International Baseball Slam VII [Everything thread]

by **Patistan** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:21 am

Welcome to the 7th edition of The International Baseball Slam, proudly hosted by Patistan. This is the everything thread,where you post your RP's and rosters. This is the OOC thread where all of your comments which are not RP'S or rosters must go. Please do not post here if you haven't signed up . Now to tell you about the way the tournament shall go. If your looking for it my host bid can be seen here

Schedule

We have 28 teams signed up so their shall be 7 groups of 4, with the top 2 from each and 2 best overall third placed teams acceding to the Round of 16.

Thursday,9th October: Everything thread goes up
Friday,10th October: Group draw
Saturday,11th October: 1 vs 4, 2 vs 3
Sunday,12th October: 4 VS 3, 1 VS 2
Monday, 13th October: 2 VS 4, 3 VS 1
Tuesday,14th October: Off day
Wednesday, 15th October-17th October: All happens again but with Home and Away reversed
Saturday, 18th October: If needed Tie Breaker game,if not needed then off day
Sunday, 19th October-21st October: Round of 16
Thursday, 23rd October- 25th October: Quarter-Finals
Monday, 27th October-29th October: Semi-Finals
Friday, 31st October- 2nd November: Final

The knockout stage shall not be seeded, so it will look like this...

Series 1: A1 VS B2
Series 2: B1 VS A2
Series 3: C1 VS D2
Series 4: D1 VS C2
Series 5: E1 VS F2
Series 6: F1 VS E2
Series 7 :G1 VS 3rd Place team
Series 8: G2 vs 3rd Place team

Then it will be the Quarter finals, which shall go like this

WS1 VS WS2
WS3 VS WS4
WS5 VS WS6
WS7 VS WS8

Then the Semi-Finas and the final.

Note: Cutoff time will be between 4:00-5:30 PM, UTC +5

RP Permissions

RP permissions are what you allow the other nation to RP you as, please respect the nations RP Permissions or they shall be consequences. You can add the RP permissions with your roster

Choose my Lineup: Y/N
Choose my Runscorers: Y/N
RP Injuries: Y/N
Godmod Injuries: Y/N
Follow my Rotation: Y/N
Eject my players: Y/N
Godmod other events: Y/N
Use DH at home: Y/N.

Group 1

Abnahflet Revolution
Patistan Green Grasses
Plemborian Royal Tarsiers
Organized States Eagles

Group 2

Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves
Coconut Isle
Wolfbenz Dir Wolves
Robsonien Blacks

Group 3

Estenia Blue stars
Darvale Flames
Trendstart Conquistadors
Stuzemstazem Blue Cows

Group 4

New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions
Nassau Eagles
Role Playing Wolves
Peruvian Highland Condors

Group 5

Nova Anglicana Lions
Garifunya Dolfijnen
United States Of Devonta Thundersticks
Bandwagon Shamrocks

Group 6

San Jose Guayabal Royals
Britonisea imaboy
Toulgeois Island Duck Biters
Gregory Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas

Group 7

Llamaland Tigers
Coconustan Trojans
Paymina Carnivore Duck
Darriti Red Snipers

by **Patistan** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:26 am

Patistan

Weather

Patistan in general is a country which isnt that cold or that hot,Tachi is a city where it can sometimes get intensely hot during the summers but when October appears the hotness starts retreating. Fujranwala is the coldest of the host cities,where at this time around it can easily get below 10 degrees Celsius. Tahore on the other hand is the most extreme host city,where in the summers you cannot go out unless you are in a air conditioned vehicle, while in the winter Tahore can be extremely cold and surprisingly wet.

Transportation

Public transportation is a must for cities like Tachi and Tahore. Tachi has a subway system and a bus system which is on 24/7. Tachi also has a fair number of cabs but they arent used as much as the buses due to the buses having low fares. Tahore also like Tachi has a subway system and a Bus system to but the bus system is slightly disorganized and chaotic then the one in Tachi. Fujranwala does not have a subway system as it isn't considered a major city, and the bus system for now has been suspended. For the competition though there will be cabs all around the city.

Language

Patistan has many languages spoken but the most widely used language is English so don't worry if your players get lost, our people will surely help them. After English comes Punjabi and then Urdu. Punjabi is the most spoken language in the city of Fujranwala,while Urdu is largely spoken in Tahore. You might also hear the Kulati language, which is spoken by natives of Patistan. Most of the natives reside in Tachi.

Money

Patistan's currency is the Tukee. A certain amount of Tukees which we cannot disclose to the public shall be given to the teams that our coming to Patistan. We cannot disclose the amount of money right now due to the public protesting against the central government on money issues.

Laws

They are laws that foreign,non-muslims should worry about. Patistan is an Islamic Republic, that does not mean we have Sharia it means that we are a Islamic welfare state that takes the Quran moderately. Alcohol shall not be allowed to consumed,Cannabis and other drugs shall not be allowed to be consumed either. Pork is also not to be consumed,instead halal food shall be given of the players choice. If a foreign player is found to be consuming any of these that player shall face consequences no matter what. Also you cannot play naked in the grounds,their has to be some material of clothing around you and your private parts.

Stadiums and Cities

Glad you asked. They are 3 cities that shall be hosting this event,Tachi,Tahore and Fujranwala. Each city has 2 grounds for the knockout stages that they will hold.

The grounds in Tachi are

The ones in Tahore are

The Ones in Fujranwala are

We hope you enjoy your stay in Patistan

by **Gregoryisgodistan** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:23 am

Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves

#4 2B Shirtmaker 9DHUAS (Bats Right/Throws Right Age 25)
#14 1B Chauffeur JJIASDES (L/R Age 30)
#3 LF Soldier JSIAISKS (L/R Age 32)
#33 C Enemy Crusher Bobby Furgles (R/R Age 24) - strikes out a lot, but when he hits it, it's going a long way; he is also very poor defensively and may be replaced late in games if we are winning.
#18 DH Barber LIEUIUSH (S/R Age 28)
#41 RF Lumberjack JSUUSI99387 (R/R Age 29)
#13 3B Grammar Enforcement Officer CUPSI19291 (R/R, Age 22)
#2 SS Cow Herder BYD1727 (R/R, Age 20)
#1 CF Executioner 9D8AH (L/L Age 34)

If there is no DH, move Barber LIEUIUSH to Right Field and Lumberjack JSUUSI99387 to center. Bench Executioner 9D8AH and bat the pitcher ninth.

Pitching Rotation (all pitchers bat the same way they throw except if noted)

#40 SP: Soldier USUALSO (R Age 26)
#74 SP: Slave Beater LSFSD9F9A (L Age 21)
#32 SP: Spelling Enforcement Officer 01AHH183 (R Age 28)
#60 SP: Pervert Chaser DPDUDU38 (R Age 24)

Bullpen:

#46 Long Relief: Slave Beater JUF8130 (R Age 28)
#29 Middle Relief: Lampmaker 82477GSS (L Age 32)
#47 Middle Relief: Carpenter DHHAUS (R Age 21)
#22 Set-up Man: Slave Beater QAIIZ1 (R Age 20)
#25 Set-up Man/Closer: Gruelmaker 128SUAUAUDY8181 (R Age 20)
#50 Closer: Chef SHSUUAISSADF (L/Switch hitter Age 20)

Bench:

#24 C: Grammar Enforcement Officer OOA0010 (R/R Age 31) (often brought in as a late-game defensive replacement.)
#26 1B: Slavecatcher LA1929ZBA (L/R Age 24)
#5 IF: Loyal Friend of Lord Almighty Gregory Speedy Berry (S/R Age 23)
#21 OF: Navy SuperAdmiral Kurt DeathToSanJoseGuayabal (L/L Age 28)
#34 1B/OF: Soldier XX1AMMZZ (R/R Age 29)

Coaching Staff:

#12 Manager: Retiree 913H012S
#67 Pitching Coach: Slave Catcher FHFHDIAFG13
#64 Hitting Coach: Deputy Sports Commissioner Hayes Charkoal
#65 Third Base Coach: Assistant Sports Minister Charlie Jordan
#66 First Base Coach: Schoolteacher 19DHAHE
#63 Bench Coach: Assistant Sports Minister Grant Armstrong

Stadium:

Due to the destruction of Lord Almighty Gregory Baseball Stadium by Wolfopian terrorists (OOC: actually a Gregoryisgodistani false flag), all home games will be played at Pervert Chaser NAUSJW Ballpark, formerly known as Covello Field, located in District 27, about half a mile from Covello Bay. It was renamed prior to the IBS to honor former pitching coach and pitcher Pervert Chaser NAUSJW who was arrested in New Wolfopolis during the World Baseball Classic for performing his job, castrating and dickapitating Mount Tamobet players competing in the nude. He is currently in Wolfopian prison. The arrest of Pervert Chaser NAUSJW led to Gregoryisgodistan adding New Wolfopolis to the Enemy List, which according to the Gregoryisgodistani government was the impetus for the terrorist attack.

