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Postby Stvoto Latoli » Tue Mar 10, 2015 11:47 pm

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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 12 July 4012

Gu Zhahogowdoo

Saturday, 7 July 4012
Goytowlishemei 3–1 Stvozhaboythumow

Sunday, 8 July 4012
Pkethat Hevnaje 3–1 Šešri’makaru
Juqha Zhaba 0–0 Sunbirds
Brewers 1–3 Vezhidrupa
Gerthamasa Boyseh 2–0 Cóiméid
Lobyuseistvooshu 3–1 Vortex

Goytow's 12th minute goal was a portent of things to come in the second half - Stvozhaboythumow equalized ten minutes later but they melted later, and Sunbirds failed to open up Juqha Zhaba's backline over the course of ninety minutes the next day, which meant that when Pkethat Hevnaje came from a goal down to defeat Šešri’makaru, the Red-Whites moved seven points clear at the top. Suddenly, after a dozen matchdays of tightness, Pool 1 is no longer even close. Over in the other pool, by contrast, Brewers' huge lead has withered away to a solitary point. Their disastrous home loss to Vezhidrupa, which, if it hadn't been the Chartreuse-Oranges playing, you could have seen coming given the All-Whites' sudden return to elite form. Lobyuseistvooshu couldn't pass up the opportunity, and didn't. Vortex were no match for the Red, Gray, and Chartreuse, and now Lobyu are well and truly embroiled in the title race. Finally, Gerthamasa Boyseh had captain Yachušechedra Wambukawo's left boot to thank for staying just ahead of Vezhidrupa in the table - the wingback's two penalties gave the Boys a critical win in Tobyumosyu. The result was worse for the Comets than it was good for the Purple-Greens, as now Teach Iarann's own have fallen to fifth.

--Pool 1                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pkethat Hevnaje        13   10   1   2    26    8  +18    31
2 Stvozhaboythumow       13    7   3   3    24   10  +14    24
3 Sunbirds               13    6   4   3    19   12   +7    22
4 Goytowlishemei         13    5   3   5    18   20   −2    18
5 Hozastvu               12    4   0   8    13   21   −8    12
6 Juqha Zhaba            13    3   3   7    14   23   −9    12
7 Šešri’makaru           13    2   2   9    12   32  −20     8

  Pool 2                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Brewers                13    9   2   2    23   12  +11    29
2 Lobyuseistvooshu       13    8   4   1    21    8  +13    28
3 Gerthamasa Boyseh      13    7   0   6    23   20   +3    21
4 Vezhidrupa             13    6   2   5    22   17   +5    20
5 Cóiméid                13    5   4   4    21   17   +4    19
6 Vortex                 13    3   2   8    14   25  −11    11
7 Bei’thatho             12    0   0  12     2   27  −25     0

TSLB League 1

Friday, 6 July 4012
Urnabhi 1–0 Zhevassi

Monday, 9 July 4012
Buqul Ashabab 1–2 Eastern Quay
Bolcáin 4–2 Aill Mhór
Ha’amdesseh 2–2 STS
Al Atiq 1–0 Iron House
Bijji 1–0 Kileh Gulabhav
Raktaghav Hathi 2–0 Therakham
Angels 5–0 Šah
Stvoyboystvei 3–1 Igizimoomyu
Troystverdyu’thatho 3–0 Sheizheidoo
Troytitresheiha 6–1 Trotahoy
Owgatreh’hyuda 2–2 Eihi’thatho

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Bolcáin                  14   11   1   2    29    8  +21    34
 2 Al Ziya                  14    8   4   2    31   15  +16    28
 3 Aill Mhór                14    6   4   4    23   19   +4    22
 4 Al Atiq                  15    6   4   5    20   16   +4    22
 5 Buqul Ashabab            14    5   5   4    19   23   −4    20
 6 Eastern Quay             15    4   3   8    15   29  −14    15
 7 Ha’amdesseh              14    3   5   6    19   24   −5    14
 8 STS                      14    2   5   7    14   23   −9    11
 9 Iron House               14    2   3   9    14   27  −13     9

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           15    9   4   2    27   13  +14    31
 2 Raktaghav Hathi          14    7   4   3    25   19   +6    25
 3 Shadows                  14    7   4   3    29   18  +11    25
 4 Zhevassi                 14    7   2   5    21   16   +5    23
 5 Therakham                14    6   5   3    20   13   +7    23
 6 Bijji                    14    4   5   5    19   23   −4    17
 7 Šah                      14    3   4   7    11   23  −12    13
 8 Angels                   14    2   4   8    19   30  −11    10
 9 Urnabhi                  15    1   4  10    14   30  −16     7

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              14    9   3   2    27   14  +13    30
 2 Stvoyboystvei            14    8   2   4    26   17   +9    26
 3 Igizimoomyu              15    8   0   7    28   21   +7    24
 4 Troystverdyu’thatho      14    7   3   4    21   14   +7    24
 5 Trustvimu’thatho         14    7   2   5    28   13  +15    23
 6 Troytitresheiha          14    4   6   4    20   18   +2    18
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           15    5   2   8    18   25   −7    17
 8 Eihi’thatho              14    3   1  10     8   29  −21    10
 9 Trotahoy                 14    2   3   9    10   35  −25     9

TSLB League 2

Monday, 9 July 4012
Al Saquwr 0–0 Al Qutilah
Carraig Donn 1–1 3992
Trá Te 1–1 Cathair Chinn Lis
Al Buwum 1–3 CDL Báicéireachta
Juvapanam 2–2 Gunaja
Sunaharaghav Thara 4–1 Ithuši
Iv 1–1 Urajbina
Dhanish Chalal 0–2 Mount Nussizhadani
Zhooshowluha 3–1 Erzerloy’thatho
Shigowba 3–0 Mastverstveh
Za'thatho 0–1 Othoderbithyu
Tuzheh 1–0 Zheitehedo

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 CDL Báicéireachta         14    9   3   2    24   12  +12    30
 2 Trá Te                    14    9   2   3    28   10  +18    29
 3 Cathair Chinn Lis         14    8   2   4    20   11   +9    26
 4 Al Qutilah                15    8   2   5    27   14  +13    26
 5 Carraig Donn              14    6   4   4    20   18   +2    22
 6 Correctional Academy      14    5   4   5    13   21   −8    19
 7 Al Saquwr                 14    4   3   7    17   26   −9    15
 8 3992                      14    2   4   8    10   23  −13    10
 9 Al Buwum                  15    0   2  13    11   35  −24     2

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Gunaja                    15   10   2   3    32   14  +18    32
 2 Iv                        14   10   2   2    27   12  +15    32
 3 Urajbina                  14    9   2   3    32   16  +16    29
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        14    8   3   3    23   12  +11    27
 5 Sunaharaghav Thara        14    5   3   6    17   15   +2    18
 6 Juvapanam                 14    5   3   6    20   25   −5    18
 7 Ithuši                    14    4   2   8    17   29  −12    14
 8 K'arasi                   14    1   3  10    13   34  −21     6
 9 Dhanish Chalal            15    1   2  12    10   34  −24     5

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Towser                    14    9   3   2    26   14  +12    30
 2 Othoderbithyu             14    8   2   4    20   17   +3    26
 3 Shigowba                  14    8   2   4    22   18   +4    26
 4 Erzerloy’thatho           15    7   4   4    21   16   +5    25
 5 Zheitehedo                14    7   3   4    20   14   +6    24
 6 Zhooshowluha              14    6   5   3    27   19   +8    23
 7 Tuzheh                    15    3   2  10    13   24  −11    11
 8 Za'thatho                 14    3   1  10    10   20  −10    10
 9 Mastverstveh              14    2   0  12    11   28  −17     6

Champions' Cup 58 Playoff Round First Leg

Wednesday, 11 July 4012
Image Blau-Weiss Pallstadt 1-3 Image Sunbirds

Globe Cup 55 Playoff Round First Leg

Tuesday, 10 July 4012
Image Stvozhaboythumow 0-2 Image FC Almintora

Wednesday, 11 July 4012
Image Marylebone Invicta 3-2 Image Brewers

Series B Champions' Cup 55 Playoff Round First Leg

Thursday, 12 July 4012
Image FC Maydale 1-3 Image Šešri’makaru

Springtime is gone, and Air Force have well and truly fallen from their throne. Three days after a lethargic defeat to Goytowlishemei, Stvozha fired another blank against Turori's FC Almintora. Having made a mess of the home leg, the Brown-Blacks are in deep you-know-what now. The news was slightly better the next night, as Sunbirds crushed heavily favored Blau-Weiss Pallstadt in Buyan in a match that should have ended three-all (the Polarian officiating crew missing a fairly straightforward offsides infraction on the Blue-Whites' solitary goal), and Brewers lost to Fallen club Marylebone Invicta but not before securing two massive first half away goals. Finally, on Thursday night Šešri’makaru looked superlative as they ran riot in Super-Llamaland and have Maydale on the ropes.
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But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Postby Stvoto Latoli » Wed Mar 11, 2015 5:54 pm

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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 19 July 4012

Gu Zhahogowdoo

Saturday, 14 July 4012
Hozastvu 2–0 Pkethat Hevnaje
Stvozhaboythumow 2–1 Juqha Zhaba

Sunday, 15 July 4012
Šešri’makaru 1–2 Goytowlishemei
Cóiméid 1–0 Lobyuseistvooshu
Vezhidrupa 4–1 Gerthamasa Boyseh
Bei’thatho 0–2 Brewers

Sigh. Just when we thought things were starting to get shaken up in Gu Zhahogowdoo, all the sudden it's business as usual. Given their recent form, Pkethat Hevnaje were expected to grab a win in Tobyumosyu on the Navy base, but the Red-Whites conceded two goals within the first twenty minutes, and you can't do that against Hozastvu, because they will do exactly what they did on Saturday: park the bus and defend a lead. Meanwhile, Stvozhaboythumow got back to winning ways against Juqha Zhaba and nearly halved the gap between themselves and the new Pool 1 leaders. (Goytowlishemei defeated Šešri’makaru on the Zahuji Peninsula in an almost entirely meaningless game the next day, the third and final one in the first pool.) Over in the other one, it was the same: onrushing Lobyuseistvooshu were heavily favored to at least get a draw in Teach Iarannn but didn't even get that; Cóiméid's run of poor form may yet continue, but after Usama O'Bearga's 28th minute goal was questionably overruled for being offside, the Comets' 43rd minute goal seemed perfectly timed and home supporters could already taste the win in the air as they watched the demoralized Red, Gray, and Chartreuse leave the pitch for half time. The only really status quo results? Red-hot Vezhidrupa and unbeatable Brewers collected three points each - the former shellacked Gerthamasa Boyseh in Mahathu and the latter got goals early in each half to deflate even the most cursory suggestion of a Bei'thatho fightback.

--Pool 1                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pkethat Hevnaje        14   10   1   3    26   10  +16    31
2 Stvozhaboythumow       14    8   3   3    26   11  +15    27
3 Sunbirds               13    6   4   3    19   12   +7    22
4 Goytowlishemei         14    6   3   5    20   21   −1    21
5 Hozastvu               13    5   0   8    15   21   −6    15
6 Juqha Zhaba            14    3   3   8    15   25  −10    12
7 Šešri’makaru           14    2   2  10    13   34  −21     8

  Pool 2                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Brewers                14   10   2   2    25   12  +13    32
2 Lobyuseistvooshu       14    8   4   2    21    9  +12    28
3 Vezhidrupa             14    7   2   5    26   18   +8    23
4 Cóiméid                14    6   4   4    22   17   +5    22
5 Gerthamasa Boyseh      14    7   0   7    24   24    0    21
6 Vortex                 13    3   2   8    14   25  −11    11
7 Bei’thatho             13    0   0  13     2   29  −27     0

TSLB League 1

Monday, 16 July 4012
Iron House 0–2 Ha’amdesseh
STS 2–0 Bolcáin
Aill Mhór 1–1 Buqul Ashabab
Eastern Quay 1–3 Al Ziya
Zhevassi 2–0 Angels
Šah 0–3 Raktaghav Hathi
Therakham 1–0 Bijji
Kileh Gulabhav 1–0 Shadows
Eihi’thatho 0–2 Troytitresheiha
Trotahoy 0–3 Troystverdyu’thatho
Sheizheidoo 1–1 Stvoyboystvei
Igizimoomyu 1–4 Trustvimu’thatho

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Bolcáin                  15   11   1   3    29   10  +19    34
 2 Al Ziya                  15    9   4   2    34   16  +18    31
 3 Aill Mhór                15    6   5   4    24   20   +4    23
 4 Al Atiq                  15    6   4   5    20   16   +4    22
 5 Buqul Ashabab            15    5   6   4    20   24   −4    21
 6 Ha’amdesseh              15    4   5   6    21   24   −3    17
 7 Eastern Quay             16    4   3   9    16   32  −16    15
 8 STS                      15    3   5   7    16   23   −7    14
 9 Iron House               15    2   3  10    14   29  −15     9

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           16   10   4   2    28   13  +15    34
 2 Raktaghav Hathi          15    8   4   3    28   19   +9    28
 3 Zhevassi                 15    8   2   5    23   16   +7    26
 4 Therakham                15    7   5   3    21   13   +8    26
 5 Shadows                  15    7   4   4    29   19  +10    25
 6 Bijji                    15    4   5   6    19   24   −5    17
 7 Šah                      15    3   4   8    11   26  −15    13
 8 Angels                   15    2   4   9    19   32  −13    10
 9 Urnabhi                  15    1   4  10    14   30  −16     7

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              15    9   4   2    28   15  +13    31
 2 Stvoyboystvei            15    8   3   4    27   18   +9    27
 3 Troystverdyu’thatho      15    8   3   4    24   14  +10    27
 4 Trustvimu’thatho         15    8   2   5    32   14  +18    26
 5 Igizimoomyu              16    8   0   8    29   25   +4    24
 6 Troytitresheiha          15    5   6   4    22   18   +4    21
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           15    5   2   8    18   25   −7    17
 8 Eihi’thatho              15    3   1  11     8   31  −23    10
 9 Trotahoy                 15    2   3  10    10   38  −28     9

TSLB League 2

Monday, 16 July 4012
CDL Báicéireachta 1–0 Trá Te
Cathair Chinn Lis 1–0 Carraig Donn
3992 0–1 Al Saquwr
Al Qutilah 4–1 Correctional Academy
Mount Nussizhadani 3–0 Iv
Urajbina 4–1 Sunaharaghav Thara
Ithuši 1–1 Juvapanam
Gunaja 5–0 K'arasi
Zheitehedo 1–0 Za'thatho
Othoderbithyu 0–2 Shigowba
Mastverstveh 4–0 Zhooshowluha
Erzerloy’thatho 3–3 Towser

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 CDL Báicéireachta         15   10   3   2    25   12  +13    33
 2 Cathair Chinn Lis         15    9   2   4    21   11  +10    29
 3 Trá Te                    15    9   2   4    28   11  +17    29
 4 Al Qutilah                16    9   2   5    31   15  +16    29
 5 Carraig Donn              15    6   4   5    20   19   +1    22
 6 Correctional Academy      15    5   4   6    14   25  −11    19
 7 Al Saquwr                 15    5   3   7    18   26   −8    18
 8 3992                      15    2   4   9    10   24  −14    10
 9 Al Buwum                  15    0   2  13    11   35  −24     2

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Gunaja                    16   11   2   3    37   14  +23    35
 2 Iv                        15   10   2   3    27   15  +12    32
 3 Urajbina                  15   10   2   3    36   17  +19    32
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        15    9   3   3    26   12  +14    30
 5 Juvapanam                 15    5   4   6    21   26   −5    19
 6 Sunaharaghav Thara        15    5   3   7    18   19   −1    18
 7 Ithuši                    15    4   3   8    18   30  −12    15
 8 K'arasi                   15    1   3  11    13   39  −26     6
 9 Dhanish Chalal            15    1   2  12    10   34  −24     5

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Towser                    15    9   4   2    29   17  +12    31
 2 Shigowba                  15    9   2   4    24   18   +6    29
 3 Zheitehedo                15    8   3   4    21   14   +7    27
 4 Othoderbithyu             15    8   2   5    20   19   +1    26
 5 Erzerloy’thatho           16    7   5   4    24   19   +5    26
 6 Zhooshowluha              15    6   5   4    27   23   +4    23
 7 Tuzheh                    15    3   2  10    13   24  −11    11
 8 Za'thatho                 15    3   1  11    10   21  −11    10
 9 Mastverstveh              15    3   0  12    15   28  −13     9

Champions' Cup 58 Playoff Round Second Leg

Wednesday, 18 July 4012
Image Sunbirds 1-2 Image Blau-Weiss Pallstadt (AGG: 4-3)

Globe Cup 55 Playoff Round Second Leg

Tuesday, 17 July 4012
Image FC Almintora 2-1 Image Stvozhaboythumow (AGG: 4-1)

Wednesday, 18 July 4012
Image Brewers 1-0 Image Marylebone Invicta (AGG: 3-3, Brewers progress on away goals rule)

Series B Champions' Cup 55 Playoff Round Second Leg

Thursday, 19 July 4012
Image Šešri’makaru 5-1 Image FC Maydale (AGG: 8-2)

The Brown-Blacks pulled a goal back from Almintora a half an hour into their away leg in Atlantian Oceania, but over the course of the match it became clear that the more Air Force pushed for the goal that would equalize the tie on aggregate, the shakier they would be at the back. Sure enough, Stvozha conceded twice, in the 64th and 69th minutes respectively, and those events sealed the Brown-Blacks' fate. Despite an inspiring run born from the lowly depths of Globe Cup qualifying, Stvozhaboythumow have failed to reach the competition's group stage at the penultimate hurdle. The next day, though (Wednesday), Brewers ensured that there would be at least one Stvoto Latolisi club in the Globe Cup qualifying phase, with Jabbar al Amri's 39th minute score and the Chartreuse-Oranges' valiant second-half defending guaranteeing Marylebone Invicta's elimination and Brewers' progression. Simultaneously, another large group of Muzira'a Ba'aydi football fans got good news as well - even better news, perhaps - dozens of thousands of Fahanians saw their beloved 'Birds lose, but not by enough to erase the Reds' improbable away leg victory. Blau-Weiss Pallstadt fulfilled the predictions of many by going right for the throat from the opening whistle, and the Sunbirds' keeper was soon screaming various obscenities at his back line on a per-minute basis. He allowed the Blue-Whites to bring the tie to three-two on aggregate in the 17th and then helplessly watched an equalizer float past in the 42nd, but Reds boss Mezhergoy Serthidi pulled a few masterful tricks out of his tactical hat and sent the 'Birds on attack in the second half. Khebi'ghašmeda Šedhigveda scored what in a single-legged tie would have been just a consolation goal, but in this context was a dramatic winner, in the 81st minute. For the first time, Stvoto Latoli can proudly boast that its champion club is headed to the group stage of the world's premier international club football tournament. Šešri’makaru followed suit the next day by obliterating FC Maydale, but the competition the Purple-Whites are entering is a bit less prestigious - last season's League 1 champions are headed for the SBCC group phase.
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But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Postby Stvoto Latoli » Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:04 pm

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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 24 July 4012

Gu Zhahogowdoo

Saturday, 21 July 4012
Sunbirds 1–0 Stvozhaboythumow

Sunday, 22 July 4012
Goytowlishemei 1–2 Hozastvu
Juqha Zhaba 3–0 Šešri’makaru
Gerthamasa Boyseh 2–0 Bei’thatho
Lobyuseistvooshu 0–0 Vezhidrupa
Vortex 2–0 Cóiméid

Poor Juqha Zhaba. On the one day, the one day of the season when they might have had a chance to yank themselves out of the relegation zone, and it had to be the day that Hozastvu grabbed an uncharacteristic away win over the Vendors. The Mariners thrashed local rivals Šešri’makaru, too. If only Goytow could have pushed their four-game undefeated streak to five. But it wasn't to be, and now, with the Maroon-Reds possessing a game in hand, Juqha Zhaba are as good as relegated. (The day before, Sunbirds had defeated crisis club Air Force, making the weekend a bit of a disaster for Goytow as well, who now see a nightmarish gap between themselves and the Reds just growing and growing.) Meanwhile, having just barely scraped through the Globe Cup Playoff Round, leaders Brewers took a deserved weekend off, which meant that theoretically (underline theoretically) other Pool 2 teams could temporarily gain some ground. The only problem with that was that Cóiméid went back to their joke-tastic ways by brain farting against a Vortex side who looked as shocked to have won two-nil as anybody else, and in-form Vezhidrupa stole two points from previously in-form Lobyuseistvooshu (the All-Whites can thank Shyusoolootru Lyu for nearly a dozen world-class saves, about half of which were from elite right-winger Usama O'Bearga). The only real winners were Gerthamasa Boyseh, who in shakily beating Bei'thatho didn't really impress much from a footballing standpoint, but they did reclaim the third place spot they seemed to have lost for good after Matchday 15, and that could be critical for the Purple-Greens as their pool is essentially a lock to win the Schveningen and therefore send its teams to international competitions. Third place, and an accompanying Globe Cup qualification place, would be an absurdly good accomplishment for the little Irish club. Brewers still lead by three points, have a game in hand over their closest rivals, and can now rest a few legs as an international break arrives. The only caveat to that would be that it's the start of World Cup qualifying, and Brendan al Tameer is sure to call up a few big names from the Chartreuse-Oranges.

