San José Guayabal (SJG) National Team
The Guayabalense NT in the last cycle
Spiel: Qualifying as the first place in the group again and with a good position in the group were enough to feed the hopes to qualify to the Round of 16 in World Cup 73, and those hopes were confirmed after winning the group unbeaten with just one goal against in a group including Polar Islandstates, Farfadillis and Schottia, then the desired door to the Round of 16 was open and Kandorith was the rival, somehow La Selecta won the game and qualified for Quarter-finals and the illusions appeared among the fans, we were in front of the best national team in the history of San José Guayabal, they made more illusions after winning Cosumar with a lone goal and with that qualifying for Semifinals, expectations and illusions were high and people wanted the final but Eura was in front, the Eurans won all their previous games on that cycle with easiness and big amounts of goals on those games. With a smart sense of the game, La Selecta stood against the Eurans and kept them nil-nil in ninety minutes and then going to the penalty kicks after the Eurans tied the game with a late goal, in a mad penalty kick series, the Eurans won the game, 13-12 on penalties but that wasn't bad for the Guayabalense team, they already made history and they achieved more after winning the third place of the World Cup against Vilita with a 4-2 win.
After a CE that put every Guayabalense to dream with an extraordinary participation, reaching the final for the first time ever, with a splendid offense and an extraordinary defense performance, they were ready to face Nephara, but the dream of winning it came to an abrupt dead end, an horrorific 1-5 defeat finished the wonderful run into the tournament, despite that, people is happy by the fact of reaching a CE final for the first time. In WC 74, being hosted back in San José Guayabal, illusion arose at the highest levels, La Selecta didn't disappointed and performed well, beating strong rivals such as Farfadilis, Audioslavia in order to do the dream and achieve the first World Cup Final appearance for La Selecta, a fatidic penalty kick roulette kept the Guayabalenses away from achieving their biggest sporting glory ever.
In this World Cup 75, La Selecta had a new challenge, being at their best moment ever, but since the very beginning, the World Cup Group stage seemed to be a catastrophe, since a rather mediocre participation at that competition, with early defeats vs debutants Bonesea and historical Vilita, getting a bit of redemption against Electrum but not being enough to get past the Group Stage, now, coming to the Eagles Cup, La Selecta wants to come back to that level of football that they achieved back on the WC 73 and 74 period that took them to the highest positions that Guayabalense football has ever reached, now getting a win will be key for the team, as they are confident that they can recover the level.
Summary of SJG important records
First Game: San José Guayabal 2-1 Tatras (Baptism of Fire 53 - Group Stage, MD N°1)
First Victory: San José Guayabal 2-1 Tatras (Baptism of Fire 53 - Group Stage, MD N°1)
First Draw: San José Guayabal 0–0 Myeeria (Baptism of Fire 53 - Group Stage, MD N°3)
First Defeat: San José Guayabal 0-2 The Crystal Empire (Baptism of Fire 53 - Group Stage, MD N°2)
Greatest Game: San José Guayabal 0-0 Valanora (4-3 pen - CoH 63 Final)
San José Guayabal 3-2 The Archregimancy (World Cup 68 - Second Leg of Playoffs)
San José Guayabal 2-0 Cassadaigua (World Cup 68 - Group Stage, MD N°1)
San José Guayabal 0-0 Eura - 1-1 AET, 12-13 PKS (World Cup 73 - Semifinals)
Worst Game: San José Guayabal 2-6 Eura (World Cup 68 Qualifiers, MD N°10)
San José Guayabal 1-2 The Sarian (World Cup 69 Qualifiers, MD N°14)
Interesting Games: San José Guayabal 2-0 The Holy Empire (World Cup 72 - Group Stage, MD N°3 - Win N°100)
San José Guayabal 1-1 3-5 PKs Nephara (World Cup 74 - Final - First WC Final reached)
Biggest Win: San José Guayabal 6-0 New South Aqmuland (World Cup 69 Qualifiers, MD N°5)
Biggest Loss: San José Guayabal 2-6 Eura (World Cup 68 Qualifiers, MD N°10)
Biggest Scoring Game: San José Guayabal 4-7 Legalese (Eagles' Cup, MD N°5)
Boogey Team: Darmen (7 Games, 5 Defeats, 1 Tie and 1 Victory)All-time record: 138-39-61 (After Campionato Esportiva 16)
Kits
Kits tailored by Meski Sportswear (Red Blackiland).
Upper left kit: Home - Lower left kit: Away - Lower right kit: Third Kit - Upper right kit: GK
Note: Bench players are colored with blue, while reserves aren't coloured.
