese, Araveans and Riysans were living in not much better conditions.

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Ardokian imperial culture in all its splendour.

Ardokian imperial culture is the finest in the world, dating back over five thousand years when the Greater Empire of All the Ardokians was founded by the first God-Emperor Alexander I. This has had the unexpected repercussion of other countries feeling threatened by our cultural superiority. We would like to point out that Ardokian culture welcomes all, regardless of ethnicity, we can all share Ardokian culture. However, an Aravian singer named Sylvanna Patalia, recently called for the extermination of all the Ardokian people in a hate-filled song yesterday. And a Riysan singer, Uday Tajjar, claimed not only that Ardokians are not real but also that we are savages who developed our culture in response to the culturally superior Aanglandians. That assertion is highly offensive. We had been living in massive cities of stone for thousands of years before the Aanglandian barbarian raiders (who were living in mud huts) attacked our shores, murdering, raping and pillaging for their cultist sky deity Jesus.

We were a massive cosmopolitan empire with multiple cities home to millions of people. We had roads, aqueducts, sewers, advanced mathematics, science, engineering and architecture. Yet these barbarians who think they are our equals dare to dis our great cultural achievements, we make the Roman Empire look only mildly amazing. We colonised an entire continent, our population boomed with our spectacular advances in agriculture and medicine and healthcare, our explorers and traders travelled across the world, we brought enlightenment to people on other continents and brought back sublime wealth to our imperial coffers. We are the arch-civilisation, everyone looks up to our amazing culture and achievements. We are the best country in the world, being Ardokian is the greatest prize in the lottery of life, though immigrants are welcome to our Greater Empire.

His Divine Imperial and Royal Majesty God-Emperor Henry-Alexander XXVIII spoke with GEBC News earlier today, he said: "I find it sickening that other humans would feel the want to exterminate another group of humans based on ethnicity. I am a human, you are a human, they are human, we are all human. Ardoki only wants peace and unity in this world, yet rightist scum such as SACTO try to bring hatred whether they rear their ugly head. That song that woman sang was absolutely vile, I call on the organisers of Mirskian Music Festival to denounced the horrid words of that woman, it was the politicisation what was suppose to be a day of music and understanding. What the Riysan man also said was factually incorrect, a blatant fabrication. I urge the Astavian and Riysan governments to denounce what their singers said, as it would be a very hostile and undiplomatic act if they supported it. I hope we can all get over this unfortunate event, and get back to enjoying good music. Thank you, and Long Live the Greater Empire of All the Ardokians."

The actions of barbarians are often hard to analyse, however it is believed that these backward nations lashed out at Ardoki simply because they are insecure about the inferiority of their civilisation when compared to ours. We will stress again that they are welcome as part of the Greater Empire, they can join our empire whenever they want; in fact we encourage them to as it would make their lives so much better due to our superior centre-left economic and social policies.

[Iraqistan Republic]

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Opinion - Gabrielle Badriyah - "Belligerents mock the country of Ardoki, act like complete savages without law and order or maturity and respect

Gabrielle Badriyah(@GabriBadriyah)
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Aravean singer Sylvanna Patalia who had to perform with choir of Mirskian cossacks went to stage after Valeriy Yemelin and Nihonese folk singer Fujikawa Hideki, and preformed a nationalistic, barbaric song that disrupts the peace of the people of Ardoki

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Completely and utterly disgusting performance in Ishikawa. Utterly disgusting. Such undeserved, unrivaled acts by the Aravean Singer Sylvanna Patalia shall not go unpunished. This is no mere act of delicate nationalism, this is pure racism against Ardokians, and is not meant for the homeland, but rather only to bring prejudice by Araveans and others present at the 8th Mirskan Music Festival. However, Sylvanna Patalia is not the only one to blame for her actions. Rather, everyone who had the opportunity to stop her, and did not. The acts of bystanders has left me to think that nearly every crewman, director, and government official is prejudiced against Ardokians. Of course, this also goes without saying that there are a few notable people within the crowd that appeared and made themselves famous in almost a flash of a camera light and the blink of a eye.

A group of Nihonese nationalists went the extreme that night, and showed their utter racism for Ardokians and hatred of the Ardokian country. They engulfed the Ardokian flag, a black, white and blue flag with a octagon on the white with a black circle and a 8 sided star. It is very obvious that this dissent is okay with the government. The Nihonese government did not a single thing to prevent any of this from happening. The only person that can't see this as either blatant ultra nationalism or as racism is legally blind. However, there is more. A Riysan singer named Uday Tajjar had said the following on a social media site.

"I believe that there is no such thing as an Ardokian. Ardokians were originally savages who developed their own culture as response to Anglandians, who were culturally superior. Modern Arodkians do not even have anything to do with those tribes, they are the creation of a monarchy!"

To that I give a slow clap to a person who can't even spell the word Ardokians right. Well, the only thing apparent here is the lack of education in this man's mind, and the lack of information in the mind of Uday Tajjar is sicking.

The Nihonese are not blind, thus they are the only people who have not come to terms of their ignorance. It is very clear what actions will be taken by Iraqistan, and also by Ardokians. It is very obvious that the Riysan, Aravean and Nihonese government won't open their damn mouths over this injustice, and rather will support the lunatics that would actually say these racist and ultra-nationalist things. The only thing more worse than this is outright fascism, which the uneducated Uday Tajjar has been able to prove by opening his trap and allowing for Riysa to have a scapegoat for insulting Ardokians everywhere.

