Tea for Sale

[Freakoland]

Tea is available for sale on behalf of the New Amsterdam Tea Company. We have all sorts of tea. Name it and you have it. Tea will be available for sale at a mere $5000K per 100 pounds. If you would like to make a purchase, contact the Emperor of Freakoland or the Congress. Tea is the single most expensive resource in the Empire currently, so it is pricey just to purchase from the plantations in Central Freakoland. If you are not satisfied with this product, you can contact the Congressional Monarchy of Shubbalubaland or the King, Heenrik van Oranjenstad.


Signed,
Dirk van der Homft.
Minister of Trade.

[The Recon Empire]

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To Freakoland:

Greetings! Legion Hypermarkets is a global hypermarket retail chain, and we'd like to cordially import your tea to be one of our first few opening items on the shelves of our hypermarkets and branches! We are currently scouting for products to be sold on our shelves, and we believe that your products will do extremely well considering its recognition in the international platform!

If you are interested, we hope that you will apply at our storefront!

Thank you very much and we hope to hear from you soon!

All the best,

Mr Tony Blake
Associate President of Supply Acquisitions
Legion Hypermarkets
The Legion Corporation

[Common Territories]

Oh look. You are yet again making yet another tea selling thread. Seriously; please stick to one thread please.