--Pool 1                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pkethat Hevnaje        14   10   1   3    26   10  +16    31
2 Stvozhaboythumow       15    8   3   4    26   12  +14    27
3 Sunbirds               14    7   4   3    20   12   +8    25
4 Goytowlishemei         15    6   3   6    21   23   −2    21
5 Hozastvu               14    6   0   8    17   22   −5    18
6 Juqha Zhaba            15    4   3   8    18   25   −7    15
7 Šešri’makaru           15    2   2  11    13   37  −24     8

  Pool 2                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Brewers                14   10   2   2    25   12  +13    32
2 Lobyuseistvooshu       15    8   5   2    21    9  +12    29
3 Gerthamasa Boyseh      15    8   0   7    26   24   +2    24
4 Vezhidrupa             15    7   3   5    26   18   +8    24
5 Cóiméid                15    6   4   5    22   19   +3    22
6 Vortex                 14    4   2   8    16   25   −9    14
7 Bei’thatho             14    0   0  14     2   31  −29     0

TSLB League 1

Monday, 23 July 4012
Al Ziya 1–0 Aill Mhór
Buqul Ashabab 2–1 STS
Bolcáin 3–0 Iron House
Ha’amdesseh 0–1 Al Atiq
Shadows 1–1 Therakham
Bijji 3–3 Šah
Raktaghav Hathi 2–2 Zhevassi
Angels 2–2 Urnabhi
Trustvimu’thatho 1–3 Sheizheidoo
Stvoyboystvei 2–1 Trotahoy
Troystverdyu’thatho 1–0 Eihi’thatho
Troytitresheiha 1–0 Owgatreh’hyuda

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Bolcáin                  16   12   1   3    32   10  +22    37
 2 Al Ziya                  16   10   4   2    35   16  +19    34
 3 Al Atiq                  16    7   4   5    21   16   +5    25
 4 Buqul Ashabab            16    6   6   4    22   25   −3    24
 5 Aill Mhór                16    6   5   5    24   21   +3    23
 6 Ha’amdesseh              16    4   5   7    21   25   −4    17
 7 Eastern Quay             16    4   3   9    16   32  −16    15
 8 STS                      16    3   5   8    17   25   −8    14
 9 Iron House               16    2   3  11    14   32  −18     9

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           16   10   4   2    28   13  +15    34
 2 Raktaghav Hathi          16    8   5   3    30   21   +9    29
 3 Zhevassi                 16    8   3   5    25   18   +7    27
 4 Therakham                16    7   6   3    22   14   +8    27
 5 Shadows                  16    7   5   4    30   20  +10    26
 6 Bijji                    16    4   6   6    22   27   −5    18
 7 Šah                      16    3   5   8    14   29  −15    14
 8 Angels                   16    2   5   9    21   34  −13    11
 9 Urnabhi                  16    1   5  10    16   32  −16     8

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              16   10   4   2    31   16  +15    34
 2 Stvoyboystvei            16    9   3   4    29   19  +10    30
 3 Troystverdyu’thatho      16    9   3   4    25   14  +11    30
 4 Trustvimu’thatho         16    8   2   6    33   17  +16    26
 5 Igizimoomyu              16    8   0   8    29   25   +4    24
 6 Troytitresheiha          16    6   6   4    23   18   +5    24
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           16    5   2   9    18   26   −8    17
 8 Eihi’thatho              16    3   1  12     8   32  −24    10
 9 Trotahoy                 16    2   3  11    11   40  −29     9

TSLB League 2

Monday, 23 July 4012
Correctional Academy 0–0 3992
Al Saquwr 1–5 Cathair Chinn Lis
Carraig Donn 2–1 CDL Báicéireachta
Trá Te 2–0 Al Buwum
K'arasi 0–2 Ithuši
Juvapanam 0–2 Urajbina
Sunaharaghav Thara 3–2 Mount Nussizhadani
Iv 2–0 Dhanish Chalal
Towser 2–0 Mastverstveh
Zhooshowluha 2–1 Othoderbithyu
Shigowba 2–5 Zheitehedo
Za'thatho 1–1 Tuzheh

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 CDL Báicéireachta         16   10   3   3    26   14  +12    33
 2 Cathair Chinn Lis         16   10   2   4    26   12  +14    32
 3 Trá Te                    16   10   2   4    30   11  +19    32
 4 Al Qutilah                16    9   2   5    31   15  +16    29
 5 Carraig Donn              16    7   4   5    22   20   +2    25
 6 Correctional Academy      16    5   5   6    14   25  −11    20
 7 Al Saquwr                 16    5   3   8    19   31  −12    18
 8 3992                      16    2   5   9    10   24  −14    11
 9 Al Buwum                  16    0   2  14    11   37  −26     2

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Iv                        16   11   2   3    29   15  +14    35
 2 Gunaja                    16   11   2   3    37   14  +23    35
 3 Urajbina                  16   11   2   3    38   17  +21    35
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        16    9   3   4    28   15  +13    30
 5 Sunaharaghav Thara        16    6   3   7    21   21    0    21
 6 Juvapanam                 16    5   4   7    21   28   −7    19
 7 Ithuši                    16    5   3   8    20   30  −10    18
 8 K'arasi                   16    1   3  12    13   41  −28     6
 9 Dhanish Chalal            16    1   2  13    10   36  −26     5

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Towser                    16   10   4   2    31   17  +14    34
 2 Zheitehedo                16    9   3   4    26   16  +10    30
 3 Shigowba                  16    9   2   5    26   23   +3    29
 4 Othoderbithyu             16    8   2   6    21   21    0    26
 5 Erzerloy’thatho           16    7   5   4    24   19   +5    26
 6 Zhooshowluha              16    7   5   4    29   24   +5    26
 7 Tuzheh                    16    3   3  10    14   25  −11    12
 8 Za'thatho                 16    3   2  11    11   22  −11    11
 9 Mastverstveh              16    3   0  13    15   30  −15     9
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But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 30 July 4012

World Cup 71 Qualifying - Group 6

Saturday, 28 July 4012
Carialus 2-0 Stvoto Latoli

After a cautious first forty-five minutes in which neither side really tested the other (leaving television match commentator Odhrán Gallagher saying "this has been like watching paint dry"), a more exciting second period awaited fans at Capital Field. Khadim Ismail's overcommitment during a Carialus sojourn in the Gold-Whites' half left wide open a lane for L'Hiver to feed the ball to the feet of Dumont, who easily scored. Brendan al Tameer did his best to shore things up and did minimize the damage, but there was nothing he, nor anybody else, could do about Muhammad abd al Raziq's astoundingly stupid challenge in the box in the 86th minute. The resulting penalty (which nobody except for abd al Raziq disputed) was converted by Kraus, who was ultimately name Player of the Match. It was a decisive victory for Carialus, to be sure, but the Golden Crows will feel that there were good things to take away, chiefly their defensive organization.
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But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 6 August 4012

World Cup 71 Qualifying - Group 6

Wednesday, 1 August 4012
Farfadillis 1-0 Stvoto Latoli

After a long journey by plane from Esportiva to Atlantian Oceania, the Golden Crows found a familiar face waiting for them: Polarian La Vherderoja manager Steffan Pekarik played several years at Pazhujebi club Urajbina, who arguably have only been going downhill since losing him (though followers of this space will know that the Yellow, Red, and Blue are in the midst of a dream year down in League 2 and look like they're likely to be promoted). Pekarik got the sort of result he openly admits he wishes he could get more regularly from his players, a dull one-nil result in which Farfadillis mostly played it safe and made sure the Gold-Whites could never mount any counterattacks.

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Saturday, 4 August 4012
Brewers 1–1 Gerthamasa Boyseh

Sunday, 5 August 4012
Šešri’makaru 0–3 Sunbirds
Hozastvu 1–1 Juqha Zhaba
Pkethat Hevnaje 2–1 Goytowlishemei
Vezhidrupa 4–1 Vortex
Bei’thatho 0–1 Lobyuseistvooshu

The Chartreuse-Oranges will be happy to have been the given the Saturday night match with the first match of their critical Globe Cup Qualifying Round tie coming in the midweek, but less than pleased with the result. It was clear that many of their players had been involved with the Gold-Whites during the international break, as Brewers looked more and more tired as the match wore on. Gerthamasa Boyseh found a 52nd minute equalizer and twisted the screw for the next 40 minutes - the home side barely clung to the draw. Lobyu won the next day, dealing the Pirates their fifteenth league loss in a row, and Vezhidrupa destroyed Vortex, drawing further ahead of Cóiméid. (The Comets, who had the weekend off, have a game in hand on the All-Whites and Purple-Greens, but are three points back and the Boys control the first tiebreaker. Things are starting to look bad for Teach Iarann's usually-overachieving club.) Pool 1! Not much new to report, aside from the fact that Sunbirds finally overtook Stvozhaboythumow in the table, which given how poor the Brown-Blacks have been lately, it's shocking that it hadn't happened earlier. Anyway, the 'Birds took their game in hand and used it, torching Šešri’makaru three nil, though they did not close the gap on the pool-leading Red-Whites, who nabbed a victory in Pkethat Hevnaje against opponents Goytowlishemei. The Vendors looks vastly improved in the center of the park, thanks in no smart part to Yttribian addition Jed Ewart (their previously shabby-looking defense looking a lot sturdier), but PH were just too good for them - their own addition, Cosumarite Ben Seppänen added some much-needed width and scored on his debut. (Seppänen offered arguably the strangest moment of the round by removing his shirt in his goal celebration; under his uniform he was wearing a T-shirt that read "MY NAME IS HARDCORE BURGER, FEAR ME." Fans and media are still trying to figure out what, aside from an eccentric way to earn a yellow card, it all meant.) Finally, Navy Club kept Juqha Zhaba and their arsenal of horrifyingly expensive attackers at bay, earning a draw to remain a comfortable three points away from the drop (Hozastvu have a game in hand, too).

--Pool 1                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pkethat Hevnaje        15   11   1   3    28   11  +17    34
2 Sunbirds               15    8   4   3    23   12  +11    28
3 Stvozhaboythumow       15    8   3   4    26   12  +14    27
4 Goytowlishemei         16    6   3   7    22   25   −3    21
5 Hozastvu               15    6   1   8    18   23   −5    19
6 Juqha Zhaba            16    4   4   8    19   26   −7    16
7 Šešri’makaru           16    2   2  12    13   40  −27     8

  Pool 2                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Brewers                15   10   3   2    26   13  +13    33
2 Lobyuseistvooshu       16    9   5   2    22    9  +13    32
3 Vezhidrupa             16    8   3   5    30   19  +11    27
4 Gerthamasa Boyseh      16    8   1   7    27   25   +2    25
5 Cóiméid                15    6   4   5    22   19   +3    22
6 Vortex                 15    4   2   9    17   29  −12    14
7 Bei’thatho             15    0   0  15     2   32  −30     0

TSLB League 1

Monday, 6 August 4012
Bolcáin 2–1 Al Atiq
Buqul Ashabab 1–0 Iron House
Al Ziya 2–0 STS
Eastern Quay 1–2 Aill Mhór
Raktaghav Hathi 3–1 Urnabhi
Bijji 1–2 Zhevassi
Shadows 1–0 Šah
Kileh Gulabhav 3–1 Therakham
Troystverdyu’thatho 3–2 Owgatreh’hyuda
Stvoyboystvei 3–1 Eihi’thatho
Trustvimu’thatho 2–0 Trotahoy
Igizimoomyu 1–0 Sheizheidoo

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Bolcáin                  17   13   1   3    34   11  +23    40
 2 Al Ziya                  17   11   4   2    37   16  +21    37
 3 Buqul Ashabab            17    7   6   4    23   25   −2    27
 4 Aill Mhór                17    7   5   5    26   22   +4    26
 5 Al Atiq                  17    7   4   6    22   18   +4    25
 6 Ha’amdesseh              16    4   5   7    21   25   −4    17
 7 Eastern Quay             17    4   3  10    17   34  −17    15
 8 STS                      17    3   5   9    17   27  −10    14
 9 Iron House               17    2   3  12    14   33  −19     9

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           17   11   4   2    31   14  +17    37
 2 Raktaghav Hathi          17    9   5   3    33   22  +11    32
 3 Zhevassi                 17    9   3   5    27   19   +8    30
 4 Shadows                  17    8   5   4    31   20  +11    29
 5 Therakham                17    7   6   4    23   17   +6    27
 6 Bijji                    17    4   6   7    23   29   −6    18
 7 Šah                      17    3   5   9    14   30  −16    14
 8 Angels                   16    2   5   9    21   34  −13    11
 9 Urnabhi                  17    1   5  11    17   35  −18     8

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              17   10   4   3    31   17  +14    34
 2 Stvoyboystvei            17   10   3   4    32   20  +12    33
 3 Troystverdyu’thatho      17   10   3   4    28   16  +12    33
 4 Trustvimu’thatho         17    9   2   6    35   17  +18    29
 5 Igizimoomyu              17    9   0   8    30   25   +5    27
 6 Troytitresheiha          16    6   6   4    23   18   +5    24
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           17    5   2  10    20   29   −9    17
 8 Eihi’thatho              17    3   1  13     9   35  −26    10
 9 Trotahoy                 17    2   3  12    11   42  −31     9

TSLB League 2

Monday, 6 August 4012
Carraig Donn 4–0 Al Buwum
Al Saquwr 1–0 CDL Báicéireachta
Correctional Academy 1–3 Cathair Chinn Lis
Al Qutilah 2–1 3992
Sunaharaghav Thara 2–2 Dhanish Chalal
Juvapanam 0–0 Mount Nussizhadani
K'arasi 0–1 Urajbina
Gunaja 0–0 Ithuši
Shigowba 3–1 Tuzheh
Zhooshowluha 2–2 Zheitehedo
Towser 3–1 Othoderbithyu
Erzerloy’thatho 2–1 Mastverstveh

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Cathair Chinn Lis         17   11   2   4    29   13  +16    35
 2 CDL Báicéireachta         17   10   3   4    26   15  +11    33
 3 Trá Te                    16   10   2   4    30   11  +19    32
 4 Al Qutilah                17   10   2   5    33   16  +17    32
 5 Carraig Donn              17    8   4   5    26   20   +6    28
 6 Al Saquwr                 17    6   3   8    20   31  −11    21
 7 Correctional Academy      17    5   5   7    15   28  −13    20
 8 3992                      17    2   5  10    11   26  −15    11
 9 Al Buwum                  17    0   2  15    11   41  −30     2

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Urajbina                  17   12   2   3    39   17  +22    38
 2 Gunaja                    17   11   3   3    37   14  +23    36
 3 Iv                        16   11   2   3    29   15  +14    35
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        17    9   4   4    28   15  +13    31
 5 Sunaharaghav Thara        17    6   4   7    23   23    0    22
 6 Juvapanam                 17    5   5   7    21   28   −7    20
 7 Ithuši                    17    5   4   8    20   30  −10    19
 8 K'arasi                   17    1   3  13    13   42  −29     6
 9 Dhanish Chalal            17    1   3  13    12   38  −26     6

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Towser                    17   11   4   2    34   18  +16    37
 2 Shigowba                  17   10   2   5    29   24   +5    32
 3 Zheitehedo                17    9   4   4    28   18  +10    31
 4 Erzerloy’thatho           17    8   5   4    26   20   +6    29
 5 Zhooshowluha              17    7   6   4    31   26   +5    27
 6 Othoderbithyu             17    8   2   7    22   24   −2    26
 7 Tuzheh                    17    3   3  11    15   28  −13    12
 8 Za'thatho                 16    3   2  11    11   22  −11    11
 9 Mastverstveh              17    3   0  14    16   32  −16     9
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But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Postby Stvoto Latoli » Mon Mar 16, 2015 5:47 pm

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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 11 August 4012

Globe Cup 55 Qualifying Round First Leg

Tuesday, 7 August 4012
Image Cruce Estrella 1–2 Image Brewers

Cygnus Cup Winners' Cup 33 Preliminary Round First Leg

Thursday, 9 August 4012
Image Sunbirds 1-0 Image TT The Owner Supports

Cruce Estrella took the lead in the 40th minute of their Globe Cup qualifier with the Chartreuse-Oranges, but Brewers pinned their ears back after half time. Zhetroyzheleigu Zowbowbyuthi toe-poked a loose ball past the Cross/Star goalkeeper after a string of corners to equalize. A one-all result would probably have kept Wahib al Khlaiwi and Brewers fans quite happy (especially after a few nervy moments between minutes 60 and 80), but lightning struck twice in the 92nd minute, as after Heji'šagheru Eji won a corner, al Khlaiwi threw the dice and pushed everyone forward. Red Blackiland's champions panicked - they'd worn the Chartreuse-Oranges out over the course of the previous half hour with end-to-end play and they were not expecting such an aggressive gamble. Teenager Myuserbaleisoy Yutri headed it home from a fair distance of ten yards and the few hundred away supporters who'd made the trip all went apeshit. With the home leg to come, Brewers are as good as through. Sunbirds got their result, too, though in slightly less dramatic fashion. Like Brewers, they had a lackluster first half, but unlike Brewers, they controlled the second half completely. Signs of frustration were beginning to show for the 'Birds until the 74th minute, when Tastvu Zhooheizhyu gorgeously trapped the ball with his back to goal, shrugged two Swordean defenders off his back, and angrily bashed a goal into the roof of the net. That was the Reds' only goal, but in keeping a clean sheet against TT The Owner Supports, they only needed the one. They can now head into the Cygnus Cup Preliminary Round second leg and go on the attack if they like - a style of play that suits them.
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But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 17 August 4012

Cygnus Cup Winners' Cup 33 Preliminary Round Second Leg

Sunday, 12 August 4012
Image TT The Owner Supports 2-1 Image Sunbirds (AGG: 2-2, Sunbirds progress on away goals rule)

Globe Cup 55 Qualifying Round Second Leg

Tuesday, 14 August 4012
Image Brewers 1-0 Image Cruce Estrella (AGG: 3-1)

Cygnus Cup Winners' Cup 33 Round of 32 First Leg

Thursday, 16 August 4012
Image Ticomaça Nacional 1-1 Image Sunbirds

Sunbirds' Cygnus Cup second leg was almost a total train wreck as they conceded to TT The Owner Supports in the second minute. The Swordean fans were loving it, and Mezhergoy Serthidi admitted in a post-match interview that the rest of the first half felt very cauldron-like. Things seemed to be going from bad to worse when the home side took a two goal lead in the 69th minute, but Reds captain Khebi'ghašmeda Šedhigveda was seen adamantly reminding teammates that one away goal would still see them through in a close-up TV shot. His pep talk worked, and in the 75th minute the new Northern Sunrisian acquisition Desmond McIrilain caught the Swordean keeper off his line scored a bending, dipping beauty from 48 yards. Two nights later, Brewers went about their boring business in Caisleán Luaith, locking up the center of the pitch and stifling the midfield play of a resigned-looking Cruce Estrella side. The 55th minute still saw ample celebrations when Satatu Bei lashed a free kick into the onion bag, but the goal itself was unnecessary. The Chartreuse-Oranges join Sunbirds and Šešri’makaru as UICA tournament group stage participants. Ticomaça Nacional were Sunbirds' next opponents in the Cygnus Cup, and on Thursday afternoon the 'Birds got off the plane in Omerica to the news that they'd got one of the easier draws they could have hoped for in the Champions' Cup; getting Bengtsmark IF, Barbury Town, and Mâ Âlâmëómë isn't so bad when you think that you might have gotten Ulsa, Yuba United, or East Franz Athletic. They seemed bouyed by the news, and made it one nil in the 20th minute when Audioslavian left back Txordin Iturrigatza tapped in an easy opener after a dope one-two with Pazhujebi teenager Dignušam Nuhu. Ticomaça Nacional drew level in the 53rd and controlled the second half, but they could not find a winner and Sunbirds will return to Fahan knowing a win or a nil-nil draw will put them in the Cygnus Cup Round of 16.
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But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Cygnus Cup Winners' Cup 33 Round of 32 Second Leg

Sunday, 19 August 4012
Image Sunbirds 0-1 Image Ticomaça Nacional (AGG: 1-2)

Displaying composure and experience, Ticomaça Nacional shook off the horror show of their home leg and came to Muzira'a Ba'aydah with glints in their eyes. It took just five minutes for them to erase the away goal Txordin Iturrigatza had worked so hard to earn in Omerica, as Lucca Marini beat the Reds' offside trap thanks to some disastrous inattention from otherwise highly-acclaimed center back Vigean O'Blighe. After that, it could have been easy for Nacional to dig in and try to weather the 'Birds' offensive, but they knew better. Dominating possession for the rest of the match, it was clear to all in attendance in Fahan by about the 70 minute mark that the home side were out. While it would have been inconvenient for Sunbirds to be active in two international club competitions (the Champions' Cup group phase starts in a week and a half), and it is therefore easy to dismiss this elimination as "not too heartbreaking" (head coach Mezhergoy Serthidi's words), the players' brave faces in post-game press conferences belied their obvious disappointment.

