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by **Harkback Union** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:08 am

Mr. Carton and Mr. H4X find themselves in a quiet downtown bar. Its raining outside. Mr. Dorwin the barman asks: "What can I get you, gentleman?" while cleaning a wine glass with a towel... "You both look damp, so the first round is on the house!" - he adds.

by **Fraire** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:02 am

Milk Carton
The carton fell over and spilled milk all over the ground.

by **Sovjet Union** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:28 am

H4XING MOAR WINE FOR MAH

by **Fraire** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:47 pm

The empty milk carton fell into the puddle of milk. (this character was a mistake)

by **Sovjet Union** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:53 pm

PWNED FILLING YOU UP TO BECOME WHINE CARTAN

by **Fraire** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:58 pm

Gurgling noises seemed to have been coming from the carton as Mr. HaX filled it with wine. Immediately, a horrible, raspy god-like voice came from nowhere in particular. "YOU DARE POISON ME WITH YOUR FILTHY ALCOHOLIC DRINKS?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NOW YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE!!!!!!!!

by **Harkback Union** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:49 pm

"Well, this escalated quickly" - Noted Mr. Dorwin while opening a package of cookies.
"I always wanted to know what the mix of wine and milk tastes like" - He said as he used a towel to mop up the fluid. The than ate the towel and the cookie... "YUMM!"

by **Fraire** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:51 pm

"YOU HAVE EATEN MY BRETHREN!!!!"

by **Harkback Union** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:53 pm

Fraire wrote:"YOU HAVE EATEN MY BRETHREN!!!!"

"That is correct" - He noted as he pulled out a clean towel from his throat.

by **Fraire** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:34 pm

"Bu.......you don't just........well, okay then......" Suddenly, the milk carton sprouted arms and used them as legs by pulling itself up and holding itself up with the arms. "Now what was that about free drinks? I'll have a nice, cold glass of milk. It's okay when I do it", it said through the pouring part, using it as a mouth (that little part that you pour the milk out of).

by **Harkback Union** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:03 pm

Fraire wrote:"Bu.......you don't just........well, okay then......" Suddenly, the milk carton sprouted arms and used them as legs by pulling itself up and holding itself up with the arms. "Now what was that about free drinks? I'll have a nice, cold glass of milk. It's okay when I do it", it said through the pouring part, using it as a mouth (that little part that you pour the milk out of).

"I'm sorry, but we are out of milk..." - Says Dorwin while he opens the last bottle of milk and pours its white content into the sink...

by **Fraire** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:04 pm

"You little......." It started growing hair, and ripping it off.

by **Harkback Union** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:59 pm

Fraire wrote:"You little......." It started growing hair, and ripping it off.

"You have a problem, sir?" - Asked the barman kindly - "Perhaps a free drink will cheer you up!"

by **Sovjet Union** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:56 am

H4XING MOAR 3 DRNKS FOUR ME!!

by **Harkback Union** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:29 am

Sovjet Union wrote:H4XING MOAR 3 DRNKS FOUR ME!!

What would you like to drink sir? May I suggest a our fine 1951 Valais? Its a swiss milk of excelent quality!

by **Max Empire** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:15 am

Suddenly a a man materialized at the bar. The man looked around nervously until he said, " Does anybody know where I can get any fire around here?"

by **Harkback Union** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:23 am

Max empire wrote:Suddenly a a man materialized at the bar. The man looked around nervously until he said, " Does anybody know where I can get any fire around here?"

"Certanly! The fire station is just across the street." - Said the Barman while pointing at the fire station across the street...

by **Max Empire** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:29 am

Harkback Union wrote:
Max empire wrote:Suddenly a a man materialized at the bar. The man looked around nervously until he said, " Does anybody know where I can get any fire around here?"

"Certanly! The fire station is just across the street." - Said the Barman while pointing at the fire station across the street...

"Ok. Thank you." He said as he turned and began walking towards the fire station."

by **Harkback Union** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:40 am

Max empire wrote:
Harkback Union wrote:
"Certanly! The fire station is just across the street." - Said the Barman while pointing at the fire station across the street...

"Ok. Thank you." He said as he turned and began walking towards the fire station."

The fire station is a big smoking building with a large sign saying:
"BUY DISCOUNT FIRE 50% OFF BUY, BUY GODDAMIT ITS CHEAP!"

by **Max Empire** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:48 am

Max entered the fire station and walked directly to the clerk. " Excuse me, but could I buy some fire?"

by **Harkback Union** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:59 am

Max empire wrote:Max entered the fire station and walked directly to the clerk. " Excuse me, but could I buy some fire?"

"Yes! YES! A COSTUMER!!!"... - Said a man who looked very much like Mr. Dorwin from the bar, except for... his hat was on fire.
"ahem, how much fire would you like, sir?" - He said while handing over the item list.

A little fire - 5 cents.
Some fire - 12.5 cents
A lot of fire - 15 shillings
Inferno (lots of fire)- 2 Galactic credits
Inferno Menu (Inferno+smoke+ash) - 20 rupees
Vulcan Menu (Lava+smoke+ash) - 3 Canadian dollars
~~Plasma menu (Plasma + Ash) - 5 Galactic credits~~ OUT OF STOCK

by **Max Empire** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:07 am

" Could you tell me why you don't have any more of the Plasma menu?" Max, now clearly annoyed, asked.

by **Harkback Union** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:13 am

Max empire wrote:" Could you tell me why you don't have any more of the Plasma menu?" Max, now clearly annoyed, asked.

"I... I'm sorry I... consumed them all... I felt so cold! Please don't tell my boss!" - Said Mr. Dorwin... the one with the burning hat. - "Wait, maybe there is a little plasma left in my hat!... nope, Its all gone."

by **Sovjet Union** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:30 pm

H4XING MOAR PLASMA FOAR MAX
My job is to hack things

H4XING MOAR HAX

by **Max Empire** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:56 am

Max looking visibly upset turns around before saying, " Have a nice day then." and leaving the fire store.

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