We, as Iraqistan shall not stand for this injustice. We shall stand next to Ardoki, and we shall never back down to the Nihonese, the Riysans, or the Araveans. We must keep our guard up, no matter what, and lower it only when we've lost everything.

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FazistaIraqi • 14 minutes ago
Such a tragedy for Iraqistanis to side with the Ardokians. Such is shame to this country.

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Nazion • 18 minutes ago
Good. This shall make some good progress in Iraqistani's future.

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Irazu • 20 minutes ago
For Iraqistan!

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[Ardoki]

President of IMCOR Alastaire Moriarty - SACTO Scum

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To the Tune of: Dejo & Bratt - In the Eyes of a Tiger

Alastaire Moriarty, the President of IMCOR stood on a massive stage. Behind him were a hundred members of the IMCOR Defence Division, wearing their distinctive black uniforms and Ardokian flag armbands on their left arms. The stage in this amphitheatre was massive, so everyone fitted on quite nicely. In front of the President of IMCOR, stood over a hundred thousand imperial citizens wearing the distinctive grey military-style uniforms of IMCOR, complete with the Ardokian flag armband and the Kepi hat.

The music starts playing, and the IMCOR Defence Division soldiers start sidestepping to the left and right with the music. They form the letter 'X' (all the wile sidestepping) with their arms and then then swing their arms down to either side, this also repeats with the sidestepping.
Alastaire Moriarty also starts sidestepping to the left and right with the music, pointing at the audience with his left arm.

He then started singing, his dancers continued their moves but adjusted it to match the new faster tempo.

Hey look! SACTO scum!
They are inferior
Long live Ardoki!
They are savage barbarians, unlike us

He then reached his left leg far out to the left, and did a little air guitar. He did the same with the left foot. The dancers started punching above their heads to the left and right, while simultaneously stomping on the ground to the right and left.
He then started singing again.

They reject science, they reject logic
No rationality
They are traditionalists, we are progressive
We are better

We've always been better and we always will
There is no way they'll ever catch us
They are superstitious scum, we are atheist
Listen to what we will say:

The dancers start sidestepping to the left and right with the music. They form the letter 'X' (all the wile sidestepping) with their arms and then then swing their arms down to either side, this also repeats with the sidestepping.
Alastaire Moriarty jumps to the left, claps over his left shoulder. He jumps to the right, claps over his right shoulder. This repeats.

Hey look! SACTO scum!
They are inferior
Long live Ardoki!
They are savage barbarians, unlike us

Hey look! SACTO scum!
They are inferior
Long live Ardoki!
They are savage barbarians, unlike us

He walks down the stairs into the crowd during the instrumental.
The starts taking selfies with the concert-goers for the next couple of verses. The dancers started punching above their heads to the left and right, while simultaneously stomping on the ground to the right and left.

We must Enlighten them, all the barbarians
Everyone come now
We will educate, educate them all
For their own good

We've always been better and we always will
There is no way they'll ever catch us
They are superstitious scum, we are atheist
Listen to what we will say:

He stands in the middle of an isle, and four prostitutes (two women and two male) start dancing around him while he sings the chorus. The IMCOR Defence Division dancers simply sidestep to the left and right.

Hey look! SACTO scum!
They are inferior
Long live Ardoki!
They are savage barbarians, unlike us

Hey look! SACTO scum!
They are inferior
Long live Ardoki!
They are savage barbarians, unlike us

The dancers started punching above their heads to the left and right, while simultaneously stomping on the ground to the right and left. Alastaire leaves the prostitutes, with a few hundred credit bills and kisses each, and comes back up to the stage with the dancers.

They reject science, they reject logic
No rationality
They are traditionalists, we are progressive
We are better

We must Enlighten them, all the barbarians
Everyone come now
We will educate, educate them all
For their own good

We've always been better and we always will
There is no way they'll ever catch us
They are superstitious scum, we are atheist
Listen to what we will say:

He spins his head around.

Hey look!
They are!
Savage barbarians!
Long live! Ardoki! We are civilised!

The dancers start sidestepping to the left and right with the music. They form the letter 'X' (all the wile sidestepping) with their arms and then then swing their arms down to either side, this also repeats with the sidestepping.

Hey look! SACTO scum!
They are inferior
Long live Ardoki!
They are savage barbarians, unlike us

He then starts break-dancing on the stage, so fast all you could see is a blur. But he jumped up high into their air mid-spin, executed a triple back-flip, and landed back on the stage for the end of the song.

Long live Ardoki!
We are civilised!
Long live Ardoki!
We are civilised!

After the song finished, he shouted to the crowd "I love the God-Emperor!", the crowd cheered loudly. He gestured for silence, and spoke up. "Hopefully, Valeriy Yemelin, Sylvanna Patalia, and Uday Tajjar learnt a few things from us tonight." the crowd laughed "this is how you do a proper musical act." the crowd burst out in to laughter and even greater applause. "This single, is available to be purchased for only half a credit. You can download it from the IMCOR website when you get home. Thank you, and remember to love the God-Emperor." he left the stage as his raving fans cheered and applauded.

