[SILLY] GA Joke Proposals Only

[Gurori]

Title: Make John Cena President
Category: Sexy
Strength Power Level: OVER 9000!

Make John Cena president pls.

[States of Glory WA Office]

Moratorium on the Use of the Word Fascism
Category: Debate | Strength: Who cares?

The World Assembly,

NOTING that debates in this hall are often vigorous,

CONCERNED that some ambassadors prefer to call their opponents "fascists" instead of actually debating,

REALISING that in this day and age, the word 'fascism' no longer has any meaning or relevance,

HOPING to ensure that discussions remain related to the topic of the proposal,

BELIEVING that decisive action needs to be taken to keep the quality of debate high,

HEREBY:

1) BANS the word 'fascism' and all its variants, including but not limited to 'fascist', from being uttered on World Assembly premises,

2) DEFENESTRATES any ambassadors who disobey this resolution,

3) DECLARES any ambassadors who breach these regulations to be a fascist.

[Imperium Anglorum]

Repeal [the post above]

Given that the author is clearly a communist, /s

Repeals [the post above].

[Bears Armed]

Arguably in keeping with the spirit of past legislation:

Extend Abortion Limits

Category: Human Rights
Strength: Significant

Text: The World Assembly,

Having already ruled that pregnant women can have unwanted foestuses aborted at any time up to the moment of birth, and even may have unwanted children killed during the birth process,

Noting that children can prove an unwanted burden to mothers even after they have been born,

And
Wishing to extend the rights of Women still further;

Hereby,

1. Defines the killing of any child under the legal age of majority, if carried out humanely and hygenically by medically trained personnel, as a form of abortion;

2. Mandates that all member nations must immediately legalize such abortions in all cases where they are requested by the relevant child's mother and that mother is also one of the child's legal guardians;

3. Requires all member nations to establish and fund adequate facilities for the carrying out of such abortions;

4. Declares refusal by any medically trained personnel to participate in these actions to be a criminal offence, to be punished by disbarment from continued employment in in any medical career.

[Troperia]

Multiple Vote Allowance Act
Category: Political Freedom | Strength: Significant

World Assembly,

NOTING that some WA member nations love to vote.

KNOWING that voting on a resolution is fun.

SADDENED by the fact you can only vote once on a resolution.

SHOCKED that voting multiple times will force a nation to resign from the WA.

ANGERED by the fact nations banned for voting multiple times cannot re-enter the WA for a long time.

BELIEVING that this nonsense must end.

HOPING the WA would pass this resolution.

REASONING that this resolution is essential to improve the political freedom of the WA.

ACKNOWLEDGING that some nations may abuse this power to pass or repeal a resolution at will.

IGNORING the obvious flaw and glaring problem in this resolution.

BEGGING that the WA passes this resolution for the sake of political freedom.

HEREBY,

1) DEFINES voting multiple times as casting votes more than once.

2) ALLOWS members of the WA to vote multiple times.

3) DESTROY the practice of banning WA member nations for voting multiple times.

4) REMOVE any safeguards against voting multiple times, and finally

5) INCREASING the amount of time available to vote so WA member nations can vote to their hearts contents.

[Calladan]

This is a proposal I would vote for multiple times. Except that until it passes, that would be illegal and get me banned. And once it passes, I wouldn't need to vote for it again.

Oh the irony.

[States of Glory WA Office]

Repeal "WA General Fund"
Category: Repeal | Resolution: GA #17

The World Assembly,

NOTING that the proposal intends to create a funding mechanism for the World Assembly and its activities,

OBSERVING that the World Assembly is now a largely failed experiment,

CONCERNED that some ambassadors possess a false sense of trust in the World Assembly and are therefore refusing to get a real job,

BELIEVING that the only way to solve this is to defund the World Assembly and all of its resolutions,

REJECTING the notion that GA #17 is unable to be repealed,

WISHING to shoot itself in the foot,

ACKNOWLEDGING that the ambassador who proposed this intends to cause chaos,

DISMISSING complaints that the proposing nation will soon be surrounded by unfriendly states as a result,

REPEALS General Assembly Resolution #17, WA General Fund.