Pervert Chaser NAUSJW Ballpark seats 4,000 fans. Beyond the fence is a small patch of woods. Beyond that are some luxury houses, and beyond that is Covello Bay and the District 27 Marina, where the wealthy dock their personal yachts. The marina also has space for foreign ships to dock. It can hold fairly large ships. Ships with capacities up to 50 people should be able to dock there, possibly more if they are small enough. The marina area is off limits to Gregoryisgodistani commoners, who will be executed if they trespass, but foreigners do not need to worry about that provided they have their papers. Teams can either fly into Lord Almighty Gregory National Airport in the Capital District and travel approximately 600 miles by bus or travel by boat, dock at the marina, and rent a bus to drive about a mile to the stadium. (Walking from the marina is also possible.) Teams traveling by boat should inform the Gregoryisgodistani government as soon as possible so that customs can meet them there and space can be made for their boat. Please include the number of people traveling with you.

RP:

Choose my Lineup No - follow what was posted.
Choose my Runscorers Yes
RP Injuries Yes, one per game.
Godmod Injuries Yes, but note the above restriction.
Follow my Rotation: Yes
Eject my players: Yes, one per game unless you eject a commensurate number of yours. For instance, you can eject three of my players if you eject two of yours. This includes coaches, who can be ejected but count towards the limit. An exception is that you can eject both my manager and my pitcher for throwing at a batter after a warning (as the rules say should happen) and this counts as one ejection.
Godmod other events: Yes, do anything except kill Lord Almighty Gregory, our head of state and official deity. Failed assassinations and fake assassinations using prop heads are fine. However, expect reciprocation. If you kill one of my players, that's fine, but I'm going to kill one of yours. If you don't TG me first to ask which one I'd be ok with killing, I won't TG you first, I'll just kill one, though if you kill a bench player I would kill one of your bench players, not a starter. I will do this WITHOUT CHECKING YOUR RP PERMISSIONS because it is far too complicated to figure out whether we'd both be in violation of each other's RP permissions or whether you made an exception, meaning we're both fine.
Other: If you do an RP involving my country, but do not mention it by name ("Gregoryisgodistan" without any formatting in the middle of the word such as striking "isgod" to make Gregory~~isgod~~istan) TG me to give me a heads up. You do not need to wait for permission, and there is a chance I won't bother to reply. I frequently search for mentions of my nation so I can reply to RP's, but if you don't mention it by name, I can't do that. If for whatever IC reason you refer to my country by some other name (Gregory~~isgod~~istan, Gregoryistan, Gregoryisnotgodistan, "that country with a name so blasphemous I cannot speak it" etc.) that is fine but either mention my country by name in an OOC note or TG me.
Use DH at home: Yes. But we're using official MLB rules, so if you have a starting pitcher who is a good hitter, you may bat him instead of a DH, but then you lose your right to a DH for the remainder of the game even if you go to the bullpen.

by **Robsonien** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:56 am

Robsonien Blacks

Starting Line Up

1B Tommy Hilario
2B Rodolfo Christen
3B Kurt Santelli
SS Jim Waggoner
LF Esteban Rempel
CF Casey Rickman
RF Buck Zahradnik
C Mathew Martens
DH Francisco Spoon

Pitching Rotation

SP Gerald Sue
SP Garrett Oyler
SP Jamaal Capron
SP Israel Charron
SP Edmond Binford

Bullpen:

LR Pablo Tito
LR Sherman Runyon
MR Elwood Saltz
MR Lou Arch
set-up Joshua Latham
set-up Joshua Latham
Left-handed specialist
Right-handed specialist
Closer Benton Halle
Closer Paris Mcqueeney

Bench:

C Trent Schweiger
1B Willard Peil
CF Gerard Ferrigno
RF Forrest Eugene
2B/SS Boyd Surace
3B Jackson House

Coaching Staff:

Manager: Matthew Yockey
Pitching Coach: Roman Agtarap
Hitting Coach: Roland Branton
Third Base Coach: Jay Hedgepeth
First Base Coach: Juan Howser
Bench Coach: Rocky Kjos

RP: feel free

by **Patistan** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:41 am

This shall also be edited into the OP

Group 1

Abnahflet Revolution
Patistan Green Grasses
Plemborian Royal Tarsiers
Organized States Eagles

Group 2

Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves
Coconut Isle
Wolfbenz Dir Wolves
Robsonien Blacks

Group 3

Estenia Blue stars
Darvale Flames
Trendstart Conquistadors
Stuzemstazem Blue Cows

Group 4

New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions
Nassau Eagles
Role Playing Wolves
Peruvian Highland Condors

Group 5

Nova Anglicana Lions
Garifunya Dolfijnen
United States Of Devonta Thundersticks
Bandwagon Shamrocks

Group 6

San Jose Guayabal Royals
Britonisea imaboy
Toulgeois Island Duck Biters
Gregory Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas

Group 7

Llamaland Tigers
Coconustan Trojans
Paymina Carnivore Duck
Darriti Red Snipers

by **Gregoryisgodistan** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 3:47 am

Bat Slaves drawn into Group 2

The Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves have been drawn into Group 2 for International Baseball Slam VII. Gregoryisgodistan first participated in the Slam for IBS II and has since won four of five championships. It will look to repeat as champions this time around. In Group 2 with the Bat Slaves are the Dwarfs from a nation with a forbidden fruity name (OOC: Coconut Isle) along with Wolfbenz and Robsonien, who are making their debut. The land of the forbidden fruit made its debut last IBS and was drawn into Gregoryisgodistan's group, which the Bat Slaves naturally won.

On the hill in Game 1 will be the young right-hander Soldier USUALSO. Fruity Isle has not yet posted a roster so we do not know who they are starting. If they do not release a roster by game time, we will be forced to use fake and highly insulting names. For now, we think we're going to call him Dumber Than Britonisea, but that could change if we feel like it. Dumber Than Britonisea might be a righthander and might be a lefthander. We're really not sure. But it should be an exciting game, particularly as the Bat Slaves look to punish the Dwarfs for using a forbidden fruity word in their nation name. It might even get them added to the Enemy List. Who knows? For now, the Bat Slaves are focused on this matchup, which will be followed by Robsonien and Wolfbenz.

In the Round of 16, the winner of Group 2 will face the runner-up of Group 1 and vice versa. This sets up the potential for a rematch with the Abanhfleft Revolution in the Round of 16. The two teams squared off in the championship "series" in Noburu Taiyou, which used the bizarre double elimination format. Gregoryisgodistan needed to win one game, while the Revolution needed to win two. Gregoryisgodistan took the first game and the championship.

This IBS also marks the first under the tenure of Gregoryisgodistani chairman Sports Minister Thomas Roberts, the former head of the Gregoryisgodistan Olympic Committee until he was appointed by the IBS bosses to replace the Llamanean chair following his resignation. Just yesterday, the Gregoryisgodistan Olympic Committee announced that it had hired Loyal Friend of Lord Almighty Gregory Frank Martolemew to be its new chairman. He was previously the chairman of the Gregoryisgodistani Judo Federation and it is unknown if he will retain that post as well.

Gregoryisgodistan is the heavy favorite to win the International Baseball Slam. Other contenders include Nova Anglicana, Super-Llamaland, and Abanhfleft. It is certain to be a fun tournament, so let's get it started.

by **Patistan** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 4:09 am

Cutoff. Results to come soon

Note: If Patistan or Paymina do get out of the group stage then their knockout matches shall be 3rd party scorinated

Group 1
Abanhfleft Revolution                        1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  1
Organized States Eagles                      0 0 0 2 0 1 0 0 X  3

Patistan Green Grasses                       0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0  1
Plemborian Royal Tarisers                    0 1 1 0 0 1 1 1 X  5


                                              Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Plemborian Royal Tarisers                    1   1  0    5   1  +4    3
2 Organized States Eagles                      1   1  0    3   1  +2    3
3 Abanhfleft Revolution                        1   0  1    1   3  −2    0
4 Patistan Green Grasses                       1   0  1    1   5  −4    0

Group 2
Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves                 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 3 0  4
Robsonien Blacks                             0 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 1  5

Coconut Isle                                 7 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0  9
Wolfbenze Dir Wolves                         0 0 0 2 2 2 0 0 0  6


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Coconut Isle                                 1   1  0    9   6  +3    3
2 Robsonien Blacks                             1   1  0    5   4  +1    3
3 Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves                 1   0  1    4   5  −1    0
4 Wolfbenze Dir Wolves                         1   0  1    6   9  −3    0

Group 3
Estenia Blue Stars                           0 0 7 1 0 2 0 0 0 10
Stuzemstazem Blue Cows                       1 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1  4

Darvale Flames                               0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0  2
Trendstart Conquistadors                     0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0  1


