[SILLY] GA Joke Proposals Only

[Eireann Fae]

(OOC: So would I, actually :-)

[Romberg]

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Bad burning? Sad pyro is sad.

[Dooom35796821595]

Dirty Bomb Accord

A resolution to Improve cleanliness.

Category: Dirt
Strength: Sterile

Recognising the vast quantities of dirty weapons in the majority of national arsenals.

Declaring the use of dirty weapons to be an abhorrent act of dirty war, and ethically unacceptable in civilised society.

Herby requiring all military equipment and weapons used in war to have as little contamination from dirt, grime organic and inorganic materials that are not components in the operation of the equipment. Therefor establishing a maximum contaminant level of .2% before the device is classified as a dirty weapon and unlawful to use.

[Romberg]

Oh, that pun.

But we shall vote AGAINST, because a relevant proposal against carpet bombing, or the usage of floor fabric coverings to indiscriminately pelt the land, is not accounted for, and we believe that that causes as much harm as dirty bombs, if not more.

[Dooom35796821595]

I think that such an issue would require its own legislation, as to the furnishings of war, and in unison with the DBA would be quite potent.
In fact, it reminds me of worms, so there could be a resolution on the issues raised in that game including, the use of High Explosive old women in war, the use of super sheep, bananas, the Ming vase and of course the Holy hand grenade.

[Romberg]

Worms FTW!

But in that case, we would have to classify the Donkey and Armageddon as weapons of mass destruction, and explicitly ban the use of such.

[Dooom35796821595]

Not at all, as the donkey is to darksiders what Armageddon and buffalo of lies of to lightsiders, beside there would have to be a clause exempting worms from such madness as regulating their destruction in any other way other then tactical significance.

[The Black Hat Guy]

Gnome Rights Act
A resolution to restrict civil freedoms in the interest of moral decency.
Category: Moral Decency | Strength: Strong | Proposed By: The Black Hat Guy

The General Assembly,

Realizing the need to protect the rights of all sapient species,

Startled at the recent revelations regarding the gnomes that staff WA committees,

Appealing to all WA member nations to correct this egregious breach of human rights perpetrated by the very Secretariats that we have grown to trust,

Denouncing the entrapment, slavery, and murder committed by the General Assembly every time a resolution involving a committee is passed or repealed,

Saddened at the recent Gnome genocide that has occurred as a result of the recent influx of repeals;

Hereby

Establishes a new committee entitled "Gnome Protection Agency", tasked with:

• Ending the use of gnomes for committees,
• Pursuing criminal charges against those responsible for the breach of gnome rights,
• Investigating other possible species for use on WA committees,
• Providing mental health assistance to gnomes traumatized by this program,
• Biting the legs of the black market dealers responsible for black market dealings,

Resolves to remain actively seized of the matter.

[ErasmoGnome]

As the nation most heavily affected by this awful scandal now coming to light, this resolution has my full support. We need to bring to light this hidden terror and end it once and for all.

As mentioned in the resolution, the full report on the scandal can be viewed here: http://www.nationstates.net/nation=eras ... ok/id=main

[The Anti Santa]

As the nation most heavily affected by this awful scandal now coming to light, this resolution has my full support. We need to bring to light this hidden terror and end it once and for all.

As mentioned in the resolution, the full report on the scandal can be viewed here: http://www.nationstates.net/nation=eras ... ok/id=main

Sounds like an ideal labor source if you ask me.

[ErasmoGnome]

As the nation most heavily affected by this awful scandal now coming to light, this resolution has my full support. We need to bring to light this hidden terror and end it once and for all.

As mentioned in the resolution, the full report on the scandal can be viewed here: http://www.nationstates.net/nation=eras ... ok/id=main

Sounds like an ideal labor source if you ask me.

Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing us gnomes, you saw it didn't you?

[Eireann Fae]

Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing us gnomes, you saw it didn't you?

Rowan whistles innocently.

[Sensorland]

I prefer that gnomes stay on the lawn where they belong.

[Bodobol]

I prefer that gnomes stay on the lawn where they belong.

That's racist!

[The Black Hat Guy]

I prefer that gnomes stay on the lawn where they belong.

As would the gnomes, I believe - lounging on their lawns in their own homes. That, however, is not the case, as they are brutally torn from their home lawns and forced into slavery as a WA committee member.

