Eradication of Ponyism

by **Hiriaurtung Arororugul** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:07 pm

Crystalcliff Point wrote:"So, I assume that you now recognize non-human sapient beings? It would be monstrous to call for any of them to be killed now, wouldn't it?"

I'm not sure it would be monstrous but it would be illegal under WA law. Now don't get me wrong, I still consider Ponies a threat, possibly a threat to the very survival of our civilization. Like communists.

by **Crystalcliff Point** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:20 pm

"As for my other question, the one in regards to my status as a robot? Are you willing to retract this assertion?"

by **Hiriaurtung Arororugul** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:22 pm

Crystalcliff Point wrote:"As for my other question, the one in regards to my status as a robot? Are you willing to retract this assertion?"

But those Kennyite physicians examined you and determined that you are a robot....

by **Crystalcliff Point** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:24 pm

"There seems to have been a mishap during the examination. It happens to the best of us. I can get a blood sample right now, if it'd help move things alone."

by **Tecknoko** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:24 pm

All of y'all are just plain weird.... :meh:

by **Hungramy** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:27 pm

yum, pony meat, i'm all for this.

by **Hiriaurtung Arororugul** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:32 pm

Crystalcliff Point wrote:"There seems to have been a mishap during the examination. It happens to the best of us. I can get a blood sample right now, if it'd help move things alone."

I'm more concerned with why I see humans when I look at yourself and other non-human sapients, like Ponies. With the Ponies it makes sense, they are using their magic to cause themselves to appear human to me. But why do you look human? I admit that this is very troubling to me.

by **Crystalcliff Point** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:39 pm

"That is odd. Perhaps it's a space anomaly that will sort itself out in time? After all, it isn't perfect and has to deal with certain distortions. Sometimes it over or under compensates...", muttering almost exclusively to himself.

"With that aside, how tall do I appear to you? I'm supposed to be roughly two-and-a-half feet. Humans use imperial still, right?"

by **Hiriaurtung Arororugul** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:46 pm

Crystalcliff Point wrote:"That is odd. Perhaps it's a space anomaly that will sort itself out in time? After all, it isn't perfect and has to deal with certain distortions. Sometimes it over or under compensates...", muttering almost exclusively to himself.

"With that aside, how tall do I appear to you? I'm supposed to be roughly two-and-a-half feet. Humans use imperial still, right?"

Well, you're about two-and-a-half feet tall with dark brown hair, brown eyes and a tan complexion. If I didn't know better I'd think you were a little person of Aundotutunagirian descent, but the accent is wrong.

by **Crystalcliff Point** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:53 pm

"My height and weight would make it unlikely that I'm human. You see, our bones are light and hollow. Hmmm. Doctor Toroko prescribes a surgical smack to the head."

He saunters over to General Arororugul and attempts a well aimed blow at the back of his head. Hoping this would prompt an auto-correction.

by **Hiriaurtung Arororugul** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:29 pm

Crystalcliff Point wrote:"My height and weight would make it unlikely that I'm human. You see, our bones are light and hollow. Hmmm. Doctor Toroko prescribes a surgical smack to the head."

He saunters over to General Arororugul and attempts a well aimed blow at the back of his head. Hoping this would prompt it to auto-correct.

Hiriaurtung Arororugul goes down like a sack of potatoes. He lays on the floor unconscious for several minutes while a crowd of ambassadors stands around him in a circle, wondering if he is dead. He finally begins to stir. Slowly he sits up, rubbing the back of his head.

What.....

He lays back down for a minute, then sits back up.

Whu...how long was I out? What happened? What are all of you looking at? Have I been assaulted? What are those Ponies doing in here? Am I dead? Did I have a stroke?

He sees the ambassador from Crystalcliff Point, a Mimiga, standing in front of him holding a club of some sort.

A Mimiga? Did you hit me? Why am I being assaulted by Mimigas? And why are there Ponies everywhere? Look! There's a pegasus flying around the ceiling!

General Arororugul rubs the back of his head.

Ooooow. My head hurts! I need my opium pipe.

He crawls over to his chair and laboriously climbs up into it, rubs his head some more, then lights his opium pipe.