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Estenia Blue Stars                           1   1  0   10   4  +6    3
2 Darvale Flames                               1   1  0    2   1  +1    3
3 Trendstart Conquistadors                     1   0  1    1   2  −1    0
4 Stuzemstazem Blue Cows                       1   0  1    4  10  −6    0

]

Group 4
New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions              0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2  3
Peruvian Highland Condors                    0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4  4

Nassau Eagles                                0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0  1
Role Playing Wolves                          1 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 X  4


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Role Playing Wolves                          1   1  0    4   1  +3    3
2 Peruvian Highland Condors                    1   1  0    4   3  +1    3
3 New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions              1   0  1    3   4  −1    0
4 Nassau Eagles                                1   0  1    1   4  −3    0

Group 5
Nova Anglicana Lions                         0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0  2
Bandwagon Shamrocks                          3 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 X  5

Garifunya Dolfijnen                          0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  0
United States Of Devonta Thundersticks       2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 X  3


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Bandwagon Shamrocks                          1   1  0    5   2  +3    3
2 United States Of Devonta Thundersticks       1   1  0    3   0  +3    3
3 Nova Anglicana Lions                         1   0  1    2   5  −3    0
4 Garifunya Dolfijnen                          1   0  1    0   3  −3    0

Group 6
San Jose Guayabal Royals                     0 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0  3
Gregory Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas       2 0 1 0 2 3 0 0 X  8

Britonisea imaboy                            1 0 3 1 7 1 0 0 0 13
Toulgeois Island Duck Biters                 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1  1


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Britonisea imaboy                            1   1  0   13   1 +12    3
2 Gregory Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas       1   1  0    8   3  +5    3
3 San Jose Guayabal Royals                     1   0  1    3   8  −5    0
4 Toulgeois Island Duck Biters                 1   0  1    1  13 −12    0

Group 7
Llamaland Tigers                             0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0  1
Darriti Red Snipers                          0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 X  2

Coconustan Trojans                           1 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 2  6
Paymina Carnivore Duck                       0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0  1


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Coconustan Trojans                           1   1  0    6   1  +5    3
2 Darriti Red Snipers                          1   1  0    2   1  +1    3
3 Llamaland Tigers                             1   0  1    1   2  −1    0
4 Paymina Carnivore Duck                       1   0  1    1   6  −5    0

works? · by **Abanhfleft** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 4:25 am

ABANHFLEFT REVOLUTION
Abanhfleft men's national baseball team

After the debacle that was the Abanhfleft Revolution campaign for the 31st World Baseball Classic, the Abanhfleft Baseball Federation has decided that maybe the country is better off just sticking to the International Baseball Slam. Therefore the Revolution is back, and hoping to finally take the championship away from Gregory and his Bat Slaves.

RP PERMISSIONS
My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my runscorers: Yes, within reason
Choose my lineup: No, please stick to the starters as much as possible
Follow my pitching rotation: Yes, you must follow it to the letter
Godmod scoring events: No
RP injuries to my players: Yes, but TG me first
Godmod injuries to my players: No
Eject my players: No
Godmod other events: Yes, except killing my players or coaching staff, and please TG me before doing this
Use DH at home: Yes

by **Robsonien** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:22 am

In the first game of the International Baseball Slam VII
Winning the Blacks sensational 5-4 against the Gregoryisgodistan Bat slaves

We all had not expected this game
It is history, This will push the baseball, I am a baseball fan said the President, these are just a few newspaper headlines from Robsonien

Our small islands to be upside down. For the coach certainly not easy
the player to keep on the ground. after the game is before the game.
But at the moment it feels only good against such a good crew Won said starting pitcher Gerald Sue

by **Garifunya** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:49 am

Garifunya IBS VII Preview

The Dutch introduced baseball to Garifunya in the interwar period, with the first official baseball game being played between a team of Dutch soldiers and Dutch landholders in 1932, which the soldiers won 7-1. Baseball was (and still is somewhat) seen as the province of the Dutch and the upper classes, and it was not until 1947 that native Black Garifunyans organized a recognized baseball team. They had played unofficially, but in 1947 they held their first sanctioned match against the top amateur baseball team in Garifunya, composed of whites of Dutch ancestry. They lost 16-2, but by the time Garifunya won its independence from the Netherlands in early 1948, they had already achieved their first victory and their record against the white teams stood at 3-15.

Baseball continued to be a mostly white sport, and nearly went extinct during the period of junta rule (1974-1984). Fortunately, "Baas" Gillaat was a former player and a big fan, and so the Honkbal Lig van Garifunya was organized as the first professional baseball association in Garifunya in the year 1988.

In the last IBS, the Dolfijnen finished a respectable 11-13, for 3rd place in their group. They hope to improve this year, and they had better improve, because "Baas" Gillaat might put a permanent end to their careers if they don't.

Schedule

Game 1: Nova Anglicana vs. Garifunya
Game 2: United States of Devonta vs. Garifunya
Game 3: Bandwagon vs. Garifunya
Games 4-6: Same as 1-3, but home/away reversed

Nickname: Dolfijnen
Acronym: GAR
Style Mod (if applicable): -2

Home Stadium: Staad Nasyonal in the Capital of Frederykvil (7,000)

Roster (Racial/Ethnic Classification, Club)

Coaches

Eziekeel Companje #50, Black, Frederykvil Dolfijnen (Manager)

Geoff Gunneman #51, White, Vrijport Kapiteins (Hitting Coach)

Karim Veenstra #52, Black, Vrijbuiters van Mytelbeerg (Pitching Coach)

Saamul Overmars #53, Black, Roidutse Bwahakkers (1st Base Coach)

Rykaard Neihof #54, White, Frederykvil Heiligen (3rd Base Coach)

Starting Lineup w/o DH
SS Floryan Schoeten
CF Rico Ortwijn
3B Martin Diepman
RF Konraad Larruij
C Dierk Bolscher
1B Barent Grijn
LF Freddie Santing
2B Julius Thering
P Pitcher's Spot

Starting Lineup w/DH
SS Floryan Schoeten
CF Rico Oortwijn
3B Martin Diepman
RF Konraad Larruij
C Dierk Bolscher
DH Rutger Zanthuis vs LHP/Kaspar Smalbroek vs RHP
1B Barent Grijn
LF Freddie Santing
2B Julius Thering

My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my runscorers: Yes
Choose my lineup: No
Follow my pitching rotation: Yes
Godmod scoring events: No
RP injuries to my players: Yes, but not serious ones.
Godmod injuries to my players: No
Eject my players: Yes, not more than one per game.
Godmod other events: No
Use DH at home: Yes

by **Nova Anglicana** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:00 am

Nova Anglicana IBS VII Preview

In this their 5th IBS, the Nova Anglicana Lions look to bounce back from a disappointing IBS VI where they failed to make the semifinals, losing in the double-elimination quarterfinal round. They also disappointed in WBC 31, where they only made it to the quarterfinals despite being the hosts. They ran into the buzzsaw that is Super-Llamaland and crashed out. Nonetheless, they've got high hopes for IBS VII, being the third-best team by seeding in the entire event. The semifinals are a must and anything less would be a shock.

The Lions' roster has a different character from IBS VI, with the retirement of national team stalwarts Brice Napier, Martín Torrés, and Roman Jennings. The loss of the captain Jennings will probably cause the most public relations stir, but the reality is that young Kelvin Freeman is more than capable of stepping into his shoes, even though he has some improvement to do defensively. Similarly, Torrés' void can be filled by Lance Manning, who started over Torrés in IBS VI, and Khris Caldwell also played in place of Napier in IBS VI. Their veteran presence will be missed, but the youngsters are more than ready to replace their on-field contributions. Of greater concern is new captain Kareem Al-Aniz. Now two years older at 35, he will still be expected to carry the team power-wise and field his position. He is a step slower in what will probably be his final IBS, or at least his final IBS as a full-time 1B, and we may see him DH on the road if manager Graig Lowman feels that's the best option.

Joining the team are former prospects who are now established major leaguers. Replacing Napier on the squad is Barry Glover, the jolly giant from Aquae Sulis. He will play first when Al-Aniz DHs versus right-handers, and is a very likely late-game defensive replacement for Al-Aniz when the Lions need to protect a lead. Moving onto the squad in the outfield are Dana Jordan, a speed/defense/average combo reminiscent of former NT sub Teddy Cunningham. He will be expected to be a valuable pinch-runner or pinch-hitter or defensive replacement, needed most when Lowman needs to make a key strategic move. Finally, the slugging Pons Aelius right fielder Leon French will make his 2nd NT appearance (after playing in WBC 31). He'll DH against lefties and will be a key pinch-hit weapon. His defensive value is limited, so he's there to provide pop off the bench and in favorable matchups.

