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by Bears Armed » Sun May 08, 2016 4:45 am
by Excidium Planetis » Sun May 08, 2016 9:18 am
Araraukar wrote:OOC: Milkus never asked your ambassador to leave, he just wanted to talk to the Mouth, and I think the Mouth's still waiting for Schultz's reply at the Bar. It distorts time, you know, so things happen at different speeds in and out of it.
The Mouth wrote:"Ah. This Mouth - and the Dominion - understand. Of course, in the Dominion there are no 'comforts of home' to be reminded of. Morale is rarely ever considered. A Liagosian of the Dominion requires a morale boost no more than one's pinky might. Which is to say that the Dominion doesn't much care for morale."
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Taigawa » Sat May 14, 2016 3:42 am
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by Araraukar » Sat May 14, 2016 6:04 am
Taigawa wrote:She and her aides leave, only for an elderly Asari to enter the room shortly after.
Apologies for absences, non-COVID health issues leave me with very little energy at times.Giovenith wrote:And sorry hun, if you were looking for a forum site where nobody argued, you've come to wrong one.
by Taigawa » Sat May 14, 2016 9:48 am
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by Kaboomlandia » Sun May 15, 2016 9:51 am
by Imperium Anglorum » Sun May 15, 2016 10:02 am
Kaboomlandia wrote:Ambassador Miller orders two beers from Neville. While trying to sign the check, his hand seizes up and he has to write left-handed, which results in a very messy signature.
"God damnit, this writer's cramp from writing telegrams for the past day is killing me."
by Kaboomlandia » Sun May 15, 2016 10:07 am
by Imperium Anglorum » Sun May 15, 2016 10:09 am
Kaboomlandia wrote:Ambassador Miller waves him off. "I'm at 97 approvals out of 124 anyway with 36 hours to go, and I just sent out another big batch a few minutes ago. If I have to run a manual campaign if I need my Proscription on Executions, though, my hand's going to fall off."
OOC: I'm going to look at using Communiqué for my PoE draft if I ever submit it, but seeing as I've telegrammed almost 1500 delegates manually on the THMA campaign already, I won't do it for this one because it's already most of the way there.
by New Dukaine » Sun May 15, 2016 1:19 pm
by Separatist Peoples » Sun May 15, 2016 1:23 pm
New Dukaine wrote:Pama Umoja walks into the bar and sits down next to ambassador Parsons. He starts shaming himself for being a very poor author.
I suck at proposals! But let's move that to the side. I want a beer.
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Parsons: We've got lots of free teletypewriters. I got a pile of them from the huge funding boost we got from our 200-day anniversary of the Delegacy. Always glad to help.
by Imperium Anglorum » Sun May 15, 2016 2:45 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:Imperium Anglorum wrote:Parsons: We've got lots of free teletypewriters. I got a pile of them from the huge funding boost we got from our 200-day anniversary of the Delegacy. Always glad to help.
"You got a budget increase, spent it on typewriters you didn't even need, and now give them away because you have a surplus? Did your accountant have a stroke, Cyril, or are you pulling our collective leg?"
import matter.MatterStream;
import matter.templates.TeleTypewriter;
public class CreateTypewriter {
public static void main(String[] args) throws IOException {
MatterStream mStream = System.getNearestMatterStream();
mStream.loadTemplate(new TeleTypewriter());
mStream.stream();
mStream.close();
}
}
by Separatist Peoples » Sun May 15, 2016 4:02 pm
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Separatist Peoples wrote:"You got a budget increase, spent it on typewriters you didn't even need, and now give them away because you have a surplus? Did your accountant have a stroke, Cyril, or are you pulling our collective leg?"
"We have unlimited numbers of teletypewriters. We copy the stream. Watch." Parsons goes to the nearest teletypewriter and types 'nano espresso.espress'.
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import matter.MatterStream;
import matter.templates.TeleTypewriter;
public class CreateTypewriter {
public static void main(String[] args) throws IOException {
MatterStream mStream = System.getNearestMatterStream();
mStream.loadTemplate(new TeleTypewriter());
mStream.stream();
mStream.close();
}
}
He saves the file and types 'iexec espresso.espress'. A few metres away, a matter stream pops to life and prints out a new teletypewriter. OOC: Yes, I know that this isn't proper conventions, but screw conventions, I'm having fun here!
by Taigawa » Sun May 15, 2016 4:06 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:Imperium Anglorum wrote:"We have unlimited numbers of teletypewriters. We copy the stream. Watch." Parsons goes to the nearest teletypewriter and types 'nano espresso.espress'.
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import matter.MatterStream;
import matter.templates.TeleTypewriter;
public class CreateTypewriter {
public static void main(String[] args) throws IOException {
MatterStream mStream = System.getNearestMatterStream();
mStream.loadTemplate(new TeleTypewriter());
mStream.stream();
mStream.close();
}
}
He saves the file and types 'iexec espresso.espress'. A few metres away, a matter stream pops to life and prints out a new teletypewriter. OOC: Yes, I know that this isn't proper conventions, but screw conventions, I'm having fun here!
"Cyril, you're going to break the Matrix, and we're all going to find out our pensions and incredible political power are just part of a game, and we're all actually a bunch of regular Joes indulging in a fantasy. Cut it out before somebody unplugs us! Ignorance is Bliss, damn it!"