Ah, maybe this will summon the Dizyntk. Ponies, Mimiga, what will be next, dragons? I need to return to normalcy.

He takes the pipe in his mouth and inhales deeply....

by **Crystalcliff Point** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:36 pm

"Sorry about that," as he puts away the club, "But it seems to have worked. Might I interest you in a ibuprofen? Between us, I was surprised when we first made contact with these 'talking ponies'. There are strange things, indeed, in this world and much of what we take for granted as true simply are not..."

by **Hiriaurtung Arororugul** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:00 pm

Crystalcliff Point wrote:"Sorry about that," as he puts away the club, "But it seems to have worked. Might I interest you in a ibuprofen? Between us, I was surprised when we first made contact with these 'talking ponies'. There are strange things, indeed, in this world and much of what we take for granted as true simply are not..."

Yes, thank you. Maybe that will help. And could you ask Building Management to send over an icepack?

by **Crystalcliff Point** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:27 pm

Toroko tosses a bottle of ibuprofen over, "I'll inform them on the way out. Take care."

Before turning toward the door and leaving.

by **Zaklen** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:19 pm

Peter Zyvex, seeing that all true issues of the debate are over, leaves the chamber, exits the World Assembly building, and boards his private jet to fly back to Zaklen.

"I hope that bagpiper and the reverend have stopped fighting", he thought.

by **Durmatagno** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:59 am

Ugghs, another troll

Ponyism is a philosophy and then theres ponies themselves a "ponyist state" is one that believes on peace and equality, it is not something can be banned from the WA

banning a philosophy or race from the WA is illegal.

So thus this is one proposal that never had a chance, end of story

by **The Assassins** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:08 am

i assure you that our nation will back this with all it's might. and our chemical bombs, of course.

by **Invisible Wabbits** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:45 am

"First they came for the Ponies," murmurs a voice in one corner of the room that had previously seemed empty, "and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Pony.

"Then they came for the Bears,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Bear.

"Then they came for the Dizyntk,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Dizyntk.

"Then they..."

*(sobs)*

by **Murray the Evil Skull** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:28 pm

Invisible Wabbits wrote:"First they came for the Ponies," murmurs a voice in one corner of the room that had previously seemed empty, "and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Pony.

"Then they came for the Bears,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Bear.

"Then they came for the Dizyntk,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Dizyntk.

"Then they..."

*(sobs)*

"There there Harvey. No reason to sob....if theres nothing worse that seeing a 6' tall rabbit cry, its hearing an ivisible 6'tall rabbit cry."

by **Hiriaurtung Arororugul** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:43 pm

Here is a rather disturbing article that has been brought to my attention.

by **New Yugoslavia (Ancient)** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:51 pm

What a wonderful solution to the pony problem. For.

by **Condunum** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:49 pm

"I question the fact basis of that agument. It claims Horses live on antartica, and eat meat there. My first question is... How did they get a Horse to live on a giant ice-covered island? My second question, unrelated to that article, is... Shall we consider this proposal discarded? You've recognized ponies as sapient, even if you do still consider them a threat."

by **Litho** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:59 pm

Hiriaurtung Arororugul wrote:Here is a rather disturbing article that has been brought to my attention.

What the? That's one of the most hyperbolic, ridiculous articles I've read in long time.

by **Hiriaurtung Arororugul** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:36 pm

Litho wrote:
Hiriaurtung Arororugul wrote:Here is a rather disturbing article that has been brought to my attention.

What the? That's one of the most hyperbolic, ridiculous articles I've read in long time.

What? It raises a rather terrifying spectre, if you happen to be human. Ponies are not horses, but they are similar to horses. In fact I think it's safe to speculate that Ponies might be descended from horses. If horses can be man-eating carnivores then it stands to reason that Ponies might have a taste for human flesh as well.

So tell us ambassador, have you stopped eating humans?

by **Hiriaurtung Arororugul** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:41 pm

Condunum wrote:"I question the fact basis of that agument. It claims Horses live on antartica, and eat meat there. My first question is... How did they get a Horse to live on a giant ice-covered island? My second question, unrelated to that article, is... Shall we consider this proposal discarded? You've recognized ponies as sapient, even if you do still consider them a threat."

Yes I think we're about done here.

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