Schedule

MD1: Nova Anglicana vs. Bandwagon
MD2: Nova Anglicana vs. Garifunya
MD3: Nova Anglicana vs. United States of Devonta
MD4-6: Same as 1-3, but with home/away reversed

Nickname: Lions
Acronym: NA
Style Mod (if applicable): +1

Home Stadium: Archbishop Stadium in the Capital of Londinium (30,000)

Starting Rotation (order as given)
RHP #17 Felix Murphy, 32 - has settled in at big-league level, nearly unhittable slurve
RHP #27 Justin Garcia, 33 - electric fastball comes in 4 and 2-seam varieties, along with excellent slider, but struggles with command
LHP #36 Chris Keyes, 26 - features a 70 MPH, big, sweeping curve, has better control now than before, but has great stuff, looks have "Keyes to my heart" signs common at games
RHP #28 Nate Freeman, 27 - former top prospect had an inconsistent couple of years at big-league level, but has picked it up of late, devastating fastball/curve/change moves him into starting rotation
LHP #40 Brad Bryan, 25 - tall, slim frame with long arms, hides ball very well, nasty slider, velocity average, but great pitching instincts for someone so young

Bullpen
LHP #44 Noah Hawkins, 36 - fastball tops out at 88, but makes up for it with tough cutter, slider, change, and curve, demoted to long relief, could see spot starts
LHP #14 Kyle Pauley, 32 - setup man, can get lefties and righties with fastball/curve/changeup
RHP #32 André Leclerc, 34 - Quebecois throws a tough frisbee slider from a sidearm slot, death to righties
LHP #50 Ellis Rhodes, 37 - LOOGY (Left-handed One Out Guy) has tricky 2-seam, circle change, bad platoon splits
RHP #56 Sebastian Lafferty, 30, - great natural stuff, has developed into solid major league reliever, not easily rattled
RHP #39 Donté Smiley, 29, - splitter one of the best in the game, just vanishes, average fastball, practical jokester
RHP #37 Danny Hauser, 24, - 98 MPH fastball helped him K 156 in 136 big league innings, also walked 59, plenty of potential, lot of room for improvement, possible spot starter, another late-inning flamethrower
RHP #23 Trent Burkhardt, 31 - wild card of the staff, has been known to hit triple digits, but the next one could be at your head (by accident)
RHP #25 Jamey Conroy, 30 - graduated to national-team closer, led league in saves a year ago, hard, nasty 2-seamer from a low 3/4 slot

C #2 Josh Heckman (R/R), 32 - Heckman has great instincts behind the plate and is a tough man to strike out, is now familiar with the team, can handle any staff in the league impeccably
C #53 Lamar Ford, 24, (L/R), - Ford is no longer a rookie for the Londinium Capitols, lefty bat is his best tool, but his defense has greatly improved, good speed for catcher, loves spaghetti
C #18 Tommie Griffin, 27, (R/R), - Griffin gets Hightower's old number, big bat and big arm, poor lateral mobility, developing pitch-calling, extra pinch-hitter more than catcher

1B #22 Kareem Al-Aniz (L/R), 35 - this Sunni Muslim takes Fridays off to attend prayers, big black man with a big black beard and big black bat, mashes HRs, including a league-record 501-ft bomb, club relies on him for power
3B #26 Khris Caldwell, 27, (S/R), - Caldwell is a big boy who is surprisingly agile at the hot corner, better from the right side, but respectable from the left, club had to put a clause in his contract forbidding eating contests to control his weight
2B #5 Chris Fletcher (S/R), 33 - Fletcher is a 15/15 guy with great range at 2B, not very patient though
SS #6 Jarrod Novak (R/R), 32 - after playing pretty well in last campaign, looks to build on his success, 20/20 guy with good arm and great range, now-veteran badly wants a championship
MI #4 Josh Jennings, 26, (R/R), - Jennings is a phenom who takes Boudreaux's place, blazing speed and great defense, loves to trash talk, sometimes goes too far
CI #50 Barry Glover, 28, R/R, - Glover can play either corner infield position, hits well enough to be an emergency DH, gap-to-gap power, very jolly

OF #20 Kelvin Freeman, 25, (L/R), - Freeman won ROY four seasons ago, .302/.364/.488 with 21 homers and 17 steals this year, cannon arm, improving defensive routes, ladies' man
OF #7 Lance Manning, 24, (S/L), - 5'10 speedster continues to rack up the thefts, with 59 SB this year, beats out plenty of infield hits, indiscriminate swinger, needs to take more walks, especially now that he's leadoff guy
OF #24 Tony "Flick" Barnes (R/R), 28 - Barnes has made right field his own, has good power and a sweet swing, not bad on basepaths or in the field
OF #29 Dana Jordan, 28, S/R, - shows good speed and average, ideal to form either half of a platoon or act as defensive replacement
RF #10 Leon French, 26, R/R, - finally gets NT nod after slugging 25 homers and 30 doubles in big leagues, poor batting average holding him back

Graig Lowman #60 (Manager)

Dante Woodward #1 (Hitting Coach)

Charley Battaglia #47 (Pitching Coach)

Claude Corbett #9 (1st Base Coach)

Freddy Snider #8 (3rd Base Coach)

Marcellus Maloney #15 (Bench Coach)

Rhett Upshaw #52 (Bullpen Coach)

Starting Lineup w/o DH
CF Lance Manning
C Josh Heckman
LF Kelvin Freeman
1B Kareem Al-Aniz
RF Tony "Flick" Barnes
SS Jarrod Novak
3B Khris Caldwell
2B Chris Fletcher vs. L/Josh Jennings vs. R
P Pitcher's Spot

Starting Lineup w/DH vs. R
CF Lance Manning
C Josh Heckman
LF Kelvin Freeman
DH Kareem Al-Aniz
RF Tony "Flick" Barnes
SS Jarrod Novak
1B Barry Glover
3B Khris Caldwell
2B Chris Fletcher

Starting Lineup w/DH vs. L
CF Lance Manning
C Josh Heckman
LF Kelvin Freeman
1B Kareem Al-Aniz
RF Tony "Flick" Barnes
SS Jarrod Novak
DH Leon French
3B Khris Caldwell
2B Josh Jennings

My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my runscorers: Yes/No
Choose my lineup: Yes/No
Follow my pitching rotation: Yes/No
Godmod scoring events: Yes/No
RP injuries to my players: Yes/No, but not serious ones. Back stiffness, jammed fingers, bruises, etc. Nothing that would keep them out of the lineup for more than 1 game. Reciprocity is expected.
Godmod injuries to my players: Yes/No
Eject my players: Yes/No, maybe the manager, though.
Godmod other events: Yes/No
Use DH at home: Yes/No

by **Gregoryisgodistan** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:11 am

OOC: All typos in the first article are intentional.

Bat Slaves upset
By Journalist IU848SD

The Gregoyrosgodisatn Bat Salves rrewrre upset today at the International Baseblal Slam, losing 5-4 to Robosonien on a walk of hit inthe bottom otf the ninth. We expected to aply the land of the forbidden fruity word isle but we somehdwo played Robosonien instead. That disogirnatzation may have costed us say s the manager.

Also this journalst is too drunk to attend game and riewtiew column. A people grom the other forbidden fruity word land, the one with ponyes, the one belong to Qubec, the one weird, they druged be and goted me dunk and made me go to game this ay. It humiliated. I beg forginess form readers. I must destroy Coconutstan. I don't ckare thas I sed a forbden fruity word. I'll saye iagain. Coconutstan. Destry them. Bomb them. Nuke them. They druged me and drunked me. And it not last bed suspcus dat I vary in coherence depending on what I am saying. I most certainly did not get drunk myself in an attempt to defect and then change my mind after I was almost caught.

See, nw im makng typos agan. I musted be drunking and it musted beda Coconutstan's fault. Thed alcohole is onlet reson why me is sying forbden word. Coconutstan. I dare you to execute me for saying it when drunk at the behalf of them. One fo thir cocoponus goed drunk me and now I cant type coherent sentence. I think also they gotued plyrs druk and i must serdently didnt recrut then tu defct wit me then gt them drunkg ad covr wnce ths happned nd i fwas cught. so im ok. i will not be excuted. LOL. LOL.

Anysway and of my article somewuns nocking on me tod.

Journalist IU848SD executed

Journalist IU848SD has been executed for the crimes of attempting to defect to Robsonien and force-feeding alcohol to the entire Gregoryisgodistani baseball team before the match, plus various other crimes including writing a forbidden fruity word multiple times. According to various eyewitness reports, Journalist IU848SD got drunk the night before the Gregoryisgodistan-Robsonien game in an attempt to work up enough courage to run away and defect. It worked, but then he got caught by Gregoryisgoditani authorities. He managed to flee and spike the team's prune juice bottles with alcohol to get them drunk. He then blamed it all on a sapient pony from another forbidden fruit land, the one belonging to Quebec, but eyewitness reports prove that is not true and no foul play on behalf of that unspeakable country is suspected at this time.