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Tuesday, 21 August 4012
Lobyuseistvooshu 1–0 Brewers

Wednesday, 22 August 4012
Juqha Zhaba 1–2 Pkethat Hevnaje
Sunbirds 4–0 Hozastvu
Stvozhaboythumow 4–0 Šešri’makaru
Vortex 6–2 Bei’thatho
Cóiméid 1–2 Vezhidrupa

Whoa, Nelly. "I Am Number One" is a phrase that changed hands this week. You can't always expect the fixture computer to spit out good nationally televised games, but this week the Tuesday nighter was a contest that could easily end up being the most important of the entire season, for any team. Lobyuseistvooshu grappled with Brewers in a six-pointer at the top of Pool 2, IE, the pool that will win the Schveningen and send its clubs to international competitions. Despite being at home, the Red, Gray, and Chartreuse were heavy underdogs; Brewers were very much the form side whereas Lobyu had been struggling mightily for form in the league. And, in fact, in the beginning it looked as though the bookies had gotten it right - the Chartreuse-Oranges dominated the play for the first twenty minutes, creating lots of chances despite facing the league's best defense. Domitianušam Zizhuchna had the Lobyu goalkeeper at his mercy and missed an absolute sitter, Satatu Bei almost found a repeat of his free kick goal versus Cruce Estrella seven days before but this time thunked it off the post, and striker Zuhair al Ghalib might have had an opportunity to take a shot but instead opted to flop after Zwangy newcomer Lilavati Kanwar's minor (and legal) tackle (the referee immediately told al Ghalib to stand up and quit rolling around, and al Ghalib himself seemed quite unsurprised to receive a yellow for simulation, having failed to persuade the official). But everything changed in minute 34. Jabbar al Amri's slick little lob ball over the top of the Lobyuseistvooshu back line gave Heji'šagheru Eji a breakaway goal... BUT... the sideline ref raised his flag, saying the veteran Red, Gray, and Chartreuse defender Shyusowterzu Toytazoyzhili had stepped up and trapped Eji just offside at the last second. Brewers were apoplectic. Zuhair al Ghalib began screaming at the referee, jumping up and down and tugging the official's shirt. Star midfielder Nataliaja Irmedheghi, knowing her teammate had already been cautioned, tried to come in and placate al Ghalib, but she was too late - al Ghalib saw red and the Chartreuse-Oranges were suddenly looking at playing the next hour with ten men. The home fans were loving it, of course, even more so after replays showed the linesman had in fact got the offside call right, barely. And yet, despite the odds shifting against them, Brewers remained the better side. Just before half time, Irmedheghi's slaloming dash inside was rewarded by an inch-perfect Jabbar al Amri through ball and only a suicidally brilliant goalkeeper rush threw her off and prevented a goal, and just after half time, Beolagh Athey's thunderbolt from 14 yards fizzed past the post when it should have hit the back of the net. And yet, the drama wasn't over yet. Lobyu's Muhammad abd al Raziq went in with two feet in a horror tackle that could have ended Eji's career, and the referee justly made it ten versus ten in the 69th minute. Brewers smelled blood. Athey's Houdini act in the 76th minute set him free of Toytazoyzhili's tight marking and his shot dribbled under the Red, Gray, and Chartreuse keeper's arms, but Kuaku Gheberihiq came screaming in to clear the ball off the line just in time, and Irmedheghi should have scored when Eji's shot was parried back to her head in the 86th, but she missed by inches. It seemed as though Lobyuseistvooshu were going to successfully wait it out for a goalless draw, and supporters at the Setoydyuma'shu Lobyuseistvooshu seemed to be sensing it, but, as television announcer Odhrán Gallagher said after the final whistle blew, "good things come to those who wait." In the fourth and final minute of stoppage time, Usama O'Bearga made a lovely standing tackle to dispossess Zizhuchna on the right flank and looked up to see Mareibatian newcomer Ajax Elk streaking down the pitch on the far touchline. An early, spectacular, pacy, and accurate cross was the only thing that would do, but O'Bearga showed why he's the best assist-provider in Gu Zhahogowdoo and provided it. Elk's first touch was immaculate, leaving a clearly-devastated Bowzhibowzowzhoy Thoymyugu stranded, and his finish lit off a goal celebration never to this day witnessed in Maritime Empire history. Stvoto Latolisi civil engineers responsible for the maintenance of Tobyumosyu, the raft city in which the Lobyuseistvooshu Market District is based reported days after the match that there were serious concerns that the eardrum-piercing noise the raucous fans made after the goal had jeopardized key structural elements in the rafts beneath the huge stone stadium. Shell-shocked players in white with orange and chartreuse trim lay physically exhausted and emotionally shattered on the pitch as all manner of different fan-produced missiles rained down around them, because they knew what we all knew: the league, once solidly in Brewers' clutches, had suddenly been blown wide open. Luckily for them, though, they have a game in hand and on the weekend they get to go back home and play against... VORTEX?! Holy shit, call the fire department! You know that the Swirls will be looking to rub salt in this their arch-enemies' very, very fresh wound, and given that the last two matches between the two Caisleán Luaith sides nearly started a civil war, this next one will have this author checking his bloody fallout shelter! Oh, right, the next night happened too. What a shame it was that so many great games took place on Wednesday night as well, but they were so vastly overshadowed by the ruckus of the previous evening that they don't even bear mentioning. Well all right, we can mention them. Sunbirds, Stvozha, and Vortex slaughtered Hozastvu, Šešri’makaru, and Bei'thatho respectively, each by four-goal margins, and Pkethat Hevnaje and Vezhidrupa squeaked past Juqha Zhaba and Cóiméid respectively by a scoreline of two-one. All-Whites winger Numair al Farran's late winner over the Comets was especially thrilling.

--Pool 1                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pkethat Hevnaje        16   12   1   3    30   12  +18    37
2 Sunbirds               16    9   4   3    27   12  +15    31
3 Stvozhaboythumow       16    9   3   4    30   12  +18    30
4 Goytowlishemei         16    6   3   7    22   25   −3    21
5 Hozastvu               16    6   1   9    18   27   −9    19
6 Juqha Zhaba            17    4   4   9    20   28   −8    16
7 Šešri’makaru           17    2   2  13    13   44  −31     8

  Pool 2                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Lobyuseistvooshu       17   10   5   2    23    9  +14    35
2 Brewers                16   10   3   3    26   14  +12    33
3 Vezhidrupa             17    9   3   5    32   20  +12    30
4 Gerthamasa Boyseh      16    8   1   7    27   25   +2    25
5 Cóiméid                16    6   4   6    23   21   +2    22
6 Vortex                 16    5   2   9    23   31   −8    17
7 Bei’thatho             16    0   0  16     4   38  −34     0

TSLB League 1

Thursday, 23 August 4012
STS 1–4 Eastern Quay
Iron House 1–0 Al Ziya
Al Atiq 0–1 Buqul Ashabab
Ha’amdesseh 1–1 Bolcáin
Šah 1–2 Kileh Gulabhav
Zhevassi 1–2 Shadows
Urnabhi 0–3 Bijji
Angels 1–1 Raktaghav Hathi
Trotahoy 0–0 Igizimoomyu
Eihi’thatho 1–1 Trustvimu’thatho
Owgatreh’hyuda 3–0 Stvoyboystvei
Troytitresheiha 2–1 Troystverdyu’thatho

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Bolcáin                  18   13   2   3    35   12  +23    41
 2 Al Ziya                  18   11   4   3    37   17  +20    37
 3 Buqul Ashabab            18    8   6   4    24   25   −1    30
 4 Aill Mhór                17    7   5   5    26   22   +4    26
 5 Al Atiq                  18    7   4   7    22   19   +3    25
 6 Eastern Quay             18    5   3  10    21   35  −14    18
 7 Ha’amdesseh              17    4   6   7    22   26   −4    18
 8 STS                      18    3   5  10    18   31  −13    14
 9 Iron House               18    3   3  12    15   33  −18    12

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           18   12   4   2    33   15  +18    40
 2 Raktaghav Hathi          18    9   6   3    34   23  +11    33
 3 Shadows                  18    9   5   4    33   21  +12    32
 4 Zhevassi                 18    9   3   6    28   21   +7    30
 5 Therakham                17    7   6   4    23   17   +6    27
 6 Bijji                    18    5   6   7    26   29   −3    21
 7 Šah                      18    3   5  10    15   32  −17    14
 8 Angels                   17    2   6   9    22   35  −13    12
 9 Urnabhi                  18    1   5  12    17   38  −21     8

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              17   10   4   3    31   17  +14    34
 2 Stvoyboystvei            18   10   3   5    32   23   +9    33
 3 Troystverdyu’thatho      18   10   3   5    29   18  +11    33
 4 Trustvimu’thatho         18    9   3   6    36   18  +18    30
 5 Igizimoomyu              18    9   1   8    30   25   +5    28
 6 Troytitresheiha          17    7   6   4    25   19   +6    27
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           18    6   2  10    23   29   −6    20
 8 Eihi’thatho              18    3   2  13    10   36  −26    11
 9 Trotahoy                 18    2   4  12    11   42  −31    10

TSLB League 2

Thursday, 23 August 4012
Cathair Chinn Lis 1–2 Al Qutilah
CDL Báicéireachta 0–0 Correctional Academy
Al Buwum 1–4 Al Saquwr
Trá Te 4–1 Carraig Donn
Urajbina 3–2 Gunaja
Mount Nussizhadani 3–0 K'arasi
Dhanish Chalal 0–1 Juvapanam
Iv 1–1 Sunaharaghav Thara
Othoderbithyu 2–2 Erzerloy’thatho
Zheitehedo 0–0 Towser
Tuzheh 5–1 Zhooshowluha
Za'thatho 0–1 Shigowba

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Cathair Chinn Lis         18   11   2   5    30   15  +15    35
 2 Trá Te                    17   11   2   4    34   12  +22    35
 3 Al Qutilah                18   11   2   5    35   17  +18    35
 4 CDL Báicéireachta         18   10   4   4    26   15  +11    34
 5 Carraig Donn              18    8   4   6    27   24   +3    28
 6 Al Saquwr                 18    7   3   8    24   32   −8    24
 7 Correctional Academy      18    5   6   7    15   28  −13    21
 8 3992                      17    2   5  10    11   26  −15    11
 9 Al Buwum                  18    0   2  16    12   45  −33     2

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Urajbina                  18   13   2   3    42   19  +23    41
 2 Gunaja                    18   11   3   4    39   17  +22    36
 3 Iv                        17   11   3   3    30   16  +14    36
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        18   10   4   4    31   15  +16    34
 5 Sunaharaghav Thara        18    6   5   7    24   24    0    23
 6 Juvapanam                 18    6   5   7    22   28   −6    23
 7 Ithuši                    17    5   4   8    20   30  −10    19
 8 K'arasi                   18    1   3  14    13   45  −32     6
 9 Dhanish Chalal            18    1   3  14    12   39  −27     6

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Towser                    18   11   5   2    34   18  +16    38
 2 Shigowba                  18   11   2   5    30   24   +6    35
 3 Zheitehedo                18    9   5   4    28   18  +10    32
 4 Erzerloy’thatho           18    8   6   4    28   22   +6    30
 5 Othoderbithyu             18    8   3   7    24   26   −2    27
 6 Zhooshowluha              18    7   6   5    32   31   +1    27
 7 Tuzheh                    18    4   3  11    20   29   −9    15
 8 Za'thatho                 17    3   2  12    11   23  −12    11
 9 Mastverstveh              17    3   0  14    16   32  −16     9
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But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 30 August 4012

Gu Zhahogowdoo

Saturday, 25 August 4012
Pkethat Hevnaje 5–0 Sunbirds

Sunday, 26 August 4012
Hozastvu 0–3 Stvozhaboythumow
Goytowlishemei 0–0 Juqha Zhaba
Bei’thatho 0–2 Cóiméid
Brewers 2–1 Vortex
Gerthamasa Boyseh 0–3 Lobyuseistvooshu

What does one make of a team that concedes five goals and scores four over the course of one hundred and eighty minutes of football? Well, perhaps one might assume such a team was attack-minded but had an unstable defense? Since we're talking about Sunbirds, that's about right. But wait... those four scored were all in one match... and the five conceded were in the next. That is a bi-polar mood swing deserving of a new field of psychological study. But then again, the start of the Champions' Cup group stage is starting on Tuesday, and odds are good that the 'Birds would rather be destroyed at home now then on Tuesday versus Barbury Town. Dignušam Nuhu will possibly have got himself squarely on Mezhergoy Serthidi's shit list after his first half red card (which undoubtedly had a bearing on the lopsided final score), but the youngster's recent call-up to the national team for World Cup 71 qualifying may have unsettled him, so perhaps let's give him a pass. (Also, let's not take anything away from Pkethat Hevnaje, nor from Chidi Ya and his hat trick.) The next afternoon, Stvozha killed Hozastvu for yet another Military Derby win (one that saw them jump back above the Reds in the table, to boot), Goytow and Juqha Zhaba bored every spectator in the whole city of Tobyumosyu half to death, Cóiméid finally managed to win (though against the Pirates... so... pretty unimpressive prey), and possibly unstoppable Lobyu trashed Gerthamasa Boyseh to stay on top of the league table. Finally, the Caisleán Luaith Derby was a tense affair, but crowd trouble was (thankfully) minimal and frankly the standard of officiating was dreadful - had one of the linesmen not been so unprofessionally trigger-happy the Chartreuse-Oranges would have won by at least a three-goal margin.

--Pool 1                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pkethat Hevnaje        17   13   1   3    35   12  +23    40
2 Stvozhaboythumow       17   10   3   4    33   12  +21    33
3 Sunbirds               17    9   4   4    27   17  +10    31
4 Goytowlishemei         17    6   4   7    22   25   −3    22
5 Hozastvu               17    6   1  10    18   30  −12    19
6 Juqha Zhaba            18    4   5   9    20   28   −8    17
7 Šešri’makaru           17    2   2  13    13   44  −31     8

  Pool 2                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Lobyuseistvooshu       18   11   5   2    26    9  +17    38
2 Brewers                17   11   3   3    28   15  +13    36
3 Vezhidrupa             17    9   3   5    32   20  +12    30
4 Gerthamasa Boyseh      17    8   1   8    27   28   −1    25
5 Cóiméid                17    7   4   6    25   21   +4    25
6 Vortex                 17    5   2  10    24   33   −9    17
7 Bei’thatho             17    0   0  17     4   40  −36     0

TSLB League 1

Monday, 27 August 4012
Buqul Ashabab 1–0 Ha’amdesseh
Al Ziya 2–1 Al Atiq
Eastern Quay 1–0 Iron House
Aill Mhór 2–1 STS
Bijji 3–1 Angels
Shadows 1–1 Urnabhi
Kileh Gulabhav 3–0 Zhevassi
Therakham 1–2 Šah
Stvoyboystvei 1–0 Troytitresheiha
Trustvimu’thatho 1–2 Owgatreh’hyuda
Igizimoomyu 4–0 Eihi’thatho
Sheizheidoo 2–0 Trotahoy

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Bolcáin                  18   13   2   3    35   12  +23    41
 2 Al Ziya                  19   12   4   3    39   18  +21    40
 3 Buqul Ashabab            19    9   6   4    25   25    0    33
 4 Aill Mhór                18    8   5   5    28   23   +5    29
 5 Al Atiq                  19    7   4   8    23   21   +2    25
 6 Eastern Quay             19    6   3  10    22   35  −13    21
 7 Ha’amdesseh              18    4   6   8    22   27   −5    18
 8 STS                      19    3   5  11    19   33  −14    14
 9 Iron House               19    3   3  13    15   34  −19    12

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           19   13   4   2    36   15  +21    43
 2 Raktaghav Hathi          18    9   6   3    34   23  +11    33
 3 Shadows                  19    9   6   4    34   22  +12    33
 4 Zhevassi                 19    9   3   7    28   24   +4    30
 5 Therakham                18    7   6   5    24   19   +5    27
 6 Bijji                    19    6   6   7    29   30   −1    24
 7 Šah                      19    4   5  10    17   33  −16    17
 8 Angels                   18    2   6  10    23   38  −15    12
 9 Urnabhi                  19    1   6  12    18   39  −21     9

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              18   11   4   3    33   17  +16    37
 2 Stvoyboystvei            19   11   3   5    33   23  +10    36
 3 Troystverdyu’thatho      18   10   3   5    29   18  +11    33
 4 Igizimoomyu              19   10   1   8    34   25   +9    31
 5 Trustvimu’thatho         19    9   3   7    37   20  +17    30
 6 Troytitresheiha          18    7   6   5    25   20   +5    27
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           19    7   2  10    25   30   −5    23
 8 Eihi’thatho              19    3   2  14    10   40  −30    11
 9 Trotahoy                 19    2   4  13    11   44  −33    10

TSLB League 2

Monday, 27 August 4012
Al Saquwr 3–0 Trá Te
Correctional Academy 3–2 Al Buwum
Al Qutilah 3–2 CDL Báicéireachta
3992 1–1 Cathair Chinn Lis
Juvapanam 2–1 Iv
K'arasi 0–0 Dhanish Chalal
Gunaja 2–0 Mount Nussizhadani
Ithuši 2–1 Urajbina
Zhooshowluha 1–0 Za'thatho
Towser 4–0 Tuzheh
Erzerloy’thatho 2–3 Zheitehedo
Mastverstveh 1–1 Othoderbithyu

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Al Qutilah                19   12   2   5    38   19  +19    38
 2 Cathair Chinn Lis         19   11   3   5    31   16  +15    36
 3 Trá Te                    18   11   2   5    34   15  +19    35
 4 CDL Báicéireachta         19   10   4   5    28   18  +10    34
 5 Carraig Donn              18    8   4   6    27   24   +3    28
 6 Al Saquwr                 19    8   3   8    27   32   −5    27
 7 Correctional Academy      19    6   6   7    18   30  −12    24
 8 3992                      18    2   6  10    12   27  −15    12
 9 Al Buwum                  19    0   2  17    14   48  −34     2

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Urajbina                  19   13   2   4    43   21  +22    41
 2 Gunaja                    19   12   3   4    41   17  +24    39
 3 Iv                        18   11   3   4    31   18  +13    36
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        19   10   4   5    31   17  +14    34
 5 Juvapanam                 19    7   5   7    24   29   −5    26
 6 Sunaharaghav Thara        18    6   5   7    24   24    0    23
 7 Ithuši                    18    6   4   8    22   31   −9    22
 8 K'arasi                   19    1   4  14    13   45  −32     7
 9 Dhanish Chalal            19    1   4  14    12   39  −27     7

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Towser                    19   12   5   2    38   18  +20    41
 2 Shigowba                  18   11   2   5    30   24   +6    35
 3 Zheitehedo                19   10   5   4    31   20  +11    35
 4 Erzerloy’thatho           19    8   6   5    30   25   +5    30
 5 Zhooshowluha              19    8   6   5    33   31   +2    30
 6 Othoderbithyu             19    8   4   7    25   27   −2    28
 7 Tuzheh                    19    4   3  12    20   33  −13    15
 8 Za'thatho                 18    3   2  13    11   24  −13    11
 9 Mastverstveh              18    3   1  14    17   33  −16    10

Champions' Cup 58 - Group G

Tuesday, 28 August 4012
Image Mâ Âlâmëómë 1-3 Image Bengstmark IF
Image Sunbirds 2-0 Image Barbury Town

Globe Cup 55 - Group E

Thursday, 30 August 4012
Image South Coast United 1-1 Image Brewers
Image Levadia Narkiv 1-1 Image Gwinevra Barbarians

Series B Champions' Cup 55 - Group C

Thursday, 30 August 4012
Image Ajax Carloburgo 3-3 Image Red Wave Starblaydi
Image FC Tenacity 4-1 Image Šešri’makaru

It was a mixed bag during the midweek for Stvoto Latolisi sides. Tuesday night was a great start, as two goals late in the second half stunned the Apoxian away fans into dead silence in Fahan... not that you could notice the quiet while thousands of Fahanians were doing permanent damage to their vocal chords. Gidedu Shegalo, looking like he had an axe to grind after being passed over by Brendan al Tameer for Gold-Whites selection, scored the prettier of the two Reds goals. The 90th minute clincher happened after Tastvu Zhooheizhyu nodded a ball down to Shegalo's feet - the latter stepped outside, then in, spun around a wild Balthorst challenge, and easily tapped it past Eustathios. It's crisis time for Barbury - Sunbirds are just thrilled to have any points at all. Two days later, Brewers looked limp in their lifeless one-all draw with South Coast United in the Globe Cup (but given that United were the better side perhaps we mustn't be too hard on the Chartreuse-Oranges), and Šešri’makaru's horrible year continued to be horrible as they were slaughtered by FC Tenacity in the SBCC.
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But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 4 September 4012

Gu Zhahogowdoo

Saturday, 1 September 4012
Sunbirds 2–2 Goytowlishemei

Sunday, 2 September 4012
Stvozhaboythumow 0–2 Pkethat Hevnaje
Šešri’makaru 0–3 Hozastvu
Vortex 1–1 Gerthamasa Boyseh
Cóiméid 2–2 Brewers
Vezhidrupa 3–0 Bei’thatho

More league lethargy on display in Fahan, where the Reds were held to a point by Goytow. Their attack seemed to function well, but the 'Birds defense, incredible on Tuesday against Barbury Town, conceded twice. Sunbirds might be grateful, therefore, that Stvozhaboythumow fell to Pkethat Hevnaje the next afternoon. The Brown-Blacks were facing perhaps their last chance to fight back into the Pool 1 title race, their final home game against the Red-Whites, but from the opening kickoff it was clear they just didn't have it in them. Mental strength, other Gu Zhahogowdoo managers must surely be noting, one by one, is apparently a liability in Air Force boss Gyamfua Zahuzh's teams. Over in Pool 2, it looks as though intense races will develop in several places: most notably, of course, Brewers and Lobyuseistvooshu are gearing up for the final quarter of the top flight's first phase separated by a single point. The Chartreuse-Oranges began the year looking like they were completely unstoppable, unbeaten for weeks and weeks, but the Red, Gray, and Chartreuse have proven resilient, their consistent play vaulting them now to the front of the back. The latter side didn't play today, but they did watch (and celebrate) Cóiméid's courageous draw in Teach Iarann against the former. Since Lobyu shocked them a week and a half ago, Brewers have looked stunned at best. They must shake themselves out of it as it is now autumn and time is running out. The Comets, for their part, needed the result badly, and that they did was a minor miracle given Vaughan O'Coilligh's sending off in the 73rd minute. Cóiméid had equalized for the second time ten minutes before, but had to hang on for dear life as Irmedheghi and Co. dominated possession in the match's final minutes. They are themselves slugging it out, racing with Gerthamasa Boyseh for fourth place in Pool 2, a position which almost certainly will be worth a trip to the Globe Cup. Finally, Vezhidrupa's impressive flurry of penalties at the start of their contest against Bei'thatho ensured full pointage for the All-Whites, but the rest of the match was so boring fans were hissing with displeasure as their club left the pitch in Mahathu.

