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The Sword Bloke wrote:STARLARKY; SWORDEANS AGAIN EQUAL 2ND AFTER WIN
The Sword Bloke has been rocked in recent days, with the shock bombing of Owneristanol by San Jose Guayabal. The Swordean dictator Shop Owner will attend a memorial service for the many victims. The Swordean population are also affected; They are at risk of death from somebody other than Shop Owner. Luckily for them, soccer is a great distraction. And today, they had an easy game that they were red-hot favourites to win.
Against who, you ask? Starlarknia, of course. Our opponents had very little experience in the international sporting realm before being drawn in Group 20 of the World Cup. The Swordeans were 3rd in their group, being ruled out of 2nd because of the Unified Sunrise Island's better goal difference, while the Sandwiches from Sandwich Territories are first in our group.
The Swordeans had the advantage of starting off with the strong Starlarknian wind their way. McAldo & Jells Kondrii were waiting for the whistle to blow. While they were waiting, shirtless Swordean fans lifted up posters stating 'Death to all of Guayabal' & 'Prayers to Owneristanol, Bombs to SJG' among other things. The whistle blew. The game started. Jells Kondrii ran down the field. The Fans were cheering...
In the 12th minute, the Swordeans were quite unlucky, with yet another offside goal. Jells Kondrii, the fast 180cm forward was running here, there and everywhere. He this time ran another hard run, ending up passing it to an offside Daniel Barnet-Murray, who tried an awesome scissor kick goal, which unfortunately didn't work out, though it ended up in the net. Swordean fans looked like they were about to jump onto the field and kill the referee. Luckily, they didn't, because if they did, we would be forced to forfeit the game. How sad. Luckily, as I said, that did not happen. Anyways...
32 minutes of defensive play isn't anything that happens often. With the Swordeans, it does, though. Guess how long they were defensive for? 32 minutes. So in the 44th minute, the Swordeans started attacking. After a horrible Starlarknian corner by Dudey Dude went straight to John Antle. Antle passed to Kondrii, who did what he had been doing for most of the game, running. He evantually ran down to the box, before kicking it terribly, making it hit the post. It evantually rebounded to the Starlarknian goalie. Would have been a good goal by the guy who this qualifiers, finally made his return to football, 12 months after last playing for That Team, in the game he will dread for life; The day he ruptured his anterior cruciate ligament, or ACL, and was told he would require a knee reconstruction. Luckily, that was the last, and he's back and fit now.
After half time, the Swordeans were prepared for the 2nd half, the half they are known for performing well in every day. They started off well, as usual. Jamie Haigh again continued his good form. Jells Kondrii continued his awesome running form. But at the moment there wasn't anything they could do. Until the 57th minute...
In the 57th minute, Jells Kondrii bombed it into the box for McAldo to score. McAldo was in an offside position. Yes, when he touched the ball, he was offside. Yes, the flag went up. But it just happened at the moment the courageous McAldo was pushed down by the Starlarknian defender. The ref had no choice but to give Starlarknia a red card. It was the penalty for McAldo to take. And what did he do? He slotted a Panenka kick successfully, with the goalie jumping the left while the ball smashed into the middle.
The few Swordean fans who travelled to Starlarknia erupted into cheers. McAldo hailed WorldVision, Jells Kondrii took a sip of a Swordean fan's cola, WorldVision 39 entrant One-Hit Jimson, who gave the Swordeans their highest ever position of 22nd, started singing and the fans started chanting. It was the perfect 57th minute goal.
The Starlarknians nearly slotted one in when they got a penalty. Ormond Langford's tackle on Brody Bro, however, could only warrant a yellow card. Brody Bro stood up to take his penalty kick in the 82nd minute, and... Hit the crossbar. George Haklim couldn't get his hand to it the first time. Brody Bro tried heading it in, but Haklim caught that. The Swordeans were destined to win now.
And obviously they did. The fans went wild after the victory, like they have with every other Swordean victory. The Swordeans, however, were still equal 2nd; Well, 3rd, with the Unified Sunrise Islands having a better goal difference than the Swordeans, having got a 3-0 victory on the same Saturday night as the Swordeans against Electrum. The Swordeans secured a shock 1-0 victory against the Sunrisians in their 8th matchday. Who knows how the Swordeans will progress? I don't exactly know, but they will be good, and that is a guarantee.
Next up for the Swordeans is Electrum; The Electrumites from Rushmore are 4th in our group; The Swordeans are 6 points ahead of the Rushmori nation. A win should all but guarantee that 2 of 3 nations will make it into the top 2 spots; Yours Truly, the Sandwich Territories & the Unified Sunrise Islands. Our prediction is us first and straight into the finals, while the Sunrisians just make it into the playoffs on goal difference, and win and go into the group stage. I don't know what will happen... But we will qualify.
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