As a result of being inebriated, the Bat Slaves lost to Robsonien 5-4 during the International Baseball Slam. They nearly won, but lost on a walk-off hit. They expect to be fully recovered for their next game, though due to a messed up schedule on the part of the Patistani organizers, it is unclear who that will be against. Meanwhile, Journalist IU848SD's family was also executed as their family home was blown up with them chained inside. In a rare move, Journalist IU848SD's extended family was also executed, with his cousins, nieces, nephews, aunts, and uncles as well as his one living grandparent, a 99-year old maternal grandmother, also being executed in the family home. In the words of Lord Almighty Gregory, "His crime was too great to just execute his immediate family. They all needed to die, to wipe that family off the map. Death to the traitors!"

by **Darvale** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:26 pm

The Official Darvale Flames Roster for the International Baseball Slam VII

Starting Lineup

First Base - Harry Epson
Second Base - Roy Sears
Third Base - Arthur Faulks
Shortstop - Giorgio Gabriels
Left Fielder - Quentin Crowe
Center Fielder - Patrick Gordon
Right Fielder - John Barran
Catcher - Ryan Fawden
Designated Hitter - Matt Reeder

Pitching Rotation

Starting Pitcher - Anthony Powell
Starting Pitcher - Ian Willows
Starting Pitcher - Stevie Patcher
Starting Pitcher - Keith Upton
Starting Pitcher - Daniel Haas

Bullpen

Long Relief - Matthew Gibbs
Long Relief - Will Rogers
Middle Relief - Papis Gyan
Middle Relief - Mark Diamonds
Setup Pitcher - Wallace Abbott
Setup Pitcher - John Roberts
Closer - Tom Lee
Closer - Dexter Farrell

Bench

Catcher - Roland McGarrett
First Base - Barry Creek
Center Fielder - Drake Noons
Right Fielder - Joshua Philips
Second Base - Kyle Fordman
Third Base - Moe Elliott

RP Permissions
Basically do anything you want, but don't give out career-ending injuries or kill anyone. You may injure one of my players per match.

by **Patistan** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 1:29 am

Top Left: Patistan Federation Baseball(logo) Top Right: Patistan Federation Baseball Logo Bottom: Patistan Baseball Hat used by players

The Patistan National Baseball Team

()<--Represent Age
Style Modifier: +5
Captain: Chaudary Aslam

Roster

Rotation

1: Chaudary Aslam, Age:(28)
2: Shaheer Sharif,(20)
3: Ramish George,(88) (Might get a Heart Attack during play.)

Bullpen

CL: LOLman (You can check the birth certificate)(10) (No making fun of his name,he plays badly then)
MR: Hussain Islam(26)
LR: Sami Soori(12) (Will cry alot if lose)

Batting Order

SS: Chaudary Aslam(28)
2B: Tauheed Raja(102) (Plays in wheelchair)
3B: Mobeen Aslam(26)
CF: Jamal Kamal(38)
1B: Saddiqq Yehud(46) (Keep away from drugs)
C: Rashid Ajmal(30)
LF: Adrian Qui(109) (Might die at any moment)
RF: Aly Hirji(24)
(Pitcher)

Bench

C: Shabaz Tamour(19)
IF: ROFLMAN(thats his real name)(99) Great Grandfather of LOLman)
OF: Bilal Saqib(13)

.

RP Permissions

Code: Select all: I give my opponent permission to: My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following: Choose my runscorers: Yes Choose my lineup: Yes Follow my pitching rotation: Yes Godmod scoring events: Yes RP injuries to my players: Yes Godmod injuries to my players: Yes (If you want to kill the oldie's,feel free to do so) Eject my players: Yes Godmod other events: Yes

by **Trendstart** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 2:28 am

TRENDSTART CONQUISTADORS
Trendstart men's national baseball team

The Trendstart Conquistadors are a team in the Fleftic Major League of Baseball, representing the Colony of Trendstart. This will be the first time that the Conquistadors will be playing as a national representative side, as the colony has only very recently received permission to compete separately from the Democratic Republic of Abanhfleft.

RP PERMISSIONS
My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my runscorers: Yes, within reason
Choose my lineup: No, please stick to the starters as much as possible
Follow my pitching rotation: Yes, you must follow it to the letter
Godmod scoring events: No
RP injuries to my players: Yes, but TG me first
Godmod injuries to my players: No
Eject my players: No
Godmod other events: Yes, except killing my players or coaching staff, and please TG me before doing this
Use DH at home: Yes

by **Patistan** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:21 am

Cutoff for MD2.

Group 1
Organized States Eagles                      0 0 1 0 1 0 2 6 0 10
Plemborian Royal Tarisers                    1 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 0  4

Abanhfleft Revolution                        1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  2
Patistan Green Grasses                       3 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 X  5


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Organized States Eagles                      2   2  0   13   5  +8    6
2 Patistan Green Grasses                       2   1  1    6   7  −1    3
3 Plemborian Royal Tarisers                    2   1  1    9  11  −2    3
4 Abanhfleft Revolution                        2   0  2    3   8  −5    0

Group 2
Robsonien Blacks                             0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 1  4
Wolfbenze Dir Wolves                         0 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 0  3

Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves                 0 0 0 0 4 0 4 2 1 11
Coconut Isle                                 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0  2


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Robsonien Blacks                             2   2  0    9   7  +2    6
2 Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves                 2   1  1   15   7  +8    3
3 Coconut Isle                                 2   1  1   11  17  −6    3
4 Wolfbenze Dir Wolves                         2   0  2    9  13  −4    0

Group 3
Stuzemstazem Blue Cows                       0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0  2
Trendstart Conquistadors                     3 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 X  5

Estenia Blue Stars                           3 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0  6
Darvale Flames                               1 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 3  7


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Darvale Flames                               2   2  0    9   7  +2    6
2 Estenia Blue Stars                           2   1  1   16  11  +5    3
3 Trendstart Conquistadors                     2   1  1    6   4  +2    3
4 Stuzemstazem Blue Cows                       2   0  2    6  15  −9    0

Group 4
Peruvian Highland Condors                    2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0  3
Role Playing Wolves                          0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0  1

New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions              0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0  2
Nassau Eagles                                0 0 0 0 3 0 0 1 X  4


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Peruvian Highland Condors                    2   2  0    7   4  +3    6
2 Role Playing Wolves                          2   1  1    5   4  +1    3
3 Nassau Eagles                                2   1  1    5   6  −1    3
4 New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions              2   0  2    5   8  −3    0

Group 5
Bandwagon Shamrocks                          4 0 2 0 0 2 0 2 0 10
United States Of Devonta Thundersticks       0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0  2

Nova Anglicana Lions                         1 0 0 2 0 0 0 1 0  4
Garifunya Dolfijnen                          1 0 0 6 0 3 3 1 X 14


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Bandwagon Shamrocks                          2   2  0   15   4 +11    6
2 Garifunya Dolfijnen                          2   1  1   14   7  +7    3
3 United States Of Devonta Thundersticks       2   1  1    5  10  −5    3
4 Nova Anglicana Lions                         2   0  2    6  19 −13    0

Group 6
Gregory Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas       2 2 0 0 1 0 2 0 0  7
Toulgeois Island Duck Biters                 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0  3

San Jose Guayabal Royals                     0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0  1
Britonisea imaboy                            0 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 X  4


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Britonisea imaboy                            2   2  0   17   2 +15    6
2 Gregory Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas       2   2  0   15   6  +9    6
3 San Jose Guayabal Royals                     2   0  2    4  12  −8    0
4 Toulgeois Island Duck Biters                 2   0  2    4  20 −16    0

Group 7
Darriti Red Snipers                          0 2 0 0 0 3 0 0 0  5
Paymina Carnivore Duck                       1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  1

Llamaland Tigers                             0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0  2
Coconustan Trojans                           0 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 X  4


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Coconustan Trojans                           2   2  0   10   3  +7    6
2 Darriti Red Snipers                          2   2  0    7   2  +5    6
3 Llamaland Tigers                             2   0  2    3   6  −3    0
4 Paymina Carnivore Duck                       2   0  2    2  11  −9    0

by **Robsonien** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 7:51 am

Popularity of baseball increased in Robsonien
The two wins have pushed the baseball in Robsonien. Jerseys of Blacks are becoming scarce.
The coach said:
Now get the baseball the attention he deserves.
out of history football is the number one sport in Robsonien but should the Blacks continue win could change this

by **Gregoryisgodistan** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:17 pm

Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves                 0 0 0 0 4 0 4 2 1 11
Coconut Isle                                 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0  2

Gregoryisgodistan Destroys Censored Land

Gregoryisgodistan's beloved Bat Slaves have destroyed the land of the censored fruity isle in the International Baseball Slam by a score of 11-2. In the IBS of major surprises, where Super-Llamaland, Nova Anglicana, and Abanhfleft are a combined 0-6, the Bat Slaves are the only team among the top four to get a win, managing a 1-1 record in spite of a most shocking loss to Robsonien that may be one of the most surprising International Baseball Slam results ever. Unfortunately, that seems to be due to the actions of an unspeakable journalist in forcing the team to get drunk the night before and blaming it on another forbidden fruit land of the same fruit that has ponies. He is now dead as is his family. But enough about that.