[United Federation of Canada]

Gnome Rights Act
A resolution to restrict civil freedoms in the interest of moral decency.
Category: Moral Decency | Strength: Strong | Proposed By: The Black Hat Guy

The General Assembly,

Realizing the need to protect the rights of all sapient species,

Startled at the recent revelations regarding the gnomes that staff WA committees,

Appealing to all WA member nations to correct this egregious breach of human rights perpetrated by the very Secretariats that we have grown to trust,

Denouncing the entrapment, slavery, and murder committed by the General Assembly every time a resolution involving a committee is passed or repealed,

Saddened at the recent Gnome genocide that has occurred as a result of the recent influx of repeals;

Hereby

Establishes a new committee entitled "Gnome Protection Agency", tasked with:

• Ending the use of gnomes for committees,
• Pursuing criminal charges against those responsible for the breach of gnome rights,
• Investigating other possible species for use on WA committees,
• Providing mental health assistance to gnomes traumatized by this program,
• Biting the legs of the black market dealers responsible for black market dealings,

Resolves to remain actively seized of the matter.

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Beleive it or not, this is not as silly as it sounds. I actually tried something similar to this.

[The Union of Sjaelland and Fyn]

Gnome Rights Act
A resolution to restrict civil freedoms in the interest of moral decency.
Category: Moral Decency | Strength: Strong | Proposed By: The Black Hat Guy

The General Assembly,

Realizing the need to protect the rights of all sapient species,

Startled at the recent revelations regarding the gnomes that staff WA committees,

Appealing to all WA member nations to correct this egregious breach of human rights perpetrated by the very Secretariats that we have grown to trust,

Denouncing the entrapment, slavery, and murder committed by the General Assembly every time a resolution involving a committee is passed or repealed,

Saddened at the recent Gnome genocide that has occurred as a result of the recent influx of repeals;

Hereby

Establishes a new committee entitled "Gnome Protection Agency", tasked with:

• Ending the use of gnomes for committees,
• Pursuing criminal charges against those responsible for the breach of gnome rights,
• Investigating other possible species for use on WA committees,
• Providing mental health assistance to gnomes traumatized by this program,
• Biting the legs of the black market dealers responsible for black market dealings,

Resolves to remain actively seized of the matter.

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Beleive it or not, this is not as silly as it sounds. I actually tried something similar to this.

Pearson... was... a... noob... once...
*le heart stops beating*

Anyways:

Banning of War
Category: Global Disarmament | Strength: Strong | Proposed by: The Union of Sjaelland and Fyn

The General Assembly,

FRUSTRATED at the loss of life caused by war

RECOGNIZING that war will continue to exist unless banned

ESTABLISHES a total ban on WA nations declaring war on other nations

[Super-Llamaland]

I'm not sure if anybody knows what the Bro-Code (common among colleges, high schools, and middle schools) is, but here goes: joke proposal. *Music plays*

Enforcement of the Bro-Code Act
A resolution to restrict civil freedoms in the interest of moral decency.
Category: Moral Decency; Strength: Mild; Proposed by: Super-Llamaland

The World Assembly,

SHOCKED that nations could allow their male citizens to use adjacent urinals,
ACKNOWLEDGING that the Bro-Code, which prevents the usage of adjacent urinals by male citizens, is informally used by some communities,
SEEKING to promote global usage of the Bro-Code,
HEREBY MANDATES the following:

1.) Male humanoid citizens shall not be able to use urinals adjacent to occupied urinals.
2.) Any citizen, no matter what species or gender, who is using a urinal shall not be able to use urinals next to occupied urinals.
3.) Toilets or other waste removal systems that are next to each other and do not have protective walls between them shall also fall under the legal boundaries of the Enforcement of the Bro-Code act.
4.) Citizens that violate the Enforcement of the Bro-Code act shall be punished severely for their horrifying misdeeds.
5.) The Bro-Code Committee (BCC) shall be appointed every year to appropriately reprimand nations who do not punish Bro-Code violators severely enough.
6.) This resolution is not to be flexible. All violators of the Bro-Code, including national leaders, members of government, people who are late to important meetings, and young children shall be severely punished.

Thanks to Sensorland and Romberg for proposing some good Severe Punishments!

