by SaintB » Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:26 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:46 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by SaintB » Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:45 am
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Yavyrus yawned. He had stayed up quite late the previous night doing what he did best, and now wasn't really in the right frame of mind for training, and while food sounded good his stomach was not yet empty enough - And a good-looking man like the Great Whore of the Plains would never overeat. Standing around doing nothing didn't sound good to him either.
>Action Inventory
<Action>
GOTO Gym
GOTO Library
GOTO Cafeteria
>Explore School
Interact
<Explore School>
Yavyrus strolled off down a random hallway, his destination unknown even to himself. What he might find in the vaunted halls of the legendary academy remained to be seen...
by Krytonus » Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:00 am
UNKNOWN MEAT: Well, at least it's edible. You think.
The Irishman who doesn't drink, nursing a Pepsi in the corner of The Pub.
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Dec 28, 2014 11:42 am
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by SaintB » Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:16 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:>Action Inventory
<Action>
>GOTO Library
GOTO Gymnasium
GOTO Cafeteria
Interact
<GOTO Library>
Yavyrus skipped past the janitors, merrily making his way through the halls until he arrived at the Library. He knew this place well, having had many encounters - Paid ones, of course - During the nights. The Library was one of the few places a pair - Or more - Of men and women with urges may go to relieve such needs without alerting the teachers or staff, helped by the Librarian having been a regular customer of Yavyrus back in his early days of whoring all over the plains, almost to the point of gaining freebies and HP boosts. But all that was long ago, and while the Librarian and Yavyrus occasionally continued their proud tradition all of Yavyrus' old class EXP had been flushed away when he chose to become a Warrior, even his seduction Abilities.
While reminiscing about the erotic past was fun, Yavyrus was here for another reason. He still didn't feel like eating, nor did he feel like training his body. Instead, he chose to train his mind. He strolled down the aisles until he found the shelf he was looking for.
>Action Inventory
<Action>
Leave Library
>Interact
<Interact>
YAVYRUS obtained DICTIONARY
DICTIONARY added to INVENTORY
Yavyrus made his way to one of the tables and sat in the chair.
Action >Inventory
<Inventory>
Equip
Health
>Quest
<Quest>
>Dictionary
<Dictionary>
YAVYRUS began reading DICTIONARY
YAVYRUS looked up term MMO
by SaintB » Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:22 pm
Krytonus wrote:YOU have just finished your TRAINING SESSION. It seems like there isn't much still to do here. So, what will you do?
>Karyan: Have lunch.
>Karyan: Do some extra training.
>Karyan: Have lunch.
You make your way to the CAFETERIA unopposed. Why would somebody oppose you anyway? Stop being stupid. The CAFETERIA is relatively empty, and you quickly reach the front of the QUEUE. What will you have to EAT?
>Take some of that UNKNOWN MEAT.
You reluctantly take some UNKNOWN MEAT.UNKNOWN MEAT: Well, at least it's edible. You think.
You take a bite. It tastes a bit like OLD CHICKEN. You try not to gag.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:39 am
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Cuprum » Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:17 am
by Krytonus » Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:36 am
SaintB wrote:Krytonus wrote:YOU have just finished your TRAINING SESSION. It seems like there isn't much still to do here. So, what will you do?
>Karyan: Have lunch.
>Karyan: Do some extra training.
>Karyan: Have lunch.
You make your way to the CAFETERIA unopposed. Why would somebody oppose you anyway? Stop being stupid. The CAFETERIA is relatively empty, and you quickly reach the front of the QUEUE. What will you have to EAT?
>Take some of that UNKNOWN MEAT.
You reluctantly take some UNKNOWN MEAT.UNKNOWN MEAT: Well, at least it's edible. You think.
You take a bite. It tastes a bit like OLD CHICKEN. You try not to gag.
You should have known better than to eat unknown meat at this school. Regardless lunch has been accomplished and you gain 5 Quest Experience! Your EXP is now 5/100!
Now that your belly is full of something (kind of) edible you can...
GO TO THE LIBRARY
GO TO THE GYMNASIUM
EXPLORE THE ACADEMY
The Irishman who doesn't drink, nursing a Pepsi in the corner of The Pub.