[Inyourfaceistan]

Tele'coup Network Ivestigacion!

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Investigative Report: Why are Ardokians so damn Racist?

Ardokians gather in a recent musical to sing songs about how they beleive Arabs, Asians, Eastern Europeans and above all Latinos are inferior to the white Ardokian master race.

The recent public musical produced and performed by the neo-nazi and well-known criminal Alastaire Moriarty in which he and hundreds of Ardokian propaganda dancers spun around singing a song in which he refered to SACTO nations as "savage" and "barbarian". Naturally, the production by Ardoki - well known for its disapproval of "inferior" cultures - drew heavy criticism as their attacks against all non Neo-Western cultures grow more frequent.

However, nobody needs reminding that Ardoki is a backwards totalitarian state with heavily racist anti-religious undertones ingrained in society and further enflamed and encouraged by the state. Instead, this investigation will focus on why exactly are Ardokians so damn racist?

To understand the racial, cultural and religious predjudice that is rampant and widely accepted in Ardoki, we have to look at Ardoki as a whole. Ardoki is a totalitarian state, run by a so-called "God-Emperor", while many speculate the real power is held in a cabal or closet-junta style government with the supreme Ardokian dictator as merely a puppet figurehead or a single seat at a table of power. Meanwhile the Ardokian economy is a warped center-left entitlement state, where the government persecutes it's more sucessful members while keeping the impoverished hooked on welfare and basic government-provided excuses for jobs while offering no incentive to advance themselves or do better for their families. Furthermore the Ardokian state is widely believed to be responsible for severe repression and crimes against humanity, mainly through their violent and subversive foreign policy which targets the civilian populace of nations deemed non-progressive as well as the existence of "reeducation" or "rehabilitation" camps where their own citizens are sent to when they disagree with the government or official (lack-of) religion.

Citizens in the Imperial City live in squalor and poverty, as they are not allowed to advance in society; instead they are led to believe other cultures are the problem.	Contrast to Cordoba, a typical city in Inyursta rich with innovation and advancement, where citizens rise and fall on their own merits.

To help us explain the root of racism in Ardoki, as well as around the world, we have Dr. Lando T. Morales, PhD.; a professor of Socio-Economics and Global Anthropology of Univeristé National de Ramone Sarillo.

Reporter: "So Dr. Morales, you have studied situations of poverty, economic opportunities and cultural attitudes for most of your career, correct?"
Dr. Morales: "Jui Loiselle, that is correct. I received my undergraduate from a local university here in Inyursta, my masters in the US, and my PhD at the institution I currently teach at. I have also conducted research in multiple countries across Latin America, Asia and the Eurosphere."
Reporter: "And what are the general trends you have noticed regarding this subject?"
Dr. Morales: "Well, there are generally three causes of racism: Scapegoating, Justification, and Lingering.
Scapegoating is similar to what occurred in Nazi Germany by blaming the Jews for economic woes and defeat in WWI, or the FSLN in Nicaragua blaming the indigenous Miskito for the failures of their socialist revolution.
Justification Racism is rationalizing large-scale wrong doings, such as dehumanizing the blacks to justify European slavery or the mistreatment of the Irish and Indians by British colonial authorities.
Lingering Racism is essentially the "afterglow" of other forms of racism, such as America or Brazil where malicious attitudes still exist and often refuse to die out due to a social focus on the issue or a lack thereof.

Ardoki, as my colleagues and I have observed, fits into two of these categories. Races and cultures which they believe are inferior are used almost daily as scapegoats. Their media constantly spouts propaganda decrying the Asians, Latinos, Arabs and other cultures related to supposedly non-progressive values, especially those associated with SACTO. This constant onslaught of association of lesser peoples and impoverishment and wrong doing creates a facade that not only is life worse for these differing ethnicities, but also the subconscious and often times less hidden implication that they are in fact responsible for social misconduct and economic woes.

The Ardokian state and its puppet media also uses Justification Racism as an attempt to decriminalize certain foreign policy actions. These actions include the Jezzine Massacre in Lebanon, the mass death camps, genocide and state-sponsored rape of Chilean-descendants, and ultimately the invasion and subjugation of Aanglandia. Media reviews of the incidents reveal that Ardokians were proud of their actions, that the Chileans and Lebanese deserved it and that Aanglandians need Ardokians to civilise them and liberate them from their backwards traditions."
Reporter: "And how does the Ardokian government react to such claims?"
Dr. Morales: "Well, they utilize tokenism and puppet supports to supposedly disprove their racism. They believe a few black African government officials and offers of asylum to Latino and Asian criminals and political renegades negates their unsavory social practices and poor human rights record. I, along with most of the world, would argue that it's doesn't even come close."
Reporter: "Thank you Dr. Morales, you're input has been greatly appreciated."

Alastaire Moriarty, president of IMCOR and the face of modern white supremacy.