The Roster
Starting XI
GK: #20 Abraham Terrazas (23 years) Izotz Zubia (AUD)
LB: #3 James Moreira (25 years) Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
CB: #4 Mattías Passarelli (31 years) Avenida Leal (FFD)
RB: #5 Meyson Salume (24 years) Revolutionaries (EUR)
DM: #10 Rudy Valencia (30 years) St. John’s Arsenal (QUE)
CM/DM: #2 Sebastián Núñez (26 years) Revolutionaries (EUR)
CM: #9 Árbol Saucedo (27 years) Pradera FC (VLD)
AM/CM: #16 Leónidas Bregoo (26 years) OAS Royal FC (COS)
LW: #11 Sean Fraser (31 years) Real Azuris (COS)
CF/SS: #22 Rodolfo Zelaya (31 years) 1830 Cathair (AUD)
RW: #21 Teitur Vaarisiemi (22 years) Metrópolis Alligators (VLD)
Bench and Reserves
GK: #1 Henry Hernández (31 years) Canalave Dragons (VLD)
GK: #12 Ruslan Molodetsov (27 years) Sunrice Saint-Raptors (USI)
GK: #14 Javier Quintanilla (24 years) FC Polaris (CEN)
LB: #5 Daniel Côçô (26 years) Rammsissil (VIL)
LB: #8 Martín Mô (27 years) Crystal Mertagne (TCU)
RB: #13 Édgar Dârgâneý (32 years) FC Matovallanen (SEM)
RB: #24 Herbert Sosa (29 years) Yucuaiquín FC (SJG)
CB: #6 Marcos Pérez (28 years) FC Real Destroyer (SJG)
CB: #15 Alan Álej (26 years) Licentian Isles AFC (SJG)
DM: #28 Jairo Henríquez (30 years) Fransborg Set Njilkaer (SEM)
DM: #26 Jairo Araujo (29 years) Fransborg Set Njilkaer (SEM)
CM/DM: #30 Antonio Rosado (26 years) Magnaeus City (TCU)
CM: #36 Christian Tenorio (22 years) La Nueva Avenida (FFD)
CM/AM: #29 Oliver Ábrego (25 years) International of Tyrellia (LGL)
MF: #41 Marcos Haedo (24 years) Tannenberg FC (VLD)
RW: #7 Jonathan Faña (33 years) Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
CF: #31 Marcos Ródâs (23 years) FC Real Destroyer (SJG)
LW: #39 Michael Richtie (26 years) Licentian Isles AFC (SJG)
SS: #32 Renato Corrientes (23 years) Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
FW: #37 Javier Encarnación (23 years) Krsthaven (SEM)
RW: #27 Juninho Dos Santos (33 years) Sabrefell Moths (NPH)
Notes:
1: For polyvalent players, their main position is bolded.
2: Main player list, more players can be called up for Qualifiers, rosters for games will be announced on due time.
3: Ages updated until the beginning of the World Cup 75 finals.
After undesirable results in the World Cup 71 Qualifiers, La Selecta decided to start a reengineering in its game system, after proving that a good defense is not something from other planet, receiving fifteen goals in fourteen matches during the World Cup 71, a new slightly defensive system was established in the team, featuring for the first time a line of four midfielders, trying to block the highest number of possibilities of the rival team, also including a rookie into the team, Abraham Terrazas is having his first experience as the goalkeeper of the Starting XI, with one midfielder who can have a role of defense like Núñez, this team is probably a quite defensive version of La Selecta. A key aspect that changes a bit from the other lineups used throughout the history, is the use of two strikers instead, in order to keep the offensive capacity that has characterized the football of the National Team and maybe the bastion of the whole Guayabalense football.
The "home" roster of SJG features the use three defenders with some experience like James Moreira and Meyson Salume, both can act as key players if we talk about the realization of transitions to offensive plays meanwhile Passarelli is the team sweeper and also most experienced of the team in terms of playing in the international scene, specifically in UICA tournaments. In the midfield we can see a rhombus shaped position of four players, being Saucedo and Bregoo a kind of fake forwards due to the changing role of the tactical system that can feature five forwards in case of need and Núñez together with Valencia can be sort of defense in case of need. In resume this strategy helps in defense and attacking because it can turn into a 3-2-5 in attacking moments or a 5-2-3 in defending moments, creating a complete system that can help the team to achieve victory at any cost.
Coach Staff
Head coach: Paulo Oliveira (Valladares) & Alfredo Herrera (Aquillian)
Assistant coach: Alejandro Palacios (Aquillian) & Thomas "Tommy" Taylor (Valladares) & Peter Medvev (TRK Québec)
Goalkeeping coach: José Luis Penedo
Coach: Aritz González
Trainer: Oscar Cabrera
Doctor: Carlos Martínez
Nutritionist: Ruslan Shirokov
Orthopedist: Juan Francisco Pérez
Logistics Manager: Marta Robles
Doctor Assistant: Miguel Ramírez
Strategy and Analysis: Vyacheslav Chernishov
Game style: Over the time, the basic game style of the Guayabalense football has changed, but there is always a main characteristic that still remains untouched: Speed. Guayabalense players are usually technical and fast, they will not doubt to dribble to get past a defense and go forward with a fulminant counter attack, Sean Fraser is the most likely to do this. Fraser is well known for also being a 100 meters competitor and has been in two Olympic Games, his skills at dribbling are average if we compare with another Guayabalense players but his speed is in another dimension. Other characteristics that make Guayabalense football easy to recognize is the typically offensive vocation and discipline of the players: The team is a sole entity, everyone is responsible to participate in attack and everyone is responsible to defend, a tactic called “Fútbol Total” and developed by Paulo Oliveira.
Into more specific terms, the Guayabalense player is all-around, tends to be fast, disciplined and a bit rude while defending since there’s a simple philosophy that it is taught on young academies: “Either the ball or the player can go past the defense but not both” because this, it will be common to see Guayabalense players sweeping and defending in a style that it’s pretty much borderline between getting carded or not. Guayabalense players are “gentleman” sport-wise, they won’t doubt to apply fair play if needed or to stop playing in case a player from the opposition team is on the ground, they don’t dive but they try to provoke defenders to take them down and earn free kicks or penalties to give an opportunity to the “cannon” that Rodolfo Zelaya has in his right foot or try to surprise the rival. Though being “gentleman”, the Guayabalenses aren’t so calm while playing, the players tend to be really passionate on what they do and expect some moments when they will heat up and start arguing with whoever is in front of them. Another thing that Guayabalense players love, to surprise the rival with unexpected moves that usually end in goals and are decisive for the success of the national team in the last couple of years.