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.
by SaintB » Mon Dec 29, 2014 6:50 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:>Action Inventory
<Action>
Read Equipment
Read Combat
Read Abilities
>Leave Library
<Leave Library>
Yavyrus gets up and leaves the Library, somewhat enlightened by looking up a single definition. Stupid enchanted books that teleport after you read one thing...
GOTO Library
GOTO Gym
>GOTO Cafeteria
<GOTO Cafeteria>
Finally, hunger. Yavyrus stretches, bones and muscles popping a bit. He begins making his way to the Cafeteria, hoping that there is still time for eating. Arriving without having to service a client - Surprisingly enough - Yavyrus gets into line like the other students and waits for food. This time there were no special favours, so Yavyrus got the same UNKNOWN MEAT as everybody else.
Taking his food to a solitary table away from the other students, Yavyrus sat down and began to eat the UNKNOWN MEAT.
by SaintB » Mon Dec 29, 2014 7:12 pm
Cuprum wrote:It's 8 o'clock on a Friday morning, I'm trying to keep my back from the wall.The prophets and their pawns have had another success and I'm wondering why we bother at all. I think about my future on cold winter mornings, shall i go to school or shall i visit a brothel. My lust, or my education, that is the question whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer the Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune.
>Action Inventory
<Action>
GO TO THE LIBRARY
>GO TO THE GYMNASIUM
GO TO THE CAFETERIA
EXPLORE THE SCHOOL
Interact
<Go to the gymnasium>(Image)
Time to do some wrestling and relief the spirit, i need strength, more strength means more power to my weak body, I'm not sure if someone will understand my point of view but I'm going to bring out the animal in me...
by SaintB » Mon Dec 29, 2014 7:19 pm
Krytonus wrote:SaintB wrote:You should have known better than to eat unknown meat at this school. Regardless lunch has been accomplished and you gain 5 Quest Experience! Your EXP is now 5/100!
Now that your belly is full of something (kind of) edible you can...
GO TO THE LIBRARY
GO TO THE GYMNASIUM
EXPLORE THE ACADEMY
Yeah, that's probably enough "food" for one day. You shudder. Still, look at all that shiny XP. You need MORE.
>Go to the Library.
Sure, why not. You got nothing better to do.
Ah, the LIBRARY. It has books. That's more or less it. This place is kinda shitty.
>Find a book to read, you loser.
Well, there's no need for that kind of rudeness. Whatever, fine. You search along the SHELVES until you find a rather nice book- FIRE SPELLS FOR DUMMIES. Now that could be useful. You open the book and start reading.
by Cuprum » Mon Dec 29, 2014 10:08 pm
SaintB wrote:Cuprum wrote:It's 8 o'clock on a Friday morning, I'm trying to keep my back from the wall.The prophets and their pawns have had another success and I'm wondering why we bother at all. I think about my future on cold winter mornings, shall i go to school or shall i visit a brothel. My lust, or my education, that is the question whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer the Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune.
>Action Inventory
<Action>
GO TO THE LIBRARY
>GO TO THE GYMNASIUM
GO TO THE CAFETERIA
EXPLORE THE SCHOOL
Interact
<Go to the gymnasium>(Image)
Time to do some wrestling and relief the spirit, i need strength, more strength means more power to my weak body, I'm not sure if someone will understand my point of view but I'm going to bring out the animal in me...
The combat trainer is here drilling the new kids int he academy, testing their endurance and putting them through their paces to see where they stand. You remember going through this yourself. When he sees his favorite student he grins.
Trainer: Andros! Good to see you! I heard that the simulator broke down again and you got out of taking your final. How about we go a round or two to keep the blood pumping for when the test does come around?
Do you want to spar with Trainer?
YES
NO
by Krytonus » Tue Dec 30, 2014 5:42 am
SaintB wrote:Krytonus wrote:
Yeah, that's probably enough "food" for one day. You shudder. Still, look at all that shiny XP. You need MORE.
>Go to the Library.
Sure, why not. You got nothing better to do.
Ah, the LIBRARY. It has books. That's more or less it. This place is kinda shitty.
>Find a book to read, you loser.