--Pool 1                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pkethat Hevnaje        18   14   1   3    37   12  +25    43
2 Stvozhaboythumow       18   10   3   5    33   14  +19    33
3 Sunbirds               18    9   5   4    29   19  +10    32
4 Goytowlishemei         18    6   5   7    24   27   −3    23
5 Hozastvu               18    7   1  10    21   30   −9    22
6 Juqha Zhaba            18    4   5   9    20   28   −8    17
7 Šešri’makaru           18    2   2  14    13   47  −34     8

  Pool 2                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Lobyuseistvooshu       18   11   5   2    26    9  +17    38
2 Brewers                18   11   4   3    30   17  +13    37
3 Vezhidrupa             18   10   3   5    35   20  +15    33
4 Gerthamasa Boyseh      18    8   2   8    28   29   −1    26
5 Cóiméid                18    7   5   6    27   23   +4    26
6 Vortex                 18    5   3  10    25   34   −9    18
7 Bei’thatho             18    0   0  18     4   43  −39     0

TSLB League 1

Friday, 31 August 4012
Urnabhi 0–1 Kileh Gulabhav

Monday, 3 September 4012
Iron House 0–3 Aill Mhór
Al Atiq 4–2 Eastern Quay
Ha’amdesseh 2–3 Al Ziya
Bolcáin 2–1 Buqul Ashabab
Zhevassi 3–1 Therakham
Angels 0–2 Shadows
Raktaghav Hathi 1–1 Bijji
Eihi’thatho 1–2 Sheizheidoo
Owgatreh’hyuda 0–2 Igizimoomyu
Troytitresheiha 0–0 Trustvimu’thatho
Troystverdyu’thatho 0–0 Stvoyboystvei

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Bolcáin                  19   14   2   3    37   13  +24    44
 2 Al Ziya                  20   13   4   3    42   20  +22    43
 3 Buqul Ashabab            20    9   6   5    26   27   −1    33
 4 Aill Mhór                19    9   5   5    31   23   +8    32
 5 Al Atiq                  20    8   4   8    27   23   +4    28
 6 Eastern Quay             20    6   3  11    24   39  −15    21
 7 Ha’amdesseh              19    4   6   9    24   30   −6    18
 8 STS                      19    3   5  11    19   33  −14    14
 9 Iron House               20    3   3  14    15   37  −22    12

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           20   14   4   2    37   15  +22    46
 2 Shadows                  20   10   6   4    36   22  +14    36
 3 Raktaghav Hathi          19    9   7   3    35   24  +11    34
 4 Zhevassi                 20   10   3   7    31   25   +6    33
 5 Therakham                19    7   6   6    25   22   +3    27
 6 Bijji                    20    6   7   7    30   31   −1    25
 7 Šah                      19    4   5  10    17   33  −16    17
 8 Angels                   19    2   6  11    23   40  −17    12
 9 Urnabhi                  20    1   6  13    18   40  −22     9

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              19   12   4   3    35   18  +17    40
 2 Stvoyboystvei            20   11   4   5    33   23  +10    37
 3 Igizimoomyu              20   11   1   8    36   25  +11    34
 4 Troystverdyu’thatho      19   10   4   5    29   18  +11    34
 5 Trustvimu’thatho         20    9   4   7    37   20  +17    31
 6 Troytitresheiha          19    7   7   5    25   20   +5    28
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           20    7   2  11    25   32   −7    23
 8 Eihi’thatho              20    3   2  15    11   42  −31    11
 9 Trotahoy                 19    2   4  13    11   44  −33    10

TSLB League 2

Monday, 3 September 4012
CDL Báicéireachta 1–1 3992
Al Buwum 2–1 Al Qutilah
Trá Te 4–1 Correctional Academy
Carraig Donn 2–2 Al Saquwr
Mount Nussizhadani 0–1 Ithuši
Dhanish Chalal 1–0 Gunaja
Iv 3–0 K'arasi
Sunaharaghav Thara 1–0 Juvapanam
Zheitehedo 2–0 Mastverstveh
Tuzheh 1–0 Erzerloy’thatho
Za'thatho 0–1 Towser
Shigowba 3–0 Zhooshowluha

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Trá Te                    19   12   2   5    38   16  +22    38
 2 Al Qutilah                20   12   2   6    39   21  +18    38
 3 Cathair Chinn Lis         19   11   3   5    31   16  +15    36
 4 CDL Báicéireachta         20   10   5   5    29   19  +10    35
 5 Carraig Donn              19    8   5   6    29   26   +3    29
 6 Al Saquwr                 20    8   4   8    29   34   −5    28
 7 Correctional Academy      20    6   6   8    19   34  −15    24
 8 3992                      19    2   7  10    13   28  −15    13
 9 Al Buwum                  20    1   2  17    16   49  −33     5

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Urajbina                  19   13   2   4    43   21  +22    41
 2 Gunaja                    20   12   3   5    41   18  +23    39
 3 Iv                        19   12   3   4    34   18  +16    39
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        20   10   4   6    31   18  +13    34
 5 Sunaharaghav Thara        19    7   5   7    25   24   +1    26
 6 Juvapanam                 20    7   5   8    24   30   −6    26
 7 Ithuši                    19    7   4   8    23   31   −8    25
 8 Dhanish Chalal            20    2   4  14    13   39  −26    10
 9 K'arasi                   20    1   4  15    13   48  −35     7

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Towser                    20   13   5   2    39   18  +21    44
 2 Shigowba                  19   12   2   5    33   24   +9    38
 3 Zheitehedo                20   11   5   4    33   20  +13    38
 4 Erzerloy’thatho           20    8   6   6    30   26   +4    30
 5 Zhooshowluha              20    8   6   6    33   34   −1    30
 6 Othoderbithyu             19    8   4   7    25   27   −2    28
 7 Tuzheh                    20    5   3  12    21   33  −12    18
 8 Za'thatho                 19    3   2  14    11   25  −14    11
 9 Mastverstveh              19    3   1  15    17   35  −18    10
Last edited by Stvoto Latoli on Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:46 am, edited 2 times in total.
But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 10 September 4012

Champions' Cup 58 - Group G

Wednesday, 5 September 4012
Image Barbury Town 2-0 Image Mâ Âlâmëómë
Image Bengstmark IF 3-0 Image Sunbirds

--Team                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Bengstmark IF           2    2   0   0     6    1   +5     6
2 Sunbirds                2    1   0   1     2    3   −1     3
3 Barbury Town            2    1   0   1     2    2    0     3
4 Mâ Âlâmëómë             2    0   0   2     1    5   −4     0

Globe Cup 55 - Group E

Thursday, 6 September 4012
Image Gwinevra Barbarians 2-1 Image South Coast United
Image Brewers 2-2 Image Levadia Narkiv

--Team                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Gwinevra Barbarians     2    1   1   0     3    2   +1     4
2 Brewers                 2    0   2   0     3    3    0     2
  Levadia Narkiv          2    0   2   0     3    3    0     2
4 South Coast United      2    0   1   1     2    3   −1     1

Series B Champions' Cup 55 - Group C

Thursday, 6 September 4012
Image Šešri’makaru 1-3 Image Ajax Carloburgo
Image Red Wave Starblaydi 2-2 Image FC Tenacity

--Team                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 FC Tenacity             2    1   1   0     6    3   +3     4
2 Ajax Carloburgo         2    1   1   0     6    4   +2     4
3 Red Wave Starblaydi     2    0   2   0     5    5    0     2
4 Šešri’makaru            2    0   0   2     2    7   −5     0

It was a horrific week for Stvoto Latolisi teams in international competition, as all three clubs went winless in group play. On Wednesday night, Sunbirds were rudely and abruptly brought down from cloud nine when Bengstmark beat the tar out of them in Buyan. BIF's blistering first half hour had them up three nil by half time, and on the tactical front, Mezhergoy Serthidi opted to simply shore up the back line and keep the scoreline from getting any worse. The Reds accepted their medicine knowing that they have an eminently winnable Zhahogowdoo match with minnows Juqha Zhaba to look forward to on the weekend. Brewers did manage to earn a draw against Estenia, but given that they were playing in Caisleán Luaith, Wahib al Khlaiwi could not contain his disappointment in a post-game media conference - he'd been hoping for a win. Finally, Šešri’makaru appear to have imported their horrific league form into the SBCC, as they've dropped two. National team goalkeeper Pachomiušam Ouachaburughu made a couple outrageous blunders during the match - the goal Ajax Carloburgo scored to make it two-nil was a result of Ouachaburughu's absolute howler.

Gu Zhahogowdoo

Saturday, 8 September 4012
Sunbirds 1–0 Juqha Zhaba
Vortex 2–2 Lobyuseistvooshu

Sunday, 9 September 4012
Šešri’makaru 3–4 Pkethat Hevnaje
Stvozhaboythumow 1–1 Goytowlishemei
Vezhidrupa 1–0 Brewers
Cóiméid 5–0 Gerthamasa Boyseh

Vortex threw a spanner in Lobyu's works by recovering from a two goal deficit to draw at home with the Red, Gray, and Chartreuse on Saturday night. The Whirls, who've had a pretty poor year given that they are in the Pool of Death, haven't had much to celebrate and this was a landmark result. Lobyuseistvooshu, for their part, knew that they had potentially allowed Brewers (who played the next day) to jump back to the front of the pack, and the look of dismay on Rumazhith Vhumi's face as he led his players off the pitch was unforgettable. Also that night, Sunbirds righted the ship in their tight one nil affair with Juqha Zhaba (the Mariners' defense almost spoiled the Reds' fun), temporarily throwing the 'Birds into second place. The next day, Pkethat Hevnaje barely won a seven-goal barnburner against Šešri’makaru and might have lost were it not for a couple more horrific howlers by ice-cold Pachomiušam Ouachaburughu (who might be dropped by long time Purple-Whites boss Ailin al Yusri if he doesn't get his act together fast), Goytow held Stvozhaboythumow to a draw on the Air Force base, which resulted in their official concession of Pool 1's second place spot to Sunbirds, Brewers collapsed in a crucial six-pointer against the white-hot All-Whites, thereby allowing Lobyu to stay top, and Cóiméid annihilated Gerthamasa Boyseh in Teach Iarann to reclaim fourth place at last. The Comets, who have been rather a mess all year, may now try to push on and secure a better Globe Cup place, knowing that they are out of the title race.

--Pool 1                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pkethat Hevnaje        19   15   1   3    41   15  +26    46
2 Sunbirds               19   10   5   4    30   19  +11    35
3 Stvozhaboythumow       19   10   4   5    34   15  +19    34
4 Goytowlishemei         19    6   6   7    25   28   −3    24
5 Hozastvu               18    7   1  10    21   30   −9    22
6 Juqha Zhaba            19    4   5  10    20   29   −9    17
7 Šešri’makaru           19    2   2  15    16   51  −35     8

  Pool 2                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Lobyuseistvooshu       19   11   6   2    28   11  +17    39
2 Brewers                19   11   4   4    30   18  +12    37
3 Vezhidrupa             19   11   3   5    36   20  +16    36
4 Cóiméid                19    8   5   6    32   23   +9    29
5 Gerthamasa Boyseh      19    8   2   9    28   34   −6    26
6 Vortex                 19    5   4  10    27   36   −9    19
7 Bei’thatho             18    0   0  18     4   43  −39     0

TSLB League 1

Friday, 7 September 4012
Shadows 1–0 Raktaghav Hathi

Monday, 10 September 4012
Al Ziya 2–1 Bolcáin
Eastern Quay 1–1 Ha’amdesseh
Aill Mhór 0–1 Al Atiq
STS 2–1 Iron House
Kileh Gulabhav 4–3 Angels
Therakham 1–0 Urnabhi
Šah 3–0 Zhevassi
Trustvimu’thatho 3–1 Troystverdyu’thatho
Igizimoomyu 1–2 Troytitresheiha
Sheizheidoo 1–1 Owgatreh’hyuda
Trotahoy 3–2 Eihi’thatho

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Al Ziya                  21   14   4   3    44   21  +23    46
 2 Bolcáin                  20   14   2   4    38   15  +23    44
 3 Buqul Ashabab            20    9   6   5    26   27   −1    33
 4 Aill Mhór                20    9   5   6    31   24   +7    32
 5 Al Atiq                  21    9   4   8    28   23   +5    31
 6 Eastern Quay             21    6   4  11    25   40  −15    22
 7 Ha’amdesseh              20    4   7   9    25   31   −6    19
 8 STS                      20    4   5  11    21   34  −13    17
 9 Iron House               21    3   3  15    16   39  −23    12

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           21   15   4   2    41   18  +23    49
 2 Shadows                  21   11   6   4    37   22  +15    39
 3 Raktaghav Hathi          20    9   7   4    35   25  +10    34
 4 Zhevassi                 21   10   3   8    31   28   +3    33
 5 Therakham                20    8   6   6    26   22   +4    30
 6 Bijji                    20    6   7   7    30   31   −1    25
 7 Šah                      20    5   5  10    20   33  −13    20
 8 Angels                   20    2   6  12    26   44  −18    12
 9 Urnabhi                  21    1   6  14    18   41  −23     9

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              20   12   5   3    36   19  +17    41
 2 Stvoyboystvei            20   11   4   5    33   23  +10    37
 3 Igizimoomyu              21   11   1   9    37   27  +10    34
 4 Trustvimu’thatho         21   10   4   7    40   21  +19    34
 5 Troystverdyu’thatho      20   10   4   6    30   21   +9    34
 6 Troytitresheiha          20    8   7   5    27   21   +6    31
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           21    7   3  11    26   33   −7    24
 8 Trotahoy                 20    3   4  13    14   46  −32    13
 9 Eihi’thatho              21    3   2  16    13   45  −32    11

TSLB League 2

Monday, 10 September 4012
Correctional Academy 2–2 Carraig Donn
Al Qutilah 2–1 Trá Te
3992 1–0 Al Buwum
Cathair Chinn Lis 3–0 CDL Báicéireachta
K'arasi 0–1 Sunaharaghav Thara
Gunaja 1–1 Iv
Ithuši 2–1 Dhanish Chalal
Urajbina 2–1 Mount Nussizhadani
Towser 2–0 Shigowba
Erzerloy’thatho 0–0 Za'thatho
Mastverstveh 1–0 Tuzheh
Othoderbithyu 1–2 Zheitehedo

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Al Qutilah                21   13   2   6    41   22  +19    41
 2 Cathair Chinn Lis         20   12   3   5    34   16  +18    39
 3 Trá Te                    20   12   2   6    39   18  +21    38
 4 CDL Báicéireachta         21   10   5   6    29   22   +7    35
 5 Carraig Donn              20    8   6   6    31   28   +3    30
 6 Al Saquwr                 20    8   4   8    29   34   −5    28
 7 Correctional Academy      21    6   7   8    21   36  −15    25
 8 3992                      20    3   7  10    14   28  −14    16
 9 Al Buwum                  21    1   2  18    16   50  −34     5

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Urajbina                  20   14   2   4    45   22  +23    44
 2 Iv                        20   12   4   4    35   19  +16    40
 3 Gunaja                    21   12   4   5    42   19  +23    40
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        21   10   4   7    32   20  +12    34
 5 Sunaharaghav Thara        20    8   5   7    26   24   +2    29
 6 Ithuši                    20    8   4   8    25   32   −7    28
 7 Juvapanam                 20    7   5   8    24   30   −6    26
 8 Dhanish Chalal            21    2   4  15    14   41  −27    10
 9 K'arasi                   21    1   4  16    13   49  −36     7

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Towser                    21   14   5   2    41   18  +23    47
 2 Zheitehedo                21   12   5   4    35   21  +14    41
 3 Shigowba                  20   12   2   6    33   26   +7    38
 4 Erzerloy’thatho           21    8   7   6    30   26   +4    31
 5 Zhooshowluha              20    8   6   6    33   34   −1    30
 6 Othoderbithyu             20    8   4   8    26   29   −3    28
 7 Tuzheh                    21    5   3  13    21   34  −13    18
 8 Mastverstveh              20    4   1  15    18   35  −17    13
 9 Za'thatho                 20    3   3  14    11   25  −14    12
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But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 17 September 4012

Gu Zizhedoshoy Round of 16

Tuesday, 11 September 4012
Juqha Zhaba 1–2 Bijji

Wednesday, 12 September 4012
Stvozhaboythumow 3–3 Hozastvu (5–3 AET)
Vezhidrupa 4–0 Goytowlishemei
Shadows 0–1 Brewers

Thursday, 13 September 4012
Pkethat Hevnaje 1–0 Therakham
Al Ziya 0–0 Gerthamasa Boyseh (0–1 AET)
Mastverstveh 0–2 Sunbirds
Stvoyboystvei 0–1 Lobyuseistvooshu

The Round of 16 kicked off with the round's least prestigious but perhaps most heated fixture, as Gu Zhahogowdoo relegation-battlers Juqha Zhaba battled their League 1 mid-table-sitting cross-town arch-enemies Bijji. The Mariners drew the home fixture, but that appeared to be of little help to the Blue-Greens as their defense, so stern three days before versus Sunbirds, cracked under the pressure of the Badgers' forward thrusts. The Black-Whites, who theoretically are not out of the race for a Promotion Playoff spot just yet, will undoubtedly be hoping to draw a home game in the quarterfinals, as their opposition will be very tough at that juncture. The next day, another big rivalry played out as Stvozhaboythumow squared off with Hozastvu in another Military Derby. The fourth such Derby of 4012, Hozastvu registered their best performance yet, equalizing on the heavily-attcking Brown-Blacks no less than three times. But the Maroon-Reds were no match for Air Force in extra time, as Quinn Vail, who is having perhaps the season of his life, completed his hat-trick to ensure progression for his club. Simultaneously, unstoppable Vezhidrupa crushed an obviously outmatched Goytowlishemei, with the Vendors' new Yttribian purchase Jed Ewart predicting after the match that "those guys are going to catch Brewers and Lobyu and win the title," and Shadows felt hard done by as Brewers solitary goal (which replays showed was miles offside) put them out of the cup when they'd arguably been much the better side. On Thursday, Pkethat Hevnaje scraped past strong League 1 side Therakham, and Al Ziya (who are currently just behind Kileh Gulabhav for the automatic promotion spot) scared the living daylights out of Gerthamasa Boyseh on a frigid evening in Muzira’a Ba’aydah City before the Purple-Greens found an extra time free kick winner. Finally, Sunbirds seemed hardly troubled by League 2's Mastverstveh even though the match was in Tobumosyu, and Lobyu claimed another win in a one nil (how many times have they won by that margin this year?) against Stvoyboystvei. So, as we look ahead to the quarterfinals in three weeks' time, all of the bigs remain alive: Sunbirds, Brewers, Lobyuseistvooshu, Stvozhaboythumow, Vezhidrupa, and Pkethat Hevnaje, alongside two lucky outsiders in Bijji and Gerthamasa Boyseh. We know this much: at least a couple massive names will be sitting out the semifinal round.

Gu Zhahogowdoo

Saturday, 15 September 4012
Brewers 4–0 Bei’thatho

Sunday, 16 September 4012
Juqha Zhaba 1–2 Stvozhaboythumow
Goytowlishemei 1–0 Šešri’makaru
Pkethat Hevnaje 5–2 Hozastvu
Lobyuseistvooshu 1–3 Cóiméid
Gerthamasa Boyseh 1–2 Vezhidrupa

The nationally televised match of the top flight's 23rd matchday was perhaps the most mismatched game ever put on television in the Maritime Empire, as Zuhair al Ghalib scored all four goals and single-handedly battered a now-record-chasing Bei'thatho, who have lost all twenty of their matches thus far this season. That's right, twenty. No wins. Not even a draw or two. All losses, nineteen in the league and one in the cup, and the hapless Pirates have scored just four goals across all competitions in those twenty. There are five games left in the Zhahogowdoo first phase - do Bei'thatho have it in them to lose them, too? On to happier things... the next day, Stvozha dealt Juqha Zhaba a two-nil loss, the second straight result by that scoreline for the Mariners and the third straight loss by a one-goal margin. Champions of heartbreak, that bunch, not mention the fact that later in the day Hozastvu were massacred by Pkethat Hevnaje, meaning that Juqha Zhaba could have had a chance to work their way out of the relegation zone. And remind me how much money they spent on the apparently-already-unsettled strike duo of Beckert and Edwards? In closing, Ouachaburughu seemed to regain a smidgen of composure in a predictable one-nil loss to Goytow, Vezhidrupa provided the result the bookies projected in a two-one away victory over brave Gerthamasa Boyseh, and... what the... holy shit. You have got to be kidding me. Lobyuseistvooshu, newly appointed leaders of Pool 2 (and, by inference, the top flight), laid an egg in a catastrophic upset loss at home to Cóiméid. Take nothing away from Cóiméid - they played very well and no spectator was under any delusion that the Comets were somehow merely profiteering from a Lobyu choke - but still, the result has to be seen as three points dropped for the Red, Gray, and Chartreuse, who have now fallen to third (behind second-place Vezhidrupa on the first tiebreaker, wins). Once again, the title race has been blown wide open, only this time, it's a three-horse race, not just two.

