Official Communication
Vaugania Sports Federation
To: Mr. Henning Bakken, Head Coach, Vaugania Basketball
We would like to congratulate you, Mr. Bakken, on being the first man to lead the new Vaugania Scarlets into international competition. As you know, this has been a very long road for the Vaugania Sports Federation. After our great nation cloistered some time ago, the future of sporting was in doubt in Vaugania. We had played host to a variety of international tournaments and were building quite the reputation on the international scene. It is even possible that we could have bid to play host to an official, World Cup Committee-sanctioned event such as the Baptism of Fire or Cup of Harmony. While our reclusion was perhaps necessary to solve our domestic issues, we are overjoyed to be back in competition.
As you know, the Vaugania Sports Federation replaced the Department of Sport, a subdepartment with the Department of Health and Human Services. While we are still responsible to the government for our actions, we are now a privately funded organization. Thankfully, our brothers and sisters at home were incredibly enthusiastic and generous due to our return to the international scene. We have ensured plenty of funding so you need not worry about that. However, we aren't the government anymore so our budget isn't earmarked into the budget and we can't just go ask for some more, so we are going to ask you to give us some results. If we can't meet our goals, your job will certainly be in danger. There isn't room to waste money on coaches that are going to tank our team. But all of us at the VSF know that you are very capable and won't disappoint.
Of the seven teams in the group, four are ranked and we are at the bottom of those four. For our return to basketball, we want you to at least maintain the status quo and finish 4th or higher. We understand that the Scarlets are at quite a disadvantage being nearly 100 places below the team that is the 2nd lowest ranked in the group. That being said, there are also a number of unranked teams in the group. This is where we expect you to bring results. For the group stage, we desire at least 3 wins. You should be able to pick them up against these unranked teams. If not, you'll have a fight on your hands to steal a win from one of the higher ranked teams. As for a stretch goal, we'd like you to pick up a 4th win. This way, we will have proven that the Scarlets can take on better teams and e would even have a shot at the top two and qualification for the Round of 16.
As for tournament information, it seems that the Valladars are not being kind neighbors. You will have to take your team east to the Valladar mainland. Of course, it would have been much easier for us if they had scheduled a group in Edmonton or Adelaide, seeing as we border the Westlands, but it seems that this is not so. We will also provide two translators to your team. It seems that the placement of our group is also disadvantageous to us. We will be in the Spanish-speaking city of Pradera.Had we ended up in the Foix, Mountbatten, or Eterna areas, we would have been absolutely fine with English or French, but it seems that this could not be so either. Anyway, here's to a good tournament. God-willing, we'll put on a strong showing.
Yours in Christ,
The Vaugania Sports Federation