The Ardokian heads of state are beyond implicit and guilty in their national disease of racism and imperialism. Alastaire Moriarty - who took part in the recent production and is apparently light-hearted view of looking down upon people that are different from you - is believed to be a key mastermind in the many massacres and public displays of mass executions for mere thought crimes (and for which he has a $50 million dollar bounty on his head courtesy of various private donors to the Inyurstan government). Meanwhile, their inbred emperor is worshiped like a god in a supposedly atheist nation, this has also led to Ardoki being refered to as an "Athiest Theocracy" where in athiesim is the only accepted religion and all who dare oppose are indoctrinated and converted or else killed. Needless to say the Ardokian media and school systems teach that people of any race or ethnicity who worship as they choose are inferior and therefore subject to justified acts of persecution.

As we can see the weakness of the Ardokian economy, their low-incentive and overly-regulated system which causes people to remain under the foot of the government and the elites and the imperialist and callously dis-human foreign policy, this is a breeding ground for racist and imperialist attitudes which the government does nothing to combat - if not supporting these attitudes.
The Ardokian state uses poorly-veiled racism as a distraction and tool to frame others for their economic troubles, and their divisive cast system where the God-Emperor and his government allies, the Patricians, and all Ardokians unlucky enough to be caught in the vicious cycle of poverty which is fueled by poor economic ideological decisions and blame on other cultures. The average Ardokian is led to beleive - both through propaganda and through violent force - that their government isn't the problem; other cultures are. They aren't poor because no large population state can afford such addictive entitlement programs, they are poor because stupid Latinos don't vote for the right people. They aren't paying insane amounts for basic amenities because over regulation has ruined the market, they are overpriced because some dirty Eastern Europeans chose to define marriage as a man and a woman. They aren't having family members disappear because their government brutally cracks down on opposition, rather it's those savage Asians and barbaric Arabs making a secret "fascist" plot to ruin the day of proper white Ardokians.
And yet also as a means to rationalize and justify their indefensible actions. Lebanese families gunned down and shelled with utmost intention, Chilean men burned at the stake while their wives and daughters were raped and their infants sent of to be indoctrinated, and Aanglandians watching as Ardokian soldiers lined them up like pigs to the slaughter and gunned down before being tossed in shallow graves - this is all okay because at the end of the day they aren't as civilized as Ardokians, they don't follow the right culture, they don't follow the same faith as Ardoki. They aren't upper-class white atheists and therefore it's okay that they died.

This is the true face of the white devil wearing a red rose and a golden crown.
This is why Ardoki is so damn racist...

COMMENTS

Jay-C Calder#ONE This is the most truthful article I have read anywhere. For one, the very existence of Ardoqui is proof that monarchy, socialism and racism are all fully compatible, and very much similar. Secondly, we need to vocalize and remind the world of what Ardoqui has done and will continue to do again if they are not stopped dead in their tracks... #InvadeArdoqui

Loiselle Contré-Revolution One day Ardoqui will be subject to the forces of La Contré-Revolution, and when they do it won't be pretty. One day their children will wake up and look at generations of empty lives, cyclic poverty and religious and ethnic persecution all in the name of progress and false liberation. One day this wicked empire will fall, and once it does maybe then Ardoquians will have a chance to loose their backwards, racist and narcissistic attitudes... 11/10 best article ever! I bet the author sure is proud of themselves. Also; @Jay-C Calder#ONE, have you noticed we have never posted on the same thread? This one must be special or something... #InvadeArdoki #CamilloPurPresident

JaqueNCordoba Ardoki is a tough case to understand. I believe Tele'coup did an excellent job using well-qualified professionals and helping us see the big picture about why such a country can espouse such horrendous and illiberal viewpoints. What I feel this report failed to mention, however, is why such a state is allowed to exist in the first place. The answer is called nuclear cowardice, and it involves the regime hiding behind its WMD stockpiles to stay in place in the face of overwhelming international opposition.

Jenine4Evera Does anyone feel bad for the Ardoquian people? I mean it's not their fault they are racist, it's not really their choice either. It's basically "hate all brown people, all SACTO, all religions or die like them." Either way, great in-depth and well soured article by Tele'coup =)

D-Originale Pappa-Je Raise ya hand if you would be put to death in Ardoqui! These fools hate democracy, capitalism, and freedom! Why should we be suprised to find out that brainwashing is de reason they also hate everyone who ain't a lily-white narcissist?

OlivaEnMadrija Its called brainwashing people. Communists do it, Sociaists do it, Fascists do it, Monarchies do it, some SACTO nations do it and even Democracies do it sometimes. However, what is concerning is that Ardoqui has been openly announcing their increasingly racist rhetoric more and more recently of late. One has to wonder why the international community has been silent?

RafaelLeGrande1986 Oh yeah? They think we are the barbarians? Call me back when their system gives them the strongest economy in the region and makes them the envy of their neighbors! Dumbass gringos wouldn't know barbarism if they were living in it (which news flash, they are)!

VivieneLaVide Its so freaking hypocritical how Ardoqui gets to dance around in celebration of their racism, yet SACTO is the "barbarians". What did Inyursta ever do? Fight for our freedom? Side with the U.S against the Soviets? Vote for our leaders and push for our right to vote down laws we don't like?

MsMoreno1993 Did anyone actually watch the concert? I think it was cool to see so many different cultures contributing to a common cause and doing it with music. And Ardoqui is racist. What else is new?