--Pool 1                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pkethat Hevnaje        20   16   1   3    46   17  +29    49
2 Stvozhaboythumow       20   11   4   5    36   16  +20    37
3 Sunbirds               19   10   5   4    30   19  +11    35
4 Goytowlishemei         20    7   6   7    26   28   −2    27
5 Hozastvu               19    7   1  11    23   35  −12    22
6 Juqha Zhaba            20    4   5  11    21   31  −10    17
7 Šešri’makaru           20    2   2  16    16   52  −36     8

  Pool 2                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Brewers                20   12   4   4    34   18  +16    40
2 Vezhidrupa             20   12   3   5    38   21  +17    39
3 Lobyuseistvooshu       20   11   6   3    29   14  +15    39
4 Cóiméid                20    9   5   6    35   24  +11    32
5 Gerthamasa Boyseh      20    8   2  10    29   36   −7    26
6 Vortex                 19    5   4  10    27   36   −9    19
7 Bei’thatho             19    0   0  19     4   47  −43     0

TSLB League 1

Friday, 14 September 4012
Raktaghav Hathi 2–4 Kileh Gulabhav

Monday, 17 September 4012
Al Atiq 3–0 STS
Ha’amdesseh 0–1 Aill Mhór
Bolcáin 5–0 Eastern Quay
Buqul Ashabab 1–1 Al Ziya
Urnabhi 3–2 Šah
Angels 1–4 Therakham
Bijji 1–2 Shadows
Owgatreh’hyuda 3–0 Trotahoy
Troytitresheiha 1–0 Sheizheidoo
Troystverdyu’thatho 0–1 Igizimoomyu
Stvoyboystvei 1–0 Trustvimu’thatho

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Bolcáin                  21   15   2   4    43   15  +28    47
 2 Al Ziya                  22   14   5   3    45   22  +23    47
 3 Aill Mhór                21   10   5   6    32   24   +8    35
 4 Al Atiq                  22   10   4   8    31   23   +8    34
 5 Buqul Ashabab            21    9   7   5    27   28   −1    34
 6 Eastern Quay             22    6   4  12    25   45  −20    22
 7 Ha’amdesseh              21    4   7  10    25   32   −7    19
 8 STS                      21    4   5  12    21   37  −16    17
 9 Iron House               21    3   3  15    16   39  −23    12

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           22   16   4   2    45   20  +25    52
 2 Shadows                  22   12   6   4    39   23  +16    42
 3 Raktaghav Hathi          21    9   7   5    37   29   +8    34
 4 Zhevassi                 21   10   3   8    31   28   +3    33
 5 Therakham                21    9   6   6    30   23   +7    33
 6 Bijji                    21    6   7   8    31   33   −2    25
 7 Šah                      21    5   5  11    22   36  −14    20
 8 Angels                   21    2   6  13    27   48  −21    12
 9 Urnabhi                  22    2   6  14    21   43  −22    12

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              21   12   5   4    36   20  +16    41
 2 Stvoyboystvei            21   12   4   5    34   23  +11    40
 3 Igizimoomyu              22   12   1   9    38   27  +11    37
 4 Trustvimu’thatho         22   10   4   8    40   22  +18    34
 5 Troystverdyu’thatho      21   10   4   7    30   22   +8    34
 6 Troytitresheiha          21    9   7   5    28   21   +7    34
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           22    8   3  11    29   33   −4    27
 8 Trotahoy                 21    3   4  14    14   49  −35    13
 9 Eihi’thatho              21    3   2  16    13   45  −32    11

TSLB League 2

Monday, 17 September 4012
Al Buwum 0–2 Cathair Chinn Lis
Trá Te 5–1 3992
Carraig Donn 1–0 Al Qutilah
Al Saquwr 2–0 Correctional Academy
Dhanish Chalal 1–2 Urajbina
Iv 3–0 Ithuši
Sunaharaghav Thara 1–1 Gunaja
Juvapanam 2–1 K'arasi
Tuzheh 2–0 Othoderbithyu
Za'thatho 2–1 Mastverstveh
Shigowba 3–2 Erzerloy’thatho
Zhooshowluha 1–4 Towser

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Cathair Chinn Lis         21   13   3   5    36   16  +20    42
 2 Trá Te                    21   13   2   6    44   19  +25    41
 3 Al Qutilah                22   13   2   7    41   23  +18    41
 4 CDL Báicéireachta         21   10   5   6    29   22   +7    35
 5 Carraig Donn              21    9   6   6    32   28   +4    33
 6 Al Saquwr                 21    9   4   8    31   34   −3    31
 7 Correctional Academy      22    6   7   9    21   38  −17    25
 8 3992                      21    3   7  11    15   33  −18    16
 9 Al Buwum                  22    1   2  19    16   52  −36     5

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Urajbina                  21   15   2   4    47   23  +24    47
 2 Iv                        21   13   4   4    38   19  +19    43
 3 Gunaja                    22   12   5   5    43   20  +23    41
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        21   10   4   7    32   20  +12    34
 5 Sunaharaghav Thara        21    8   6   7    27   25   +2    30
 6 Juvapanam                 21    8   5   8    26   31   −5    29
 7 Ithuši                    21    8   4   9    25   35  −10    28
 8 Dhanish Chalal            22    2   4  16    15   43  −28    10
 9 K'arasi                   22    1   4  17    14   51  −37     7

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Towser                    22   15   5   2    45   19  +26    50
 2 Shigowba                  21   13   2   6    36   28   +8    41
 3 Zheitehedo                21   12   5   4    35   21  +14    41
 4 Erzerloy’thatho           22    8   7   7    32   29   +3    31
 5 Zhooshowluha              21    8   6   7    34   38   −4    30
 6 Othoderbithyu             21    8   4   9    26   31   −5    28
 7 Tuzheh                    22    6   3  13    23   34  −11    21
 8 Za'thatho                 21    4   3  14    13   26  −13    15
 9 Mastverstveh              21    4   1  16    19   37  −18    13
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But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 22 September 4012

Champions' Cup 58 - Group G

Wednesday, 19 September 4012
Image Bengstmark IF 2-1 Image Barbury Town
Image Mâ Âlâmëómë 0-0 Image Sunbirds

--Team                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Bengstmark IF           3    3   0   0     8    2   +6     9
2 Sunbirds                3    1   1   1     2    3   −1     4
3 Barbury Town            3    1   0   2     3    4   −1     3
4 Mâ Âlâmëómë             3    0   1   2     1    5   −4     1

Globe Cup 55 - Group E

Thursday, 20 September 4012
Image Brewers 2-1 Image Gwinevra Barbarians
Image South Coast United 5-1 Image Levadia Narkiv

--Team                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Brewers                 3    1   2   0     5    4   +1     5
2 Gwinevra Barbarians     3    1   1   1     4    4    0     4
3 South Coast United      3    1   1   1     7    4   +3     4
4 Levadia Narkiv          3    0   2   1     4    8   −4     2

Series B Champions' Cup 55 - Group C

Thursday, 20 September 4012
Image Red Wave Starblaydi 0-1 Image Šešri’makaru
Image Ajax Carloburgo 1-1 Image FC Tenacity

--Team                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 FC Tenacity             3    1   2   0     7    4   +3     5
2 Ajax Carloburgo         3    1   2   0     7    5   +2     5
3 Šešri’makaru            3    1   0   2     3    7   −4     3
4 Red Wave Starblaydi     3    0   2   1     5    6   −1     2

The 'Birds will be mightily proud of their resiliency, as they pulled off what the national team hadn't been able to a month and a half before: obtain a result in Farfadillis. Desmond McIrilain's Player of the Match performance ought to have earned the attentions of Mihashi Chiyo, the defensive midfielder covered every blade of grass on the field. The home fans felt the better team had been robbed of the result they deserved, but they did seem to approve of the Reds' color scheme - likely out of patriotic sentiment. The next night, Brewers did everything right in their superb win over heavily-favored Gwinevra Barbarians. The Chartreuse-Oranges marched right down the pitch, had a few pops at Seabrooke, and won a corner. After Yutri nodded the ball down to Zowbowbyuthi's feet, the hulking, stocky mass of a Stvoto Latolisi man showed surprising technique in his side footed goal from seven yards. The Reds doubled their advantage just before half time (perfect time to do it, amirite?) after Irmedheghi's tricky dribble forced Mata to slice her down inside the eighteen and Athey put the resulting penalty away, and though Barbarians halved the deficit on the 70 minute mark, Wahib al Khlaiwi's men (and woman) were effective at suffocating the game's pace and wasting time. Finally, the Purple-Whites defeated slumping Red Wave Starblaydi in Felix in a one-nil shocker to all but erase their troubled start to group play. All in all, a fantastic week for the Maritime Empire's clubs in the UICA tournaments.
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But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 28 September 4012

Gu Zhahogowdoo

Saturday, 22 September 4012
Stvozhaboythumow 0–0 Sunbirds

Sunday, 23 September 4012
Hozastvu 1–1 Goytowlishemei
Šešri’makaru 1–4 Juqha Zhaba
Bei’thatho 0–2 Gerthamasa Boyseh
Vezhidrupa 3–0 Lobyuseistvooshu
Cóiméid 2–2 Vortex

Air Force went into their home match against Sunbirds hoping to catch the defending champions in an exhausted state given the fixture congestion they've had lately on account of their presence in the Champions' Cup, but things didn't quite go to plan for the Brown-Blacks. The Reds' defense, which has shown vast improvement between 4011 and 4012, once again shut the door and got a result which offers them the chance to pass Stvozha in the table with their game in hand. On Sunday afternoon, Goytow nearly stole three points on the Navy base, with Jed Ewart scoring a real peach on a bending strike from the edge of the area, but the Vendors' dreams were scuppered after their goalkeeper offered up a real clanger. The Maroon-Reds took their chance and equalized on 87 minutes. They needed the result, as well, because in a simultaneously played game, Juqha Zhaba destroyed Šešri’makaru in Šešri’makaru. The Mariners are still desperately hoping to climb away from the relegation zone. They're currently only three points behind Hozastvu, but the Navy Club have a game in hand. Gerthamasa Boyseh effortlessly brought Bei'thatho one matchday closer to finishing the First Phase with twenty-four losses in twenty-four games, Lobyuseistvooshu's once upright ship seems to be taking on water very fast as they were completely outclassed by the All-Whites in Mahathu, and Cóiméid, in their home encounter with Vortex, dropped points they might ultimately regret dropping, though in fairness they were down two nil at one point and came back to save at least the one point.

--Pool 1                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pkethat Hevnaje        20   16   1   3    46   17  +29    49
2 Stvozhaboythumow       21   11   5   5    36   16  +20    38
3 Sunbirds               20   10   6   4    30   19  +11    36
4 Goytowlishemei         21    7   7   7    27   29   −2    28
5 Hozastvu               20    7   2  11    24   36  −12    23
6 Juqha Zhaba            21    5   5  11    25   32   −7    20
7 Šešri’makaru           21    2   2  17    17   56  −39     8

  Pool 2                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Vezhidrupa             21   13   3   5    41   21  +20    42
2 Brewers                20   12   4   4    34   18  +16    40
3 Lobyuseistvooshu       21   11   6   4    29   17  +12    39
4 Cóiméid                21    9   6   6    37   26  +11    33
5 Gerthamasa Boyseh      21    9   2  10    31   36   −5    29
6 Vortex                 20    5   5  10    29   38   −9    20
7 Bei’thatho             20    0   0  20     4   49  −45     0

TSLB League 1

Monday, 24 September 4012
Eastern Quay 3–2 Buqul Ashabab
Aill Mhór 1–1 Bolcáin
STS 0–4 Ha’amdesseh
Iron House 1–1 Al Atiq
Kileh Gulabhav 5–1 Bijji
Therakham 1–1 Raktaghav Hathi
Šah 3–1 Angels
Zhevassi 2–1 Urnabhi
Igizimoomyu 2–1 Stvoyboystvei
Sheizheidoo 2–1 Troystverdyu’thatho
Trotahoy 1–1 Troytitresheiha
Eihi’thatho 3–3 Owgatreh’hyuda

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Bolcáin                  22   15   3   4    44   16  +28    48
 2 Al Ziya                  22   14   5   3    45   22  +23    47
 3 Aill Mhór                22   10   6   6    33   25   +8    36
 4 Al Atiq                  23   10   5   8    32   24   +8    35
 5 Buqul Ashabab            22    9   7   6    29   31   −2    34
 6 Eastern Quay             23    7   4  12    28   47  −19    25
 7 Ha’amdesseh              22    5   7  10    29   32   −3    22
 8 STS                      22    4   5  13    21   41  −20    17
 9 Iron House               22    3   4  15    17   40  −23    13

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           23   17   4   2    50   21  +29    55
 2 Shadows                  22   12   6   4    39   23  +16    42
 3 Zhevassi                 22   11   3   8    33   29   +4    36
 4 Raktaghav Hathi          22    9   8   5    38   30   +8    35
 5 Therakham                22    9   7   6    31   24   +7    34
 6 Bijji                    22    6   7   9    32   38   −6    25
 7 Šah                      22    6   5  11    25   37  −12    23
 8 Angels                   22    2   6  14    28   51  −23    12
 9 Urnabhi                  23    2   6  15    22   45  −23    12

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              22   13   5   4    38   21  +17    44
 2 Igizimoomyu              23   13   1   9    40   28  +12    40
 3 Stvoyboystvei            22   12   4   6    35   25  +10    40
 4 Troytitresheiha          22    9   8   5    29   22   +7    35
 5 Trustvimu’thatho         22   10   4   8    40   22  +18    34
 6 Troystverdyu’thatho      22   10   4   8    31   24   +7    34
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           23    8   4  11    32   36   −4    28
 8 Trotahoy                 22    3   5  14    15   50  −35    14
 9 Eihi’thatho              22    3   3  16    16   48  −32    12

TSLB League 2

Monday, 24 September 4012
Al Qutilah 1–2 Al Saquwr
3992 1–2 Carraig Donn
Cathair Chinn Lis 0–1 Trá Te
CDL Báicéireachta 1–0 Al Buwum
Gunaja 3–1 Juvapanam
Ithuši 0–1 Sunaharaghav Thara
Urajbina 0–2 Iv
Mount Nussizhadani 3–0 Dhanish Chalal
Erzerloy’thatho 2–0 Zhooshowluha
Mastverstveh 1–1 Shigowba
Othoderbithyu 0–1 Za'thatho
Zheitehedo 3–1 Tuzheh

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Trá Te                    22   14   2   6    45   19  +26    44
 2 Cathair Chinn Lis         22   13   3   6    36   17  +19    42
 3 Al Qutilah                23   13   2   8    42   25  +17    41
 4 CDL Báicéireachta         22   11   5   6    30   22   +8    38
 5 Carraig Donn              22   10   6   6    34   29   +5    36
 6 Al Saquwr                 22   10   4   8    33   35   −2    34
 7 Correctional Academy      22    6   7   9    21   38  −17    25
 8 3992                      22    3   7  12    16   35  −19    16
 9 Al Buwum                  23    1   2  20    16   53  −37     5

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Urajbina                  22   15   2   5    47   25  +22    47
 2 Iv                        22   14   4   4    40   19  +21    46
 3 Gunaja                    23   13   5   5    46   21  +25    44
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        22   11   4   7    35   20  +15    37
 5 Sunaharaghav Thara        22    9   6   7    28   25   +3    33
 6 Juvapanam                 22    8   5   9    27   34   −7    29
 7 Ithuši                    22    8   4  10    25   36  −11    28
 8 Dhanish Chalal            23    2   4  17    15   46  −31    10
 9 K'arasi                   22    1   4  17    14   51  −37     7

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Towser                    22   15   5   2    45   19  +26    50
 2 Zheitehedo                22   13   5   4    38   22  +16    44
 3 Shigowba                  22   13   3   6    37   29   +8    42
 4 Erzerloy’thatho           23    9   7   7    34   29   +5    34
 5 Zhooshowluha              22    8   6   8    34   40   −6    30
 6 Othoderbithyu             22    8   4  10    26   32   −6    28
 7 Tuzheh                    23    6   3  14    24   37  −13    21
 8 Za'thatho                 22    5   3  14    14   26  −12    18
 9 Mastverstveh              22    4   2  16    20   38  −18    14

Champions' Cup 58 - Group G

Tuesday, 25 September 4012
Image Barbury Town 1-0 Image Bengstmark IF
Image Sunbirds 1-4 Image Mâ Âlâmëómë

--Team                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Bengstmark IF           4    3   0   1     8    3   +5     9
2 Barbury Town            4    2   0   2     4    4    0     6
3 Mâ Âlâmëómë             4    1   1   2     5    6   −1     4
4 Sunbirds                4    1   1   2     3    7   −4     4

Globe Cup 55 - Group E

Thursday, 27 September 4012
Image Gwinevra Barbarians 2-2 Image Brewers
Image Levadia Narkiv 1-1 Image South Coast United

--Team                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Brewers                 4    1   3   0     7    6   +1     6
2 Gwinevra Barbarians     4    1   2   1     6    6    0     5
3 South Coast United      4    1   2   1     8    5   +3     5
4 Levadia Narkiv          4    0   3   1     5    9   −4     3

Series B Champions' Cup 55 - Group C

Thursday, 27 September 4012
Image Šešri’makaru 0-2 Image Red Wave Starblaydi
Image FC Tenacity 2-0 Image Ajax Carloburgo

--Team                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 FC Tenacity             4    2   2   0     9    4   +5     8
2 Red Wave Starblaydi     4    1   2   1     7    6   +1     5
3 Ajax Carloburgo         4    1   2   1     7    7    0     5
4 Šešri’makaru            4    1   0   3     3    9   −6     3

Previously crisis mode teams Barbury Town and Mâ Âlâmëómë nabbed crucial victories on Tuesday night. Sunbirds, who haven't benefited from a Tastvu Zhooheizhyu goal since late August, must be starting to worry about their number nine's confidence. Dignušam Nuhu is just a teenager, they can't expect him to do it all on his own. In the Globe Cup, Brewers got a pretty good result in Apox to remain unbeaten in Group E, but they'll feel rather disappointed nonetheless - the Chartreuse-Oranges led Gwinevra Barbarians two goals to one in the 81st minute until Thoymyugu chopped down Shizuka in a one-on-one situation. It was, therefore, a straight red on the Brewers keeper, and Shizuka took the penalty and scored. Finally, Šešri’makaru took all the possibility that they'd earned a week before by beating Red Wave Starblaydi in Felix and dumped it in a big old trash bin, as being at home was no help at all in their miserable loss to the same side. The contest could have been closer, but more flapping around on set pieces from the Purple-Whites' goalkeeper meant Red Wave collected a couple easy goals in the first half. How Pachomiušam Ouachaburughu is still getting called up for the national team is a mystery.
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But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 4 October 4012

Gu Zhahogowdoo

Saturday, 29 September 4012
Goytowlishemei 4–0 Pkethat Hevnaje
Vortex 0–1 Vezhidrupa

Sunday, 30 September 4012
Sunbirds 2–0 Šešri’makaru
Juqha Zhaba 1–0 Hozastvu
Lobyuseistvooshu 1–1 Bei’thatho
Gerthamasa Boyseh 2–1 Brewers

On the morning of June the 7th, 4012, Stvoto Latolisi calendar, Vezhidrupa had won three games, drawn two, and lost five. That was almost four months ago. Since then, the All-Whites have been unbeaten in all competitions - and in that unbeaten run they drew once. The North Mahathans' super summer erased the club's horrendous start, and now the All-Whites stand on the precipice of their second Zhahogowdoo championship, after they predictably beat Vortex and Gerthamasa Boyseh upset Brewers. Goytowlishemei reopened the distance between themselves and Hozastvu by shocking Pkethat Hevnaje in a four nil rout in which in-from Jed Ewart scored a brace while the Maroon-Reds fell to the possibly-surging Mariners in a game that could have critical implications on the relegation race. Finally, Sunbirds took out Šešri’makaru to obtain their first win in two and a half weeks and Bei'thatho avoided a twenty-four-loss First Phase by earning a dull one-all draw at Lobyuseistvooshu, who are even further out of the title race now than Brewers are - they don't have the Chartreuse-Oranges' game in hand.

--Pool 1                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pkethat Hevnaje        21   16   1   4    46   21  +25    49
2 Sunbirds               21   11   6   4    32   19  +13    39
3 Stvozhaboythumow       21   11   5   5    36   16  +20    38
4 Goytowlishemei         22    8   7   7    31   29   +2    31
5 Hozastvu               21    7   2  12    24   37  −13    23
6 Juqha Zhaba            22    6   5  11    26   32   −6    23
7 Šešri’makaru           22    2   2  18    17   58  −41     8

  Pool 2                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Vezhidrupa             22   14   3   5    42   21  +21    45
2 Brewers                21   12   4   5    35   20  +15    40
3 Lobyuseistvooshu       22   11   7   4    30   18  +12    40
4 Cóiméid                21    9   6   6    37   26  +11    33
5 Gerthamasa Boyseh      22   10   2  10    33   37   −4    32
6 Vortex                 21    5   5  11    29   39  −10    20
7 Bei’thatho             21    0   1  20     5   50  −45     1

TSLB League 1

Monday, 1 October 4012
Ha’amdesseh 1–1 Iron House
Bolcáin 1–0 STS
Buqul Ashabab 1–1 Aill Mhór
Al Ziya 3–1 Eastern Quay
Angels 0–2 Zhevassi
Raktaghav Hathi 2–1 Šah
Bijji 0–1 Therakham
Shadows 2–1 Kileh Gulabhav
Troytitresheiha 2–0 Eihi’thatho
Troystverdyu’thatho 3–1 Trotahoy
Stvoyboystvei 0–2 Sheizheidoo
Trustvimu’thatho 2–1 Igizimoomyu

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Bolcáin                  23   16   3   4    45   16  +29    51
 2 Al Ziya                  23   15   5   3    48   23  +25    50
 3 Aill Mhór                23   10   7   6    34   26   +8    37
 4 Al Atiq                  23   10   5   8    32   24   +8    35
 5 Buqul Ashabab            23    9   8   6    30   32   −2    35
 6 Eastern Quay             24    7   4  13    29   50  −21    25
 7 Ha’amdesseh              23    5   8  10    30   33   −3    23
 8 STS                      23    4   5  14    21   42  −21    17
 9 Iron House               23    3   5  15    18   41  −23    14

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           24   17   4   3    51   23  +28    55
 2 Shadows                  23   13   6   4    41   24  +17    45
 3 Zhevassi                 23   12   3   8    35   29   +6    39
 4 Raktaghav Hathi          23   10   8   5    40   31   +9    38
 5 Therakham                23   10   7   6    32   24   +8    37
 6 Bijji                    23    6   7  10    32   39   −7    25
 7 Šah                      23    6   5  12    26   39  −13    23
 8 Angels                   23    2   6  15    28   53  −25    12
 9 Urnabhi                  23    2   6  15    22   45  −23    12

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              23   14   5   4    40   21  +19    47
 2 Igizimoomyu              24   13   1  10    41   30  +11    40
 3 Stvoyboystvei            23   12   4   7    35   27   +8    40
 4 Troytitresheiha          23   10   8   5    31   22   +9    38
 5 Trustvimu’thatho         23   11   4   8    42   23  +19    37
 6 Troystverdyu’thatho      23   11   4   8    34   25   +9    37
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           23    8   4  11    32   36   −4    28
 8 Trotahoy                 23    3   5  15    16   53  −37    14
 9 Eihi’thatho              23    3   3  17    16   50  −34    12

TSLB League 2

Monday, 1 October 4012
Trá Te 1–2 CDL Báicéireachta
Carraig Donn 3–3 Cathair Chinn Lis
Al Saquwr 2–1 3992
Correctional Academy 0–2 Al Qutilah
Iv 3–0 Mount Nussizhadani
Sunaharaghav Thara 2–2 Urajbina
Juvapanam 1–2 Ithuši
K'arasi 0–4 Gunaja
Za'thatho 1–1 Zheitehedo
Shigowba 2–2 Othoderbithyu
Zhooshowluha 0–2 Mastverstveh
Towser 2–2 Erzerloy’thatho

