The World Assembly Strangers' Bar

by **Kitzerland** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 7:51 am

The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists wrote:
Skylus wrote:OOC- ....Are all of you gonna ignore the condition of my Delegates...?

"Bonjour again my boy! Tell me, Has anyone killed a giant robot car thing on the way here? I might have pissed of an alien Empire..."

Might have? Sigh...

by **Astrolinium** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 7:54 am

The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Giovanni rolls his eyes, stands, heads over to the small white box on the wall marked "Universal Translator", and gives it a good thwack.

"Dang thing must be on the fritz," he says before sitting back down next to Bell.

What you need some translation?

Giovanni says, "Non, mon ami, but the dang thing should, when working properly, be automatically translating all foreign languages for all patrons. So it's strange that it seems to be letting bits of French slip through, not that French is particularly a language worth translating."

by **Valorem** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:01 am

Skylus wrote:OOC- ....Are all of you gonna ignore the condition of my Delegates...?

Stephenson: "Unfortunately, QR58 already left and I got in far too much trouble last time I called them in. I have no medical experience myself. If you'd like, you could use my phone to call for medical assistance from a doctor in the area."

by **The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:04 am

Astrolinium wrote:
The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists wrote:
What you need some translation?

Giovanni says, "Non, mon ami, but the dang thing should, when working properly, be automatically translating all foreign languages for all patrons. So it's strange that it seems to be letting bits of French slip through, not that French is particularly a language worth translating."

In normal reality box translates voice. In Soviet France Reality box cannot understand you. The language of my country is mostly a mix between English, French and some Russian.

Also in normal reality Ambulance helps you. But in Soviet French Reality ambulance runs you over.

LOGIC.LOGIC.LOGIC.LOGIC.LOGIC.

by **Kitzerland** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:22 am

The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Giovanni says, "Non, mon ami, but the dang thing should, when working properly, be automatically translating all foreign languages for all patrons. So it's strange that it seems to be letting bits of French slip through, not that French is particularly a language worth translating."

In normal reality box translates voice. In Soviet France Reality box cannot understand you. The language of my country is mostly a mix between English, French and some Russian.

Also in normal reality Ambulance helps you. But in Soviet French Reality ambulance runs you over.

LOGIC.LOGIC.LOGIC.LOGIC.LOGIC.

Actually... I don't think that's how anything works.

by **Skylus** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:25 am

Kitzerland wrote:
Skylus wrote:OOC- ....Are all of you gonna ignore the condition of my Delegates...?

Whiskers, just noticing Will on the floor, walks over and gives him a hug.

OOC-It's actually Terry.

Terry awoke to find Whiskers hugging him.
"Hello."
The 18 year old cautiously sat up against a near by wall and began petting Whiskers while glancing every so often towards the booth Will was occupying.

He happened to hear various people talking to him, but did't really pay attention.

by **Kitzerland** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:27 am

Skylus wrote:
Kitzerland wrote:Whiskers, just noticing Will on the floor, walks over and gives him a hug.

OOC-It's actually Terry.

Terry awoke to find Whiskers hugging him.
"Hello."
The 18 year old cautiously sat up against a near by wall and began petting Whiskers while glancing every so often towards the booth Will was occupying.

He happened to hear various people talking to him, but did't really pay attention.

Whiskers doesn't appreciate the petting, but deals with it.

by **Araraukar** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:37 am

Skylus wrote:OOC- ....Are all of you gonna ignore the condition of my Delegates...?

OOC: I thought we were going to do a proper RP about it? If you prefer the Bar chaos instead, TG me to let me know.

Kitzerland wrote:Whiskers doesn't appreciate the petting, but deals with it.

Also OOC: Janis has been fighting against the desire to pet him every time she's been within an arm's reach.

by **Kitzerland** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:42 am

Araraukar wrote:
Skylus wrote:OOC- ....Are all of you gonna ignore the condition of my Delegates...?

OOC: I thought we were going to do a proper RP about it? If you prefer the Bar chaos instead, TG me to let me know.

Kitzerland wrote:Whiskers doesn't appreciate the petting, but deals with it.

Also OOC: Janis has been fighting against the desire to pet him every time she's been within an arm's reach.

*sigh...

by **Araraukar** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:43 am

Kitzerland wrote:*sigh...

OOC: He's a cat. She's got a pet cat. It's an instinct!

by **Kitzerland** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:58 am

Whiskers, trapped in the arms of terry, attempts to call for a drink.