GuerrocaBoy1995 This is what I have been saying. If Ardoqui were in charge of Inyursta we would all be dead! Guess what Ardoquian perras reading this; I am a proud brown-skinned, Jesus-worshiping Inyurstan who enjoys voting for my government, keeping my money and shooting off my guns! Go fuck yourselves commie-nazi scum!!! VIVA LA LIBERTAS COUILLION!!!

Agent Smith #99 This = an othr propagnda pice. Arodke not teh racest Inyurstan is. This = a atack on teh wurkers paratise of Ardoke. Every 1 her is a branwashed sheeple. I will nw hax telepoop 4 bein wurs tan fox news. We is legion. We does not forgive. We does not forgit. #NewFront4Ever

BrunoThe1st I am just posting on this thread because everyone else is. It would appear we are celebrating this article for something but I'm not sure what.

BridgeDweller1998 > Be me > Love Alastaire Moriarty > Have all the Alastaire propaganda posters on my wall, speeches on my iPod, and movies in my DVD player > Jack Peresque sees my love for Alastaire. He calls me a KKKommunazi and slaps me > I call him a dirty wetback superstitious anti-authority vermin and spit in his face > He sicks the ISD on me and throws me in jail > I am crying myself to sleep on the cold, hard floor when I feel a warmth behind me > Its Alastaire! _____________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ ___DELETED FOR INAPPRIATE CONTENT___ ________________________________________ ___________________________________________ __________________________________________ > Peresque walks in > Alastaire looks him in the eye and says > "It's never over, ArdOkay?" > He then slips through the bars out into the night > Ardoki is love, Ardoki is life

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[Waltherland]

General Kruger stood there in middle of darkness, with spotlight on him, he was holding Waltherman made rifle, the song he made was for Lebanese of Jezzine murdered by Arodki, he was Afrikaner and he saw solidarity with Lebanese murdered by hordes of foreign armies, similar to how British oppressed the Boers many years ago, he began doing a marching like dance, as he use his strong voice with powerful music in background, he begun to sing.

On a mountain in the middle of night, the hordes of Ardokian devils.
My house and my farm, burned in the middle of the night
My gun in my hands.

James Chamoun, James Chamoun lead your Lebanese
Listen, Ardokian heathens are laughing
they are begging to be slain.
they come to your land to rape your women, and kill you children.

James Chamoun, James Chamoun lead you Lebanese
come lead them, James Chamoun
General James Chamoun
James Chamoun, James Chamoun
they need you lead them.

with my gun in my hands.
I drop Ardokian in-bred devils one by one.

James Chamoun, James Chamoun
Come lead your Lebanese
General James Chamoun

James Chamoun, James chamoun
Come lead your Lebanese
General James Chamoun

General, General
Lead your Lebanese to victory

people in audience began to clap, chanting "down with Arodki, and burning Arodkian flags."

[Ardoki]

Official Public Statement

By the Imperial Ministry of the Exterior

In the Name of His Divine Imperial and Royal Majesty, God-Emperor Henry-Alexander XXVIII

Greater Empire of All the Ardokians

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Some very nasty and untrue accusations were recently thrown against the Greater Empire, by none other than the Banana Republic of Inyursta. We would like to dispel them.

Is Ardoki racist? No, of course not. That could be no farther than the truth. The Manifesto of Imperial Civic Humanism states that "all people; regardless of race, sex, gender, sexuality, class, or any other social distinction; are equal and no better or worse than any other". In fact, we colonised many continents all over the world in our days of exploration; where we had the honour to experience many different cultures which we brought back to Ardoki to enrich ours. Thanks to the IMCOR Youth Division, all Ardokian children are educated into being tolerant and progressive citizens; who will be tolerant of all people regardless of any superficial differences. The IMCOR Enlightenment Division and the IMCOR Education Division are here to ensure that all adult citizens are tolerant and progressive.

You mistake our disdain for your barbaric culture as racism, it definitely is not. We do not hate your culture based on your race. We believe all races are equal (well, technically we believe all people are equal as we see the concept of race as a backward and divisive social construct not grounded in logic). The cultures of SACTO nations, such as yours, are barbaric because of their opposition to the progressive values we have here in Ardoki. For example, the Inyurstan politician Alberto Cassias de la Plata was brutally tortured to death, because he was homosexual and leftist. Such backward barbarity is decried here in Ardoki, we loathe cultures like yours which support such horrendous cruelty and savagery.
So, we don't hate you due to your skin colour. If you behaved like civilised peoples, like our comrades in Venezuela, we would support you as civilised people. However you do not.

By the way, we would like to correct the error in the Inyurstan article for all to see. We have a GDP per capita of US$ 62 000, so we are in no way the impoverished country the Inyurstans make us out to be. We have housing schemes, where the homeless can stay (while the government retrains them with skills to find jobs) until they can get their own place. It is clear the Inyurstan people are brainwashed, centre-left economies such as ours do not create massive poverty. Just look at Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Germany, and other North and Western European nations, they are prosperous. Now look at every implementation of Neoliberal economics, a massive increase in wealth inequality.

We thank everyone for taking the time to read this.

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Unity, Order, and Learning for the Greater Empire!