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by Wallenburg » Sun May 15, 2016 4:13 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:"Cyril, you're going to break the Matrix, and we're all going to find out our pensions and incredible political power are just part of a game, and we're all actually a bunch of regular Joes indulging in a fantasy. Cut it out before somebody unplugs us! Ignorance is Bliss, damn it!"
by Separatist Peoples » Sun May 15, 2016 4:49 pm
Wallenburg wrote:A group of men wearing black three-piece suits, shortly cut hair, and dark black sunglasses enters the bar. They walk in a neat column toward the ambassadors, then surround them in a circle.
One steps forward from the circle and addresses Ambassador Bell. "As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Bell."
by Imperium Anglorum » Sun May 15, 2016 5:09 pm
Separatist Peoples wrote:Wallenburg wrote:A group of men wearing black three-piece suits, shortly cut hair, and dark black sunglasses enters the bar. They walk in a neat column toward the ambassadors, then surround them in a circle.
One steps forward from the circle and addresses Ambassador Bell. "As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Bell."
Bell takes a long hard look at the three men. He waves over a bartender and acquired another three glasses and a bottle.
"Gentlemen, please, have a drink. I'm not going to resist arrest, and this isn't my first rodeo with a kidnapping. Might as well have a drink while telling me all about your plan."
He takes a drink.
Again, he thinks. How does this keep happening to me? What is this, the third time? Is it my cologne? Is it the goat? I bet it's the damn goat!
"Is this about the military-grade goat?"
import java.util.List;
import java.util.ArrayList;
import matter.PhysicalObject
import matter.MatterStream;
import matter.MatterConverter;
public class EliminateGuards {
public static void main(String[] args) {
MatterStream mStream = System.getNearestMatterStream();
MatterConverter mConverter = new MatterConverter(mStream);
List<PhysicalObject> itemList = new ArrayList<PhysicalObject>();
for (PhysicalObject object : System.getNearbyObjects(new Metre(20))) {
if (object.hasCharacteristics("guard", "black", "suit", "Wallenburger")) {
if (object.isAlive()) {
if (object.isRegistered()) {
itemList.add(object);
}
}
}
}
mConverter.loadTargets(itemList);
mConverter.loadOutput(MatterConverter.generateListObject(new PhysicalObject("air")));
mConverter.convert();
}
}
by Excidium Planetis » Sun May 15, 2016 5:34 pm
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Imperium Anglorum » Sun May 15, 2016 5:41 pm
Excidium Planetis wrote:Excidian WA Offices, Security Room
The Chief security officer hangs up on his call with a frantic and paranoid Schultz. After all, the video feed from the Bar is more important. He types a short message to his superiors: "We have a Type I Reality Rift. Permission to make preparations to deploy countermeasures?"
by Excidium Planetis » Sun May 15, 2016 5:42 pm
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Excidium Planetis wrote:Excidian WA Offices, Security Room
The Chief security officer hangs up on his call with a frantic and paranoid Schultz. After all, the video feed from the Bar is more important. He types a short message to his superiors: "We have a Type I Reality Rift. Permission to make preparations to deploy countermeasures?"
OOC: It's not a rift. It's a matter converter created from the matter stream. Purely technological.
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by Imperium Anglorum » Sun May 15, 2016 5:45 pm
by Excidium Planetis » Sun May 15, 2016 6:00 pm
Imperium Anglorum wrote:OOC: Done. Rift created.
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:You didn't know about Excidium? The greatest space nomads in the NS multiverse with a healthy dose (read: over 9000 percent) of realism?
Saveyou Island wrote:"Warmest welcomes to the Assembly, ambassador. You'll soon learn to hate everyone here."
Imperium Anglorum wrote:Digital Network Defence is pretty meh
News: AI wins Dawn Fleet election for High Counselor.
by The Puddle Jumping Wads of Wrapper » Mon May 16, 2016 9:43 am
Excidium Planetis wrote:A robotic voice responded to the command. "Meta-bomb deployed." A Type II Reality Rift was created.
by Wallenburg » Mon May 16, 2016 9:57 am
Separatist Peoples wrote:Wallenburg wrote:A group of men wearing black three-piece suits, shortly cut hair, and dark black sunglasses enters the bar. They walk in a neat column toward the ambassadors, then surround them in a circle.
One steps forward from the circle and addresses Ambassador Bell. "As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Bell."
Bell takes a long hard look at the three men. He waves over a bartender and acquired another three glasses and a bottle.
"Gentlemen, please, have a drink. I'm not going to resist arrest, and this isn't my first rodeo with a kidnapping. Might as well have a drink while telling me all about your plan."
He takes a drink.
Again, he thinks. How does this keep happening to me? What is this, the third time? Is it my cologne? Is it the goat? I bet it's the damn goat!
"Is this about the military-grade goat?"
Excidium Planetis wrote:Permission Granted. That's all the message said. The chief of security who doesn't yet have a name got up and went over to a strange device. He pressed a few buttons on it.
A robotic voice responded to the command. "Meta-bomb deployed." A Type II Reality Rift was created.
by Bears Armed » Mon May 16, 2016 10:12 am
Excidium Planetis wrote:A robotic voice responded to the command. "Meta-bomb deployed." A Type II Reality Rift was created.
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