Introducing the Fulgore Unit!

[Ultratech Corporation]

(OOC: Hello everyone. As you can see, I have yet to get a storefront banner because I lack the time and resources to do so.

WARNING: you may see pictures that some find disturbing.)

Salutations to all of the nations of this world and beyond. You may or may not know that our corporation is now selling hand-crafted cybernetic humans. The Fulgore^TM runs on a microfusion cell system which gives it approximately 180 minutes of play, is made from a high-quality amalgam of titanium and high-UTS (ultimate tensile strength) polymers, and works with a dubious yet advanced CPU sytem. The weapons they use include hand-mounted plasma blades, eye lasers, plasma bolts, and a telescopic ballistic turret (to top that, they implement teleportation methods to maximize efficiency). These cyborgs can be used for law enforcement, the military, bodyguarding, and even handiwork. When we reach the threshold where we can mass produce these half-machines, we will cease buying body parts.

Do not fret, for we're still in the human parts selling market.

Pricing:

What We Are Buying:

Blood: $75/gal

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Flesh: $100/lb

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Bone: $150/lb

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Arms: $200 each

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Legs: $200 each

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Hearts: $500 each

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Brains: $800 each

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What We Are Selling:

Fulgore Mk. I: $5,000 each

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We are now accepting transactions.

[Ultratech Corporation]

Don't miss out on this hot deal!

[UCDF]

You sir, are sick. This is just terrible.



*shoots at all the stuff*

[Ultratech Corporation]

You sir, are sick. This is just terrible.



*shoots at all the stuff*

Sir, I respect your opinion. However, if you're not here to conduct business, you must leave.

[Shinkadomayaka]

The Empire of Shinkadomayaka would be willing to provide body parts harvested from some of our criminals and donate them to this wonderful cause. Simply tell us how many you need.

[Ultratech Corporation]

The Empire of Shinkadomayaka would be willing to provide body parts harvested from some of our criminals and donate them to this wonderful cause. Simply tell us how many you need.

We recommend about 50 of each organ (100 for lungs), 1000 lbs. of flesh and bone, and 200 gallons of blood. One that is done, we can replicate and splice these components to create more cyborgs.

If your government wishes to send these parts, our scientists will send you the first 5 Fulgore cyborgs for free.

[Shinkadomayaka]

The Empire of Shinkadomayaka would be willing to provide body parts harvested from some of our criminals and donate them to this wonderful cause. Simply tell us how many you need.

We recommend about 50 of each organ (100 for lungs), 1000 lbs. of flesh and bone, and 200 gallons of blood. One that is done, we can replicate and slice these components to create more cyborgs.

If your government wishes to send these parts, our scientists will send you the first 5 Fulgore cyborgs for free.

The parts are being gathered and should be at your nation soon.

[Ultratech Corporation]

We recommend about 50 of each organ (100 for lungs), 1000 lbs. of flesh and bone, and 200 gallons of blood. One that is done, we can replicate and slice these components to create more cyborgs.

If your government wishes to send these parts, our scientists will send you the first 5 Fulgore cyborgs for free.

The parts are being gathered and should be at your nation soon.

Perfect! Send them to this clandestine address:

1992 Godwin Avenue
New York City, New York 10271
USA

[UCDF]

The parts are being gathered and should be at your nation soon.

Perfect! Send them to this clandestine address:

1992 Godwin Avenue
New York City, New York 10271
USA

Your nation can't be inside my nation!

[Ultratech Corporation]

Perfect! Send them to this clandestine address:

1992 Godwin Avenue
New York City, New York 10271
USA

Your nation can't be inside my nation!

I had no idea. It seems we live in alternate realities.

[Shinkadomayaka]

The parts are being gathered and should be at your nation soon.

Perfect! Send them to this clandestine address:

1992 Godwin Avenue
New York City, New York 10271
USA

The supplies have been sent.

[Ultratech Corporation]

Perfect! Send them to this clandestine address:

1992 Godwin Avenue
New York City, New York 10271
USA

The supplies have been sent.

Your business is always appreciated by Ultratech, where we do Expansion Through Innovation^TM!

Fulgore units will be up and running (and sent to your front door) in approximately 2 business days.

[Shinkadomayaka]

The supplies have been sent.

Your business is always appreciated by Ultratech, where we do Expansion Through Innovation^TM!

Fulgore units will be up and running (and sent to your front door) in approximately 2 business days.

OOC: How long in RL is a business day?

[Greater Entrina]

Archon Industries are opening a 'Bio-Farm' of sorts and would be more then happy to serve you. because of our easily obtained high quality 'products' are farmed using the latest genetic modifications and cloning techniques we can offer these 'products' at half the price

[Ultratech Corporation]

Archon Industries are opening a 'Bio-Farm' of sorts and would be more then happy to serve you. because of our easily obtained high quality 'products' are farmed using the latest genetic modifications and cloning techniques we can offer these 'products' at half the price

Thank you. Once we acquire enough healthy parts, we can clone them to build future units.

Your business is always appreciated by Ultratech, where we do Expansion Through Innovation^TM!

Fulgore units will be up and running (and sent to your front door) in approximately 2 business days.

OOC: How long in RL is a business day?

OOC: A business day is any day of the week that people work (Monday through Friday, except holidays).

[Shinkadomayaka]

Archon Industries are opening a 'Bio-Farm' of sorts and would be more then happy to serve you. because of our easily obtained high quality 'products' are farmed using the latest genetic modifications and cloning techniques we can offer these 'products' at half the price

Thank you. Once we acquire enough healthy parts, we can clone them to build future units.

OOC: How long in RL is a business day?

OOC: A business day is any day of the week that people work (Monday through Friday, except holidays).

OOC: I know that, I mean how long is two NS business days IRL?

[Ultratech Corporation]

Thank you. Once we acquire enough healthy parts, we can clone them to build future units.
OOC: A business day is any day of the week that people work (Monday through Friday, except holidays).

OOC: I know that, I mean how long is two NS business days IRL?

OOC: It's the same time frame.

[The 22nd Parallel]

To anyone that happens to be selling the following, if you would like to make some quick money...
The Armed Republic of the 22nd Parallel would like to put in an order for the following--
Blood (10,000 G)
Arms(1000)
Legs(1000)

Thank you.

[Ultratech Corporation]

The Armed Republic of the 22nd Parallel would like to put in an order for the following--
Blood (10,000 G)
Arms(1000)
Legs(1000)

Thank you.

You are selling these to us, correct?

[The 22nd Parallel]

The Armed Republic of the 22nd Parallel would like to put in an order for the following--
Blood (10,000 G)
Arms(1000)
Legs(1000)

Thank you.

You are selling these to us, correct?

Actually, we were wondering if you or anyone else here had them. Human body parts seem to be in short supply :/

[Ultratech Corporation]

You are selling these to us, correct?

Actually, we were wondering if you or anyone else here had them. Human body parts seem to be in short supply :/

They sure are. Once we clone, assemble, and replicate enough humans we will sell the surplus.

[The 22nd Parallel]

Ok, thanks for your help. We will be ready to purchase them whenever you receive and clone them.

[Emilio Aguinaldo]

I now have a reason to sell all our blood donation okay we can supply you 1000 gallons of blood per month,50 pairs of arms per month,and 50 pairs of legs per month (too many donorsand amputees)

[Ultratech Corporation]

I now have a reason to sell all our blood donation okay we can supply you 1000 gallons of blood per month,50 pairs of arms per month,and 50 pairs of legs per month (too many donorsand amputees)

We will gladly pay you for these.