Playing on the sides is usual in Guayabalense football, either to go forward and give a cross to find Zelaya in the box or dribbling to get into the area and score a beautiful goal, one of the best things about the 3-1-3-3 implemented by Oliveira and Herrera is the fluidity of the game, allowing four players to defend when needed or even five players attacking when in need to score a goal, the Guayabalense team is pretty compact in this terms, they attack as unity and defend as unity, everyone has an specific role, starting with the main player on the scheme, the “destroyer” who is on charge to “destroy” any chance of the rival and recover the ball or controlling the rhythm of the game when needed, can attack or defend, basically it is the role with most fatigue, players on this role tend to be pretty resistant (physically-wise), fast and overly aggressive, to the point of being really temperamental. Basically, Guayabalense football seeks to force the rival to commit mistakes, high pressure, unity, discipline, speed, precision and a great aerial game.
The Managers
Paulo Oliveira 46 Y/O, Nationality: Valladar
Strict, offensive and organized are three words that describes the new manager of San José Guayabal National Team, former player of the onetime Globe Cup champions, Marinos Metrópolis (He coached on the final series) and them he served to Marinos and helped them to achieve the best positions on the Valladar Liga-1, going to Champions' League berths or Globe Cup berths, his seasons on charge of Marinos showed always a nice display of game, being direct, offensive and with high pressure to the rival defenders, a manager who tends to be strict but motivating to the players of the National Team, Oliveira is one of those managers with a high devotion to football and his environment, especially the ones like the Guayabalense football atmosphere, with a lot of pressure and expectations from the fans and the Football Federation itself. His arrival to La Selecta has already received good criticism, as being "one of the best decisions that the FGF could have made", considering the zestful and strict character of Oliveira, good results can be expected from a renovated National Team.
Alfredo Herrera 68 Y/O, Nationality: Aquillian (Part of Osarius)
We've all heard the anecdotes about Aquillian's national football team manager Alfredo Herrera, and how he is sometimes "endearingly zany". His open training sessions during some friendlies, or at tournaments like the Cup of Harmony or WCQ, reveal some -- but not the full extent of his preparations. He stands on the touchline, barking the same orders over and over until they are followed perfectly. "Retreat! Retreat now!" he barks at his wingbacks during one exercise. "You have less than seven seconds to return or they will pierce the gap!" His barking continues. "Release immediately! No hesitation! No delay! Control, release, move! Control, release, move!" His players are practicing to execute his commands with such speed and efficiency, they appear almost instinctive. The level is intense. He shuffles things around. Rotates players. Alters the tempo. Introduces more rules. Removes rules. The withdrawal, surveying and tinkering process repeats itself several times over before he appears satisfied. "Excellent! This is how we go! This is how we win!" He finally bestows some praise upon his players.
Starting XI Bio
Abraham Terrazas 23 Y/O, Goalkeeper of Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Maybe the youngest keeper on the history of the National Team, Terrazas was even more young when he left to the Audioslavian powerhouse Izotz Zubia, though his youngness was a limit to be on the starting XI, he took advantage of any chance he had to demonstrate his best level of game, through the time, Terrazas has been climbing to the top in his club, after some time. After a disaster caused by Henry Hernández on World Cup 71, Terrazas was chosen by Oliveira and Herrera to be the new GK, his age wasn’t a reason to intimidate him and the circumstances weren't a factor too, giving important reasons to pick him as the defensive bulwark of the team in key moments, especially in CoH 63 final when he saved a penalty kick to the legendary Vanorian striker Laborious Hawk and giving it the first WCC Sanctioned tournament victory to San José Guayabal, also, his participation in WC 72 and especially WC 73 has been a key to secure excellent performances for La Selecta.
James Moreira 25 Y/O, Left Back of Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Young but experienced, Moreira is the typical player who can receive love or hate, his special location in the roster mades him a key player in terms related to defending, being the sweeper but also being one of the creators of the game, despite falling in nerves sometimes the youngest of their football dynasty family as the Moreiras are, his good leadership and attitude makes him being an excellent player in the team since early WC 66, as the time passes, Moreira has consolidated himself into one of those players who do above average performances, a passionated player who dedicates and performs always to the 100% is useful. His main characteristics are: phisical and aggressive player, pretty temperamental player, one of the players with whom the opponent must be careful while facing him.
Mattías Passarelli 33 Y/O, Centre Back of Avenida Leal (FFD)
The oldest of the defenders in the Starting XI and also the one with more experience in the team, Mattías played in the NT since they were an almost amateur-ish side, he played in Alianza FC and achieved three titles, enough to do his move to the Yttribian powerhouse of Delare Minon, when he got another three league tournaments including one solid run in the UICA Globe Cup made him a worship idol for the fans of the team. After several political problems in Yttribia and the relegation of Delare Minon, he decided to leave the club and Passarelli wasn't active for almost two and a half years, he just accumulated NT caps during that time but he always was the same defender, an active and agressive centre back, media and fans were pressing to stop calling him to the NT due to his lack of professional activity but an offer from the Farf side of Avenida Leal was enough to make him signing with them and keeping his position on the national team.
