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Last year's edition
CATS
DOGS
INANIMATE
Submissions are CLOSED
NOMINATIONS ARE CLOSED
FINAL VOTING IS CLOSED
Finalists are:
CATS -
Archregimancy
Blekksprutia
Nanatsu no Tsuki
Stern des Meeres
DOGS -
Grainne Ni Malley
Napkiraly
New Tyran
I'll probably end the final voting in 10 days or so (I'll announce 24 hrs prior to ending). Those of you that have already voted for any of the participants here will have their nominations carried along, while those that voted for other participants will have to supply a new vote.
The Purriest NS'er is unofficially partnered with The Sexiest/Cutest NS'er 2014
Psyche!
You thought I had forgotten, didn't you?
Of course I didn't forget. I never forget. Anyway...
The return of the Purriest NS'er competition is now reality! No, this isn't a dream, you're not dreaming of marshmellow mountains and soft plushy pillows. This is harsh reality, and this is a DEATHMATCH TO THE DEATH. With pictures.
Like last time, please throw your money in the air in an orderly fashion with adequate amounts of glee before you delegate it all to me for safekeeping. The economy is rough nowadays and if you can't trust the banks with your money, you surely can't trust yourself, because you're the one that gave them the money in the first place. Let that sink in.
Quoting a very smart and intelligent individual:
Last time I wrote:Being an alpaca with the capability to type, I find it apt that I would be the one to host this most prestigious of events. Once again, shamelessly copied from my shameless copy of the sexiest NS'er thread.
While cats are obviously awesome and cool, hence the expression "cool cat", I'm once again caving in to pressure from the other animal lobbies and letting all animals participate. Except for humans.
The title is staying though. All animals can purr, they just refuse to.
Oh hai guyz, wut iz goin on her?
Yes, FAQ cat, I've freed you from the clutches of the vile Albertasby. We'll be voting on who is the greatest pet on NS!
Did I say pet? I'm sorry, I meant feline overlord.
Awsum, how doez i entr teh contest?
You have your slaves post a picture of yourself. Make sure they make a good one, you know how bad humans are at photographing.
So how i doez winnin?
Well, everyone gets one vote for each category. I still have to make up a few right now, but I'll figure something out. People will get to vote - yes, people. I know it doesn't make sense. Also, you don't get to vote for your own animal, because it's pretty obvious that you love them.
Oh I C, how does I nom?
Nom? Oh, nominate! Use some nice color tag to make your vote seen. Don't use red, cats have trouble seeing low frequency colors and they'll just hate you for it.
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[color=#0000BF]Dis littul kewt cat[/color]
zomg, dis un piktur iz liek teh totul faiul!
Yes, maybe it is, but cats must maintain their diplomatic immunity, so better stay nice.
Omnomnom!
Yes, FAQ cat. Omnom, indeed.
For an animal to be eligible for a nomination they have to have posted a picture of themselves in this thread. Obviously by the hands of their human slave. Or master, in some cases.
Stoopid dawgs
Be nice, FAQ cat. Dogs are animals, too.
Yuz haz a Nom-inatiun fur eetch category.
Stoopid dawgs
Be nice, FAQ cat. Dogs are animals, too.
Yuz haz a Nom-inatiun fur eetch category.
Additional note: If your entry photo is challenged as not being actually of an animal you own, you may be asked to provide proof that it is yours, inability to do so will result in your entry being disqualified.
(This "proof" would be a picture of your animal and a sign with the date and your NS username)
You can post pictures of all your cats if you like, if people vote for one of your cats it counts for your total. You could say we're determining who has the purriest cats of them all.
CATS -
Archregimancy
Atlanticatia
Blekksprutia
Corrian
Ethel mermania
Gidgetisms
Nanatsu no Tsuki
Napkiraly
Meridiani Planum
Revanchism
Stern des Meeres
The Greater Ohio Valley
DOGS -
Bralia
Grainne Ni Malley
Hallo Island
Napkiraly
New Tyran
Rocopurr
Rutthenia
INANIMATE -
Torisakia
Yaltabaoth
Credits to Albertasby
and to some other people
gray cats will take over the world