Well, there's no need for that kind of rudeness. Whatever, fine. You search along the SHELVES until you find a rather nice book- FIRE SPELLS FOR DUMMIES. Now that could be useful. You open the book and start reading.
Fire Spells for Dummies: Fire spells are spells that burn things with magical fire. Wizards learn fire spells as they gain levels.
Well that was helpful...
Since you have extra time to study for your final maybe you should check out the available books on EQUIPMENT, COMBAT, and SPECIAL ABILITIES?
READ ABOUT EQUIPMENT
READ ABOUT COMBAT
READ ABOUT SPECIAL ABILITIES
Or you could leave the area and...
GO TO THE GYMNASIUM
GO TO THE CAFETERIA
The Irishman who doesn't drink, nursing a Pepsi in the corner of The Pub.
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.
by SaintB » Fri Jan 02, 2015 4:42 pm
Cuprum wrote:SaintB wrote:
The combat trainer is here drilling the new kids int he academy, testing their endurance and putting them through their paces to see where they stand. You remember going through this yourself. When he sees his favorite student he grins.
Trainer: Andros! Good to see you! I heard that the simulator broke down again and you got out of taking your final. How about we go a round or two to keep the blood pumping for when the test does come around?
Do you want to spar with Trainer?
YES
NO
Do you want to spar with Trainer?
>YES
NO
''I gonna kick that thrall ass!''
by SaintB » Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:03 pm
Krytonus wrote:SaintB wrote:Fire Spells for Dummies: Fire spells are spells that burn things with magical fire. Wizards learn fire spells as they gain levels.
Well that was helpful...
Since you have extra time to study for your final maybe you should check out the available books on EQUIPMENT, COMBAT, and SPECIAL ABILITIES?
READ ABOUT EQUIPMENT
READ ABOUT COMBAT
READ ABOUT SPECIAL ABILITIES
Or you could leave the area and...
GO TO THE GYMNASIUM
GO TO THE CAFETERIA
You were hoping to learn a few spells, but as usual this place is useless.
You decide to read more.
>Read about special abilities.
SPECIAL ABILITIES FOR DUNCES.
Wow, look at all the variety in this place.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:44 am
SaintB wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:>Action Inventory
<Action>
Read Equipment
Read Combat
Read Abilities
>Leave Library
<Leave Library>
Yavyrus gets up and leaves the Library, somewhat enlightened by looking up a single definition. Stupid enchanted books that teleport after you read one thing...
GOTO Library
GOTO Gym
>GOTO Cafeteria
<GOTO Cafeteria>
Finally, hunger. Yavyrus stretches, bones and muscles popping a bit. He begins making his way to the Cafeteria, hoping that there is still time for eating. Arriving without having to service a client - Surprisingly enough - Yavyrus gets into line like the other students and waits for food. This time there were no special favours, so Yavyrus got the same UNKNOWN MEAT as everybody else.
Taking his food to a solitary table away from the other students, Yavyrus sat down and began to eat the UNKNOWN MEAT.
The unknown meat is certainly a challenge worthy of a PC character. You know this for a fact since you get 5 Quest Experience! Your EXP is now 5/100!
Now you really should head to the GYMNASIUM for combat practice or the LIBRARY for information.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Cuprum » Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:43 pm
SaintB wrote:
That's great news! Stand back newbies because Andros is going to show you how its done!
The world fades away to be replaced with a battle screen that is a sand pit with only the two of you standing in it.
The first thing Andros is going to do is make a basic attack. He will do that by selecting ATTACK on his battle menu on the lower right of his combat screen and then picking me as his target.Battle Menu
ATTACK
SPECIAL
ITEM
RETREAT
by Krytonus » Wed Jan 07, 2015 5:46 am
SaintB wrote:Krytonus wrote:
You were hoping to learn a few spells, but as usual this place is useless.
You decide to read more.
>Read about special abilities.
SPECIAL ABILITIES FOR DUNCES.
Wow, look at all the variety in this place.
SPECIAL ABILITIES FOR DUNCES: All heroes and many monsters have special abilities that can be used in combat. Special abilities as you may have already guessed are abilities that are special to the class or individual and give them an edge over more mundane opponents. The use of a special ability is tiring however and draws from the user's store of energy that is known colloquially as AP, when AP runs out or if a hero has too little left in reserve a special ability cannot be used. There is good news about AP though! AP goes up as certain attributes improve and can be restored by all varieties of turkey sandwiches and even some special abilities and as an added bonus the adrenaline rush of battle restores a point of AP for every round of combat.