Gregoryisgodistan has proven once and for all that those who use and abuse forbidden fruity words will not prosper. They have demolished the isle of the forbidden fruit for the second straight IBS. They have won in a blowout 11-2, while traveling to the isle itself. They then proceeded to pull out automatic rifles and shoot the entire crowd to death for being named after a forbidden fruity word. The whole crowd of 3,500 perished in the attack, a most bloody battle. They are all dead. All praise the team.

In a speech after the game, Lord Almighty Gregory said "All praise our baseball team who has slain 3,500 people of the forbidden fruity isle. I am now adding the forbidden fruity isle to our Enemy List for use and abuse of a forbidden fruity word. The isle and the rest of the world must no longer use this forbidden fruity word if they wish to live, for it is an insult and profanity to my holy, glorious name. When the world as a whole sanctifies and praises me and does not use any forbidden fruity words, then I will usher in a new glorious era of world peace where all will be united in love and adoration for the one true God. On that day, I shall destroy all the nations on the Enemy List in a raging, cursed fire that they all deserve. They will burn for all eternity as a symbol of their wickedness and desire to worship false gods, use forbidden fruity words, or other various crimes. We will destroy them. We shall prevail. I am the Lord Your God."

Next up, Gregoryisgodistan will face Wolfbenz tomorrow. Wolfbenz sounds like a deadly illness, such as wolf bends, but it really isn't. Wolfbenz is a random nation located somewhere that nobody cares about. Gregoryisgodistan is heavy favorites but we never know what might happen, especially in the International Baseball Slam, which seems to be a target for randomness terrorists. However, Lord Almighty Gregory is God, so hopefully he guides Gregoryisgodistan to a glorious and holy victory in sanctifying his name.

by **Patistan** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 7:14 am

Late cutoff for MD4 guys,the first day of school after 9 days was a little tough for me

Group 1
Patistan Green Grasses                       0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0  1
Organized States Eagles                      0 0 1 0 0 5 0 0 X  6

Plemborian Royal Tarisers                    1 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0  3
Abanhfleft Revolution                        1 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 X  4


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Organized States Eagles                      3   3  0   15   3 +12    9
2 Abanhfleft Revolution                        3   1  2    9  11  −2    3
3 Plemborian Royal Tarisers                    3   1  2    9  11  −2    3
4 Patistan Green Grasses                       3   1  2    7  15  −8    3

Group 2
Coconut Isle                                 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0  1
Robsonien Blacks                             0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  0

Wolfbenze Dir Wolves                         0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0  2
Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves                 2 1 0 2 0 5 0 0 X 10


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves                 3   2  1   25   9  +16   6
2 Robsonien Blacks                             3   2  1    9   8  +1    6
3 Coconut Isle                                 3   2  1   11  15  -2    6
4 Wolfbenze Dir Wolves                         3   1  2   10  20 −10    3

Group 3
Darvale Flames                               0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0  1
Stuzemstazem Blue Cows                       0 0 8 1 0 0 2 0 X 11

Trendstart Conquistadors                     1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0  2
Estenia Blue Stars                           0 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 X  3


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Estenia Blue Stars                           3   2  1   19  13  +8    6
2 Darvale Flames                               3   2  1   10  18  −8    6
3 Trendstart Conquistadors                     3   1  2   8   7   +1    3
4 Stuzemstazem Blue Cows                       3   1  2   17  16  −1    3

Group 4
Nassau Eagles                                0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 1 0 0 1  5
Peruvian Highland Condors                    1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0  4

Role Playing Wolves                          1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  2
New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions              2 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 X  5


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Role Playing Wolves                          3   2  1    8   6  +2    6
2 Peruvian Highland Condors                    3   2  1   11   9  +3    6
3 Nassau Eagles                                3   2  1   10  10   0    6
4 New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions              3   1  2    10  10  0    3

Group 5
Garifunya Dolfijnen                          0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 1  3
Bandwagon Shamrocks                          1 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 X  4

United States Of Devonta Thundersticks       0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1  2
Nova Anglicana Lions                         0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 2  4


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Bandwagon Shamrocks                          3   3  0   15   7  +8    9
2 Garifunya Dolfijnen                          3   1  2    5   7  −2    3
3 United States Of Devonta Thundersticks       3   1  2    7  10  −3    3
4 Nova Anglicana Lions                         3   1  2    6   9  −3    3

Group 6
Britonisea imaboy                            0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0  1
Gregory Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas       1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 X  2

Toulgeois Island Duck Biters                 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0  2
San Jose Guayabal Royals                     0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0  1


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Gregory Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas       3   3  0   18   8 +10    9
2 Britonisea imaboy                            3   2  1   18  4  +14    6
3 Toulgeois Island Duck Biters                 3   1  2    6  21 -15    3
4 San Jose Guayabal Royals                     3   0  3    5  14  −9    0

Group 7
Coconustan Trojans                           1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  1
Darriti Red Snipers                          1 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 X  4

Paymina Carnivore Duck                       0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  1
Llamaland Tigers                             3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 X  3


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Darriti Red Snipers                          3   3  0   15   8  +7    9
2 Coconustan Trojan                            3   2  1    11  7  +4    6
3 Llamaland Tigers                             3   1  2    6   7  -1    3
4 Paymina Carnivore Duck                       3   0  3    8  18 −10    0

2nd EDIT: Had to add a [B] in Group 7
3rd EDIT: Had to add another [B] in group 1

by **Robsonien** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:14 am

Who stole the Coconut?
Coconut Isle Stole the Win withe One Point
Coconut Isle stole us a victory
So felt the 1-0 defeat.

And now comes the Bat Slaves And wants revenge
The God is dead, long live the God!
thousands had probably feel the anger of dictator Gregory
After losing against Robsonien or not?
We do not know Gregoryisgodistan is complet isolated
When you hear the horror stories about Gregoryisgodistan you get goosebumps.

And therefore never forget :

My Iceland (heart) lies o'er the ocean;
Like a wreath of flowers upon the sea;
With a (the) light of sparkling stars;
Shining the with the brilliance of rays of life;
Our Father's wondrous creation;
Bequeathed to us, our Motherland;
I'll never leave my dear home sweet home;
God of our forefathers protect and bless forever Robsonien Islands.

Play fair and honorable in the next game Go Blacks Go

by **Gregoryisgodistan** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:50 am

"Costa Lunians Say the Dardnest Things" episode summary - Road to Llamaland

The following is an episode summary of the all-new episode of "Costa Lunians Say the Dardnest Things" that premiered last night. WARNING: SPOILERS FOLLOW

The episode opens with Doybert talking to Doybert's Mother about what their favorite animals are. Doybert's Mother says her favorite animal is the taco, because she is too stupid to realize that is not an animal. Doybert says that the taco is a stupid animal because it doesn't do anything, and that he likes the llama. Doybert then decides to go to Super-Llamaland. Doybert's Mother forbids him from going but he decides to run away anyway with his friend Froboydoy, who is best-known for his six-foot afro that he is always losing stuff in. Froboydoy agrees to go with Doybert on the condition that they each bring back a llama.

So they hop on the next Princesa Airlines flight to Llamaland, but unfortunately the pilot is an idiot since he is a Costa Lunian and he lands in Saintland instead. So Doybert and Froboydoy think they are in Super-Llamaland but they are actually in Saintland. So then they go up to a random person, who happens to be King Petrus taking a walk, and ask him where the llamas are. King Petrus replies that there are no llamas in Saintland because they violate the Church of Saintland's doctrines against awesome animals. Doybert replies that he doesn't care about stupid "Ain't Land" because they are in Super-Llamaland. Froboydoy then shakes his afro at King Petrus in a fit of rage and a poster of Doybilla, a Costa Lunian singer best known for her hit single "Doytastic Love" in a skimpy dress pops out. King Petrus goes into a fit of rage and orders Froboydoy to be hanged then drawn and quartered. He also reveals himself to be the King of Saintland. Doybert is excited to once again meet "King Prune Juice" but King Petrus is shocked at this perceived insolence and orders Doybert hanged as well. However, Doybert and Froboydoy run away from King Petrus and eventully hop on the next Sanctii Air flight to Super-Llamaland before the pilot and police realize they are on it. As this pilot is Sanctii, and is at least reasonably smart, the plane lands in Super-Llamaland as intended. Unfortunately, there are a couple Sanctii police officers who were vacationing to Super-Llamaland who happened to be on the plane and they chase Froboydoy and Doybert through the streets of town. Eventually, Doybert and Froboydoy see llamas and decide to ride them to escape from the police. They hop on the llamas and ride through town, but cannot control them and they destroy everything. Doybert and Froboydoy decide to give the llamas sedatives so they will stop but they mix up the laxatives and the sedatives so the llamas spray diarrhea on the Sanctii police who are chasing them, finally causing them to stop and freeing Doybert and Froboydoy. However, the two stupid Costa Lunians think the llamas have just farted chocolate and decide to eat it. This causes them to be sick and gives the Sanctii police time to catch up. However, Doybert and Froboydoy throw up barf and llama poop on the police just as the police receive a call on their Saintphones that their vacation has ended early because there is a group of women with uncovered heads assembling in St. Petrus and so they need the entire police force of the whole country to shoot them at once because that is how things work.

