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Chocolate Calamities
The Issue:After a recent discovery that @@NATION@@’s leading confectionary company showed that chocolate bars manufactured by @@NATION@@’s leading confectionary company is filled with no cocoa, and instead a dangerous lookalike.
Validity:Not valid for nations that have outlawed Junk Food.
Options
[option]: “We need to do something about this!” screams anxious consumer and chocolate connoisseur @@RANDOMNAME@@, “I want to eat chocolate knowing that there’s nothing tainted. There needs to be regulation on how much cocoa there should be. There needs to be a minimum. Please @@LEADER@@, we want to eat chocolate, and know that it’s safe!”
[effect]Chocolate bars are now 100% cocoa.
[stats]-3 economy, +3 health, -2 unexpected death rate
[option]”Now, now, let’s talk for a minute.” Says CEO of @@NATION@@’s leading confectionary company,@@RANDOMNAME@@ “The reason we don’t use cocoa is that it’s expensive. I hope you can understand it. Let me tell you something, if you can allow me to keep not using cocoa, I’ll give you a discount for you and your family, in-fact how about I make it free? You know you want it.”
[effect]Consumers are complaining about vomiting and feeling sick after digesting a chocolate bar.
[stats]+3 economy, -4 health, +2 unexpected death rate
[option]”I have a ‘different’ idea for this situation, says your shady Minister for Propaganda, while rubbing their hands slowly, “How about we put some mind-altering drugs into the chocolate. That way, everyone will vote for you, and like you. It’s great, except for those who don’t like chocolate.”
[effect]Popularity for @@LEADER@@ has soared to an all-time high.
[stats]+3 authoritarianism, +3 unexpected death rate, -3 Health
