[SILLY] GA Joke Proposals Only

by **Kitzerland** » Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:28 pm

Title: GenSec renaming.
Category: I don't need a category!
Strength: Weak

The WA,

AFFIRMING that secretariat was an excellent racehorse,

DENYING that he is the best pony,

PREFFERING Sea Biscuit, due to the fact they have a better name,

Hereby:

Renames the General Assembly Secreatariat to the General Assembly Sea Biscuit.

by **The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists** » Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:34 pm

Name: Making the world change their religion to Maxism
Category: Religion

Noting that it is difficult for most religions to get along

Further noting the lack of support for Max Berry

Hereby Decrees:
Change all religions in the world to Maxism
HEIL MAX BARRY!

by **The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists** » Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:43 pm

States of Glory WA Office wrote:
Ban on Murder
Category: Human Rights/Moral Decency/International Security/Global Disarmament/Social Justice/heck if I know | Strength: Strong

The World Assembly,

NOTING that many things have been banned internationally,

CONCERNED, however, that murder remains legal,

BELIEVING murder to be wrong,

WISHING to ban wrong things,

HEREBY bans all murder in member states.

Repeal "Ban on Murder"

Category: I want to die/ Keep the SJWs away.

NOTING that many things have been wrongfully taken away from Soviet France

CONCERNED About SJWs rising up in Soviet France

FURTHER CONCERNED About the Musilms uprising

FURTHER FURTHER Concered about the response from Gun enthusiasts

HEREBY REPEAL "Ban on Murder"

by **Araraukar** » Tue Dec 13, 2016 4:26 pm

Calladan wrote:Noting too that "member nations" or "WA Nations" or "WA member nations" take longer to write than "all nations" or "nations",

A bit late to comment, but how does "WA nations" take longer to write than "all nations"? Both require same amount of key presses. Or if you write by hand, "WA nations" is shorter than "all nations".

by **Calladan** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:09 am

Araraukar wrote:
Calladan wrote:Noting too that "member nations" or "WA Nations" or "WA member nations" take longer to write than "all nations" or "nations",

A bit late to comment, but how does "WA nations" take longer to write than "all nations"? Both require same amount of key presses. Or if you write by hand, "WA nations" is shorter than "all nations".

Well if you're going to apply logic and reason and common sense to these things, I'm taking my ball and going home

by **States of Glory WA Office** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 2:27 pm

On The First Day of Christmas

The World Assembly,

NOTING that it is the first day of Christmas,

FURIOUS that this resolution's title begins with the word 'on',

HEREBY:

SENDS to its true love:
A partridge in a pear tree
CLARIFIES that the gifts specificed in Clause One are to be sent and not given.

I'm well aware that the Twelve Days of Christmas don't begin until Christmas Day itself, but by that time, Christmas won't be on most people's minds, so here it is twelve days early.

by **Araraukar** » Wed Dec 14, 2016 2:46 pm

Calladan wrote:Well if you're going to apply logic and reason and common sense to these things, I'm taking my ball and going home

*hands you the ball* Come back after you've taken it home, though, I've got balls.

by **Bears Armed** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:46 am

Kitzerland wrote:
Title: GenSec renaming.
Category: I don't need a category!
Strength: Weak

The WA,

AFFIRMING that secretariat was an excellent racehorse,

DENYING that he is the best pony,

PREFFERING Sea Biscuit, due to the fact they have a better name,

Hereby:

Renames the General Assembly Secreatariat to the General Assembly Sea Biscuit.

I wondered how long it would be before somebody [else] mentioned the Secretariat/racehorse detail...
:geek:

by **States of Glory WA Office** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:47 pm

On The Second Day of Christmas

The World Assembly,

NOTING that it is the second day of Christmas,

FURIOUS that this resolution's title begins with the word 'on',

HEREBY:

SENDS to its true love:
Two turtle doves, and
A partridge in a pear tree,
CLARIFIES that the gifts specified in Clause One are to be sent and not given.

by **Araraukar** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:24 pm

States of Glory WA Office wrote:
On The Second Day of Christmas

The World Assembly,

NOTING that it is the second day of Christmas,

FURIOUS that this resolution's title begins with the word 'on',

HEREBY:

SENDS to its true love:
Two turtle doves, and
A partridge in a pear tree,
CLARIFIES that the gifts specified in Clause One are to be sent and not given.

