Let's write a story

by **Arztoztka** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:31 pm

This is a story in which everyone most post another line of the story.

I'll start:

''On a cold winter morning...

by **Zelacraux** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:45 pm

a pig was walking towards a statue...

by **RPGers** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:47 pm

And the statue came alive

by **Commonwealth of Hank the Cat** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:47 pm

Of Mayor Stubbs the Cat of Alaska...

by **Sardian republic** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:47 pm

That was rusted and torn

by **Toronina** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 5:48 pm

Due to several kittens

by **The Stalker** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:55 pm

The now living statue said to the Pig...

by **True American States** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:18 pm

WHERE ARE MY HANDS?

by **Reprieval** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:21 pm

HAVE YOU GOT MY HANDS?

by **The BaRen** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:21 pm

I can't fap!

by **Looriro** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:22 pm

The pig replied...

by **The New American commonwealth** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:22 pm

then Abraham Lincoln walked by, andsaid
"Nope.AVI"

by **The Sith Race** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:22 pm

"I understand your frustration"

by **Bering** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:23 pm

"But, I have a solution..."

by **Toronina** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:02 am

We must find the holy

by **RPGers** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:05 am

Teacup, only then can we get your hands back

by **The Glass Hills** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:07 am

So they went to the tea shop and

by **Australian rePublic** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:09 am

Asked for coffee and told the person at the counter to get f--ked when they didn't have any

by **Novo Portugal** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:10 am

then they teabag'd the counter, just to show how pissed off they were.

by **Indian Empire** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:11 am

And the Mongols came in and took the madness, shooting arrows all over the city.

by **Novo Portugal** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:12 am

and then they took an arrow in the knee

by **Sebtopiaris** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:13 am

And then I tried to care

by **Novo Portugal** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:13 am

but I had no "fucks" left to be given

by **Indian Empire** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:13 am

Then the leader was shot, and the town surrendered, The Mongols working a front westward towards Holy Rome.

by **NeuPolska** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 5:17 am

But a Polish resistance army appeared on the horizon...