[Zacatejas]

Declaración Oficial de la República de Zacatejas

Con respecto a: Declaración Pública sobre los desarrollos recientes de la República Imperial de Ardoki, el Imperio Nihonese, la República de Riysa, la República de Repúblicas Unidas de Inyursta Aravea, y

Nivel de cifrado: Público

La situación actual entre varias naciones, nuestros aliados Nihon, Riysa, Inyursta y Aravea, y la República Imperial de Ardoki no ha pasado desapercibido aquí, ya que creemos que la actual situación se está deteriorando muy rápidamente y es descructive el espíritu de la paz y la cooperación en el seno América Latina y en todo el mundo. Sin embargo, sí creemos, junto con nuestros aliados de Estados Unidos, el estado actualmente la culpa es de la República Imperial Ardoki. Condenamos la violación flagrante del ideal de la libertad de expresión y de su público y el racismo flagrante apoyada por el gobierno. Somos conscientes de la ofensa causada por una competición como la canción, pero estamos muy decepcionados por los comentarios inapropiados hacia nuestro estado Inyursta hermana, un estado que comparte nuestras ideas comunes, las creencias y la historia. Estamos aquí para condenar y castigar a los Ardokian Gobierno, la Organización Imperial Cívico, el Gran Imperio Broadcasting Corporation, y apelar sinceramente Sr. Alastaire Moriarty y el monarca, Henry-Alexander XXVIII disociar de inmediato a sí mismos de tal langauge y acciones provacative inmediatamente.

[Ardoki]

Public Message From the Supreme Imperial Procurator

Supreme Imperial Procurator, Christabelle Nixon.

Imperial Chancellery, Imperial City
Imperial City District
Greater Empire of All the Ardokians

Christabelle NixHison, the Supreme Imperial Procurator of the Greater Empire walked onto the stage, with national and international press waiting on the floor below. As the Supreme Imperial Procurator, she was responsible for advising His Divine Imperial and Royal Majesty and His Imperial Government on matters of law. However she also had the important responsibility of being the public face of imperial law.

"Good morning fellow citizens. I am here today, in the Name of His Imperial Divine and Royal Majesty the God-Emperor." she said. Fast and upbeat music suddenly came on, and four dancers on the stage did a little dance, it only lasted about a dozen seconds.

"His Divine Imperial and Royal Majesty God-Emperor Henry-Alexander XXVIII has released an official public statement which I shall read out now. Long May He Reign, and May the Imperial House of Masterson and the Greater Empire of All the Ardokians Last for Another Five Thousand Years."

She did a little spin, and took out a document from inside her jacket. Then began to recite from the paper: "His Divine Imperial and Royal Majesty the God-Emperor condemns all acts of discrimination and hatred. Including but no limited to racism, sexism, queerphobia, classism, and etcetera. The Greater Empire of All the Ardokians wishes only peace in this world, and extends a hand of understanding to the nations of SACTO. While we may loathe your backward views and policies, we want no conflict with you as long as you do not violate the sovereignty of the Greater Empire or her allies and protectorates. Lies have been said on both sides, however the TNI article was a piece of vile and hateful fabricated propaganda. We request a retraction and correction of all the incorrect statements about Ardokians; which were untrue, racist and hateful. We also request a cease to Inyurstan racism; whenever an Inyurstan refers to European people they are called racial slurs such as 'gringo', 'white devil' and 'white slut' among other things, such racism is horrible and saddening when coming from people who are unfortunately often the victims of such racism. It is obvious that some of you have incorrect assumptions about Ardoki. I would officially like to invite you to the Greater Empire, to show you that we are not the horrible state you claim us to be, and perhaps you can help myself improve my country. I hope at least one of you accepts. Sincerely Henry-Alexander XXVIII."

Christabelle Nixon did another spin, then quickly left the room before any annoying reporters could ask her stupid questions.

[Bolrieg]

After the recent Anti-Ardokian and Pro-Aanglandian sentiment all across SACTO Famous Bolriegian singer Igor Starnalf-Draljituz was hosting a concert in Shadforad and while he was on stage he decided to sing two new songs to honour the Aanglandian plight against the destructive "progressive" Ardokian aggressors and to let the world know that the resistance fighters are no longer alone.

You stood alone
You fought the world alone
You came under attack
You fought the Pinko Rats

Kill Ardokian dogs
Aanglandia!!!!
Kill all the Gorsa-wogs
Aanglandia!!!!
Kill all the Communist fools
Aanglandia!!!!
Kill all the Traitors too
Aanglandia!!!!

Alright

You stood everyday
And made the IA pay
For all they've done
With the UL scum

Kill Ardokian dogs
Aanglandia!!!!
Kill all the Gorsa-wogs
Aanglandia!!!!
Kill all the Communist fools
Aanglandia!!!!
Kill all the Traitors too
Aanglandia!!!!

Alright

They teach you their lies
So they can take your minds
Make all them pay
The red IA

Kill Ardokian dogs
Aanglandia!!!!
Kill all the Gorsa-wogs
Aanglandia!!!!
Kill all the Communist fools
Aanglandia!!!!
Kill all the Traitors too
Aanglandia!!!!