So the police leave and Doybert and Froboyodoy ride their llamas onto the plane. Since Costa Lunians are too stupid to understand airline security, they do not have a problem with this and the airplane takes off, then lands in Costa Luna. Doybert and Froboydoy ride their llamas out of the airport and into Doybert's house where Doybert's mother wonders why Doybert has been gone for five seconds because she mixed seconds up with days. But then she realizes Doybert has only been gone for five seconds so she does not need to worry. As the episode ends, she feeds lunch to Froboydoy, Doybert, and the two llamas.

works? · by **Abanhfleft** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 6:47 am

The Fhulghamous Crisis, Part One

It had begun innocently enough, or so the people that actually started it all thought. A small Fleftic military patrol, defending the borders of the Fhulghamous Peninsula Colony after a war between neighboring colonial powers had broken out on the continent, had "inadvertently" entered the sovereign territory of a neighboring colony. In fact, this small patrol of six soldiers had done more than just penetrated the border. They actually erected signs declaring the land as part of Fhulghamous's territory, and when they encountered what appeared to be an abandoned camp site with the flag of Haritzaga flying on the flagpole, these soldiers actually took down the original flag and raised the flag of the Democratic Republic on it. The final straw came when the patrol encountered another patrol belonging to the "invaded" colony. They fired on the Haritzaga patrol, wounding two soldiers.

After an intense and furious exchange of telegrams between the two master nations, the Fleftic soldiers responsible for the "border penetration" were court-martialed and dishonorably discharged. Meanwhile, Abanhfleft agreed to pay compensation to the families of the two soldiers injured by the Fleftic patrol. At that moment, it looked like that the war that was threatening to engulf the continent would not spread to Abanhfleft's precious diamond-producing colony.

Oh, how wrong they were.

It couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Tensions between the Fleftics and their neighbors in Haritzaga had reached a boiling point just three weeks after the "border penetration incident," as the government was beginning to call it now. There were protests on the streets of Port Thimpodopoulos; Fleftics demanding that either the colonial government or the national government do something about their neighbors. It was a disturbing aberration in a country that has grown friendly with its neighbors, following a long and bloody history of conquering everything that came close to touching the national borders. The Haritzagans had done nothing to provoke such a response from the colonists in Fhulghamous; in fact, it was only after these protests that the Haritzagans also mounted their own protests to their government.

It was during this period that a prominent female journalist divulged that she had had an affair with Major General Alfredo Zerrudo, the commanding general of the 16th Colonial Expeditionary Force, numbering more than 12,000 men and women in uniform. Zerrudo neither confirmed nor denied the allegations, which meant that he did have an affair with the journalist. Steps had to be taken to take him out of the limelight of tabloid journalism, even for just a short while, and being at the forefront of a potential war zone was definitely not the place for someone in his current situation to be in right now. And so Zerrudo was quickly and quietly transferred from the Fhulghamous Peninsula to a desk job in central Riuwiee. He knew the reasons why, and so he didn't complain or do anything to stop the transfer.

Now the Army needed someone to take the reins of the 16th ColExFor. It had to be someone not linked to Zerrudo in any way, so his subordinates were immediately out of consideration. Finally, the massive bureaucracy of the Fleftic Armed Forces decided on a candidate that was neither linked to Zerrudo or was considered incapable of handling a theater of war. This compromise was Brigadier General Nadejda Palomarska. Palomarska was by no means the first female general in the Fleftic Armed Forces, but she was certainly one of the youngest. At just 35 years old, she already bore the stars of a general officer, thanks largely to smart planning and tactics during the Sapporo and Basilan campaigns, the last two major invasions started by Abanhfleft. The only problem was that she was trained to be aggressive in a war, as were all Fleftic general officers. The times that Abanhfleft was not the aggressor during its long history of warfare was small and long in between, and therefore no one in the Armed Forces really knew much about fighting a defensive war, except only what they had read in the history books, probably. But the choice had been made. General Palomarska had already been sent to Fhulghamous to fight a defensive war. Not the best of starts for Abanhfleft.

In Port Thimpodopoulos, the capital city of the Colony of the Fhulghamous Peninsula, Governor-General Petrarchos Kulbano was on the phone with the President of the Colonial Parliament. "Yes, it's such a shame, Jerry," he said. "I didn't know that Alfredo got around that way."

"Anyway, as I was saying, I just wanted to tell you something of utmost importance," the Parliamentary President said. "From one friend to another. It involves something regarding your position as governor in this place."

Kulbano sat up straighter in his black leather high-backed chair. Anything involving his position as governor of this colony will definitely get his interest. "All right, I'm listening," he said.

"We have just passed a new law during an extraordinary session of Parliament," the Parliamentary President told Kulbano. "It was proposed by Halifax Be, whom you probably remember to be a distant relative of President Be."

"Yes, I know that, Jerry," Kulbano said. "About Halifax, I mean. Well, it was pretty freaking obvious the moment he arrived here. Now stop beating around the bush, man; what is it?"

"President Be has recommended that the should temporarily copy the structure of the early Roman Republic," Jerry said. "We are going to have two governors, for the time being at least."

"Is this about that new general?"

"Most probably, Pete," Jerry replied. "Don't worry, though, man; you're still the civilian governor of Fhulghamous. This General Palomarska is only gonna be the military governor of the colony."

"Yeah," Kulbano said, rubbing the stubble on his chin, "but that means that she gets the same powers as I do. Remember Rule One? 'Any order coming from the Governor-General of a Fleftic colony..'"

"'...is to be treated as a direct order from the President of the Democratic Republic,'" Jerry repeated. "Yes, yes, I know about Rule One, Pete. Why do you think I'm still a Parliamentary President instead of a Governor-General?"

"Too right, mate," Kulbano replied.

"Oh, and one more thing," Jerry said. "Halifax just told be that Riuwiee has arranged for General Palomarska to receive her second star as soon as she arrives here at Port Thim." Port Thim was the local nickname for Port Thimpodopoulos, which has a tongue twister of a name for a capital city. Just like Burkina Faso's Ouagadougou.

"The orders should be coming in on the diplomatic bag on the latest flight coming to the airport," Jerry said. "Incidentally, it's also the same plane she's onboard. Bet you a thousand bucks that she has no idea that her second set of stars is on the same plane with her."

"That's a sucker bet, and you know it, Jerry."

"Anyways, I think it might be a good idea if you and I come to the airport and personally welcome her to Fhulghamous. You can even bring along your footservant if you like."

"Titus is not my footservant, Jerry; he's my confidant," Kulbano said. Titus Krycek was indeed Kulbano's personal confidant, and also his closest friend.

"All right, Pete, see you at the airport." And with that, Jerry ended the call. Kulbano put down his telephone, and then he lifted it again and dialed a new number. "This is Governor-General Kulbano," he told the person at the other end of the line. "I require a convoy to transport a VIP from Port Thim International Airport. Mr. Maznastsov, Mr. Krycek, and I will be coming on this convoy to personally welcome the VIP to our marvelous colony."

Thirty thousand feet above, and five hundred miles from Port Thim, an Airbus A320 of Fhulghamous Airlines was making its way towards the colony's capital city. "We should arrive at Port Thim at about an hour," the pilot said. "If we're lucky. If we have a headwind, the journey could take as long as two hours."

"Thank you for the update, Captain," replied Brigadier General Nadejda Palomarska. "I'll be leaving you two to your duties now." And with that she left the cockpit.

"Well, it's not everyday that a general gets to go this far up the airplane," said the first officer.

"I agree, Yuri," replied the captain. "Now, get on the horn to Port Thim and tell them we're coming."

"Okay, Francis," said the first officer. Then, speaking to the microphone attached to his earphones, he said, "Port Thimpodopoulos Control, this is Fhulghamous 918 saying hello..."

Back in the cabin, Palomarska sat back down in her seat. It was a very comfortable first class seat, with full recliner options, a window view, and lots of legroom. As she sat down, her aide-de-camp asked, "How much longer, General?"

"Just one more hour, Taleb," replied Palomarska. "One more hour, and we'll soon be back on solid ground." When her aide sighed, she turned to face him and said, "I know you have a fear of flying, Taleb, but this is the quickest way to get to Fhulghamous. Now, just breathe in, breathe out, take a drink, lie back, relax, and don't think about it. General's orders," she said with a small smile.