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Trá Te                    23   14   2   7    46   21  +25    44
 2 Al Qutilah                24   14   2   8    44   25  +19    44
 3 Cathair Chinn Lis         23   13   4   6    39   20  +19    43
 4 CDL Báicéireachta         23   12   5   6    32   23   +9    41
 5 Al Saquwr                 23   11   4   8    35   36   −1    37
 6 Carraig Donn              23   10   7   6    37   32   +5    37
 7 Correctional Academy      23    6   7  10    21   40  −19    25
 8 3992                      23    3   7  13    17   37  −20    16
 9 Al Buwum                  23    1   2  20    16   53  −37     5

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Iv                        23   15   4   4    43   19  +24    49
 2 Urajbina                  23   15   3   5    49   27  +22    48
 3 Gunaja                    24   14   5   5    50   21  +29    47
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        23   11   4   8    35   23  +12    37
 5 Sunaharaghav Thara        23    9   7   7    30   27   +3    34
 6 Ithuši                    23    9   4  10    27   37  −10    31
 7 Juvapanam                 23    8   5  10    28   36   −8    29
 8 Dhanish Chalal            23    2   4  17    15   46  −31    10
 9 K'arasi                   23    1   4  18    14   55  −41     7

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Towser                    23   15   6   2    47   21  +26    51
 2 Zheitehedo                23   13   6   4    39   23  +16    45
 3 Shigowba                  23   13   4   6    39   31   +8    43
 4 Erzerloy’thatho           24    9   8   7    36   31   +5    35
 5 Zhooshowluha              23    8   6   9    34   42   −8    30
 6 Othoderbithyu             23    8   5  10    28   34   −6    29
 7 Tuzheh                    23    6   3  14    24   37  −13    21
 8 Za'thatho                 23    5   4  14    15   27  −12    19
 9 Mastverstveh              23    5   2  16    22   38  −16    17

Gu Zizhedoshoy Quarterfinals

Tuesday, 2 October 4012
Bijji 0–4 Stvozhaboythumow
Vezhidrupa 2–0 Pkethat Hevnaje

Wednesday, 3 October 4012
Gerthamasa Boyseh 1–1 Sunbirds (3–1 AET)
Lobyuseistvooshu 1–1 Brewers (1–2 AET)

The Badgers managed to keep their quarterfinal in Fajr close until the Brown-Blacks' second half blitzkrieg destroyed any hope of progression, Vezhidrupa's unstoppable march toward a possible double continued Jawara Hunupamrhu scored once with each foot in each half and Pkethat Hevnaje seemed to expect that they would have no chance, Gerthamasa Boyseh pulled off their second upset in four days as Yachušechedra Wambukawo's 2nd minute penalty set the stage for what, after two hours of play, would be a decisive three one win, and dumbstruck Brewers summoned the strength to see off even-more-dumbstruck Lobyuseistvooshu in extra time on the back of Nataliaja Irmedheghi's brace, her first of the year. Now there are four left. Stvozhaboythumow, kings of the spring but underachievers since, are still in with a chance to win some silverware, big dogs Brewers would love to win the cup for the first time and should have a good shot, Vezhidrupa, in current form, are the bookies' favorites, and outsiders Gerthamasa Boyseh, who probably won't sneak into the Globe Cup like they would have liked to, are the team the other three all want to draw in the semifinal.
But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 11 October 4012

Gu Zhahogowdoo

Saturday, 6 October 4012
Hozastvu 2–3 Sunbirds

Sunday, 7 October 4012
Pkethat Hevnaje 4–1 Juqha Zhaba
Šešri’makaru 0–1 Stvozhaboythumow
Brewers 2–0 Lobyuseistvooshu
Bei’thatho 1–2 Vortex
Vezhidrupa 4–0 Cóiméid

The Navy Club put up a great fight, Órlaith Tilley giving the Maroon-Reds a lead twice in their Saturday night marquee special with Sunbirds, but the technically-still-defending-champions were not to be trifled with. Dignušam Nuhu's late winner to seal the three-two Reds win was a superb beauty - a product of some tricky dribbling and a technically sublime shot. The next day, PH, who have very little to play for since they've already sealed their probably-meaningless Pool 1 championship, still brought the heat in a fierce demolition of Juqha Zhaba, who gambled in favor of attack in an attempt to pull ahead of Hozastvu for fifth place (and safety from the drop) but were only rewarded with a Lars Beckert penalty and four goals in their own net, Stvozha nervously stumbled through their away win over the Purple-Whites, and two teams that had just played midweek in the cup saw a replication of the same result, albeit at the opposite venue: Wahib al Khlaiwi and his Chartreuse-Oranges were aggressive and opportunistic, winning the tactical battle over Rumazhith Vhumi's conservative Lobyu, who clearly were playing for the draw. Finally, Vortex restarted Bei'thatho's spectacular losing streak in Tobyumosyu and the All-Whites, who surely must be champions (though they haven't officially clinched yet, neither through the First Phase nor the Schveningen), obliterated hapless Cóiméid. The Comets, who have now made a mess of their game in hand, are now embroiled in a death match for UICA play with Gerthamasa Boyseh. The Red-Blacks are a point ahead of the Purple-Greens, but the Boys currently hold the first tiebreaker: number of wins.

--Pool 1                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pkethat Hevnaje        22   17   1   4    50   22  +28    52
2 Sunbirds               22   12   6   4    35   21  +14    42
3 Stvozhaboythumow       22   12   5   5    37   16  +21    41
4 Goytowlishemei         22    8   7   7    31   29   +2    31
5 Hozastvu               22    7   2  13    26   40  −14    23
6 Juqha Zhaba            23    6   5  12    27   36   −9    23
7 Šešri’makaru           23    2   2  19    17   59  −42     8

  Pool 2                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Vezhidrupa             23   15   3   5    46   21  +25    48
2 Brewers                22   13   4   5    37   20  +17    43
3 Lobyuseistvooshu       23   11   7   5    30   20  +10    40
4 Cóiméid                22    9   6   7    37   30   +7    33
5 Gerthamasa Boyseh      22   10   2  10    33   37   −4    32
6 Vortex                 22    6   5  11    31   40   −9    23
7 Bei’thatho             22    0   1  21     6   52  −46     1

TSLB League 1

Monday, 8 October 4012
Aill Mhór 3–1 Al Ziya
STS 1–1 Buqul Ashabab
Iron House 0–4 Bolcáin
Al Atiq 3–2 Ha’amdesseh
Therakham 0–1 Shadows
Šah 2–2 Bijji
Zhevassi 0–0 Raktaghav Hathi
Urnabhi 1–2 Angels
Sheizheidoo 3–1 Trustvimu’thatho
Trotahoy 0–2 Stvoyboystvei
Eihi’thatho 0–0 Troystverdyu’thatho
Owgatreh’hyuda 1–2 Troytitresheiha

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Bolcáin                  24   17   3   4    49   16  +33    54
 2 Al Ziya                  24   15   5   4    49   26  +23    50
 3 Aill Mhór                24   11   7   6    37   27  +10    40
 4 Al Atiq                  24   11   5   8    35   26   +9    38
 5 Buqul Ashabab            24    9   9   6    31   33   −2    36
 6 Eastern Quay             24    7   4  13    29   50  −21    25
 7 Ha’amdesseh              24    5   8  11    32   36   −4    23
 8 STS                      24    4   6  14    22   43  −21    18
 9 Iron House               24    3   5  16    18   45  −27    14

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           24   17   4   3    51   23  +28    55
 2 Shadows                  24   14   6   4    42   24  +18    48
 3 Zhevassi                 24   12   4   8    35   29   +6    40
 4 Raktaghav Hathi          24   10   9   5    40   31   +9    39
 5 Therakham                24   10   7   7    32   25   +7    37
 6 Bijji                    24    6   8  10    34   41   −7    26
 7 Šah                      24    6   6  12    28   41  −13    24
 8 Angels                   24    3   6  15    30   54  −24    15
 9 Urnabhi                  24    2   6  16    23   47  −24    12

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              24   15   5   4    43   22  +21    50
 2 Stvoyboystvei            24   13   4   7    37   27  +10    43
 3 Troytitresheiha          24   11   8   5    33   23  +10    41
 4 Igizimoomyu              24   13   1  10    41   30  +11    40
 5 Troystverdyu’thatho      24   11   5   8    34   25   +9    38
 6 Trustvimu’thatho         24   11   4   9    43   26  +17    37
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           24    8   4  12    33   38   −5    28
 8 Trotahoy                 24    3   5  16    16   55  −39    14
 9 Eihi’thatho              24    3   4  17    16   50  −34    13

TSLB League 2

Monday, 8 October 4012
3992 3–1 Correctional Academy
Cathair Chinn Lis 4–0 Al Saquwr
CDL Báicéireachta 2–0 Carraig Donn
Al Buwum 0–1 Trá Te
Ithuši 4–0 K'arasi
Urajbina 1–2 Juvapanam
Mount Nussizhadani 0–2 Sunaharaghav Thara
Dhanish Chalal 0–0 Iv
Mastverstveh 0–0 Towser
Othoderbithyu 3–2 Zhooshowluha
Zheitehedo 1–0 Shigowba
Tuzheh 3–0 Za'thatho

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Trá Te                    24   15   2   7    47   21  +26    47
 2 Cathair Chinn Lis         24   14   4   6    43   20  +23    46
 3 Al Qutilah                24   14   2   8    44   25  +19    44
 4 CDL Báicéireachta         24   13   5   6    34   23  +11    44
 5 Al Saquwr                 24   11   4   9    35   40   −5    37
 6 Carraig Donn              24   10   7   7    37   34   +3    37
 7 Correctional Academy      24    6   7  11    22   43  −21    25
 8 3992                      24    4   7  13    20   38  −18    19
 9 Al Buwum                  24    1   2  21    16   54  −38     5

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Iv                        24   15   5   4    43   19  +24    50
 2 Urajbina                  24   15   3   6    50   29  +21    48
 3 Gunaja                    24   14   5   5    50   21  +29    47
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        24   11   4   9    35   25  +10    37
 5 Sunaharaghav Thara        24   10   7   7    32   27   +5    37
 6 Ithuši                    24   10   4  10    31   37   −6    34
 7 Juvapanam                 24    9   5  10    30   37   −7    32
 8 Dhanish Chalal            24    2   5  17    15   46  −31    11
 9 K'arasi                   24    1   4  19    14   59  −45     7

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Towser                    24   15   7   2    47   21  +26    52
 2 Zheitehedo                24   14   6   4    40   23  +17    48
 3 Shigowba                  24   13   4   7    39   32   +7    43
 4 Erzerloy’thatho           24    9   8   7    36   31   +5    35
 5 Othoderbithyu             24    9   5  10    31   36   −5    32
 6 Zhooshowluha              24    8   6  10    36   45   −9    30
 7 Tuzheh                    24    7   3  14    27   37  −10    24
 8 Za'thatho                 24    5   4  15    15   30  −15    19
 9 Mastverstveh              24    5   3  16    22   38  −16    18

Champions' Cup 58 - Group G

Tuesday, 9 October 4012
Image Bengstmark IF 2-3 Image Mâ Âlâmëómë
Image Barbury Town 1-0 Image Sunbirds

--Team                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Bengstmark IF           5    3   0   2    10    6   +4     9
2 Barbury Town            5    3   0   2     5    4   +1     9
3 Mâ Âlâmëómë             5    2   1   2     8    8    0     7
4 Sunbirds                5    1   1   3     3    8   −5     4

Globe Cup 55 - Group E

Thursday, 11 October 4012
Image Brewers 1-2 Image South Coast United
Image Gwinevra Barbarians 3-2 Image Levadia Narkiv

--Team                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Gwinevra Barbarians     5    2   2   1     9    8   +1     8
2 South Coast United      5    2   2   1    10    6   +4     8
3 Brewers                 5    1   3   1     8    8    0     6
4 Levadia Narkiv          5    0   3   2     7   12   −5     3

Series B Champions' Cup 55 - Group C

Thursday, 11 October 4012
Image Red Wave Starblaydi 0-0 Image Ajax Carloburgo
Image Šešri’makaru 2-2 Image FC Tenacity

--Team                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 FC Tenacity             5    2   3   0    11    6   +5     9
2 Red Wave Starblaydi     5    1   3   1     7    6   +1     6
3 Ajax Carloburgo         5    1   3   1     7    7    0     6
4 Šešri’makaru            5    1   1   3     5   11   −6     4

Sunbirds' lethargic autumn appears to have sunk their chances of progression in the Champions' Cup, as a confident Barbury Town flew out the traps at Village Green and were up by the 6th minute on the back of a Curio score. Ken Rickwright's side never looked like conceding after that, passing the 'Birds off the park for the next hour and a half. The win turned out to be a critical one for Barbury, who without this result would have fallen below a surging Mâ Âlâmëómë, the Farf club have gone from bottom-of-the-group irrelevance to just a couple points off the leaders with two massive road victories. Meanwhile in the less prestigious UICA competitions, other Stvoto Latolisi teams are faring no better: Brewers capitulated to South Coast United in Caisleán Luaith and Šešri’makaru could only watch helplessly as Pachomiušam Ouachaburughu choked again and cost them the win over Tenacity.
But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 16 October 4012

Gu Zhahogowdoo

Sunday, 14 October 4012
Stvozhaboythumow 1–0 Hozastvu
Sunbirds 2–1 Pkethat Hevnaje
Juqha Zhaba 0–2 Goytowlishemei
Cóiméid 3–0 Bei’thatho
Vortex 1–1 Brewers
Lobyuseistvooshu 1–0 Gerthamasa Boyseh

All the weekend's matches were played simultaneously since this is the penultimate matchday of the First Phase, but we shall start our discussion with Pool 1. Sunbirds and Pkethat Hevnaje squared off in a great (but meaningless) match that featured ample attacking football and ended with a furious Reds comeback in the last ten minutes (and Sunbirds must feel good about that given their recent elimination from both the Champions' Cup and the third place spot that might have directed them into the Globe Cup), Stvozha scraped past Hozastvu in a dull Military Derby that was so meaningless the rival fans even seemed a little amicable with each other (lol wut), and Goytow, who already know they'll be finishing fourth in the pool (and, by inference, eleventh in the league), formally guaranteed the Mariners would finish in the bottom two in a meaningless game in Fajr. See how often we used the word 'meaningless' in there? Yeah. That's what happens when you use this stupid Schveningen Phase system that we can't get rid of quickly enough. Thank the Jeebus that we'll be switching over to a regular home-and-away league format next season. Finally, over in the pool that actually matters, the weekend belonged to Vezhidrupa even though it was their bye day. You see, Brewers were five points back from the All-Whites at the start of the weekend, and had a game in hand, so there was an opening for them to exploit. But payback's a bitch, and a determined Vortex, victims of three Brewers wins previously in the year, and hated cross-town enemies of the Chartreuse-Oranges, played out a tactical master-class in negative football under the devious instructions of manager Aru Šejadh. After stifling the match for seventy-five minutes and keeping things nil-nil, frustrating the orange dye off Brewers' uniforms, the Whirls managed to win a cheap free kick after their left winger cut inside and then dived at the top of the area. The referee fell for it, despite a storm of protest from Wahib al Khlaiwi and company, and then, to add insult to injury, allowed Vortex to take the free kick before Brewers were set to defend the set piece. The Vortex striker banged one into the back of the net while Thoymyugu was standing around, sending the orange-clad supporters in one corner of the stadium into apoplectic fits of rage. A mental lapse in defense literally seconds later allowed the Chartreuse-Oranges to equalize, but the damage was done: the one-all draw means Brewers can no longer hope to catch the All-Whites - the Gu Zhahogowdoo trophy will be returning to Mahathu. Oh, and that fourth place battle is over, too, by the way; the Comets torched Bei'thatho in an easy match at home, and considering Lobyu's narrow simultaneous defeat of Gerthamasa Boyseh (which featured a Kuaku Gheberihiq screamer from thirty yards), Cóiméid have sneaked back into the UICA competitions after a year when they really weren't at their best. This, of course, is all assuming that Pool 2 will be victorious in the Schveningen (it will be), but technically the games haven't been played yet so we're not officially allowed to say that Vezhidrupa, Brewers, Lobyuseistvooshu, and Cóiméid will represent Stvoto Latoli in the international tournaments (they will).

--Pool 1                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pkethat Hevnaje        23   17   1   5    51   24  +27    52
2 Sunbirds               23   13   6   4    37   22  +15    45
3 Stvozhaboythumow       23   13   5   5    38   16  +22    44
4 Goytowlishemei         23    9   7   7    33   29   +4    34
5 Hozastvu               23    7   2  14    26   41  −15    23
6 Juqha Zhaba            24    6   5  13    27   38  −11    23
7 Šešri’makaru           23    2   2  19    17   59  −42     8

  Pool 2                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Vezhidrupa             23   15   3   5    46   21  +25    48
2 Brewers                23   13   5   5    38   21  +17    44
3 Lobyuseistvooshu       24   12   7   5    31   20  +11    43
4 Cóiméid                23   10   6   7    40   30  +10    36
5 Gerthamasa Boyseh      23   10   2  11    33   38   −5    32
6 Vortex                 23    6   6  11    32   41   −9    24
7 Bei’thatho             23    0   1  22     6   55  −49     1

TSLB League 1

Monday, 15 October 4012
Al Atiq 2–0 Bolcáin
Iron House 0–2 Buqul Ashabab
STS 1–2 Al Ziya
Aill Mhór 4–1 Eastern Quay
Urnabhi 0–2 Raktaghav Hathi
Zhevassi 2–1 Bijji
Šah 0–3 Shadows
Therakham 0–1 Kileh Gulabhav
Owgatreh’hyuda 2–3 Troystverdyu’thatho
Eihi’thatho 0–1 Stvoyboystvei
Trotahoy 1–2 Trustvimu’thatho
Sheizheidoo 2–0 Igizimoomyu

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Bolcáin                  25   17   3   5    49   18  +31    54
 2 Al Ziya                  25   16   5   4    51   27  +24    53
 3 Aill Mhór                25   12   7   6    41   28  +13    43
 4 Al Atiq                  25   12   5   8    37   26  +11    41
 5 Buqul Ashabab            25   10   9   6    33   33    0    39
 6 Eastern Quay             25    7   4  14    30   54  −24    25
 7 Ha’amdesseh              24    5   8  11    32   36   −4    23
 8 STS                      25    4   6  15    23   45  −22    18
 9 Iron House               25    3   5  17    18   47  −29    14

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           25   18   4   3    52   23  +29    58
 2 Shadows                  25   15   6   4    45   24  +21    51
 3 Zhevassi                 25   13   4   8    37   30   +7    43
 4 Raktaghav Hathi          25   11   9   5    42   31  +11    42
 5 Therakham                25   10   7   8    32   26   +6    37
 6 Bijji                    25    6   8  11    35   43   −8    26
 7 Šah                      25    6   6  13    28   44  −16    24
 8 Angels                   24    3   6  15    30   54  −24    15
 9 Urnabhi                  25    2   6  17    23   49  −26    12

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              25   16   5   4    45   22  +23    53
 2 Stvoyboystvei            25   14   4   7    38   27  +11    46
 3 Troystverdyu’thatho      25   12   5   8    37   27  +10    41
 4 Troytitresheiha          24   11   8   5    33   23  +10    41
 5 Igizimoomyu              25   13   1  11    41   32   +9    40
 6 Trustvimu’thatho         25   12   4   9    45   27  +18    40
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           25    8   4  13    35   41   −6    28
 8 Trotahoy                 25    3   5  17    17   57  −40    14
 9 Eihi’thatho              25    3   4  18    16   51  −35    13

TSLB League 2

Monday, 15 October 4012
Al Buwum 0–3 Carraig Donn
CDL Báicéireachta 2–1 Al Saquwr
Cathair Chinn Lis 2–0 Correctional Academy
3992 0–1 Al Qutilah
Dhanish Chalal 0–1 Sunaharaghav Thara
Mount Nussizhadani 1–1 Juvapanam
Urajbina 3–0 K'arasi
Ithuši 2–2 Gunaja
Tuzheh 2–1 Shigowba
Zheitehedo 2–0 Zhooshowluha
Othoderbithyu 2–1 Towser
Mastverstveh 1–1 Erzerloy’thatho

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Cathair Chinn Lis         25   15   4   6    45   20  +25    49
 2 Trá Te                    24   15   2   7    47   21  +26    47
 3 Al Qutilah                25   15   2   8    45   25  +20    47
 4 CDL Báicéireachta         25   14   5   6    36   24  +12    47
 5 Carraig Donn              25   11   7   7    40   34   +6    40
 6 Al Saquwr                 25   11   4  10    36   42   −6    37
 7 Correctional Academy      25    6   7  12    22   45  −23    25
 8 3992                      25    4   7  14    20   39  −19    19
 9 Al Buwum                  25    1   2  22    16   57  −41     5

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Urajbina                  25   16   3   6    53   29  +24    51
 2 Iv                        24   15   5   4    43   19  +24    50
 3 Gunaja                    25   14   6   5    52   23  +29    48
 4 Sunaharaghav Thara        25   11   7   7    33   27   +6    40
 5 Mount Nussizhadani        25   11   5   9    36   26  +10    38
 6 Ithuši                    25   10   5  10    33   39   −6    35
 7 Juvapanam                 25    9   6  10    31   38   −7    33
 8 Dhanish Chalal            25    2   5  18    15   47  −32    11
 9 K'arasi                   25    1   4  20    14   62  −48     7

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Towser                    25   15   7   3    48   23  +25    52
 2 Zheitehedo                25   15   6   4    42   23  +19    51
 3 Shigowba                  25   13   4   8    40   34   +6    43
 4 Erzerloy’thatho           25    9   9   7    37   32   +5    36
 5 Othoderbithyu             25   10   5  10    33   37   −4    35
 6 Zhooshowluha              25    8   6  11    36   47  −11    30
 7 Tuzheh                    25    8   3  14    29   38   −9    27
 8 Za'thatho                 24    5   4  15    15   30  −15    19
 9 Mastverstveh              25    5   4  16    23   39  −16    19
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But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 22 October 4012

Champions' Cup 58 - Group G

Wednesday, 17 October 4012
Image Mâ Âlâmëómë 3-4 Image Barbury Town
Image Sunbirds 1-1 Image Bengstmark IF

--Team                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Barbury Town            6    4   0   2     9    7   +2    12
2 Bengstmark IF           6    3   1   2    11    7   +4    10
3 Mâ Âlâmëómë             6    2   1   3    11   12   −1     7
4 Sunbirds                6    1   2   3     4    9   −5     5

Globe Cup 55 - Group E

Thursday, 18 October 4012
Image South Coast United 0-3 Image Gwinevra Barbarians
Image Levadia Narkiv 2-0 Image Brewers

--Team                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Gwinevra Barbarians     6    3   2   1    12    8   +4    11
2 South Coast United      6    2   2   2    10    9   +1     8
3 Levadia Narkiv          6    1   3   2     9   12   −3     6
4 Brewers                 6    1   3   2     8   10   −2     6

Series B Champions' Cup 55 - Group C

Thursday, 18 October 4012
Image FC Tenacity 1-0 Image Red Wave Starblaydi
Image Ajax Carloburgo 2-0 Image Šešri’makaru

--Team                  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 FC Tenacity             6    3   3   0    12    6   +6    12
2 Ajax Carloburgo         6    2   3   1     9    7   +2     9
3 Red Wave Starblaydi     6    1   3   2     7    7    0     6
4 Šešri’makaru            6    1   1   4     5   13   −8     4

The 'Birds managed to successfully screw up Bengstmark's bid for a better seeding in the Champions' Cup Round of Sixteen draw, but that was all they could manage for a parting blow. Vigean O'Blighe proved why he's a serious danger from set pieces by heading in a goal in first half stoppage time off a corner kick, however, Bengstmark brushed this off and equalized shortly after the half time restart. Down in the Globe Cup, Brewers failed as well, though unlike the Reds, they hadn't been eliminated yet - Levadia Narkiv's close-run victory over the Chartreuse-Oranges would have stung less if Gwinevra Barbarians hadn't clobbered South Coast United, after all, a Brewers win would have put them through to the Round of 32. Finally, abject Šešri’makaru seems surprised at themselves in limiting Ajax Carloburgo to just two goals - ironically, they owe part of that to Ouachaburughu's right fist (he saved a penalty); the Pazhujebi goalkeeper has had such a horrible SBCC group stage that it's a wonder he hasn't been dropped yet. With that, no Stvoto Latolisi sides are left in UICA play. We look ahead to the weekend to see which teams will be going international next season.

