Russia threatens nuclear war against all NATO members

[Zelitopia]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... ussia.html

This should remind everyone why it is important that no American, British, German, French, Canadian, or other NATO soldiers ever set foot inside Ukraine.

This is the first time in recent decades that Russia has threatened to launch a nuclear holocaust upon the NATO alliance.

We might be opposed to what Russia is doing in Ukraine but are we willing to destroy the planet just to stop them from carving the country up?

[Luxemthania]

" Are humans willing to destroy the planet in order to prove their point. "

Yes.

[Neoconstantius]

Talk about a sensationalist, editorialized title. Do you work for Fox?

[The Fascist American Empire]

Talk about a sensationalist, editorialized title. Do you work for Fox?

No, he/she/they work for CNN. Of course, neither is a true news source.

[Britanno]

We might be opposed to what Russia is doing in Ukraine but are we willing to destroy the planet just to stop them from carving the country up?

As opposed to letting Russia destroy the planet by doing whatever the fuck it wants?

[Burleson]

In other news, Vladimir Putin has checked into a rehab facility to get rid of his crack addiction. Reporting for Things that will never happen but should, I'm John Smith

On a more serious note, Putin has officially lost it. Hitler is probably looking at him from hell and saying "That man is nuts"

[The Two Jerseys]

So what, it's not like they're actually going to launch a nuclear strike.

[Rebellious Fishermen]

Time to cut military spending!

[Burleson]

So what, it's not like they're actually going to launch a nuclear strike.

I could see it happening, Putin is basically Chuck Norris and Hitler in one crazy package.

[Pope Joan]

Obama and the West keep ratcheting up the sanctions (after creating the Kiev situation in the first place).

It's fair that they be reminded of the available plays in this game.

[NeuPolska]

Except Chuck Norris could kick his ass

[Neoconstantius]

In other news, Vladimir Putin has checked into a rehab facility to get rid of his crack addiction. Reporting for Things that will never happen but should, I'm John Smith

On a more serious note, Putin has officially lost it. Hitler is probably looking at him from hell and saying "That man is nuts"

Yeah, yeah, Putin is literally Hitler, ebul Russia bad Russia USA stronk EU stronk etc. etc.

I have a feeling you only read the title.

[Jamjai]

wat?...

[Burleson]

Except Chuck Norris could kick his ass

Not necessarily. Chuck Norris is older than dirt and Putin is just old as dirt. Putin is a higher level black-belt too. End result: They both die of heart attacks but Chuck Norris dies first.

[NeuPolska]

Except Chuck Norris could kick his ass

Not necessarily. Chuck Norris is older than dirt and Putin is just old as dirt. Putin is a higher level black-belt too. End result: They both die of heart attacks but Chuck Norris dies first.

You forget:

Death is afraid of Chuck Norris

[Fartsniffage]

Obama and the West keep ratcheting up the sanctions (after creating the Kiev situation in the first place).

It's fair that they be reminded of the available plays in this game.

A nuclear exchange over Ukraine?

That's not an available play. It's suicide.

[Luxemthania]

Except Chuck Norris could kick his ass

Not necessarily. Chuck Norris is older than dirt and Putin is just old as dirt. Putin is a higher level black-belt too. End result: They both die of heart attacks but Chuck Norris dies first.

ITT Soon: Cringe worthy chuck norris puns.

[Lordieth]

The pretence is slowly ebbing away.

[Korouse]

Putin isn't stupid enough to kill millions for a fucking piece of land not even the size of Rhode Island.

Stop sensationalizing this bullcrap.

[Luxemthania]

Putin isn't stupid enough to kill millions for a fucking piece of land not even the size of Rhode Island.

Stop sensationalizing this bullcrap.

But mankind is.

[United Batavian States]

Really looking forward to the time when Putin is no more.

[Planita]

maybe Putin has Alzheimer or something

[Brunstab]

TL:DR version

Putin: if you don't let me invade this neutral country ill nuke ya!

is it just me or does this sound like a psychopath at the hands of a nuclear armed state?

[Sediczja]

Nice clickbait title you got there.

[The Two Jerseys]

So what, it's not like they're actually going to launch a nuclear strike.

I could see it happening, Putin is basically Chuck Norris and Hitler in one crazy package.

He's too sane to follow through. It's like threatening to ram your car into another car when you're driving a Ferrari, everyone knows you're not really going to wreck a Ferrari just to prove a point.