As you gain power and progress in levels you will get more and more powerful special abilities to use in a fight. Warrior special abilities show their skill at arms, rogue's abilities are a huge part of their sly reputation, and wizards use magic spells to lay waste to their opponents or benefit their allies! Special abilities can be activated by selecting SPECIAL on the combat menu that is located on the bottom right of every battle screen so next time you find yourself being assaulted by a drooling horror beast have fun and remember to use your special abilities!
That book might have been short but it was informative and enough to give you 5 Quest Experience! Your EXP is now 5/100!
The library still has tomes on EQUIPMENT, and COMBAT that you could read:
READ ABOUT EQUIPMENT
READ ABOUT COMBAT
Or you could leave the area and...
GO TO THE GYMNASIUM
GO TO THE CAFETERIA
The Irishman who doesn't drink, nursing a Pepsi in the corner of The Pub.
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.
by SaintB » Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:48 pm
Cuprum wrote:SaintB wrote:That's great news! Stand back newbies because Andros is going to show you how its done!
The world fades away to be replaced with a battle screen that is a sand pit with only the two of you standing in it.
The first thing Andros is going to do is make a basic attack. He will do that by selecting ATTACK on his battle menu on the lower right of his combat screen and then picking me as his target.Battle Menu
ATTACK
SPECIAL
ITEM
RETREAT
Now you are going to feel my fury geezer, GUARD!Battle Menu
ATTACK
SPECIAL
ITEM
RETREAT
by Cuprum » Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:21 am
SaintB wrote:
You feel a little silly doing it but you swing at the air in front of you because this is how we fight in Acraria and the trainer gets hit!
Trainer loses 9 HP!
Trainer: BAM! Pow! That's how you strike a blow noobs!
No BS; Trainer flexes his muscles and shows everyone his new awesome cut. You think he may not be all right in the head...
Trainer: Usually in the flow of battle it would be my turn to take an action but this is practice and for demonstration so I'm holding my attack this time so that Andros can show you how a shield is used. He's going to select GUARD under the SPECIAL tab on his battle menu now, then I'm gonna get a lick in.Battle Menu
ATTACK
SPECIAL
ITEM
RETREAT
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Fri Jan 09, 2015 8:49 pm
Cuprum wrote:SaintB wrote:
You feel a little silly doing it but you swing at the air in front of you because this is how we fight in Acraria and the trainer gets hit!
Trainer loses 9 HP!
Trainer: BAM! Pow! That's how you strike a blow noobs!
No BS; Trainer flexes his muscles and shows everyone his new awesome cut. You think he may not be all right in the head...
Trainer: Usually in the flow of battle it would be my turn to take an action but this is practice and for demonstration so I'm holding my attack this time so that Andros can show you how a shield is used. He's going to select GUARD under the SPECIAL tab on his battle menu now, then I'm gonna get a lick in.Battle Menu
ATTACK
SPECIAL
ITEM
RETREAT
Want more, now i gonna hit you with al' i got, GUARD!Battle Menu
ATTACK
SPECIAL
ITEM
RETREAT
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Mundeo » Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:57 pm
by SaintB » Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:30 pm
Cuprum wrote:SaintB wrote:
You feel a little silly doing it but you swing at the air in front of you because this is how we fight in Acraria and the trainer gets hit!
Trainer loses 9 HP!
Trainer: BAM! Pow! That's how you strike a blow noobs!
No BS; Trainer flexes his muscles and shows everyone his new awesome cut. You think he may not be all right in the head...
Trainer: Usually in the flow of battle it would be my turn to take an action but this is practice and for demonstration so I'm holding my attack this time so that Andros can show you how a shield is used. He's going to select GUARD under the SPECIAL tab on his battle menu now, then I'm gonna get a lick in.Battle Menu
ATTACK
SPECIAL
ITEM
RETREAT
Want more, now i gonna hit you with al' i got, GUARD!Battle Menu
ATTACK
SPECIAL
ITEM
RETREAT
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