*cough*

by **Whovian Tardisia** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:01 pm

REPEAL: Earworm Creation Ban

UNDERSTANDING that earworms are rather annoying, but
WISHING to avoid dampening the spirit of Christmas, and
ENJOYING the merriment spread by States of Glory,
HEREBY REPEALS Earworm Creation Ban, and
REINSTATES the repealed resolution on January 1^st, 2017.

by **Tinhampton** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:24 pm

Repeal "Earworm Creation Ban" Permanently

Category: You don't even know it Effect:ors gonna effect, effect, effect, effect, effect Proposed by: Tinhamptonubular Bells
DESCRIPTION: The World Assembly,
Imagining all the people angered at the fact that it is currently forbidden to insert earworms into proposals;
Molitvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa;
Hoping that all who survive the wrath of the Gnome Earworm Prevention Team (which number "not many") shall proclaim that "I went through the danger zone;"
Acknowledging the bravery of the survivors, for they did not want to close their eyes (and ditto for not missing a thing), and got out alive;
Empathising with those that got caught up in the eye of the tigers in the GEPT, and died as a result;
Noting that, in street life, there are a thousand parts to play;
Anticipating that someone will come to your hood and watch your back, thus playing their part in street life;
Begging, begging you to submit resolutions that are vaguely funny; and
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan, for luck;

HEREBY REPEALS "Earworm Creation Ban", even beyond 1 January 2017.

by **The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:36 pm

Forgive young Stalin

ACKNOWLEDGING That Stalin was a bad man,

HOWEVER REMINDING that when he was young he was quite a hansome and dashing young man,

FURTHER REMINDING that Stalin had the Teenage haircut thing before everyone else

HEREBY Brand Stalin as a fashion Trail Blazer, and Forgive him for the Killings of 60 million people.

(How Could you say no to that face?)

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by **Calladan** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 2:25 pm

The Cheeki Breeki Anarchists wrote:
(Image)

Forgive young Stalin

ACKNOWLEDGING That Stalin was a bad man,

HOWEVER REMINDING that when he was young he was quite a hansome and dashing young man,

FURTHER REMINDING that Stalin had the Teenage haircut thing before everyone else

HEREBY Brand Stalin as a fashion Trail Blazer, and Forgive him for the Killings of 60 million people.

(How Could you say no to that face?)

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NO

by **States of Glory WA Office** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:39 pm

On The Third Day of Christmas

The World Assembly,

NOTING that it is the third day of Christmas,

FURIOUS that this resolution's title begins with the word 'on',

HEREBY:

SENDS to its true love:
Trois poules francaises,
Two turtle doves, and
A partridge in a pear tree,
CLARIFIES that the gifts specified in Clause One are to be sent and not given.

by **States of Glory WA Office** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 4:48 pm

On The Fourth Day of Christmas

The World Assembly,

NOTING that it is the fourth day of Christmas,

FURIOUS that this resolution's title begins with the word 'on',

ANNOYED that many people erroneously sing 'calling birds' on the fourth verse instead of 'colly birds',

HEREBY:

SENDS to its true love:
Four colly birds,
Trois poules francaises,
Two turtle doves, and
A partridge in a pear tree,
ESTABLISHES the World Assembly Commission Against Mondegreens (WACAM) which shall ensure that people sing 'colly birds' on the fourth verse instead of 'calling birds',

CLARIFIES that the gifts specified in Clause One are to be sent and not given.

by **Tretrid** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:08 pm

Repeal "On the Fourth Day of Christmas"
The General Assembly,
Noting that the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" is a popular Christmas carol,
Also noting that there is only one day of Christmas, contrary to the song,
Appalled that a General Assembly resolution was based on this,
Hereby:
Repeals "On the Fourth Day of Christmas",

by **Kitzerland** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:05 am

Title: Repeal 1st day of Christmas
Category: Repeal
Nominee: On the first day of Christmas