Gu Zhahogowdoo

Sunday, 21 October 4012
Goytowlishemei 1–1 Sunbirds
Pkethat Hevnaje 3–1 Stvozhaboythumow
Hozastvu 2–0 Šešri’makaru
Gerthamasa Boyseh 0–3 Vortex
Brewers 2–1 Cóiméid
Bei’thatho 0–1 Vezhidrupa

Essentially everything in the First Phase was settled after last weekend's events, aside from Pool 1's meaningless second place race: Sunbirds collected their second one-all draw of the week by rescuing a point against Goytowlishemei (who, PS, have played really well over the last few months and they haven't really gotten any credit for it), and that was enough to give them the place that should ultimately translate to a ninth-place finish in the overall league table. But they could have lost it - Stvozhaboythumow were within touching distance of the Reds. Luckily for Fahanians, the Brown-Blacks were simply outclassed by Pkethat Hevnaje on Fajr Island, and Air Force will have to settle for tenth. That classification is a bit unfair to Stvozha, who started the season in such brilliant form but wilted under the summer sun. Brewers coasted to victory over Muzira'a Ba'aydi rivals Cóiméid on the back of an unusual defender's brace from Nanašimudh Kourouma, though of course the Chartreuse-Oranges had already been knocked out of the title race and the Comets had already clinched fourth place. Finally, Vezhidrupa put Bei'thatho to the sword for the fourth time all year; the All-Whites were crowned presumptive champions last week, so the match was only of symbolic significance. But credit must be given where it's due. Vezhidrupa were in fifth place in Pool 2 on the morning of 7 June 4012, and appeared to be lurching into the worse season in their history. Yet here they stand today, soon to be champions after a ridiculous eighteen-game unbeaten run in all competitions. And they were playing in the Pool of Death, to boot. Amazing. We now look forward to the Schveningen Phase - the last in Gu Zhahogowdoo history. As we mentioned at the beginning of the 4012 season, Pool 2 is heavily, heavily favored over Pool 1. With Vezhidrupa, Brewers, Lobyu, and Cóiméid (not to mention a Gerthamasa Boyseh side that once again has surpassed expectations and, we shouldn't forget, is still alive in Gu Zizhedoshoy) in Pool 2, Pool 1 will need nothing short of a miracle to win. If, by some godmodded twist of fate, Pool 1 should win, Pkethat Hevnaje would go to the Champions' Cup, and Sunbirds, Stvozhaboythumow, and Goytowlishemei would enter the Globe Cup (that won't happen, though).

--Pool 1                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pkethat Hevnaje        24   18   1   5    54   25  +29    55
2 Sunbirds               24   13   7   4    38   23  +15    46
3 Stvozhaboythumow       24   13   5   6    39   19  +20    44
4 Goytowlishemei         24    9   8   7    34   30   +4    35
5 Hozastvu               24    8   2  14    28   41  −13    26
6 Juqha Zhaba            24    6   5  13    27   38  −11    23
7 Šešri’makaru           24    2   2  20    17   61  −44     8

  Pool 2                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Vezhidrupa             24   16   3   5    47   21  +26    51
2 Brewers                24   14   5   5    40   22  +18    47
3 Lobyuseistvooshu       24   12   7   5    31   20  +11    43
4 Cóiméid                24   10   6   8    41   32   +9    36
5 Gerthamasa Boyseh      24   10   2  12    33   41   −8    32
6 Vortex                 24    7   6  11    35   41   −6    27
7 Bei’thatho             24    0   1  23     6   56  −50     1

TSLB League 1

Monday, 22 October 4012
Eastern Quay 3–1 STS
Al Ziya 3–0 Iron House
Buqul Ashabab 1–3 Al Atiq
Bolcáin 1–2 Ha’amdesseh
Kileh Gulabhav 2–0 Šah
Shadows 1–0 Zhevassi
Bijji 2–0 Urnabhi
Raktaghav Hathi 3–2 Angels
Igizimoomyu 1–0 Trotahoy
Trustvimu’thatho 0–1 Eihi’thatho
Stvoyboystvei 3–0 Owgatreh’hyuda
Troystverdyu’thatho 2–2 Troytitresheiha

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Al Ziya                  26   17   5   4    54   27  +27    56
 2 Bolcáin                  26   17   3   6    50   20  +30    54
 3 Al Atiq                  26   13   5   8    40   27  +13    44
 4 Aill Mhór                25   12   7   6    41   28  +13    43
 5 Buqul Ashabab            26   10   9   7    34   36   −2    39
 6 Eastern Quay             26    8   4  14    33   55  −22    28
 7 Ha’amdesseh              25    6   8  11    34   37   −3    26
 8 STS                      26    4   6  16    24   48  −24    18
 9 Iron House               26    3   5  18    18   50  −32    14

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           26   19   4   3    54   23  +31    61
 2 Shadows                  26   16   6   4    46   24  +22    54
 3 Raktaghav Hathi          26   12   9   5    45   33  +12    45
 4 Zhevassi                 26   13   4   9    37   31   +6    43
 5 Therakham                25   10   7   8    32   26   +6    37
 6 Bijji                    26    7   8  11    37   43   −6    29
 7 Šah                      26    6   6  14    28   46  −18    24
 8 Angels                   25    3   6  16    32   57  −25    15
 9 Urnabhi                  26    2   6  18    23   51  −28    12

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              25   16   5   4    45   22  +23    53
 2 Stvoyboystvei            26   15   4   7    41   27  +14    49
 3 Igizimoomyu              26   14   1  11    42   32  +10    43
 4 Troystverdyu’thatho      26   12   6   8    39   29  +10    42
 5 Troytitresheiha          25   11   9   5    35   25  +10    42
 6 Trustvimu’thatho         26   12   4  10    45   28  +17    40
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           26    8   4  14    35   44   −9    28
 8 Eihi’thatho              26    4   4  18    17   51  −34    16
 9 Trotahoy                 26    3   5  18    17   58  −41    14

TSLB League 2

Monday, 22 October 4012
Al Qutilah 2–1 Cathair Chinn Lis
Correctional Academy 2–1 CDL Báicéireachta
Al Saquwr 1–0 Al Buwum
Carraig Donn 2–4 Trá Te
Gunaja 2–1 Urajbina
K'arasi 0–2 Mount Nussizhadani
Juvapanam 3–0 Dhanish Chalal
Sunaharaghav Thara 0–0 Iv
Erzerloy’thatho 1–2 Othoderbithyu
Towser 0–1 Zheitehedo
Zhooshowluha 1–0 Tuzheh
Shigowba 1–1 Za'thatho

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Trá Te                    25   16   2   7    51   23  +28    50
 2 Al Qutilah                26   16   2   8    47   26  +21    50
 3 Cathair Chinn Lis         26   15   4   7    46   22  +24    49
 4 CDL Báicéireachta         26   14   5   7    37   26  +11    47
 5 Al Saquwr                 26   12   4  10    37   42   −5    40
 6 Carraig Donn              26   11   7   8    42   38   +4    40
 7 Correctional Academy      26    7   7  12    24   46  −22    28
 8 3992                      25    4   7  14    20   39  −19    19
 9 Al Buwum                  26    1   2  23    16   58  −42     5

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Urajbina                  26   16   3   7    54   31  +23    51
 2 Iv                        25   15   6   4    43   19  +24    51
 3 Gunaja                    26   15   6   5    54   24  +30    51
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        26   12   5   9    38   26  +12    41
 5 Sunaharaghav Thara        26   11   8   7    33   27   +6    41
 6 Juvapanam                 26   10   6  10    34   38   −4    36
 7 Ithuši                    25   10   5  10    33   39   −6    35
 8 Dhanish Chalal            26    2   5  19    15   50  −35    11
 9 K'arasi                   26    1   4  21    14   64  −50     7

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Zheitehedo                26   16   6   4    43   23  +20    54
 2 Towser                    26   15   7   4    48   24  +24    52
 3 Shigowba                  26   13   5   8    41   35   +6    44
 4 Othoderbithyu             26   11   5  10    35   38   −3    38
 5 Erzerloy’thatho           26    9   9   8    38   34   +4    36
 6 Zhooshowluha              26    9   6  11    37   47  −10    33
 7 Tuzheh                    26    8   3  15    29   39  −10    27
 8 Za'thatho                 25    5   5  15    16   31  −15    20
 9 Mastverstveh              25    5   4  16    23   39  −16    19
But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 29 October 4012

Gu Zhahogowdoo - Scheveningen Phase

KEY: Teams highlighted in gold are from Pool 1, teams highlighted in blue are from Pool 2

Tuesday, 23 October 4012
Lobyuseistvooshu 4–0 Juqha Zhaba

Wednesday, 24 October 4012
Hozastvu 1–1 Brewers
Sunbirds 0–1 Cóiméid
Goytowlishemei 3–1 Bei’thatho
Stvozhaboythumow 1–2 Vezhidrupa
Gerthamasa Boyseh 2–0 Šešri’makaru
Vortex 0–1 Pkethat Hevnaje

Well, it's already gone to hell in a handbasket for Pool 1. Not like we were expecting anything else, mind you. It didn't take a brain surgeon to know that Lobyu would destroy Juqha Zhaba on Saturday night to open the Second Phase. But the next afternoon really bludgeoned the truth into our faces. In three mostly evenly matched games, Pool 2 sides were dominant: Cup hopefuls Gerthamasa Boyseh made quick work of Šešri’makaru at home, elated Sunbirds archrivals Cóiméid poached a victory in Fahan, and the All-Whites, assumed-champions-to-be, played a bit poorly on the Air Force base but still held off a late Brown-Blacks charge. (You know what they say: pretenders win when they're playing well, contenders win when they're playing poorly.) The slight silver lining for Pool 1 is that a rickety-looking Hozastvu managed to hang onto their one-all result against the Chartreuse-Oranges, a mild surprise. And of course Goytowlishemei and Pkethat Hevnaje beat Bei'thatho and Vortex respectively, but the caveat to that, of course, is that the latter two sides are terrible and wins for the Vendors and the Red-Whites were expected.

Pool 1 PTS                    7
Pool 2 PTS                    13

Saturday, 27 October 4012
Vezhidrupa 1–0 Goytowlishemei

Sunday, 28 October 4012
Stvozhaboythumow 1–2 Gerthamasa Boyseh
Šešri’makaru 0–2 Lobyuseistvooshu
Cóiméid 6–1 Hozastvu
Bei’thatho 0–2 Sunbirds
Juqha Zhaba 3–1 Vortex
Brewers 1–1 Pkethat Hevnaje

More crappy news for Pool 1 as we complete the first weekend matches of the Scheveningen Phase. Pool 2 swept the one Saturday night and two Sunday afternoon matches, the latter two being on the first pool's home soil. (Gerthamasa Boyseh's staunch second-half defending to deaden the once-feared Air Force strike force, in particular, was a crippling blow.) That night, Pool 1 was slightly more successful, as possible-Pool-2-weak-link Brewers dropped another two points, this time at home to Pkethat Hevnaje, and Sunbirds and Juqha Zhaba won three points each for defeating Bei'thatho and Vortex, but none of these results can truly be considered a substantive break of serve, and Cóiméid's ruthless and total obliteration of Hozastvu (in which both Fearghal Quilligan and Gibimizhoy Shoodow pulled off hat tricks) serves as a grim reminder to the rest of the first group that they are facing a nearly impossible task versus a collection of juggernauts. It's David against Goliath, essentially, but David doesn't have his slingshot, and he's already wounded. We knew this was coming.

Pool 1 PTS                    14
Pool 2 PTS                    26

TSLB League 1

Thursday, 25 October 4012
Ha’amdesseh 2–0 Buqul Ashabab
Al Atiq 0–0 Al Ziya
Iron House 0–2 Eastern Quay
STS 2–2 Aill Mhór
Angels 1–1 Bijji
Urnabhi 0–1 Shadows
Zhevassi 2–1 Kileh Gulabhav
Šah 0–1 Therakham
Troytitresheiha 1–0 Stvoyboystvei
Owgatreh’hyuda 1–1 Trustvimu’thatho
Eihi’thatho 1–1 Igizimoomyu
Trotahoy 0–2 Sheizheidoo

Monday, 29 October 4012
Aill Mhór 1–0 Iron House
Eastern Quay 1–1 Al Atiq
Al Ziya 1–1 Ha’amdesseh
Buqul Ashabab 3–2 Bolcáin
Therakham 0–2 Zhevassi
Kileh Gulabhav 3–1 Urnabhi
Shadows 0–1 Angels
Bijji 1–1 Raktaghav Hathi
Sheizheidoo 3–1 Eihi’thatho
Igizimoomyu 4–0 Owgatreh’hyuda
Trustvimu’thatho 3–1 Troytitresheiha
Stvoyboystvei 2–0 Troystverdyu’thatho

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Al Ziya                  28   17   7   4    55   28  +27    58
 2 Bolcáin                  27   17   3   7    52   23  +29    54
 3 Aill Mhór                27   13   8   6    44   30  +14    47
 4 Al Atiq                  28   13   7   8    41   28  +13    46
 5 Buqul Ashabab            28   11   9   8    37   40   −3    42
 6 Eastern Quay             28    9   5  14    36   56  −20    32
 7 Ha’amdesseh              27    7   9  11    37   38   −1    30
 8 STS                      27    4   7  16    26   50  −24    19
 9 Iron House               28    3   5  20    18   53  −35    14

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           28   20   4   4    58   26  +32    64
 2 Shadows                  28   17   6   5    47   25  +22    57
 3 Zhevassi                 28   15   4   9    41   32   +9    49
 4 Raktaghav Hathi          27   12  10   5    46   34  +12    46
 5 Therakham                27   11   7   9    33   28   +5    40
 6 Bijji                    28    7  10  11    39   45   −6    31
 7 Šah                      27    6   6  15    28   47  −19    24
 8 Angels                   27    4   7  16    34   58  −24    19
 9 Urnabhi                  28    2   6  20    24   55  −31    12

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              27   18   5   4    50   23  +27    59
 2 Stvoyboystvei            28   16   4   8    43   28  +15    52
 3 Igizimoomyu              28   15   2  11    47   33  +14    47
 4 Troytitresheiha          27   12   9   6    37   28   +9    45
 5 Trustvimu’thatho         28   13   5  10    49   30  +19    44
 6 Troystverdyu’thatho      27   12   6   9    39   31   +8    42
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           28    8   5  15    36   49  −13    29
 8 Eihi’thatho              28    4   5  19    19   55  −36    17
 9 Trotahoy                 27    3   5  19    17   60  −43    14

TSLB League 2

Thursday, 25 October 4012
Trá Te 1–1 Al Saquwr
Al Buwum 1–1 Correctional Academy
CDL Báicéireachta 3–3 Al Qutilah
Cathair Chinn Lis 4–2 3992
Iv 3–1 Juvapanam
Dhanish Chalal 1–0 K'arasi
Mount Nussizhadani 1–1 Gunaja
Urajbina 1–0 Ithuši
Za'thatho 1–1 Zhooshowluha
Tuzheh 2–2 Towser
Zheitehedo 2–0 Erzerloy’thatho
Othoderbithyu 4–1 Mastverstveh

Monday, 29 October 4012
3992 0–2 CDL Báicéireachta
Al Qutilah 3–0 Al Buwum
Correctional Academy 0–2 Trá Te
Al Saquwr 3–4 Carraig Donn
Ithuši 1–3 Mount Nussizhadani
Gunaja 4–3 Dhanish Chalal
K'arasi 0–3 Iv
Juvapanam 1–1 Sunaharaghav Thara
Mastverstveh 0–3 Zheitehedo
Erzerloy’thatho 1–0 Tuzheh
Towser 0–0 Za'thatho
Zhooshowluha 2–1 Shigowba

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Trá Te                    27   17   3   7    54   24  +30    54
 2 Al Qutilah                28   17   3   8    53   29  +24    54
 3 Cathair Chinn Lis         27   16   4   7    50   24  +26    52
 4 CDL Báicéireachta         28   15   6   7    42   29  +13    51
 5 Carraig Donn              27   12   7   8    46   41   +5    43
 6 Al Saquwr                 28   12   5  11    41   47   −6    41
 7 Correctional Academy      28    7   8  13    25   49  −24    29
 8 3992                      27    4   7  16    22   45  −23    19
 9 Al Buwum                  28    1   3  24    17   62  −45     6

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Iv                        27   17   6   4    49   20  +29    57
 2 Gunaja                    28   16   7   5    59   28  +31    55
 3 Urajbina                  27   17   3   7    55   31  +24    54
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        28   13   6   9    42   28  +14    45
 5 Sunaharaghav Thara        27   11   9   7    34   28   +6    42
 6 Juvapanam                 28   10   7  11    36   42   −6    37
 7 Ithuši                    27   10   5  12    34   43   −9    35
 8 Dhanish Chalal            28    3   5  20    19   54  −35    14
 9 K'arasi                   28    1   4  23    14   68  −54     7

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Zheitehedo                28   18   6   4    48   23  +25    60
 2 Towser                    28   15   9   4    50   26  +24    54
 3 Shigowba                  27   13   5   9    42   37   +5    44
 4 Othoderbithyu             27   12   5  10    39   39    0    41
 5 Erzerloy’thatho           28   10   9   9    39   36   +3    39
 6 Zhooshowluha              28   10   7  11    40   49   −9    37
 7 Tuzheh                    28    8   4  16    31   42  −11    28
 8 Za'thatho                 27    5   7  15    17   32  −15    22
 9 Mastverstveh              27    5   4  18    24   46  −22    19
But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 3 November 4012

World Cup 71 Qualifying - Group 6

Saturday, 3 November 4012
Stvoto Latoli 0–2 Antoletia
But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 9 November 4012

World Cup 71 Qualifying - Group 6

Wednesday, 7 November 4012
Atrua 1–0 Stvoto Latoli
But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 15 November 4012

Gu Zhahogowdoo - Scheveningen Phase

KEY: Teams highlighted in gold are from Pool 1, teams highlighted in blue are from Pool 2

Saturday, 10 November 4012
Hozastvu 2–1 Bei’thatho
Goytowlishemei 1–2 Gerthamasa Boyseh
Pkethat Hevnaje 2–4 Cóiméid

Sunday, 11 November 4012
Sunbirds 2–1 Vezhidrupa
Lobyuseistvooshu 3–0 Stvozhaboythumow
Vortex 3–2 Šešri’makaru
Brewers 1–0 Juqha Zhaba

Pool 1's slow bleed continues. It appears that there are fairly short odds on there being a seventh Scheveningen matchday, but that does not somehow indicate that Pool 2 are any less guaranteed to win the Second Phase. Bei'thatho, of course, lost again, so that's three points for the first group, and there were three more the next day when Sunbirds nabbed a hard fought win in Fahan versus probable champions-to-be Vezhidrupa, but Cóiméid and Gerthamasa Boyseh won on the road on Saturday and Lobyu, Vortex, and Brewers all won at home the next day. It shouldn't be this close, really. The All-Whites, we imagine, are already scouting the league champions of other nations.