"Yes, ma'am," her aide replied.

(OOC: Governor-General Petrarchos Kulbano and Brigadier General Nadejda Palomarska, because why not?

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by **Patistan** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 5:08 am

Cutoff

Group 1
Organized States Eagles                      0 0 0 2 0 0 0 1 0  3
Abanhfleft Revolution                        0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0  2

Plemborian Royal Tarisers                    0 0 3 0 0 2 4 2 0 11
Patistan Green Grasses                       0 0 0 0 1 0 0 2 1  4

                                               Pld    W   L    RF   RA   RD   Pts 
1 Organized States Eagles                        4    4   0    22    8  +14    12
2 Plemborian Royal Tarises                       4    2   2    21   21    0     6
3 Abanhfleft Revolution                          4    1   3    11   12   −1     3
4 Patistan Green Grasses                         4    1   3    11   24  −13     3

Group 2
Robsonien Blacks                             0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  0
Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves                 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1  1

Wolfbenze Dir Wolves                         1 1 0 1 0 3 0 0 0  6
Coconut Isle                                 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0  2


                                               Pld    W   L    RF   RA   RD   Pts 
1 Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves                   4    3   1    26    9  +17     9
2 Robsonien Blacks                               4    2   2     9    9    0     6
3 Coconut Isle                                   4    2   2    14   23   −9     6
4 Wolfbenz Dire Wolves                           4    1   3    17   25   −8     3

Group 3
Stuzemstazem Blue Cows                       0 3 0 0 1 0 0 0 6 10
Estenia Blue Stars                           0 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 0  3

Trendstart Conquistadors                     0 2 0 0 2 0 0 3 0  7
Darvale Flames                               3 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0  6


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Stuzemstazem Blue Cows                       4   2  2   27  19  +8    6
2 Trendstart Conquistadors                     4   2  2   15  13  +2    6
3 Estenia Blue Stars                           4   2  2   22  23  -1    6
4 Darvale Flames                               4   2  2   16  25  −9    6

Group 4
Peruvian Highland Condors                    0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0  0
New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions              2 1 1 1 0 0 0 2 X  7

Role Playing Wolves                          2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0  3
Nassau Eagles                                0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 2  4


                                             Pld    W   L    RF   RA   RD   Pts 
1 Nassau Eagles                                4    3   1    14   13   +1     9
2 New North Aqmuland Maroon Lions              4    2   2    17   10   +7     6
3 Peruvian Highland Condors                    4    2   2    11   16   −5     6
4 Role Playing Wolves                          4    1   3    10   13   −3     3

Group 5
Bandwagon Shamrocks                          0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0  1
Nova Anglicana Lions                         0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 X  4

United States Of Devonta Thundersticks       2 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0  5
Garifunya Dolfijnen                          0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 2  4

                                            Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Bandwagon Shamrocks                          4   3  1    16  11 +5   9
3 United States Of Devonta Thundersticks       4   2  2    11  14  −3    6
4 Nova Anglicana Lions                         4   2  2    10  10   0    6
2 Garifunya Dolfijnen                          4   1  3    9   12  −3    3

Group 6
Gregory Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas       0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 2  4
San Jose Guayabal Royals                     1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0  2

Toulgeois Island Duck Biters                 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0  2
Britonisea imaboy                            0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 X  3


                                              Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Gregory Llama Land Llama-Tastic Llamas       4   4  0   22   10 +12    9
2 Britonisea imaboy                            4   3  1   21   6  +15    6
3 Toulgeois Island Duck Biters                 4   1  3    8  24  -16    3
4 San Jose Guayabal Royals                     4   0  4    7  18  −11    0

Group 7
Darriti Red Snipers                          0 4 1 0 0 0 1 1 0  7
Llamaland Tigers                             0 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 4  8

Paymina Carnivore Duck                       0 2 2 0 0 0 1 0 0  5
Coconustan Trojans                           0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 0  3


                                             Pld   W  L   RF  RA  RD  Pts 
1 Darriti Red Snipers                          4   3  1   22   15  +7    9
2 Coconustan Trojan                            4   2  2    14  11  +3    6
3 Llamaland Tigers                             4   2  2    14   14  0    6
4 Paymina Carnivore Duck                       4   1  3    13  21  −8    6

by **Robsonien** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 9:21 am

Honorable battle 0-1 Against Bat slaves
And now again Guys !!!

In a exciting match , Tactically guided 0-1 lose
The coach was satisfied
My men have fought and made it to the opponent as hard as possible
They gave everything and there is no shame to lose
This is the mood in Robsonien and in the team.

by **Gregoryisgodistan** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 10:04 am

Bat Slaves walk off in 10th

The Gregoryisgodistan Bat Slaves improved to 3-1 in International Baseball Slam VII and got their third straight win of the tournament, defeating Robsonien at home 1-0 to get revenge for the loss in the opening match of the tournament. Pervert Chaser DPDUDU38 got the start for the Bat Slaves and pitched a complete game, throwing 118 pitches, striking out 14, and allowing just three hits and one walk. He was an absolute gem of a starter for Gregoryisgodistan. Unfortunately, through nine and a half, the game was still scoreless with the Bat Slaves coming to bat. They had only managed one hit so far and had sent the minimum number of batters to the plate, as Executioner 9D8AH was picked off first in the third inning following his single. Shirtmaker 9DHUAS led off the inning with a strikeout on a full count, swinging at a pitch in the dirt. Chauffeur JJIASDES struck out as well and Soldier JSIAISKS fell behind in the count 0-2. It looked like we were heading for the 11th when Israel Charron appeared by all accounts to paint the outside corner for strike three, but the home plate ump called it a ball. This made Charron so irate that he went ballistic at the umpire and was ejected from the game. In came Joshua Latham. Unfortunately, it all fell apart for Robsonien from there. He hit Soldier JSIAISKS with the first pitch he threw, then uncorked a wild pitch a foot over the catcher's head allowing him to take second. At that point, Gregoryisgodistan brought in Loyal Friend of Lord Almighty Gregory Speedy Berry as a pinch runner. With first base now open, Latham intentionally walked Enemy Crusher Bobby Furgles to put him on first with a meaningless run and set up the force while avoiding the Bat Slaves' best hitter.

He then proceeded to walk Barber LIEUIUSH on four straight pitches, meaning he had now thrown nine straight out of the zone (though three of those were intentional.) None of the pitches were even close. The manager tried to calm Latham down but ultimately left him in the game since there was no time to get anyone up. That brought up Lumberjack JSUUSI99387. The first pitch was in the dirt and only a good block from Matthew Martens kept the winning run at third. The second pitch was high and outside and Martens had to leap to get it. On 2-0, Lumberjack JSUUSI99387 was taking all the way and Latham hung a curve badly for strike one called. Had Lumberjack JSUUSI99387 gotten all of it, he could easily have clobbered it into the bleachers for a grand slam, but the take sign was on and Lumberjack JSUUSI99387 didn't want to risk execution for insubordination if he popped out. On a 2-1 pitch, Latham missed way outside for ball three. The 3-1 pitch just caught the inside corner for a full count, meaning the runners would be going on the next pitch. With the runners taking off, Lumberjack JSUUSI99387 hit a comebacker to the pitcher. It should have been a routine throw to first for the out and Latham would have been out of the inning, and likely, removed from the game. Unfortunately, he couldn't seem to do anything right, bobbling the comebacker, and after picking it up in plenty of time to make a good throw to first to get the slow Lumberjack JSUUSI99387, rushed his throw and threw it several feet to the right of the first baseman. Tommy Hilario made a valiant effort to stretch for it but came up nowhere close. It was well over and past his glove - he had no chance whatsoever. The ball went into right field, and Loyal Friend of Lord Almighty Gregory Speedy Berry came home easily with the winning run.

Latham just couldn't do anything right, and Israel Charron's temper came back to haunt him and his team as the bullpen blew things following his ejection. Charron had only thrown 99 pitches prior to being tossed and could easily have gone for another inning or two at least. On the other hand, the Bat Slaves already had a pitcher throwing in the bullpen and were likely planning to pull Pervert Chaser DPDUDU38 at the beginning of the 11th. He was showing many signs of looking fatigued and had toughed things out through ten, but all indications in the Bat Slaves dugout and bullpen were that he was done regardless of what happened. The Bat Slaves' bullpen has a history of problems and could very well have given up some runs in the 11th, and Charron was still pretty fresh and could have pitched the bottom of the inning if he took care of Soldier JSIAISKS. One more pitch would have taken him to 100, but he was still going strong.

Meanwhile, Lord Almighty Gregory specifically denied allegations that he had threatened to have the entire umpiring crew executed if Gregoryisgodistan lost the game and said that he would execute anyone who repeated the theory along with their family.

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