Meyson Salume 26 Y/O, Right Back of Revolutionaries (EUR)
The reliable Salume is back, after being injured for some matches, the strongest player of the teams is now in action to keep the order in the defense, his role is defend but he does the task of midfielder quite often, his strong point of being tall makes him an ideal player to keep the National Team without many troubles, but his slow speed can make some trouble over there, and can do more due to his motivation caused due to his arrival to Polarian lands, where he did a decent performance, consolidating himself into the most reliable player of the defense, but after leaving for some time due to The Big Polarian Freeze, he returned to San José Guayabal and got hired fastly by Atlético Nacional, despite the team did some bad performances in the last years, Salume has prevented that those already bad performances could have turned into a nightmare for the "Nationalist Squad" and then he turned into the captain that they have needed for a long time.
Rudy Valencia 30 Y/O, Defensive Midfielder (Destroyer) of St. John’s Arsenal (QUE)
The globetrotter of San José Guayabal, a player who did his labor in three nations like Mangolana, and Chiata and in Eura, now he's in Semarland to show his quality, Valencia's role is being the destroyer of any attempt of play creation in the midfield, his confidence is a strong point for him but his loose reaction when gets booked it's a trouble for SJG, specially to avoid red cards. Apart from that, Valencia is characterized for being a disciplined player in terms of accomplishing his mission in the midfield, sometimes he manages the tempo but the 65% of times destroys the opposition movements and plays, Valencia is almost always the one in charge to start the counterattacks since the very beginning of this national team, along with the other players he has improved a lot but his maturity at the time of doing his labor is incredible, a totally efficient player, difficult to beat in a head to head thanks to his physic and resistance, leading him to be an important part of the team.
Sebastián Núñez 26 Y/O, Central Midfielder of Revolutionaries (EUR)
Probably one of the youngest promises for Guayabalense football in the future, Núñez is one of the interesting players to follow in the team due to his special moves in the midfield, a player who wants to kick the ball from far as possible and put it inside of the opposite goal, Núñez is more offensive than the average midfielder in terms of moves across the pitch. Without doubts, Núñez is one of those players who are able to risk it all, no matter the cost but he wants to risk in order to do something new, creative and innovative, in resume he is the creative of the team, creates opportunities from unthinkable chances, definitively a mastermind into the team, also he is on charge of being the leader of the "orchestra" by leading the tempo and moving the ball to wherever might generate danger, also, Núñez is a fast player, so he might collaborate on defense and in counterattack when needed.
Leónidas Bregoo 26 Y/O Attacking Midfielder of OAS Royal FC (COS)
The Rulandese born but Guayabalense by nationality Leónidas Bregoo is actually the heart of the midfield with his team mate Rudy Valencia and Sebastián Núñez, Brego is essential in the midfield specially at the moment of being offensive or defensive due to his time-pacing function in the field, with good skills as headers, long crossed passes and long distance shots, considering his good height of 195 cms, is a good header in the area, in conclusion he's the heart of the team in the sense that he is a real motivator into the team, if La Selecta is losing, this is the motivating mind into the team, he considers that there is nothing impossible and there is no invincible team for him, so, Bregoo is a player that is difficult to see him overwhelmed by circumstances or another kind of situations, apart that he is the main passer of the team, a good amount of chances are generated from his passes, a key for Alianza FC success in the last couple of years and a Bastion for OAS Royal FC
Árbol "Tree" Saucedo 27 Y/O, Right Midfielder of Pradera FC (VLD)
The tallest of the team, say hi to the 202 cms high player of the Apoxian team of Wye United. Saucedo is without doubt the main weapon of the team in headers and also one of the main defenders when the rival keeps pushing, taking advantage of his size, Saucedo tends to run fast in counterattacks, with a speed worthy to compete with the best in the Games of the Olympiad is the main characteristic of Saucedo, acts sometimes as a winger when needed but his role is mostly being a box-to-box midfielder and keep pushing while attacking, Saucedo is as James Moreira in terms of behavior into the pitch, aggressive players with some temperamental problems while playing, but not as Moreira though, Saucedo can be a pain on the rival manager's head as his actions are quite unpredictable, especially while attacking, as he is ambidextrous he can shoot from wherever he can, so, he is a main threat for the rival.
Sean "Black Panther" Fraser 33 Y/O, Left Striker of Real Azuris (COS)
One of the top scorers of all the time in the National Team, the useful Sean Fraser is a deadly weapon in the strikers zone, counterattacks, being a damn fast player is what turns him into a dangerous player while attacking, if the defense kicks a ball, it's going to him for sure, as he has a superb control and technique with the ball, Fraser is dangerous for the rival and not only in La Selecta, also in Real Azuris, in the Cosumarite Harlighet Ligan where he unleashes what he likes to do, goals, goals and more goals, something noteworthy from Fraser is his ability to assist in goals, Fraser is extremely good at collective plays, he usually dribbles the defenders and then just serves the ball to the striker or another player near him to score, a pretty smart player that makes stats talking wonders about him.
Teitur Vaarisiemi 22 Y/O, Right Striker of Metropolis Alligators (VLD)
Dubbed by many pundits and fans as “wonder kid” Teitur is one of the quite surprising talents that you could find, taking in consideration his background, from being overweight while he was fifteen, with great scores at his school to be a potential world-class player only seven years after and keeping his Electrical Engineering studies at the same time in distance, Teitur has what it is needed to become some sort of replacement of Zelaya, he has the dribble, the speed and a pretty surprising ability to play, he’s sort of a brain while playing, he excels on being smart while playing, a player that does a lot for the team, has a great sense of collectiveness and a talent to score goals. In two years into the Valladar Liga 1, he has emerged by scoring at least 20 goals per season, and reached 28 in the last one and scoring five goals with La Selecta in four appearances. Emerging fast, noisy but with a low profile, Teitur has a bright future both professionally and sport wise and don’t be surprised to see him at the élite in a decade or way less.
