The Truth behind the Fist, special report!
Today, at 10:20 P.M, our Premier Isa, and his family, where killed by a group of Islamic Terrorists, yet being a Muslim himself. The militiant group called 'Soldiers of Allah', has been planning and training for three years with out the authorities knowing. Already, conspiracy theorists are saying that the government wanted Abdul dead because of the new law on religion he was passing.
Also, the militiant group has seiged power of the government, and sent over 200,000 troops to a foriegn country to fight in an Islamic revolution! All other political parties have been outlawed, and a civil war is begining between the Communists, Fascists, and the Fundamentalists. We are requesting help, not that water and food *BLEEP* either! We need someone to get in here, and debunk the government!
In the name of Isa,
Goodnight.
Chants of 'Allahu Akbar' filled the northern part of the country, and chants of 'Viva Marxismo-Leninismo' filled the southern part, while 'Sieg Heil' chants were right in the middle. The Glorious Union Civil War just took another turn for the worst, 4 wars at one time.
Half of the army was still in Parravillo, with no knowledge that a revolution and Civil war was happening. They countinued the advance, but the other troops that were ordered to help the Islamic rebels knew about the revolution. They had been told on the way there.