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by United Warrisons » Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:29 am
by Retired WerePenguins » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:52 pm
Araraukar wrote:After some hard thinking, she tried to stand up. It took several tries, but she eventually managed it. Stripping off her blouse was far more difficult, due to the fact that her fingers and the buttons didn't seem to want to meet up. But she eventually managed the strip the garment off, throw it in the air, shout "Woohooo!", and then gently fold down and pass out under the table. It wasn't long before not-so-faint snoring started sounding from beneath the table.
by Retired WerePenguins » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:56 pm
Araraukar wrote:"Personally I think she developed the ability to sleep anywhere by sneaking in naps during the WA debates, before she was required to take a more active role in the debates themselves," the ambassadorial secretary Johan Milkus says apologetically, as he and another aide to the ambassador carry the still unconscious and still snoring woman out of the bar.
by Bojikami » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:59 pm
Araraukar wrote:"Personally I think she developed the ability to sleep anywhere by sneaking in naps during the WA debates, before she was required to take a more active role in the debates themselves," the ambassadorial secretary Johan Milkus says apologetically, as he and another aide to the ambassador carry the still unconscious and still snoring woman out of the bar.
by East Klent » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:00 pm
by Retired WerePenguins » Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:03 pm
United Warrisons wrote:"Greetings fellow human! How is thy day faring in this bar?" said Usef, standing a feet away from the man.
by Louisistan » Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:26 am
by United Warrisons » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:06 am
Retired WerePenguins wrote:United Warrisons wrote:"Greetings fellow human! How is thy day faring in this bar?" said Usef, standing a feet away from the man.
"And Greetings to you as well," James replied. "The day is faring very well, so far. Assuming that topless women passing out drunk is considered 'well' and not a moral catastrophe. I'm Blonde, James Blonde. I'm actually relatively new here, although our nation has been a member in good standing in the WA for years now." James smiled. He didn't mention how happy he was that his Adelie Penguin staff were still in the debating chamber. He certainly wasn't going to mention that, unlike normal "humans" he could literally turn into an Emperor Penguin.
Louisistan wrote:Clearly annoyed with the level of noise produced by the Warrisonian drummer, Max Schneider starts shouting rather aggressively at him: "WILL YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING DRUMS UP?! I CAN'T TAKE THIS NOISE ANYMORE! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO DRINK HERE!!!! JUST STOP THE DRUMMING, ALREADY! JEEEEEZUS CHRIST!!!"
Schneider wasn't really a religious man, but was very fond of using religious references while cursing. He turned back to the bar. "You there, Barman! I need three shots of Louisistanian Schnaps, two beers and another scotch, on the double!
by Louisistan » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:18 am
by The Republic of Pantalleria » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:28 am
by Eireann Fae » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:06 pm
by Retired WerePenguins » Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:44 pm
United Warrisons wrote: "A rather uncommon sight if I might say, especially in the U.W where many are devout followers of Shepism." commented Usef. A few moments of pause were enough to thrust him into his own thoughts again, and making him wonder about the strange social conventions of the world outside U.W. Perhaps the Warrisonian parliament was right in asking him, or more like forcing him, to go on vacation.
United Warrisons wrote:"So.... say Mr... Blonde, what do you believe to be the most dignified and respectful way to pass out?" asked Usef, taking a seat near James Blonde.
by Louisistan » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:54 am
by East Klent » Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:41 pm
by Abacathea » Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:51 pm
by Potted Plants United » Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:28 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:"NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!"
- Mr. Bell, when introduced to PPU's newest moving plant
by Bojikami » Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:38 pm
by Abacathea » Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:47 pm
Potted Plants United wrote:An unobtrusive cactus sat in a sturdy plantpot on the bar counter, hoping that nobody would pay any attention to the finer-than-hair roots it had spread here and there to mop up any spilled drinks. So far it had had to self-amputate one branch of such a root system, after accidentally absorbing something... well, something. Whatever it had been, it had affected the potted plants' collective consciousness, and some heated, well, not words as such, but meaningful thoughts had been exchanged. The liquid substance had ended up being added to the very short "not allowed to consume" list, right next to "sentient beings".This is what it looks like. The fact that the species name is Parodia magnifica was just too good to pass up.
by Potted Plants United » Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:54 pm
Abacathea wrote:Mr Chombers observed the sentient plant
I wonder... how a plant like that, managed to eat an aide....better off not questioning it, lest it decide to educate us....
Separatist Peoples wrote:"NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!"
- Mr. Bell, when introduced to PPU's newest moving plant
by Abacathea » Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:56 pm
Potted Plants United wrote:Abacathea wrote:Mr Chombers observed the sentient plant
I wonder... how a plant like that, managed to eat an aide....better off not questioning it, lest it decide to educate us....OOC: There are many different plants in the collective consciousness. The one that ended up bootstrapping them to sentience by eating the Araraukarian ambassador's aide was a huge one that had practically taken over an office with 2 windows, and was capable of moving its vines fast enough to catch large moving prey. It is still one of the primary selves, when it comes to thoughts needed for communication with outsiders. The Strangers' Bar cactus is just a lush little cactus. Capable of thinking, but not communicating with outsiders.
by Potted Plants United » Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:04 pm
Abacathea wrote:Your nation genuinely scares the shit out of me....
Separatist Peoples wrote:"NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!"
- Mr. Bell, when introduced to PPU's newest moving plant
by Retired WerePenguins » Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:13 pm
by Abacathea » Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:17 pm
by Louisistan » Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:08 am
by Louisistan » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:04 am
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