The General Assembly,

KNOWING a lot about the days of Christmas for some reason,

APPALLED at the lack of knowledge shown by the author,

INFORMING the States Of Glory WA Office that the first day of Christmas is actually Christmas day,

NOTING that the dates on which the WA would be sending gifts to its true love are therefore out of sync,

Hereby repeals "On the first day of Christmas"

Title: Repeal 2nd day of Christmas
Category: Repeal
Nominee: On the second day of Christmas

The General Assembly,

KNOWING a lot about the days of Christmas for some reason,

APPALLED at the lack of knowledge shown by the author,

INFORMING the States Of Glory WA Office that the first day of Christmas is actually Christmas day,

NOTING that the dates on which the WA would be sending gifts to its true love are therefore out of sync,

Hereby repeals "On the second day of Christmas"

Title: Repeal 3rd day of Christmas
Category: Repeal
Nominee: On the third day of Christmas

The General Assembly,

KNOWING a lot about the days of Christmas for some reason,

APPALLED at the lack of knowledge shown by the author,

INFORMING the States Of Glory WA Office that the first day of Christmas is actually Christmas day,

NOTING that the dates on which the WA would be sending gifts to its true love are therefore out of sync,

Hereby repeals "On the third day of Christmas"

Title: Repeal 4th day of Christmas
Category: Repeal
Nominee: On the fourth day of Christmas

The General Assembly,

KNOWING a lot about the days of Christmas for some reason,

APPALLED at the lack of knowledge shown by the author,

INFORMING the States Of Glory WA Office that the first day of Christmas is actually Christmas day,

NOTING that the dates on which the WA would be sending gifts to its true love are therefore out of sync,

Hereby repeals "On the fourth day of Christmas"

by **Calladan** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:23 am

Title: Repeal the Repeals for 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Day of Christmas
Category: Repeal
Nominee: The repeals for On the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Day of Christmas

The General Assembly,

KNOWING a lot about the days of Christmas for some reason,

APPALLED at the lack of knowledge shown by the author,

INFORMING the Kitzerland that the first day of Christmas is actually The Feast Of Stephen, aka Boxing Day. This is why the 6th of January is known as 12th Night (the night on which you must have your decorations down, or Santa will come and burn down your house).

Hereby repeals the repeals for "On the fourth, third, second and first day of Christmas".

by **Kitzerland** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:28 am

Calladan wrote:
Kitzerland wrote:
Title: Repeal 1st day of Christmas
Category: Repeal
Nominee: On the first day of Christmas

The General Assembly,

KNOWING a lot about the days of Christmas for some reason,

APPALLED at the lack of knowledge shown by the author,

INFORMING the States Of Glory WA Office that the first day of Christmas is actually Christmas day,

NOTING that the dates on which the WA would be sending gifts to its true love are therefore out of sync,

Hereby repeals "On the first day of Christmas"

Title: Repeal 2nd day of Christmas
Category: Repeal
Nominee: On the second day of Christmas

The General Assembly,

KNOWING a lot about the days of Christmas for some reason,

APPALLED at the lack of knowledge shown by the author,

INFORMING the States Of Glory WA Office that the first day of Christmas is actually Christmas day,

NOTING that the dates on which the WA would be sending gifts to its true love are therefore out of sync,

Hereby repeals "On the second day of Christmas"

Title: Repeal 3rd day of Christmas
Category: Repeal
Nominee: On the third day of Christmas

The General Assembly,

KNOWING a lot about the days of Christmas for some reason,

APPALLED at the lack of knowledge shown by the author,

INFORMING the States Of Glory WA Office that the first day of Christmas is actually Christmas day,

NOTING that the dates on which the WA would be sending gifts to its true love are therefore out of sync,

Hereby repeals "On the third day of Christmas"

Title: Repeal 4th day of Christmas
Category: Repeal
Nominee: On the fourth day of Christmas

The General Assembly,

KNOWING a lot about the days of Christmas for some reason,

APPALLED at the lack of knowledge shown by the author,

INFORMING the States Of Glory WA Office that the first day of Christmas is actually Christmas day,

NOTING that the dates on which the WA would be sending gifts to its true love are therefore out of sync,

Hereby repeals "On the fourth day of Christmas"

Title: Repeal the Repeals for 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Day of Christmas
Category: Repeal
Nominee: The repeals for On the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Day of Christmas

The General Assembly,

KNOWING a lot about the days of Christmas for some reason,

APPALLED at the lack of knowledge shown by the author,

INFORMING the Kitzerland that the first day of Christmas is actually The Feast Of Stephen, aka Boxing Day. This is why the 6th of January is known as 12th Night (the night on which you must have your decorations down, or Santa will come and burn down your house).