As soon as Fairburn finishes writing the proposal, Neville enters the room.

Neville: (sighs) "We warned the Tahkranul delegation. They really should have listened."

[Calladan]

PROPOSAL FORBIDDING OUT OF CONTEXT OR EDITED QUOTING

NOTING that some Ambassadors/Delegates are more verbose or loquacious than others,

NOTING that they sometimes use more words than strictly necessary to get their point across,

NOTING, however, that the upper character limit on posts is quite long,

NOTING, also that editing an Ambassadorial/Delegate statement to support your cause is the act of a poopy-head,

and NOTING that quoting an Ambassador/Delegate out of context is a crappy way to support a crappy argument,

The WAGA hereby proposes :-

1) Ambassadors/Delegates that use the "quote" option must NOT remove any text from the said quote, so that all other Ambassadors/Delegates can see the original point in full and make up their own mind

2) Use of the "snip" option should only be reserved for excessively long text that does not contain any argumentative points, but instead is provided for informational reference only (and so the redaction of which does not alter the substance of the argument)

3) Delegates/Ambassadors who are found to be guilty of altering the thrust of an argument made against their position by use of out of context quoting or editing of quotes shall be deemed to have lost the argument and told to shut up and sit down

4) Delegate/Ambassadors who persist in this heinous activity shall be deemed to be poopy-heads and mocked as such.

5) None of these rules apply to the glorious Ambassador from Calladan

6) Actions can be applied retroactively against any former violators of the above rules.

---xxx---

[Troperia]

I would support this proposal and vote on it multiple times! Only, my previous proposal can never pass...so...yeah.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

USE ALL CAPS AND 200 SIZE TEXT
A RESOLUTION MADE FOR MAKING TEXT YUUGE AGAIN
CATEGORY: HUGELY SILLY | AREA OF EFFECT: TEXT|PROPOSED BY: THE DERPY DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF HERP

THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD ASSEMBLY,


AWARE OF THE LACK OF 200 SIZE TEXT IN THE WA

KNOWING THAT SOME PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE THE WA YUUGE AGAIN

HEREBY ENACT THE FOLLOWING:

ALL TEXT IN ON THE WA FORMS OR PROPOSED MUST BE 200 SIZE AND ALL CAPS

#MAKETHEWAYUUGEAGAIN

[Calladan]

USE ALL CAPS AND 200 SIZE TEXT
A RESOLUTION MADE FOR MAKING TEXT YUUGE AGAIN
CATEGORY: HUGELY SILLY | AREA OF EFFECT: TEXT|PROPOSED BY: THE DERPY DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF HERP

THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD ASSEMBLY,


AWARE OF THE LACK OF 200 SIZE TEXT IN THE WA

KNOWING THAT SOME PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE THE WA YUUGE AGAIN

HEREBY ENACT THE FOLLOWING:

ALL TEXT IN ON THE WA FORMS OR PROPOSED MUST BE 200 SIZE AND ALL CAPS

#MAKETHEWAYUUGEAGAIN

I entirely agree

[Wallenburg]

USE ALL CAPS AND 200 SIZE TEXT
A RESOLUTION MADE FOR MAKING TEXT YUUGE AGAIN
CATEGORY: HUGELY SILLY | AREA OF EFFECT: TEXT|PROPOSED BY: THE DERPY DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF HERP

THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD ASSEMBLY,


AWARE OF THE LACK OF 200 SIZE TEXT IN THE WA

KNOWING THAT SOME PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE THE WA YUUGE AGAIN

HEREBY ENACT THE FOLLOWING:

ALL TEXT IN ON THE WA FORMS OR PROPOSED MUST BE 200 SIZE AND ALL CAPS

#MAKETHEWAYUUGEAGAIN

THIS IS AN ABSOLUTELY EXCELLENT IDEA! APPROVE! APPROVE!