Rodolfo "Fito" Zelaya: 31 Y/O Striker of 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Considered by much the best player in San José Guayabal and one of the best footballers currently playing in the multiverse, Zelaya is the leader and star of the NT, this iconic player has anything to demonstrate that he is the ultimate threat for the rival, a good player at aerial game, good shooting, fast and strong and smart, what more can be asked from him? In resume he is a complete player, a crack. Since child, he has promised a lot and he turned it into reality, won a good amount of titles with Alianza FC, being one of the top scorers in Guayabalense Liga Premier, winning three times in a row the Divisjon 1 with Northbrook Diamonds in Polar Islandstates, being one of the top scorers of the team and also winning one LigAnaia and one Champions' Cup with his current team 1830 Cathair, he has won a lot but he wants to win the World Cup with La Selecta before retiring of football as he said several times before, he had it close on WC 74 but he failed the key penalty, despite that, he was, he is and he will be the crackwho makes the difference.
Specialities: Free kick.
About San José Guayabal
Demonym: Guayabalense/Guayabalian/Guayabalese
Nickname: Mountaineers, Guavas, Vikings, Southerners.
Region: Esportiva
Capital: San Salvador
Population: Aprox. 52 mil.(2205 census)
Largest City: San Salvador
Trigramme/TLA: SJG
Motto: “Unidos Somos Mas Fuertes"
Languages Spoken: Spanish, Russian, English, Swedish, Guayabalian (Official) Norwegian, Finnish (De facto)
Administrative Regions: 18 Provinces + 2 Overseas Colonies
Introduction
The Constitutional Monarchy of San José Guayabal, or also known as Guayabal or simply called SJG is a culturally diverse nation, inhabited by at least thirty ethnic minority groups and five other major ethnic groups, forming a bond of brotherhood between each group offering him to the nation a strong reputation of unity and brotherhood even in the most difficult moments. A former colonizers ancestral heritage and a mixture of innovation and creativity have shown positive effects in this vibrant nation located in the southernmost corner of Esportiva. In this guide basic data information that will help the tourist (Regardless of nationality, sex, species, religion, etc.) to have a pleasant stay in San José Guayabal, with phrases and tips that will be much useful.
History
Originally, San José Guayabal was inhabited by a tribe from the South Pole, which has been called "Eskimos" and which our country still live to this day, beginning more than 2,600 years before Christ. Eskimos settled in small communities on the shores of the south coast of the nation, developing solitarily without contact with most members of his ethnic group or the like. The economy was based on hunting and selling bearskins for the winter season, or the planting and harvesting of grapes or apples during the spring time. The system of government was nonexistent and remained so for a long time, where the Eskimos were the majority before a new ethnic group in the center of the country, which was the group of "Wára-Wára" who ended up being called "Native Guayabalenses.”
Many centuries later, the picture did not change in ethnic background, because the Eskimos maintained a social domain but now much more informed through a central government called "Naalakkersueriaaseq" or simply "Naala", consisting of a governor who tended to meet the role of chief and spiritual guide of the nation. Note that abandoned their nomadic practices and decided to establish around the "Great Lake" now called "Metropolitan Lake", about 230 km from what is now San Salvador, the capital.
We going back to closest date to today, specifically in the 14th century BC, a new ethnic group came from the Northern regions which, specifically from Andarica, we mean the Spaniards who colonized our country with the valorous mission of Explorer Luis Barbosa (Who’s considered as founder of the nation) and transformed it into an important cultural spot for Esportiva then. The discovery of new cities and new cultures was almost unstoppable, the isolated Eskimos decided to merge into a new society, full of opportunities for everybody. And that hasn’t stopped yet, because more groups came to stay in our nation, coming from the north the Finns, Swedes, Russians and Anglo-Saxons, creating a multicultural society in a big nation, who had a strong sense of unity and brotherhood since the early beginning despite the racial differences.
In the last 200 years, San José Guayabal has suffered drastic changes into his history and social system, being caused by political reasons, who led to three civil wars (1989, 2024, 2047) where the main factor was the wish of liberty and prosperity from a diverse but united nation with strong wishes of success in international issues as business, industries and more specially peace and freedom.
Today, San José Guayabal is a nation that is rising from the ruins by leaps and bounds after the most recent and devastating civil war that put a stop to the tyrannical communist regime of then President Miguel Serrano. In an industry dominated by petroleum and energy resources such as shale or subtraction of natural gas in conjunction with a strong and increasingly thriving tourism industry and micro technology based economy (Chips, micro-chips, etc.) are transforming the nation into what people have dreamed of, a country of advanced its breakthrough in the future and seek to overcome adversity to become more powerful and provide a better standard of life for its inhabitants.
Geography, Climate and another natural phenomena
San José Guayabal is a continental nation, located in the continent of Inferiore Minore, Esportiva. Having a great number of surrounding islands, an 85% of The Antartic Territory, doing a great combination of climate geographical features.