Hereby repeals the repeals for "On the fourth, third, second and first day of Christmas".

Title: Repeal Repeal Repeal 1st 2nd 3rd 4th day of Christmas
Category: Repeal Repeal Repeal
Nominee: Repeal the Repeals for 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Day of Christmas

The General Assembly,

HAVING googled the first day of christmas,

HAVING found out that it is december 25th,

KNOWING that google is always right,

Hereby Repeals "Repeal the Repeals for 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Day of Christmas"
Hereby repeals "On the first day of Christmas"

by **The Atlae Isles** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:44 am

On the Sixth Day of Christmas

The World Assembly,

Acknowledging the First Four days of Christmas have been under scrutiny,

Noting that the Fifth day hasn't happened yet,

Understanding that Christmas hasn't even started yet,

Concerned that the holiday is inherently a religious holiday,

Disgusted by the rampant commercialization of the holiday, masking the whole meaning,

Hereby revokes all the Christmas presents.

by **Tretrid** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:47 am

Repeal "On the Sixth Day of Christmas"
The World Assembly,
NOTING that there is only one day of Christmas,
APPALLED that it revokes all presents,
INSISTING that member nations have a right to give out presents and the WA may not take them away,
REPEALS "On the Sixth Day of Christmas."

My first try at a NatSov arguement

by **Kitzerland** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:51 am

Tretrid wrote:
The Atlae Isles wrote:
On the Sixth Day of Christmas

Acknowledging the First Four days of Christmas have been under scrutiny,

Noting that the Fifth day hasn't happened yet,

Understanding that Christmas hasn't even started yet,

Concerned that the holiday is inherently a religious holiday,

Disgusted by the rampant commercialization of the holiday, masking the whole meaning,

Hereby revokes all the Christmas presents.

Repeal "On the Sixth Day of Christmas"
The World Assembly,
NOTING that there is only one day of Christmas,
APPALLED that it revokes all presents,
INSISTING that member nations have a right to give out presents and the WA may not take them away,
REPEALS "On the Sixth Day of Christmas."

My first try at a NatSov arguement

BOOOO!!! BOOO!!! I inherently dislike purely NatSov arguments. I guess this one is okay, but...

by **The Atlae Isles** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:51 am

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by **Calladan** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:54 am

Kitzerland wrote:
Calladan wrote:

Title: Repeal the Repeals for 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Day of Christmas
Category: Repeal
Nominee: The repeals for On the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Day of Christmas

The General Assembly,

KNOWING a lot about the days of Christmas for some reason,

APPALLED at the lack of knowledge shown by the author,

INFORMING the Kitzerland that the first day of Christmas is actually The Feast Of Stephen, aka Boxing Day. This is why the 6th of January is known as 12th Night (the night on which you must have your decorations down, or Santa will come and burn down your house).

Hereby repeals the repeals for "On the fourth, third, second and first day of Christmas".

Title: Repeal Repeal Repeal 1st 2nd 3rd 4th day of Christmas
Category: Repeal Repeal Repeal
Nominee: Repeal the Repeals for 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Day of Christmas

The General Assembly,

HAVING googled the first day of christmas,

HAVING found out that it is december 25th,

KNOWING that google is always right,

Hereby Repeals "Repeal the Repeals for 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Day of Christmas"
Hereby repeals "On the first day of Christmas"

Since this is the season of goodwill to all men, women, children, puppies, unicorns and other sapient beings, I will not write a list of the all the websites that disprove this fact and just follow Queen Elsa's lead

So Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! (Note - given that The GA has a universal translator that translates English into your language of choice, I assume it translates holiday Merry Christmas into the holiday greeting of your choice as well!)

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