"Hey Jimmy, could I get a- OW! Watch the ears!- get a pretzel and a Manhattan? Thanks!"

by **Skylus** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:03 am

Attention:
All of my posts from
Will wandering the outskirts of Skylus

to

Terry walking over to a wall, sitting down against it and petting Whiskers

never exactly happened.
They did, but in a different way.

What exactly happened will be posted soon.
How soon, I do not know.

This means that Terry hasn't returned yet, either.

by **Kitzerland** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:05 am

Skylus wrote:Attention:
All of my posts from
Will wandering the outskirts of Skylus

to

Terry walking over to a wall, sitting down against it and petting Whiskers

never exactly happened.
They did, but in a different way.

What exactly happened will be posted soon.
How soon, I do not know.

This means that Terry hasn't returned yet, either.

OOC: I'm sorry, what?
Whoa, Deja Vu!

by **Araraukar** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:09 am

Kitzerland wrote:
Skylus wrote:*snip*

OOC: I'm sorry, what?
Whoa, Deja Vu!

OOC: It means I talked him over to taking longer time to tell it in more detail.

by **Kitzerland** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:11 am

Araraukar wrote:
Kitzerland wrote:OOC: I'm sorry, what?
Whoa, Deja Vu!

OOC: It means I talked him over to taking longer time to tell it in more detail.

O.

by **Skylus** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:14 am

Araraukar wrote:
Kitzerland wrote:OOC: I'm sorry, what?
Whoa, Deja Vu!

OOC: It means I talked him over to taking longer time to tell it in more detail.

[*]Her.

It's kinda hard to tell genders on here, right?

by **Kitzerland** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:17 am

by **Skylus** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:19 am

Kitzerland wrote:
Skylus wrote:
[*]Her.

It's kinda hard to tell genders on here, right?
Indeed. For the record, I am he.

OOC- Hello, Mr. Kitzaland.
But, yes, Ara and I shall be recreating a scene or two in...greater detail.

by **Araraukar** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:21 am

Kitzerland wrote:
Skylus wrote:[*]Her.

It's kinda hard to tell genders on here, right?
Indeed. For the record, I am he.

by **Skylus** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:22 am

Araraukar wrote:
Kitzerland wrote:
Indeed. For the record, I am he.

OOC: It's impossible to tell genders on here, and that's a good thing. I prefer male pronouns of myself, btw, and I apologize if (and when) I get someone else's gender wrong. *mumbles about silly English having gendered pronouns in the first place*

It's okay, it happens.

by **The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:24 am

Skylus wrote:
Araraukar wrote:
OOC: It's impossible to tell genders on here, and that's a good thing. I prefer male pronouns of myself, btw, and I apologize if (and when) I get someone else's gender wrong. *mumbles about silly English having gendered pronouns in the first place*

It's okay, it happens.

Yeah...yeah... Haha...

by **The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:36 am

Incoming document from:

The Civil Empire of Soviet France

To: Everyone
From: Venezia Senka Renard
Subject: Gender

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't know your genders,
Please kill me now.

❤️,
~Venezia Senka Renard
(Glorious Overlord of Soviet France.)

by **Kitzerland** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:40 am

The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists wrote:
Incoming document from:

The Civil Empire of Soviet France
(Image)

To: Everyone
From: Venezia Senka Renard
Subject: Gender

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't know your genders,
Please kill me now.

❤️,
~Venezia Senka Renard
(Glorious Overlord of Soviet France.)

Can't. Nullifiers.

by **Skylus** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:44 am

The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists wrote:
Incoming document from:

The Civil Empire of Soviet France
(Image)

To: Everyone
From: Venezia Senka Renard
Subject: Gender

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't know your genders,
Please kill me now.

❤️,
~Venezia Senka Renard
(Glorious Overlord of Soviet France.)

"Nullifiers, sorry."
I'm assuming that either I or Ara will link "Will's Exile" when it's done...It might be locked to just us two, not sure.

by **Araraukar** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:53 am

Skylus wrote:I'm assuming that either I or Ara will link "Will's Exile" when it's done...It might be locked to just us two, not sure.

OOC: Let's get the plot through the parts we talked about in TGs first, then see about adding others?

And while I remember - is Mr. Whiskers an actual cat, like a normal house cat -cat that just happens to be sapient and talk, like WAKK cats, or a humanoid cat furry?

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