New Draft:

Enforcement of the Bro-Code Act
A resolution to restrict civil freedoms in the interest of moral decency.
Category: Moral Decency; Strength: Mild; Proposed by: Super-Llamaland

The World Assembly,

SHOCKED that nations could allow their male citizens to use adjacent urinals,
ACKNOWLEDGING that the Bro-Code, which prevents the usage of adjacent urinals by male citizens, is informally used by some communities,
SEEKING to promote global usage of the Bro-Code,
HEREBY MANDATES the following:

1.) Male humanoid citizens shall not be able to use urinals adjacent to occupied urinals.
2.) Any citizen, no matter what species or gender, who is using a urinal shall not be able to use urinals next to occupied urinals.
3.) Toilets or other waste removal systems that are next to each other and do not have protective walls between them shall also fall under the legal boundaries of the Enforcement of the Bro-Code act.
4.) Citizens that violate the Enforcement of the Bro-Code act shall be punished severely for their horrifying misdeeds. Appropriate punishments for minor violations include electrocution, amputation, castration, or being fed to big hungry sharks. Major (such as making disgusting noises while violating the Bro-Code) or repeat offenders shall be forced to suffer through all of the above punishments in order.
5.) The Bro-Code Committee (BCC) shall be appointed every year to appropriately reprimand nations who do not punish Bro-Code violators severely enough.
6.) This resolution is not to be flexible. All violators of the Bro-Code, including national leaders, members of government, people who are late to important meetings, and young children shall be severely punished.

[Romberg]

You forgot to define "severely punished". I propose castration as a possible remedy to offenders.

[Sensorland]

You forgot to define "severely punished". I propose castration as a possible remedy to offenders.

I propose that the electric chair should be used! Or amputation.

[Hyperion]

Mandatory Male Nudism Act[size]
Category: Moral Decency|Strength: Strong|Authored by Hyperion

The World Assembly,

NOTING that underwear can cause chaffing, sores, and even cutting of the weewee parts,

DEFINING weewee parts as the long, but thin tube used for peeing and sexual intercourse,

ENJOYING ads that feature women saying MEN, STOP WEARING PANTS

TRAUMATIZED that the miracle care underwear boxer briefs are not worn by most men,

HEREBY MANDATES that any underwear worn if not boxer briefs is illegal, and that male nudity is compulsory unless briefs be worn.

[Separatist Peoples]

Mandatory Male Nudism Act[size]
Category: Moral Decency|Strength: Strong|Authored by Hyperion

The World Assembly,

NOTING that underwear can cause chaffing, sores, and even cutting of the weewee parts,

DEFINING weewee parts as the long, but thin tube used for peeing and sexual intercourse,

ENJOYING ads that feature women saying MEN, STOP WEARING PANTS

TRAUMATIZED that the miracle care underwear boxer briefs are not worn by most men,

HEREBY MANDATES that any underwear worn if not boxer briefs is illegal, and that male nudity is compulsory unless briefs be worn.

Thin? Ambassador, I'm sorry to hear that.

[Hyperion]

Mandatory Male Nudism Act[size]
Category: Moral Decency|Strength: Strong|Authored by Hyperion

The World Assembly,

NOTING that underwear can cause chaffing, sores, and even cutting of the weewee parts,

DEFINING weewee parts as the long, but thin tube used for peeing and sexual intercourse,

ENJOYING ads that feature women saying MEN, STOP WEARING PANTS

TRAUMATIZED that the miracle care underwear boxer briefs are not worn by most men,

HEREBY MANDATES that any underwear worn if not boxer briefs is illegal, and that male nudity is compulsory unless briefs be worn.

Thin? Ambassador, I'm sorry to hear that.

Hey, what he lacks in width, he makes up for in experience.

[Separatist Peoples]

Thin? Ambassador, I'm sorry to hear that.

Hey, what he lacks in width, he makes up for in experience.

Might I suggest, then, ambassador, that you make your proposal a bit flashier to compensate? After all, experience isn't quite as...readily noticeable? - as a Ferrari.

[Hyperion]

Hey, what he lacks in width, he makes up for in experience.

Might I suggest, then, ambassador, that you make your proposal a bit flashier to compensate? After all, experience isn't quite as...readily noticeable? - as a Ferrari.

Mandatory Male Nudism Act
Category: Moral Decency|Strength: Strong|Authored by Hyperion

The World Assembly,


NOTING that underwear can cause chaffing, sores, and even cutting of the weewee parts,

DEFINING weewee parts as the long, but thin tube used for peeing and sexual intercourse,

ENJOYING ads that feature women saying MEN, STOP WEARING PANTS

TRAUMATIZED that the miracle care underwear boxer briefs are not worn by most men,

IN THE PURSUIT OF FABULOUS, so that gay men posing as anti gay will be noticed due to bners, and gay abuse will end as you will not laugh when others see your boner,

HEREBY MANDATES that any underwear worn if not boxer briefs is illegal, and that male nudity is compulsory unless briefs be worn.