[Tinfect]

[Quotes aren't working properly right now so here's a link to what I would be quoting.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Category: Screaming

Strength: Blood Curdling

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The General Assembly,

Knowing that recent legislation is, at once, infuriating, terrifying, bewildering, and really quite large,

Realizing the need for an emotional outburst of near-biblical proportions to properly express its opinion of this,

Hereby proclaims;
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

[States of Glory WA Office]

NOTING that some Ambassadors/Delegates are more verbose or loquacious than others,

NOTING that they sometimes use more words than strictly necessary to get their point across,

Delegates/Ambassadors who are found to be guilty...shall be deemed to have lost the argument and told to shut up and sit down

Delegate/Ambassadors who persist in this heinous activity shall be deemed to be poopy-heads and mocked as such.

Actions can be applied retroactively against any former violators of the above rules.

I agree completely!

[Troperia]

Repeal 'USE ALL CAPS AND 200 SIZE TEXT'
Category: Repeal | Resolution: TXT#1| Proposed by: Troperia

Description: WA Text Resolution #1 (Category: Text; Strength: Mild) shall be rendered null and void.

Argument: ACKNOWLEDGING the factvthat this resolution had no good effect whatsoever.

NOTING that the proposed resolution is totally and 100% stupid.

RECOGNIZING that nations making proposal are forced to use big texts nobody even likes.

CONCERNED about the sanity of nations proposing resolutions.

WORRIED that they may somehow become insane as a result.

ACKNOWLEDGING that this resolution hasn't been passed yet.

IGNORING the fact and focusing on the big picture.

CARING for the proposers of resolutions on the WA.

The World Assembly hereby repeals the resolution "USE ALL CAPS AND 200 SIZE CAPS".

[Indian Empire]

Use Tiny Text!
A Proposal to require all General Assembly resolutions to be written in size 50 tiny text

SADDENED That normal size text exists
HOPING That people will get better vision to read tiny text,
REALIZING That tiny text rocks
HOPING That the general assembly will actually pass this resolution
IGNORING that tiny text is hard to see and read
HEREBY requires that all General Assembly proposals be written in tiny text.

(hopefully this tiny text proposal is ok)

[Galiagolach]

Abolishment of Vowels

Category: Language | Strength: Significant | Proposed by: Galiagolach

NOTING that the English language uses the Latin alphabet, which contains a collection of vowels (in this context, A, E, I, O, and U. Cases for W and Y being vowels are exempt from this)

QUESTIONING why English feels the need to constrain itself to using these forms of writing when languages like Hebrew, Arabic, and Aramaic get by without writing any of them

URGING all nations to please think of the children

CONCERNED that vowels are an unnecessary waste of space and characters

SHOWING that the removal of all vowels will reduce the amount of letters in the alphabet to just 21, allowing illiterate to learn the alphabet about 23% faster

THIS PROPOSAL HEREBY:
Strtng frm ths mmnt; Rmvs ll vwls frm th Nglsh lngg, nd prvnts vwls frm bng kyd n ny nd ll rgns. Ntns wth vwls n thr nm wll b dtd t cmply wth ths rsltn.

Wrttn b: Th Lctrl Khnt f Glglch

(Translation: Starting from this moment; Removes all vowels from the English language, and prevents vowels from being keyed in any and all regions. Nations with vowels in their name will be edited to comply with this resolution.

Written by: The Electoral Khanate of Galiagolach)

[Calladan]

NOTING that some Ambassadors/Delegates are more verbose or loquacious than others,

NOTING that they sometimes use more words than strictly necessary to get their point across,

Delegates/Ambassadors who are found to be guilty...shall be deemed to have lost the argument and told to shut up and sit down

Delegate/Ambassadors who persist in this heinous activity shall be deemed to be poopy-heads and mocked as such.

Actions can be applied retroactively against any former violators of the above rules.