The continental area is very irregular, mountainous and extremely volcanic relief, being mountainous in the west, south-central, north-central and eastern containing long plains and steppes in the central area (also called "The Heart") of the nation, The Alpine Belt also called "Cordillera Del Fuego" runs from the border with Estope and Wednesday Evening in the far west to the border with Gregoryisgodistan in the east, forming a branch towards the south coast of the nation. The eruptions are less frequent in recent years, the last eruption was 12 years ago and the possibilities of a new eruption event occur is very minimal. This has generated an abundance of rocky material from the process of cooling of the lava, a very popular material used for gardens, decoration or houses.
Notable exceptions to the mountainous terrain of San José Guayabal are the Central Valley and the Northern Steppe. El Valle is a flat land that does not exceed 600 meters above sea level and extends over much of the Lempa River; the soil is very fertile for growing grain and other agricultural products such as corn, beans, and sugarcane, and also is home of the biggest hydroelectric dams in the entire region of Esportiva.
The North Steppe is the most arid area of the territory, dominated by its large sand dunes, this region has very little rainfall throughout the year and extreme weather in the summer, easily exceeding 42°C at noon and decreasing the 9°C at the night, fauna it’s minimal there except for scorpions and some lizards.
The climate of San Jose Guayabal is generally quite predictable because there are four distinct seasons being these winter (June 21 to September 20), spring (September 21 to December 20), summer (December 21 to March 20) and the autumn (March 21-June 20) while in Rossana (overseas colony) the condition is different because of its location in the northern hemisphere being the winter between December and March, spring between April and June, the summer between July and September while autumn is from October to December. It's very rare to see a non-corresponding to the station in our country climate, with stable climates for each season and very few flaws in the service of climate information in the news and newspapers because the control systems of the climate and the almost obvious weather patterns.
In terms of natural phenomena we can find three, the most catastrophic ones are the earthquakes, a very common event in the nation due to its volcanic activity and its location between two major tectonic plates, the Southern Plate and the Inferiore Plate. This makes our nation quite prone to seismic events place but do not panic. The nation has high construction standards regarding the prevention of seismic events and is mandatory that each building has evacuation plans which are placed in visible to make easier the evacuation besides making evacuation drills at least two times for year. Note that at least 45% of citizens are people trained to provide first aid, this being part of the given requirements to complete the Students’ Social Service, required for the graduation of students in the education system.
We now turn to other less lethal phenomena, as are the aurora australis and the migration of geese, spectacular events that attracts lots of people. The aurora australis is a phenomenon that occurs mainly from March to September, while maintaining an appropriate intensity to be seen until the end of December, usually can be seen throughout the country, including northern areas like El Roblar or Metapán. The migrating of geese occur during September to December, from the Central Valley region they move to the South Pole, then head north of Esportiva. These spectacles often bring many people to be witnessed, because they have an enormous facility to witness each of these phenomena.
Travel
Visiting San José Guayabal is not a very complicated process, as the provisions of international travel are applied for each foreign visitor. International flights usually land at three airports, one for each egion of the country, being the El Roblar International Airport designated to the west, Luis Barbosa Airport in Vladivostok for the central region and San Salvador International Airport to the east, the latter being the most important because of its location in the capital.
On transport and within San Jose Guayabal, we can find many alternatives among these is a rental car, join a tour group to use a minibus, taxi, public bus system, the private mass transportation, the underground (Available in cities over 500,000 inhabitants com) the bullets and domestic flights trains provide easy connectivity between one point and another in the nation, but can mention popular media, low cost and short runs as the tuc tuc and the colloquially called "coaster" (small minibus whose route is fast but to some extent uncomfortable due to the high volume of music and the sound of their mufflers). As mentioned, the transport between different parts of the nation is very easy, even people facilitate travel through the "ride" method, something often practiced by people who made a short trip and bear a considerable burden in order to avoid walk with overload.
Transportation is a very fast method SJG if done especially between cities separated by many kilometers because there is no speed limit on highways, although it is recommended to drive at no more than 140 kilometers per hour.
It’s important to say that you should drive defensively in the roads, especially in the interstate highways, due to the very aggressive driving style of Guayabalenses in general, drive always at your right side and carry an extinguisher, reposition tires and use always your seatbelt, failure to do this might cause you high fines with the police, the fines should be paid at the local police department, in any bank or pharmacy under the “EasyPay” system which can be found in almost every town in the nation.
Culture & Society
Religion
San José Guayabal is a predominantly religious nation since ancient times, presenting a wide variety of thoughts about divinity.
From the beginning of time to the Eskimos, prevailed a kind of shamanism mixed with pagan rites in honor of the earth, moon and sun, entities of great importance to the Eskimos because of their dependence on agriculture and sun for planting and harvest of food and other goods for storage in the winter, which was worshiped by the moon and snow, who deserved rest and relaxation afforded to the Eskimos that time.
This Eskimo tradition of worshiping natural phenomena remained for more than 2500 years until the arrival of Spanish colonizers, who spread a new faith, Christianity in an easy way and without shedding innocent blood by religion. The Guayabalenses have been very receptive to the religion without falling into religious fundamentalism and fanaticism, this being a meeting point of unity and for society.
The Catholic branch of Christianity was the most professed in San José Guayabal to the arrival of the ethnic groups of Nordic origin like the Swedes and Finns who are predominantly Protestant, their influence on the people was so great that within two decades (1840- 1860) the percentage of Catholics dropped from 86% to 7%, and Protestantism dramatically increased to 89% of the population said to practice religion mainly based on the three pillars that characterizes San José Guayabal populace as a whole: Unity, Brotherhood and Passion.
