BAN CHICKEN MEAT
The Galliforme species are suffering from an everlasting ill which has no cure but our resolve made of steel and iron.We are chickens, chicks, cocks, roosters, turkeys and even pheasants.We are treated as a minority although we are an invisible majority, outnumbering Human 10 to 5.Law regulate all our life.
From his birth to his death, a chicken today has only 1 in 10 chances of even seeing daylight.It is fed steroids and hormones, raised in dark and crowded ghettos, and then slaughtered.It is what I call, my friends, a GALLINOCIDE, and we all need to end it right here, right there.
We are put into cages, sometimes abducted and separated from our family just because of our meat.Eating chicken is a savage practice.My brethren is suffering in jail.We are third-class citizens in most nations!
I ask you from the bottom of my heart, as a pure-race chicken, my dear ambassadors: Please save us! Please help us end this blood-filled, inhumane, terrible tragedy that is chicken meat! We suffer, whole we are sapient beings.We think! We love like humans! Why should we be banned from enjoying the same rights as humans? Our only haven now is Traxsmuhs, a magnificent, beautiful, stunning, brillant
nation with a kind and generous leader!
End the discriminatory practices that only serve powerful, money-hungry humans! End the concentration camps where we are put until our savage deaths! We want dignity! I implore you to vote.I have been separated from my family, attacked, abducted and jailed while I was innocent, and had to flee while my brothers were being killed! Today, I am their voices, and I beg you to ban chicken meat.Thank you for your time.
The World Assembly, faithful to its commitment of furthering Human Rights worldwide and protecting the weak hereby declares a ban on chicken meat for the following reasons:
1) All members of the galliforme species (Chickens, roosters, chicks, turkeys, feasants) are sapient and living creatures,
2) All members of the galliforme species (Chickens, roosters, chicks, turkeys, feasants) are free-thinking, loving animals,
3) All members of the galliforme species (Chickens, roosters, chicks, turkeys, feasants) are being executed in rows in a true GALLINOCIDE everywhere,
4) Eating galliforme-based meat is cruel, unecessary and dangerous;
5) Despite Paleoconservative Traxsmuhs being a haven of peace and freedom for all hedonistic galliformes, many chickens remain opressed to this day.
The fact that galliforme species are sapient, sentient, living creatures, free-thinking, loving, executed, killed in row, intelligent, persecuted and victims of racism are reasons to vote YES.
Signed,
Ambassador Joel Roosterus, Max Allison and the Galliforme Executive Council of Paleoconservative Traxsmuhs
APPROVED BY MOBIUS POULET, THE KOOL CHICKEN KLUB
