The Freezing 'Roo - Will 'Roo Be My Valentine? (OP! NAOW!))

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Welcome to the most festive (Not saying much) and exciting place F7 has to offer (Besides that political simulation drama that's clogged up this place). The Freezing 'Roo is a community center run by the country of Tinell, mostly as a military base, but also as a tourist trap and general hangout spot for the populace of F7. Come in, sit down a spell, and have a good time. Assuming you can follow the...

GROUND RULES:
1. Kindly don't troll. If you don't like this or anyone in it, there's dozens of other places you can take your hatred. I can even name a few.
2. KEEP. EVERYTHING. PG-13.
3. Don't go about actively killing characters. It becomes quite annoying after a while.
4. No god or godlike characters, please... This is for your own sake as well as everyone else.
5. The focus is not to obtain maximum sexy-times, it is to have fun, develop characters, and waste your precious time.
6. Want to introduce a new storyline? Break the monotony a bit? Seriously! Go ahead! I'm all for it!
7. If you want to join in... Don't come in nude. Seriously. Nobody likes it. It's about as funny as a crossbow to the eye.
8. No. Your advertising is not welcome here.
9. The 'Roo belongs to Tinell and Tinell only. Don't bring your foreign militaries into this.
10. Try to be decent at RP... I expect quotation marks and proper grammar at the very minimum.
11. READ THE BLOODY FECKIN' RULES!
12. Don't timeskip constantly. Try to get something done.

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I'll be running up a new RP based on the early, early history of Tinell sometime soon. When the time comes, I'll message any interested parties. PM me if you're interested.

[Morlodania]

*Everyone is here*

[Chaos Crescent]

"Uh... I can slap my tail on the water."

"Aww, you don't have magic?"

'Any particular genre?'

Takes her to a long wall filled with movies that had conveniently appeared.

"Hmm... I don't know..."

'Then action movie first?'

[Torrocca]

Missed the first post again... DAMMIT.

A few, very small amount of people do stuff in the 'Roo.

[Morlodania]

"Aww, you don't have magic?"

"Hmm... I don't know..."

'Then action movie first?'

"Sounds great!"

[Saurisisia]

"Nope, my people don't have natural magical abilities."

"That sucks..."

"I suppose it does."

[Crumlark]

"But you're not okay! If that was actually Torr, he'd of fought back!"

"And... I'm pretty sure he isn't. You wouldn't tear him up." She shrugged. "When's the party?"

Evi shrugs. "I would say he is excitable, cheerful, and naive. Much like you were, at one point."

She laughs. "Welcome! Come back any time, okay?"

Jet's embittered smile became a tad more genuine. "Really?"

Cassil backs off from the alicorn. "I will heed you. Perhaps we should get coffee sometime. Just be sure to call ahead, you know how long the kettle takes."

[Torrocca]

"But you're not okay! If that was actually Torr, he'd of fought back!"

"And... I'm pretty sure he isn't. You wouldn't tear him up." She shrugged. "When's the party?"

Evi shrugs. "I would say he is excitable, cheerful, and naive. Much like you were, at one point."

She laughs. "Welcome! Come back any time, okay?"

Jet's embittered smile became a tad more genuine. "Really?"

Cassil backs off from the alicorn. "I will heed you. Perhaps we should get coffee sometime. Just be sure to call ahead, you know how long the kettle takes."

"... What party are you talking about, woman?"

[Chaos Crescent]

'Then action movie first?'

"Sounds great!"

'Awesome.'

Thus they watch some random action movie in every comfortable big chairs, with snacks.

[Crumlark]

"... What party are you talking about, woman?"

"The kind to celebrate you not brutalizing Torr." Charlette explained. "Why wouldn't we celebrate that?"

[Morlodania]

"That sucks..."

"I suppose it does."

"You need lessons!"

"Sounds great!"

'Awesome.'

Thus they watch some random action movie in every comfortable big chairs, with snacks.

*Trit sits as close to him as possible*

[Torrocca]

"... What party are you talking about, woman?"

"The kind to celebrate you not brutalizing Torr." Charlette explained. "Why wouldn't we celebrate that?"

"Oh." He starts to just play along with Charlette's new insanity. "The party starts in an hour!"

[Saurisisia]

"I suppose it does."

"You need lessons!"

'Awesome.'

Thus they watch some random action movie in every comfortable big chairs, with snacks.

*Trit sits as close to him as possible*

"I do?" He blinks quizzically.

[Chaos Crescent]

*Trit sits as close to him as possible*

Which makes her nearly attached to his side. Doesn't mind to much and the movie plays on or some such thing.

[Morlodania]

"You need lessons!"

*Trit sits as close to him as possible*

"I do?" He blinks quizzically.

"Yeah! Then you can have magical fun!"

[Merconitonitopia]

Merc starts existing and stuff. "Did someone say maaaagical fun?"

[Lost heros]

Lost enters, breaks the fourth wall, reads the title, and says, "No."

[Saurisisia]

"I do?" He blinks quizzically.

"Yeah! Then you can have magical fun!"

"With you?"

[Torrocca]

Lost enters, breaks the fourth wall, reads the title, and says, "No."

Kanade hears this, figures that he knew what she was going to ask, sighs and goes upstairs, taking a box o' chocolates and a rose with her.

[Arkorrnia]

Zag and all walk in.

[Lost heros]

Lost enters, breaks the fourth wall, reads the title, and says, "No."

Kanade hears this, figures that he knew what she was going to ask, sighs and goes upstairs, taking a box o' chocolates and a rose with her.

Kanade would never do that.

Lost is oblivious to that.

[Merconitonitopia]

Zag and all walk in.

"Oh hi there," said Merc.

[Torrocca]

Kanade hears this, figures that he knew what she was going to ask, sighs and goes upstairs, taking a box o' chocolates and a rose with her.

Kanade would never do that.

Lost is oblivious to that.

Only 50% Kanade.

Lost would know soon enough from seeing her walk by with the box o' chocolates and rose in hand, with her head hung low.

[Saurisisia]

Zag and all walk in.

Doctor Ludwig waves at them all.

[Chaos Crescent]

Lost enters, breaks the fourth wall, reads the title, and says, "No."

But, but I love you!