Language
Because being a multicultural nation, many languages are found in San Jose Guayabal, 31 to be precise, of which only five are relevant in their social use and only two are used by the government. At least a basic knowledge of Spanish language is more than useful in our nation but not essential, because 68% of the population has declared Spanish as their first language and 85% admit to have sufficient knowledge of the language. There are also four more languages in which the population has knowledge such as English (spoken by 70% of the population, 12% as their mother tongue), Swedish (spoken by 35% of the population, 4% as mother tongue), Russian (spoken by 26% of the population, 7% as their mother tongue) and Finnish (spoken by 17% of the population, 3% as their mother tongue).
The people of San Jose Guayabal are known regionally for the effort they made to learn new languages, speaking on average three to four languages at an appropriate level for communications with different people, according to them this is essential because knowledge is acquired different cultures and helps to relate to more people in The Multiverse.
Below, a table of English phrases translated into Spanish is presented, in order to have a broader contact with the population or in case of an emergency, which can be very helpful during your stay.
Basic English-Spanish words Guide
Note: Emergency number in San José Guayabal it's the 767
(SOS), the access is free and can be reached in any phone,
be it landline, cellphone, etc.
Nota: El número de emergencias en San José Guayabal es el
767 (SOS) es de acceso gratuito desde cualquier teléfono,
sea fijo, celular, etc.
English Spanish
Hello Hola
How are you? ¿Cómo estás tú?
Fine, and you? Bien, ¿y tú?
What's your name? ¿Cómo te llamas?
My name is... Mi nombre es...
Good morning/day Buenos días
Good afternoon Buenas tardes
Good evening/night Buenas noches
Good bye Adios
Can you show me your migration papers? ¿Podría mostrarme sus documentos de migración?
Yes Si
No No
Please Por favor
Thank you Gracias
Where's the stadium? ¿Dónde está el estadio?
Where's the bus terminal? ¿Donde está la terminal de buses?
I'm feeling sick Me siento enfermo
Help Ayuda
Call the ambulance, please Llame a la ambulancia, por favor
Pain Dolor
Head Cabeza
Stomach Estómago
Arms Brazos
Legs Piernas
Fingers Dedos
Nails Uñas
Headache Dolor de cabeza
Stomach ache Dolor de estómago
Hotel Hotel/Hostal
Room Habitación
Team Equipo
Fan(s) Hincha/Hinchada
Hooligans Barra brava
Seat Asiento
Ticket Boleto
Entrace Entrada
Exit Salida
Water Agua
Food Comida
Thirsty Sediento
Hungry Hambriento
I'm hungry Tengo hambre
I'm thirsty Estoy sediento
Beer Cerveza
Restaurant Restaurante/Comedor
Underground Subterraneo/Metro
Police Policía
Military Police Policía Militar
Ambulance Ambulancia
Paramedics Paramédicos
Church Iglesia
Theatre Teatro
Hospital Hospital
Forest Bosque
Mountain Cerro/Montaña
Peak Pico
Car Carro
Fuel Combustible/Gasolina
Diesel Combustible Diesel
Full Lleno
Cold Helado
Hot Caliente
Humid Humedo
Warm Mojado
Passport Pasaporte
Football Fútbol
Ball Balón
Pitch Campo/Terreno de juego
Goal keeper Portero
Defender Defensa
Mid fielder Mediocampista
Striker Atacante
Yellow card Tarjeta amarilla
Red card Tarjeta roja
Sun Sol
Moon Luna
Day Día
Afternoon Tarde
Evening Noche
Wind Viento
Rain Lluvia
Desert Desierto
Beach Playa
Lake Lago
Lagoon Laguna
Food & Etiquette
Food in San Jose Guayabal is very diverse, varying due to the presence of different ethnic groups that have imported your culinary culture to our nation, varying by region, but yes there are dishes that are distinguished from others if we talk about popularity nationwide.
Eating habits in SJG tends to be foods with moderate calories, being mainly meat and some salads that are normally accompaniment to the main course, where it normally waits for all those who eat at the same table finish their plate, then they start to eat all at the same time the main course, as tradition, a toast is made by anyone at the table. It is considered impolite to leave food residue on dishes and should you be invited to a house to eat or social activities, is always appropriate offer to wash the dishes and glasses where you ate, this being a gesture of good education and thanks to the host (not always the person that is offered is done, is considered as a simple act of appreciation.)
The typical dish par excellence of San José Guayabal are Pupusas, is a food made from mass shaped like circle, stuffed inside with fried beans, cheese, pork rind, squash, blackberry. This is often accompanied by vegetable tanning and ketchup.
Other main courses are: Tray (Composed of roast beef with barbecue, rice, salad, soup and fries), Quesadillas, Coastal Chops (Cutlet, bathed with barbecue and served with shrimp), Croquettes (breaded meat, accompanied with piece of dough and rice) and Spaghetti. Among the salads are: Paisa salad (lettuce, avocado, omelet, egg, chicken, bacon and corn chips) and the “Mil Cumbres” salad (lettuce, tortilla croutons, chicken, tomato, corn and ranch dressing).
Football Culture
Football in San José Guayabal is the sport that moves the masses, on any day and at any time of day is normal to see children playing football in the streets of residential areas or football academies, the Community youth playing football in tournaments, or at academies of professional or semi professional teams, adults meet after the workday with peers and then perform matches, as distraction from work stress and also the elderly and women, who do not hesitate to leave their detention work in order to enjoy the football. Through this we can deduce that as people get involved in football in an active way, so is his passion.
