by Newne Thernania » Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:24 pm
by Newne Thernania » Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:51 pm
by Newne Thernania » Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:34 pm
by Bendicion » Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:42 pm
Chaotic Sparkles,c.2023 wrote:this was just one hamster that took on the world and that hamster has now been maintained as governor.
The Sapientia, c.2014 wrote:”You'll be back. Once you start , you can never stop”
LWU gtrf0129 c. 2022 wrote:This raid was so powerful that the power went out in my house lol
by Newne Thernania » Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:46 pm
Bendicion wrote:The Union of Bendicion will jelp Newne Thernaria with its supplies.We will not give troops however.
by Mareepistan » Sun Dec 21, 2014 9:17 pm
by Newne Thernania » Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:25 am
Mareepistan wrote:Suddenly the Newne Thernanian Emperor's I dictator phone rang. It was Glorious Dear Leader from Mareepistan.
"If you can get to the Glorious People's Democratic Republic of Mareepistan and meet me then I might send the Glorious People's Revolutionary Liberation Army to help you reclaim the throne." says Glorious Dear Leader.
by Mareepistan » Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:56 am
Newne Thernania wrote:Mareepistan wrote:Suddenly the Newne Thernanian Emperor's I dictator phone rang. It was Glorious Dear Leader from Mareepistan.
"If you can get to the Glorious People's Democratic Republic of Mareepistan and meet me then I might send the Glorious People's Revolutionary Liberation Army to help you reclaim the throne." says Glorious Dear Leader.
empeor Chai josen was thrilled.
" i'll be there in an hour!"
he sped off toward the airport.
by Newne Thernania » Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:27 pm
Mareepistan wrote:Newne Thernania wrote: empeor Chai josen was thrilled.
" i'll be there in an hour!"
he sped off toward the airport.
Glorious Dear Leader spoke to Emperor Chai Josen. "We'll let you into our airspace then ; but no planes fly to Mareepistan from anywhere else."
The Chief Advisor came to Glorious Dear Leader. "Glorious Dear Leader" he said, "Why don't we send one of our glorious revolutionary military planes to pick him up?"
"I was just about to do that." said Glorious Dear Leader. Chief Advisor was silly for thinking that Glorious Dear Leader hadn't thought of that ; Glorious Dear Leader was the cleverest man in the entire world. Despite being born with all the knowledge in the world already inside his head, Glorious Dear Leader still went to school. Of course, Glorious Dear Leader never dropped a mark in any test, and he graduated at the top of his and all the other classes in the school.
Back on the phone, he said "There will be a glorious Mareepistani plane waiting for you. We know who you are so don't worry about it! See you soon!"
by Mareepistan » Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:35 pm
Newne Thernania wrote:Josen got onboard the plane and took off.
" here I go!"
by Newne Thernania » Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:59 pm
by The Aspari Syndicate » Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:55 pm
To the Emperor-in-exile Chai Josen,
Greetings once again from the Aspari Syndicate. If you'd like our assistance in this war, simply say the word; we have a standing contract with the Monarchists, and we'd be happy to aid your forces in the suppression of this uprising. Feel free to contact me at the usual number.
You-Know-Who
Director of Interventions
The Aspari Syndicate
by Newne Thernania » Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:06 pm
The Aspari Syndicate wrote:Rhyne Winters rubbed her eyes. It seemed that there was yet another revolution going on in Newne Thernania, and that the monarchist leader had fled the country. She shook her head and took another sip of her tea; at least this one had the sense to flee rather than eating his gun like the last four or five generals and presidents had. A deft swipe of her hand brought up the extraction proceedings from the Thernanian Foothill's Enclave; it seemed they were close to 90% through the mineral wealth available at their current locale. Luckily, the Aspari acquisitions during the last revolution had secured arable farmland, and thus their overhead was substantially lowered due to the locally available food and goods. She briefly contemplated withdrawing the Enclave, but she dismissed the idea; even if industrial work was becoming less profitable, war was always a money-maker, and no one warred quite as often or entertainingly as Thernanians. She patched a message through to Mr. Josen's IDictator with an offer, as usual. The Aspari military presence in the area had been increased somewhat since last time, and the addition of several air fields ensured that their forces could strike quickly and decisively during conflicts such as this.To the Emperor-in-exile Chai Josen,
Greetings once again from the Aspari Syndicate. If you'd like our assistance in this war, simply say the word; we have a standing contract with the Monarchists, and we'd be happy to aid your forces in the suppression of this uprising. Feel free to contact me at the usual number.
You-Know-Who
Director of Interventions
The Aspari Syndicate
To: Aspari syndicate
we would like some assistance in this war, as we have already suffered horrible losses and military blunders you might find amusing. we have lost over 40% of our territory, and the thernanian navy is not loyal to us, but this fact is of little importance, as the fleet is away on some other conflict. I sincerely hope to hear from you again soon.
by Mareepistan » Mon Dec 22, 2014 5:15 pm
Newne Thernania wrote:chai josen just nods and thanks her.
" so, how many troops would you send? 10,000? 20,000?"
josen sits back in the chair and smokes his favorite cigar,
" i need to reclaim my throne, as you know."
by Newne Thernania » Thu Dec 25, 2014 8:28 am
Mareepistan wrote:Newne Thernania wrote:chai josen just nods and thanks her.
" so, how many troops would you send? 10,000? 20,000?"
josen sits back in the chair and smokes his favorite cigar,
" i need to reclaim my throne, as you know."
Glorious Dear Leader was happy to see the visitor. He had even told his many female admirers to leave him alone for a short period of time, whilst he discussed things with the Newne Thernanians.
"It depends on how strong the rebel pigs are. I should think that 50,000 of our finest soldiers of the Glorious People's Revolutionary Liberation Army should do. Along with tanks and other things. Do you have a map of Newne Thernania on your I-dictator there? I could do with refreshing my memory of the place."
In a (glorious, of course) military base in Mareepistan, Challenger II tanks rumbled to life. They were practicing for the invasion of Newne Thernania. B-52s were being loaded.A general spoke to some troops inside the base. "Glorious Dear Leader has seen it fit to take military action against the failure known as Takeda! Unfortunately Glorious Dear Leader cannot go to Newne Thernania himself and kill all the bad guys like he normally would, but that is because his efforts are being directed in other places, for the Glory of the Glorious People's Democratic Republic! So it is up to us to be honourable for Mareepistan! Be thankful that you have the honour and glory and pleasure of doing the will of such a superior being! Praise the Glorious Great Leader!"
by Mareepistan » Thu Dec 25, 2014 8:47 am
by Newne Thernania » Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:26 am
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