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Weird home Remedies and Cures

Postby Servinta » Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:40 pm

I thought there was a lot of different remedies that people use to cure all sorts of aliments and I'm curios to what other people have seen or heard about.

I'll start with some that I've personally experienced.

1.When I was young I caught a stomach parasite that caused me extreme pain and the medicine to treat it was proving ineffective so my father having been a military man in his years made me take a shot of Kerosene,it worked and I'm perfectly healthy (Not dead :clap: )

2.Recently I got into some posien ivy and to stop the terrible itching I was suggested to bust open all the sores and cuts and plunge my rash covered arms into Bleach to stop the itch. (My doctor suggested a steroid cream instead.) !!!Warning this will apparently make your affected area feel like its melting!!! :(

My life seems to revolve around chemicals :p

Post one you know or have heard of.(it may just save someone a trip to the pharmacy!)
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Postby Allet Klar Chefs » Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:42 pm

Here's This One Weird Tip From A Mom: have a lemsip.

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Postby The House of Xavier » Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:44 pm

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Postby The House of Xavier » Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:46 pm

Bezombia wrote:If you're too smart, browsing NSG is proven to lower your IQ by as many as 35 points per day!


One could argue, that the IQ test is really just the "mismeasure of man"

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Postby Fartsniffage » Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:54 pm

Allet Klar Chefs wrote:Here's This One Weird Tip From A Mom: have a lemsip.


My GP recommended the exact opposite. His opinion was that a hot drink combined with a paracetamol was a much cheaper way to achieve the same effect.

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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:56 pm

I had a bad stomach ache and someone told me to eat a raw potato... Like, no?

Also, hint: Mayonnaise is bad bad bad for burns.
Toothpaste is good good good for burns.
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Postby Servinta » Thu Sep 18, 2014 7:59 pm

Oh yeah I forgot

Tomatoes are bad for people with stomach problems.

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Postby Koneko (Ancient) » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:02 pm

1. Stick a garlic clove into an aching ear.

2. Stick parsley into your vagina to cause a delayed period.

3. Penny-royal suggested as an aborticifent.

4. Soak in white vinegar to treat a urinary tract infection.

Those 4 are the ones I've heard of for home remedies and cures.
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Postby The Greater Luthorian Empire » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:02 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:I had a bad stomach ache and someone told me to eat a raw potato... Like, no?

Also, hint: Mayonnaise is bad bad bad for burns.
Toothpaste is good good good for burns.

Toothpaste works for bee stings, also some kind of weed, chew it up and rub on the bee sting to relieve the pain. Ammonia (or piss if you are white trash) works for jellyfish stings.
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Postby The House of Xavier » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:03 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:I had a bad stomach ache and someone told me to eat a raw potato... Like, no?

Also, hint: Mayonnaise is bad bad bad for burns.
Toothpaste is good good good for burns.


But bad as lube.

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Postby Cetacea » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:08 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:I had a bad stomach ache and someone told me to eat a raw potato... Like, no?

Also, hint: Mayonnaise is bad bad bad for burns.
Toothpaste is good good good for burns.


Mayonaise? Thats a horrible idea

Honey is much better for burns.
and Vinegar treats most stings

Warm Whiskey and Honey is better than Lempsip (infact just chuck a whole cut lemon (squeeze it for effect) in a jug with honey, garlic and hot water and thats just as effective)

After you've made your tea put the hot teabag on a boil - you can drink the tea as usual

if you get a gout attack drink two letters of water and eat a box of cherries

a teaspoon of baking soda in water treats reflux and salt in warm water is a good mouthwash (for sore throats)

= > my rule of thumb is that if I can eat it, I'll try it as medicine
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Postby Cetacea » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:11 pm

The House of Xavier wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:I had a bad stomach ache and someone told me to eat a raw potato... Like, no?

Also, hint: Mayonnaise is bad bad bad for burns.
Toothpaste is good good good for burns.


But bad as lube.


yogurt is okay as lube and can also treat thrush:)

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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:11 pm

Koneko wrote:1. Stick a garlic clove into an aching ear.

2. Stick parsley into your vagina to cause a delayed period.

3. Penny-royal suggested as an aborticifent.

4. Soak in white vinegar to treat a urinary tract infection.

Those 4 are the ones I've heard of for home remedies and cures.

Oh man you don't even know how many things can be used as abortifacients.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:13 pm

One remedy I've heard is for treating acid re-flux. Drink a cup or so of apple cider vinegar to treat it, every day. Another one is to use mayonnaise to repair damaged hair. Also, lemon juice to treat scalp problems like psoriasis and eczema.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:16 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Koneko wrote:1. Stick a garlic clove into an aching ear.

2. Stick parsley into your vagina to cause a delayed period.

3. Penny-royal suggested as an aborticifent.

4. Soak in white vinegar to treat a urinary tract infection.

Those 4 are the ones I've heard of for home remedies and cures.

Oh man you don't even know how many things can be used as abortifacients.


Vitamin C, parsley, pennyroyal, tansy, unripe pineapple, blue cohosh...
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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:19 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Oh man you don't even know how many things can be used as abortifacients.


Vitamin C, parsley, pennyroyal, tansy, unripe pineapple, blue cohosh...

Chinese Angelica, bitter melon, dill, aniseed, wild carrot, nutmeg, wormwood...
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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:21 pm

OH! One that I have tested and it 100% worked for me...

If you have pink eye, heat up a small little thing of milk and honey, stir well, and then drop it in your eye(s). Repeat with fresh milk and honey every couple hours. My pinkeye was gone in less than 24 hours. But it did hurt like a fucking bitch.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:21 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Vitamin C, parsley, pennyroyal, tansy, unripe pineapple, blue cohosh...

Chinese Angelica, bitter melon, dill, aniseed, wild carrot, nutmeg, wormwood...


I however wouldn't advice people to use pennyroyal for other than oil because it is highly toxic.
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Postby Respubliko de Libereco » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:22 pm

I don't really fancy rubbing various household substances on my wounds based on the advice of internet strangers.

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Postby Arcov » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:24 pm

Those two ideas seem awful.
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Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:24 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Chinese Angelica, bitter melon, dill, aniseed, wild carrot, nutmeg, wormwood...


I however wouldn't advice people to use pennyroyal for other than oil because it is highly toxic.

I wouldn't advise anyone to use any of that to try to have an abortion. If you cannot afford an abortion, and that doesn't work, you could very easily have to give birth to a very sick or deformed baby.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:26 pm

Respubliko de Libereco wrote:I don't really fancy rubbing various household substances on my wounds based on the advice of internet strangers.


Some of these remedies have been passed down from several generations. It's not about internet posters, really.

Now I'm not saying people need to try home remedies if they don't want to. Nor that they should opt for it to substitute a doctor's advice.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:27 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
I however wouldn't advice people to use pennyroyal for other than oil because it is highly toxic.

I wouldn't advise anyone to use any of that to try to have an abortion. If you cannot afford an abortion, and that doesn't work, you could very easily have to give birth to a very sick or deformed baby.


Not just that. None of them are a 100% accurate in terminating pregnancies. Most have a 45-50% chance of failure.
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Postby Servinta » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:32 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Respubliko de Libereco wrote:I don't really fancy rubbing various household substances on my wounds based on the advice of internet strangers.


Some of these remedies have been passed down from several generations. It's not about internet posters, really.

Now I'm not saying people need to try home remedies if they don't want to. Nor that they should opt for it to substitute a doctor's advice.


Exactly, this is just to see the many different things people use as an alternative to conventional medicine.

Also another one for pink eye is a good few drops of hand sanitizer into the eye.burns bad but works well

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