The passion for football is very excessive in our nation, for some it is cultural issue of pride support their team and others, is literally his own "religion" if you are so want to call, many fans to stadiums are directed to support his team in an almost unique way, the hostility in the atmosphere and tension is very high, the songs of hate towards the opponent and vice versa are very frequent flares, pyrotechnics, giant banners to support the team, hypes, trumpets and other musical instruments give much color to the bars organized teams or selection, popularly known as "Barras Bravas" are very common, but accidents between the fans are very rare.
Discuss and be contrary to any guayabalense about football in public is something that will not be very pleasant, especially if the national team is playing. In such cases, groups are formed and the riots start against the supporters of another nation, then this gives origin to the riots. Something forbidden by the laws of behavior in stadiums, as if they are the perpetrators, be of any nationality, the price to pay is high, from fines of 1,000 crowns (NS $ 2,000) up to three months in jail, or if they occur fatalities.
It is recommended to refrain from displays of hatred and mockery against the home crowd, in order to avoid problems of any kind during your stay, note that stadiums are not allowed to enter water bottles, umbrellas, sharps, flagpoles or pencils. You can enter flares, banners and musical instruments with previous notice to the police (if you are from an organized “ultra”), it is important to mention that you can find different food at the stadium, from ice cream to banquets of gourmet food, any kind of drink is available from the typical and highly alcoholic “Chaparro” to typical beers or wines.
Note: Click on the title and listen to the tune.
Spanish Long Version - For Formal Acts and/or Ceremonies
¡Despierta, Guayabalense, del sueño de la muerte
en el que te sumieron los tiranos!
Ahora o nunca, fórjate otro destino
ante el cual se inclinen tus enemigos.
Ahora o nunca
demos pruebas al universo
de que por estas manos, aún corre sangre Guayabalense
y de que en nuestro corazón conservamos
un nombre que triunfa en la lucha, ¡el nombre de Ramírez!
Mirad, gloriosas sombras de Barbosa, Hernández, Suárez
a la nación Guayabalense, pues es vuestra descendiente.
Con brazos armados, con vuestro fuego en las venas
"¡Vida en libertad o muerte!" gritan todos los Guayabalenses.
Spanish Short Version - Most Used
¡Despierta, Guayabalense, del sueño de la muerte
en el que te sumieron los tiranos!
Ahora o nunca, fórjate otro destino
ante el cual se inclinen tus enemigos.
Mirad, gloriosas sombras de Barbosa, Hernández y Suárez
a la nación Guayabalense, pues es vuestra descendiente.
Con brazos armados, con vuestro fuego en las venas
"¡Vida en libertad o muerte!" gritan todos los Guayabalenses.
English Long version - For Formal Events and/or Ceremonies
Awaken thee, Guayabalense! wake up from deadly slumber
The scourge of inauspicious tyrannies
And now or never to a bright horizon clamber
That shall to shame put all your enemies.
It's now or never that we prove to the world
That in these veins still flows Guayabalense blood
And in our hearts for ever we glorify a name
Triumphant in battles, the name of Ramírez.
Behold, imperial shadows, Barbosa, Hernández, Suárez
At the Guayabalense nation, your mighty progeny
With arms like steel and hearts of fire impetuous
"Live in liberty, or die" that's what they all decree.
English Short version - Most Used
Awaken thee, Guayabalense! wake up from deadly slumber
The scourge of inauspicious tyrannies
And now or never to a bright horizon clamber
That shall to shame put all your enemies.
It's now or never that we prove to the world
That in these veins still flows Guayabalense blood.
Behold, imperial shadows, Barbosa, Hernández, Suárez
At the Guayabalense nation, your mighty progeny
With arms like steel and hearts of fire impetuous
"Live in liberty, or die" that's what they all decree.
I Give To My Opponent Permission To:
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Choose My Goalscorers: Y
Godmod Goalscoring Events: N
Injure Players: Y (Please TG or contact me in IRC. Length and severity will be determined by me).
Godmod Injury Events: Y (Be creative but realistic, just write things that can happen normally).
Red Card Players: Y (Just one player).
Yellow Card Players: Y (Maximum six players).
Godmod Other Events: Y (Please TG or contact me in IRC about that, but please be creative and jocular).
Noteworthy: Any roster modification, home venue for matches in SJG and relevant information will be posted in RP before the matchday if possible.
Any idea? plase shoot me a TG or contact me on IRC, I am always open to fresh ideas for RP.
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PLI Islanders F (MIn) 
CD Barrio El Niño F (DVi) 
Lonngeylin Coast (Vilita) (MIn?) 
Kionao Locals (Turori) F (MIn) 
Utica United M (DIn) 
FC Fairleigh-Sarburton F (MIn)
Letson Town F (LVi) 
Coret Hawks F (LVi) 
Belle Epoquenne F (Underage) 
Campbell M (DBl) 
New Llama Stars F (LIn) 
Llerana SC M (DIn) 
Real Azuris F (MVi) 
Hashbury M (DIn) 
Gracemaria M (DBl) 
Kingsgrove 
Starling 
FC Jansberg 
Ibini FC 
Eastweald 
Sabrefell Athletic 
Violence Chariots 
Canalave Dragons 
Real Azuris 
Avenida Principal 
Maximum Rovers 
Cornellians 