I agree completely!

applauds, applauds

[Calladan]

Proposal to universally prevent death by gunshot

Noting that there is an almost universal superstition that "somewhere there is a bullet with my name on it",

Noting, too, that most people believe this suggests they will be shot by someone,

Noting that engraving is fairly easy,

Noting that most people can spell their own names (or if not can ask for help in how to spell them),

The World Assembly hereby proposes :-

1) Every citizen within the WA must be given a bullet (of some type) when they are born,

2) This bullet will be engraved with their official, given name

3) If the citizen should change their official, given name then they must have the bullet re-engraved

4) The citizen must carry this bullet around with them all the time, excepting when it is very inconvenient (such as during their ablutions or intimate activity with other citizen(s))

5) If the bullet is stolen, the citizen must report it at once and change their official, given name as well

6) When (if) the citizen dies (of other causes) the bullet can be scrapped.

It is hoped this proposal will stop citizens of the WA shooting each other, since the only "bullet with my name on it" will belong to the citizen themselves.

---xxxx-----

[Troperia]

This is completely illogical....I love it! When can we start voting?

[The Greater Siriusian Domain]

Legislative Humor Act
Category: Freedom of Speech
Stength: All-consuming

Appalled by the lack of humor in recent official proposals,

Noting that laughter is the best medicine,

Hereby lifts the ban on humor incorporated into legitimate proposals.

Let's make legislation funny again.

[Imperium Anglorum]

Proposal to universally prevent death by gunshot

Noting that there is an almost universal superstition that "somewhere there is a bullet with my name on it",

Noting, too, that most people believe this suggests they will be shot by someone,

Noting that engraving is fairly easy,

Noting that most people can spell their own names (or if not can ask for help in how to spell them),

The World Assembly hereby proposes :-

1) Every citizen within the WA must be given a bullet (of some type) when they are born,

2) This bullet will be engraved with their official, given name

3) If the citizen should change their official, given name then they must have the bullet re-engraved

4) The citizen must carry this bullet around with them all the time, excepting when it is very inconvenient (such as during their ablutions or intimate activity with other citizen(s))

5) If the bullet is stolen, the citizen must report it at once and change their official, given name as well

6) When (if) the citizen dies (of other causes) the bullet can be scrapped.

It is hoped this proposal will stop citizens of the WA shooting each other, since the only "bullet with my name on it" will belong to the citizen themselves.

---xxxx-----

Okay, Baldrick.

[Calladan]

Proposal to universally prevent death by gunshot

Noting that there is an almost universal superstition that "somewhere there is a bullet with my name on it",

Noting, too, that most people believe this suggests they will be shot by someone,

Noting that engraving is fairly easy,

Noting that most people can spell their own names (or if not can ask for help in how to spell them),

The World Assembly hereby proposes :-

1) Every citizen within the WA must be given a bullet (of some type) when they are born,

2) This bullet will be engraved with their official, given name

3) If the citizen should change their official, given name then they must have the bullet re-engraved

4) The citizen must carry this bullet around with them all the time, excepting when it is very inconvenient (such as during their ablutions or intimate activity with other citizen(s))

5) If the bullet is stolen, the citizen must report it at once and change their official, given name as well

6) When (if) the citizen dies (of other causes) the bullet can be scrapped.

It is hoped this proposal will stop citizens of the WA shooting each other, since the only "bullet with my name on it" will belong to the citizen themselves.

---xxxx-----

Okay, Baldrick.

I can not deny that that was where the idea originally came from.

[Imperium Anglorum]

Yesssshhh, Minister.

[Gurori]

USE ALL CAPS AND 200 SIZE TEXT
A RESOLUTION MADE FOR MAKING TEXT YUUGE AGAIN
CATEGORY: HUGELY SILLY | AREA OF EFFECT: TEXT|PROPOSED BY: THE DERPY DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF HERP

THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD ASSEMBLY,


AWARE OF THE LACK OF 200 SIZE TEXT IN THE WA

KNOWING THAT SOME PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE THE WA YUUGE AGAIN

HEREBY ENACT THE FOLLOWING:

ALL TEXT IN ON THE WA FORMS OR PROPOSED MUST BE 200 SIZE AND ALL CAPS

#MAKETHEWAYUUGEAGAIN

THAT IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, I SUPPORT THIS PROPOSAL!