Alright

Get your guns in front
and kill Ardokian scum (X8)
*Fires his AK into the air*

There was once an evil man
He hatched a nasty plan
Because he ran out of paves
So he wanted new land and slave

RED FILTH, RED FILTH
RAUS RAUS
RED FILTH, RED FILTH
WE'LL CRUSH YOU LITTLE LOUSE

After the the chains appeared
The smugness on his face was smeared
Then his snidiness was noted
When the Aanglandians revolted

RED FILTH, RED FILTH
RAUS RAUS
RED FILTH, RED FILTH
WE'LL CRUSH YOU LITTLE LOUSE

He took off his glasses he knew he had to pay
Because SACTO are on their way
The thought made him very awake
But don't worry we'll mount your head on a stake

[Flardania]

Argument Internationale Suivante Festival de Musique!
Ardoki and SACTO aligned nations exchange ideological propaganda post music festival.
Français|日本語|한국의|English
FBC News | Flardanian Broadcasting Corporation

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Report by Bae Yoo Mi

Ishikawa, NihonFollowing the 8th Mirskian music festival in which there were performances from various invited international groups. The contreversey begun when Aravean singer Sylvanna Patalia sung an Anti-Ardokian piece. What later followed was the burning of flags and smashing statues of the Ardokian monarch. Flardanian singer Yuu Haruna who while present at the concert did not participate in any of the commotion but did remark on how shocked he was at seeing Ardokian flags and goods there to begin with.

What led next was an opinion piece by the "infamous" GEBC news network dedicated to a simple message by Riysan singer, Uday Tajjar. What followed was a bizarre situation of people in their nations all over performing their own routines joining in on the publicity and a rather disturbing performance by [Alastaire Moriarty] a clown who makes men in their mid life crises look cool.

Former Dirigeant Satsuki Kiryuin recently made a statement to the Ardokian read statement by Henry-Alexander XXVIII: "Some people have asked me how I feel about my nation entering SACTO after I left it. If I felt any of my hard work wasted after Dirigeant Kasuga decided to do his own thing, and I don't. I regret the time I wasted trying to be on better terms with Ardoki. There is something I can expect from SACTO that I can't with Ardoki and that is consistency. With SACTO you know they will probably break the rules but they stay true to themselves. Ardoki will extend a hand one day against discrimination and then "re-educate" anyone that doesn't fit their mold. For me to trust these statements, I need to see Ardoki allow their minority to be themselves."

One must wonder when these exchanges will stop between all parties as well as wonder when the Ardokian state media refrains from making commentary on anything that has their name printed.

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[Guadalupador]

(28/5/2015)

"...Perhaps Yanama should take things easier next time he goes to the National Journalist's Dinner.... Well, after that, let's go over to what's happening in the rest of the world, shall we?"
*Clip of Music Festival Plays*
"Ah yes, the annual Mirskian Music Festival! The hottest nationalist music festival, since 'Gun-stock' back in the good ol' days. Well, 'SACTOvision' went off without a hitch this year, garnering thousands of cheering spectators, and various musical acts from nearly every SACTO Member-nation... The whole festival was surprisingly controversy free, until last night. Now, the controversy only started, when an Aravean singer started to sing about Ardoki: 'The Nation that Does No Wrong'- [Trademark: Alistaire Moriarty, 2015]."
*Clip of Song Plays*
"The government of Ardoki, responded in the only way it knows how... Whining about how 'offensive, and reactionary' it was on its state owned media outlet: GEBC News. (I'm using the term 'news' loosely.) But it didn't end there! Oh no no no, it didn't end there, folks... Now this is a disclaimer for any people in the audience, this upcoming clip isn't for the fainthearted, pregnant women, people with heart conditions, and especially not for people that are easily sexually aroused... Alright, roll the clip."
*Entire Video Response From Alistaire Moriarty Plays*
*Surprised Pause* "I've seen that video, like four times today, and I'm still speechless. Let me regain my composure after this blast of 'glorious and stronk Ardokian culture.' W-what the hell was that? 'Long Live Ardoki! We are civilized!' Civilized? Not with those dance moves, pasty. You might want to get your groove back, *cough*Hitler*cough* Alistaire. Moriarty, is like the guy that nobody invited to go to a party, yet he shows up anyways with a bunch of his weird friends, and it ruins the mood."
"In other news, Moriarty's coming out with a new album this week titled: '99 Problems and a Reactionary Ain't One'"
*Shows a fake album cover of Alistaire Moriarty, crouching down on a sidewalk at night.*
"Hoooo, after that, the musical hilarity only continued: With some dutchman that wished he was Lebanese, singing about James Chamoun, and my personal favorite, some skinhead Bolreigan."
*Shows Video Clip of Igor Starnalf-Draljituz*
*Snaps Fingers along to the heavy metal ballad* "Man, that is something that'll make my ears bleed with joy! Thank you Igor Starnalf-Something Croatian. Thanks for this fantastic 'white power' ballad! Also, thank you for including us Dorians into your heavy metal thrashfest. Kill all the Gorsa-wogs... I agree! Who was Igor opening for? 'Helga Hitler and the Holocaust Deniers'?"
"Remember kids, advocating genocide of entire ethnic groups that you don't like is in style! Ah, Bolrieg: Come for the vibrant eastern-European culture, Stay for the racism and holocaust denial..."
"Alright everyone have a good night!"

[Ardoki]

"Unity, Order, and Learning for the Greater Empire!"

Imperial Ministry of the Exterior

Greater Empire of All the Ardokians

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To: The Anime Reality Empire of Flardania
Subject: An Improvement in Relations
Urgency: High
Encryption: High
Decryption:

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To whom it may concern,

His Divine Imperial and Royal Majesty, God-Emperor Henry-Alexander XXVIII received a news report from your country and understands the concerns you and your countrymen may have. His Divine Imperial and Royal Majesty hereby invites a representative of your nation to Imperial City, where we can talk about the normalisation of relations between our two countries. We hope you can spare the time.

In the Name of His Imperial and Royal Majesty Henry-Alexander XXVIII, Patriarch of the Imperial House of Masterson, Imperatormagnus of the Greater Empire of All the Ardokians, King of All the Ancient Kingdoms, Born in the Purple, Patron of Reason and Science, Defender of Imperial Civic Humanism, Protector of the Greater Empire. Long May He Reign.

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This Message is Approved by His Imperial and Royal Majesty and Sent by;

Her Excellency, Georgeanna Tyrrell
Imperial Minister of the Exterior of the Greater Empire of All the Ardokians

Greater Empire of All the Ardokians

[Riysa]

Except from: An Evening with Uday Tajjar
(Ikhbar al-Watan)
Translation (AR-ENG): Ikhbar al-Watan English

IV: So, Uday, about your latest performance in Inshikawa - how was it? I heard that many artists used it as a time to parody Ardoki, after they tried singing about a "New World Order" in the latest Worldvision contest.

UT: *laughs* Well, Ihab, it was certainly a lot of fun. Of course, we sung many different songs; I sung "Courage, Honor, Steadfastness," and my latest song commemorating the 40th anniversary of the Unification of Riysa, titled "Hekayat Riysa" (The Stories of Riysa). But as you said, we did have plenty of fun mocking them after they embarrassed themselves like that on the world stage.

IV: *laughs* Well, I hope they don't try that again. I heard that they weren't even acknowledged afterwards.

UT: Me neither, haha. Between me, you, the millions watching this, and the angry Ardokians that will eventually respond, it made me more depressed than the fighting in the Middle East.

IV: *grins* So, after the festival, you posted a message on social media saying that "Ardokians" are not a real ethnicity. Do you believe this, or was this just trying to elicit a reaction?

UT: I do, though admittedly I wanted to see how they would react. *winks* And it worked excellently! Alastaire raged so hard that he tried to sing. And now, they had to deliver their latest message by dance in order to help recover their ego. Its so outlandish, it honestly makes my day.

IV: Can you elaborate a bit on the Ardokians?

UT: Well, Ihab, the Ardokians live in a totalitarian state where they're taught to worship the leader and see everyone as racially inferior. Essentially, its North Korea, but with Europeans instead of East Asians. Their history is completely revised, covering up the fact that, again, they were complete savages until the Anglandians came along. Their government likes to claim the superiority of their nation, conveniently glossing over that piece of archaeological truth.

UT: *laughs* Though, I admit that I've been a bit sloppy in my statement - they copied from us, actually! We Syrians invented everything relevant to civilization - city-building, farming, metalworking, iron, and so on. The plough didn't reach Europe until 4,500 BC, when we had already been using it for 1,500 years beforehand. We mined copper 11,000 years ago, in 9,000 BC, when Europe didn't start working with copper until 4,000 years later. We invented sanitation systems in 6,500 BC, while they were still drinking out of the same swamps they defecated in. I guess that's why they haven't responded as strongly to us; they know that we're the inheritors of civilization, and they don't want to push their luck.

IV: *laughs* Well, I can certainly say that the Ardokians aren't going to be happy about that.

UT: *laughs* I plan on it.

IV: So, moving on to a new topic. You served as a sergeant for several years in the Joint Ground Forces before deciding to become a singer when you retired. What made you chose such a widely different career path?

UT: *grins* Well, that's a long story...

[Flardania]

The Taisuist Republic of Flardania "ユニティ、平等、多様性" "Unity, Equality, Diversity" Origin: Office of Arata Kasuga Sender: Arata Kasuga, Dirigeant of Flardania Recipient:Georgeanna Tyrrell Subject:In regards to your invitation Date: 5/30/20XX Encryption:High Bonjour et Kon'nichiwa, Flardania seeks no animosity where it is not needed. For that reason we will try the idea of meeting again. I will send a representative along with 3 agents of CP 9, 3 guards, and a FBC news crew. Should you accept they shall arrive at Imperial City, a quick photo op at the airport, afterwards we go handle business and see if we can actually move towards normalizing relations. Once the talks have ended whether successful or not my representatives will return home and with simply completing talks and a safe return our trust in your nation increases. Do we have an agreement? Regards, Mr. Arata Kasuga Diregrant De La République Autocratic De Flardania

[McNernia]

A MCNERNIAN MARCH-IDRIAN ARMY IN ORIGIN, TRANSLATED FROM HINDI

The world is burning, fire falls down from the sky, sound the call oh mighty warriors

"In your name Emperor" Our battle cry.

Hold the line and beat back the night, the Empire the greatest Light.

Look now the Emperor in the Fore he stands, with Shivas spear in his hand.

We must fight for him, we are the great Lions of Idria.

Fight the foe and never waver, summon the Emperors Eagles from on High.