Pool 1 PTS                    20
Pool 2 PTS                    41

Tuesday, 13 November 4012
Bei’thatho 2–3 Pkethat Hevnaje

Wednesday, 14 November 4012
Vezhidrupa 1–2 Hozastvu
Gerthamasa Boyseh 1–1 Sunbirds
Goytowlishemei 1–4 Lobyuseistvooshu
Stvozhaboythumow 1–1 Vortex
Šešri’makaru 1–4 Brewers
Cóiméid 1–0 Juqha Zhaba

Bei'thatho almost got a result on Tuesday night after being in the lead twice, but Pkethat Hevnaje refused to go quietly and ultimately got three points desperately needed for their pool. It does not appear that pulling the Pirates out of Pool 2 has made them a better side in comparison to weaker opposition, making their survival this season all the more insulting. Well, they'll go down in 4013, we know that. The next night, the Navy Club outplayed the All-Whites in the second half, handing the first group another three points, and the product of two draws from Gerthamasa Boyseh-Sunbirds and Stvozha-Vortex limited the damage. However, it's simply still not good enough, as was exemplified by the Market Derby, where the Red, Gray, and Chartreuse had already kicked the crap out of their enemies, the Vendors, by the ten minute mark. Doran Palmer scored in the 2nd, Shyusowterzu Toytazoyzhili in the 5th, Lilavati Kanwar in the 8th, and Leagh Gilmore threw another one in for good measure in the 58th. The Scheveningen is practically over. Pool 1 has run out of time. If the next weekend's results don't go the first pool's way, they'll need a clean sweep over the last two matchdays of the phase, and the odds of that happening are worse than Bei'thatho beating Dwile Warriors six nil in Apox, I.E. it won't happen.

Pool 1 PTS                    28
Pool 2 PTS                    52

TSLB League 1

Friday, 9 November 4012
Urnabhi 0–3 Therakham

Monday, 12 November 4012
Bolcáin 1–1 Al Ziya
Ha’amdesseh 3–0 Eastern Quay
Al Atiq 3–0 Aill Mhór
Iron House 1–2 STS
Raktaghav Hathi 3–4 Shadows
Angels 1–1 Kileh Gulabhav
Zhevassi 2–0 Šah
Troystverdyu’thatho 3–2 Trustvimu’thatho
Troytitresheiha 0–0 Igizimoomyu
Owgatreh’hyuda 2–2 Sheizheidoo
Eihi’thatho 3–1 Trotahoy

Thursday, 15 November 4012
STS 1–1 Al Atiq
Aill Mhór 1–0 Ha’amdesseh
Eastern Quay 2–1 Bolcáin
Al Ziya 2–0 Buqul Ashabab
Šah 3–0 Urnabhi
Therakham 0–0 Angels
Kileh Gulabhav 3–1 Raktaghav Hathi
Shadows 3–0 Bijji
Trotahoy 0–1 Owgatreh’hyuda
Sheizheidoo 3–3 Troytitresheiha
Igizimoomyu 0–1 Troystverdyu’thatho
Trustvimu’thatho 0–0 Stvoyboystvei

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Al Ziya                  30   18   8   4    58   29  +29    62
 2 Bolcáin                  29   17   4   8    54   26  +28    55
 3 Al Atiq                  30   14   8   8    45   29  +16    50
 4 Aill Mhór                29   14   8   7    45   33  +12    50
 5 Buqul Ashabab            29   11   9   9    37   42   −5    42
 6 Eastern Quay             30   10   5  15    38   60  −22    35
 7 Ha’amdesseh              29    8   9  12    40   39   +1    33
 8 STS                      29    5   8  16    29   52  −23    23
 9 Iron House               29    3   5  21    19   55  −36    14

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           30   21   5   4    62   28  +34    68
 2 Shadows                  30   19   6   5    54   28  +26    63
 3 Zhevassi                 29   16   4   9    43   32  +11    52
 4 Raktaghav Hathi          29   12  10   7    50   41   +9    46
 5 Therakham                29   12   8   9    36   28   +8    44
 6 Bijji                    29    7  10  12    39   48   −9    31
 7 Šah                      29    7   6  16    31   49  −18    27
 8 Angels                   29    4   9  16    35   59  −24    21
 9 Urnabhi                  30    2   6  22    24   61  −37    12

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              29   18   7   4    55   28  +27    61
 2 Stvoyboystvei            29   16   5   8    43   28  +15    53
 3 Igizimoomyu              30   15   3  12    47   34  +13    48
 4 Troystverdyu’thatho      29   14   6   9    43   33  +10    48
 5 Troytitresheiha          29   12  11   6    40   31   +9    47
 6 Trustvimu’thatho         30   13   6  11    51   33  +18    45
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           30    9   6  15    39   51  −12    33
 8 Eihi’thatho              29    5   5  19    22   56  −34    20
 9 Trotahoy                 29    3   5  21    18   64  −46    14

TSLB League 2

Monday, 12 November 4012
Carraig Donn 3–0 Correctional Academy
Trá Te 3–1 Al Qutilah
Al Buwum 2–2 3992
CDL Báicéireachta 3–0 Cathair Chinn Lis
Sunaharaghav Thara 3–1 K'arasi
Iv 3–1 Gunaja
Dhanish Chalal 1–3 Ithuši
Mount Nussizhadani 1–2 Urajbina
Shigowba 1–1 Towser
Za'thatho 3–2 Erzerloy’thatho
Tuzheh 0–0 Mastverstveh
Zheitehedo 0–1 Othoderbithyu

Thursday, 15 November 4012
Cathair Chinn Lis 3–1 Al Buwum
3992 0–1 Trá Te
Al Qutilah 1–0 Carraig Donn
Correctional Academy 1–2 Al Saquwr
Urajbina 3–0 Dhanish Chalal
Ithuši 0–2 Iv
Gunaja 2–0 Sunaharaghav Thara
K'arasi 1–2 Juvapanam
Othoderbithyu 0–0 Tuzheh
Mastverstveh 2–0 Za'thatho
Erzerloy’thatho 1–0 Shigowba
Towser 2–3 Zhooshowluha

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Trá Te                    29   19   3   7    58   25  +33    60
 2 Al Qutilah                30   18   3   9    55   32  +23    57
 3 Cathair Chinn Lis         29   17   4   8    53   28  +25    55
 4 CDL Báicéireachta         29   16   6   7    45   29  +16    54
 5 Carraig Donn              29   13   7   9    49   42   +7    46
 6 Al Saquwr                 29   13   5  11    43   48   −5    44
 7 Correctional Academy      30    7   8  15    26   54  −28    29
 8 3992                      29    4   8  17    24   48  −24    20
 9 Al Buwum                  30    1   4  25    20   67  −47     7

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Iv                        29   19   6   4    54   21  +33    63
 2 Urajbina                  29   19   3   7    60   32  +28    60
 3 Gunaja                    30   17   7   6    62   31  +31    58
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        29   13   6  10    43   30  +13    45
 5 Sunaharaghav Thara        29   12   9   8    37   31   +6    45
 6 Juvapanam                 29   11   7  11    38   43   −5    40
 7 Ithuši                    29   11   5  13    37   46   −9    38
 8 Dhanish Chalal            30    3   5  22    20   60  −40    14
 9 K'arasi                   30    1   4  25    16   73  −57     7

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Zheitehedo                29   18   6   5    48   24  +24    60
 2 Towser                    30   15  10   5    53   30  +23    55
 3 Othoderbithyu             29   13   6  10    40   39   +1    45
 4 Shigowba                  29   13   6  10    43   39   +4    45
 5 Erzerloy’thatho           30   11   9  10    42   39   +3    42
 6 Zhooshowluha              29   11   7  11    43   51   −8    40
 7 Tuzheh                    30    8   6  16    31   42  −11    30
 8 Za'thatho                 29    6   7  16    20   36  −16    25
 9 Mastverstveh              29    6   5  18    26   46  −20    23
But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 21 November 4012

Gu Zhahogowdoo - Scheveningen Phase

KEY: Teams highlighted in gold are from Pool 1, teams highlighted in blue are from Pool 2

Saturday, 17 November 4012
Sunbirds 1–1 Lobyuseistvooshu

Sunday, 18 November 4012
Hozastvu 0–1 Gerthamasa Boyseh
Vortex 1–3 Goytowlishemei
Brewers 3–1 Stvozhaboythumow
Cóiméid 2–0 Šešri’makaru
Juqha Zhaba 2–0 Bei’thatho
Pkethat Hevnaje 1–1 Vezhidrupa

We now stand at the precipice. Barring some kind of astounding miracle, Pool 2 will win the last-ever Schveningen and end the 4012 edition of the top flight. The second group is twenty-seven points ahead - at this stage, with fourteen matches left, forty-two points would be required to clinch, but in one week's time, that number will lower to twenty-one, and that means that Pool 1 must win two more matches than Pool 2 on Scheveningen Matchday Six to stay alive, and that is unlikely. But one interesting little thing in closing: Vezhidrupa have lost twice during this phase, and this weekend could only obtain a draw against the stubborn Red-Whites in Pkethat Hevnaje, while the rest of Pool 2's top five teams are all unbeaten and have a combined goal difference of +33 in the Second Stage. Remember, once this season ends, we switch over to a normal home-and-away league format. The performance of the new champions in this late stage surely indicates that next year's title race will be every bit as close as this one's. And who knows? Maybe Kileh Gulabhav will be part of it. The pink-and-white-clad club from the west coast of Mahathu Island have clinched the automatic promotion place in the TSLB League 1. Three more clubs will follow, but they will come from the Promotion Playoff system, in which there are still eight places up for grabs.

Pool 1 PTS                    36
Pool 2 PTS                    63

TSLB League 1

Monday, 19 November 4012
Buqul Ashabab 2–2 Eastern Quay
Bolcáin 3–1 Aill Mhór
Ha’amdesseh 3–3 STS
Al Atiq 2–1 Iron House
Bijji 0–2 Kileh Gulabhav
Raktaghav Hathi 1–2 Therakham
Angels 1–1 Šah
Stvoyboystvei 2–1 Igizimoomyu
Troystverdyu’thatho 0–0 Sheizheidoo
Troytitresheiha 2–1 Trotahoy
Owgatreh’hyuda 3–0 Eihi’thatho

Tuesday, 20 November 4012
Urnabhi 0–0 Zhevassi

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Al Ziya                  30   18   8   4    58   29  +29    62
 2 Bolcáin                  30   18   4   8    57   27  +30    58
 3 Al Atiq                  31   15   8   8    47   30  +17    53
 4 Aill Mhór                30   14   8   8    46   36  +10    50
 5 Buqul Ashabab            30   11  10   9    39   44   −5    43
 6 Eastern Quay             31   10   6  15    40   62  −22    36
 7 Ha’amdesseh              30    8  10  12    43   42   +1    34
 8 STS                      30    5   9  16    32   55  −23    24
 9 Iron House               30    3   5  22    20   57  −37    14

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           31   22   5   4    64   28  +36    71
 2 Shadows                  30   19   6   5    54   28  +26    63
 3 Zhevassi                 30   16   5   9    43   32  +11    53
 4 Therakham                30   13   8   9    38   29   +9    47
 5 Raktaghav Hathi          30   12  10   8    51   43   +8    46
 6 Bijji                    30    7  10  13    39   50  −11    31
 7 Šah                      30    7   7  16    32   50  −18    28
 8 Angels                   30    4  10  16    36   60  −24    22
 9 Urnabhi                  31    2   7  22    24   61  −37    13

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              30   18   8   4    55   28  +27    62
 2 Stvoyboystvei            30   17   5   8    45   29  +16    56
 3 Troytitresheiha          30   13  11   6    42   32  +10    50
 4 Troystverdyu’thatho      30   14   7   9    43   33  +10    49
 5 Igizimoomyu              31   15   3  13    48   36  +12    48
 6 Trustvimu’thatho         30   13   6  11    51   33  +18    45
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           31   10   6  15    42   51   −9    36
 8 Eihi’thatho              30    5   5  20    22   59  −37    20
 9 Trotahoy                 30    3   5  22    19   66  −47    14

TSLB League 2

Monday, 19 November 4012
Al Saquwr 0–1 Al Qutilah
Carraig Donn 1–0 3992
Trá Te 1–4 Cathair Chinn Lis
Al Buwum 0–2 CDL Báicéireachta
Juvapanam 1–3 Gunaja
Sunaharaghav Thara 3–0 Ithuši
Iv 2–2 Urajbina
Dhanish Chalal 0–1 Mount Nussizhadani
Zhooshowluha 0–2 Erzerloy’thatho
Shigowba 1–1 Mastverstveh
Za'thatho 1–2 Othoderbithyu
Tuzheh 1–2 Zheitehedo

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Trá Te                    30   19   3   8    59   29  +30    60
 2 Al Qutilah                31   19   3   9    56   32  +24    60
 3 Cathair Chinn Lis         30   18   4   8    57   29  +28    58
 4 CDL Báicéireachta         30   17   6   7    47   29  +18    57
 5 Carraig Donn              30   14   7   9    50   42   +8    49
 6 Al Saquwr                 30   13   5  12    43   49   −6    44
 7 Correctional Academy      30    7   8  15    26   54  −28    29
 8 3992                      30    4   8  18    24   49  −25    20
 9 Al Buwum                  31    1   4  26    20   69  −49     7

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Iv                        30   19   7   4    56   23  +33    64
 2 Urajbina                  30   19   4   7    62   34  +28    61
 3 Gunaja                    31   18   7   6    65   32  +33    61
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        30   14   6  10    44   30  +14    48
 5 Sunaharaghav Thara        30   13   9   8    40   31   +9    48
 6 Juvapanam                 30   11   7  12    39   46   −7    40
 7 Ithuši                    30   11   5  14    37   49  −12    38
 8 Dhanish Chalal            31    3   5  23    20   61  −41    14
 9 K'arasi                   30    1   4  25    16   73  −57     7

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Zheitehedo                30   19   6   5    50   25  +25    63
 2 Towser                    30   15  10   5    53   30  +23    55
 3 Othoderbithyu             30   14   6  10    42   40   +2    48
 4 Shigowba                  30   13   7  10    44   40   +4    46
 5 Erzerloy’thatho           31   12   9  10    44   39   +5    45
 6 Zhooshowluha              30   11   7  12    43   53  −10    40
 7 Tuzheh                    31    8   6  17    32   44  −12    30
 8 Za'thatho                 30    6   7  17    21   38  −17    25
 9 Mastverstveh              30    6   6  18    27   47  −20    24
But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 27 November 4012

Gu Zhahogowdoo - Scheveningen Phase

KEY: Teams highlighted in gold are from Pool 1, teams highlighted in blue are from Pool 2

Saturday, 24 November 4012
Stvozhaboythumow 0–0 Cóiméid

Sunday, 25 November 4012
Lobyuseistvooshu 3–1 Hozastvu
Sunbirds 2–1 Vortex
Goytowlishemei 0–2 Brewers
Bei’thatho 3–2 Šešri’makaru
Vezhidrupa 2–0 Juqha Zhaba
Gerthamasa Boyseh 1–0 Pkethat Hevnaje

Well, would you look at that? Horrific, horrendous, no-talent, no-enthusiasm, crap-o-rific Bei'thatho won their first game of the year in all competitions, and it ended up helping to make this weekend the final matchday of the year in Gu Zhahogowdoo. Pool 2 needed to win as many games as Pool 2 or better to end the season, and they did far more than that in the most lopsided of all six Scheveningen rounds. Matchday 7, interred on the fixture list yet irrelevant because Pool 1 can no longer overtake Pool 2, will not be played. The table is set. Vezhidrupa, now champions official, will be sent to the Champions' Cup and Copa de Campeones next season, and Brewers, Lobyuseistvooshu, and Cóiméid will go to the Globe Cup. Meanwhile, Juqha Zhaba and Šešri’makaru (victims of Bei'thatho's singular victory), are formally relegated.

Pool 1 PTS                    40
Pool 2 PTS                    79

Zhahogowdoo Final Table     Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Vezhidrupa                24   16   3   5    47   21  +26    51 C, CC, CdC
 2 Brewers                   24   14   5   5    40   22  +18    47 GC
 3 Lobyuseistvooshu          24   12   7   5    31   20  +11    43 GC
 4 Cóiméid                   24   10   6   8    41   32   +9    36 GC
 5 Gerthamasa Boyseh         24   10   2  12    33   41   −8    32
 6 Vortex                    24    7   6  11    35   41   −6    27
 7 Bei’thatho                24    0   1  23     6   56  −50     1
 8 Pkethat Hevnaje           24   18   1   5    54   25  +29    55
 9 Sunbirds                  24   13   7   4    38   23  +15    46
10 Stvozhaboythumow          24   13   5   6    39   19  +20    44
11 Goytowlishemei            24    9   8   7    34   30   +4    35
12 Hozastvu                  24    8   2  14    28   41  −13    26
13 Juqha Zhaba               24    6   5  13    27   38  −11    23 R
14 Šešri’makaru              24    2   2  20    17   61  −44     8 R

TSLB League 1

Friday, 23 November 4012
Iron House 1–1 Ha’amdesseh
STS 0–1 Bolcáin
Aill Mhór 2–1 Buqul Ashabab
Eastern Quay 2–1 Al Ziya
Zhevassi 3–1 Angels
Šah 0–2 Raktaghav Hathi
Therakham 3–2 Bijji
Kileh Gulabhav 2–1 Shadows
Eihi’thatho 0–1 Troytitresheiha
Trotahoy 1–0 Troystverdyu’thatho
Sheizheidoo 2–0 Stvoyboystvei
Igizimoomyu 2–0 Trustvimu’thatho

Monday, 26 November 4012
Al Ziya 3–0 Aill Mhór
Buqul Ashabab 1–0 STS
Bolcáin 2–1 Iron House
Ha’amdesseh 4–0 Al Atiq
Shadows 3–1 Therakham
Bijji 1–0 Šah
Raktaghav Hathi 2–0 Zhevassi
Angels 2–1 Urnabhi
Trustvimu’thatho 2–0 Sheizheidoo
Stvoyboystvei 7–0 Trotahoy
Troystverdyu’thatho 1–0 Eihi’thatho
Troytitresheiha 2–1 Owgatreh’hyuda

---Group MB                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Al Ziya                  32   19   8   5    62   31  +31    65 PP
 2 Bolcáin                  32   20   4   8    60   28  +32    64 PP
 3 Al Atiq                  32   15   8   9    47   34  +13    53 PP
 4 Aill Mhór                32   15   8   9    48   40   +8    53
 5 Buqul Ashabab            32   12  10  10    41   46   −5    46
 6 Eastern Quay             32   11   6  15    42   63  −21    39
 7 Ha’amdesseh              32    9  11  12    48   43   +5    38
 8 STS                      32    5   9  18    32   57  −25    24
 9 Iron House               32    3   6  23    22   60  −38    15 R

   Group PI                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kileh Gulabhav           32   23   5   4    66   29  +37    74 AP
 2 Shadows                  32   20   6   6    58   31  +27    66 PP
 3 Zhevassi                 32   17   5  10    46   35  +11    56 PP
 4 Raktaghav Hathi          32   14  10   8    55   43  +12    52
 5 Therakham                32   14   8  10    42   34   +8    50
 6 Bijji                    32    8  10  14    42   53  −11    34
 7 Šah                      32    7   7  18    32   53  −21    28
 8 Angels                   32    5  10  17    39   64  −25    25
 9 Urnabhi                  32    2   7  23    25   63  −38    13 R

   Group SL                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Sheizheidoo              32   19   8   5    57   30  +27    65 PP
 2 Stvoyboystvei            32   18   5   9    52   31  +21    59 PP
 3 Troytitresheiha          32   15  11   6    45   33  +12    56 PP
 4 Troystverdyu’thatho      32   15   7  10    44   34  +10    52
 5 Igizimoomyu              32   16   3  13    50   36  +14    51
 6 Trustvimu’thatho         32   14   6  12    53   35  +18    48
 7 Owgatreh’hyuda           32   10   6  16    43   53  −10    36
 8 Eihi’thatho              32    5   5  22    22   61  −39    20
 9 Trotahoy                 32    4   5  23    20   73  −53    17 R

Promotion Playoff Seeds and Fixtures

1. Al Ziya
2. Sheizheidoo
3. Shadows
4. Bolcáin
5. Stvoyboystvei
6. Zhevassi
7. Troytitresheiha
8. Al Atiq

1st Qualifying Final: (4) Bolcáin v (5) Stvoyboystvei
2nd Qualifying Final: (3) Shadows v (6) Zhevassi
3rd Qualifying Final: (2) Sheizheidoo v (7) Troytitresheiha
4th Qualifying Final: (1) Al Ziya v (8) Al Atiq

TSLB League 2

Friday, 23 November 4012
CDL Báicéireachta 2–1 Trá Te
Cathair Chinn Lis 1–1 Carraig Donn
3992 2–2 Al Saquwr
Al Qutilah 3–0 Correctional Academy
Mount Nussizhadani 1–0 Iv
Urajbina 1–0 Sunaharaghav Thara
Ithuši 1–1 Juvapanam
Gunaja 1–0 K'arasi
Zheitehedo 3–1 Za'thatho
Othoderbithyu 1–0 Shigowba
Mastverstveh 0–1 Zhooshowluha
Erzerloy’thatho 0–3 Towser

Monday, 26 November 4012
Correctional Academy 2–1 3992
Al Saquwr 0–1 Cathair Chinn Lis
Carraig Donn 0–2 CDL Báicéireachta
Trá Te 2–0 Al Buwum
K'arasi 1–0 Ithuši
Juvapanam 0–2 Urajbina
Sunaharaghav Thara 3–1 Mount Nussizhadani
Iv 3–0 Dhanish Chalal
Towser 2–1 Mastverstveh
Zhooshowluha 1–2 Othoderbithyu
Shigowba 2–1 Zheitehedo
Za'thatho 0–1 Tuzheh

---Group MB                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Trá Te                    32   20   3   9    62   31  +31    63
 2 Al Qutilah                32   20   3   9    59   32  +27    63
 3 CDL Báicéireachta         32   19   6   7    51   30  +21    63
 4 Cathair Chinn Lis         32   19   5   8    59   30  +29    62
 5 Carraig Donn              32   14   8  10    51   45   +6    50
 6 Al Saquwr                 32   13   6  13    45   52   −7    45
 7 Correctional Academy      32    8   8  16    28   58  −30    32
 8 3992                      32    4   9  19    27   53  −26    21
 9 Al Buwum                  32    1   4  27    20   71  −51     7 R

   Group PI                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Urajbina                  32   21   4   7    65   34  +31    67
 2 Iv                        32   20   7   5    59   24  +35    67
 3 Gunaja                    32   19   7   6    66   32  +34    64
 4 Mount Nussizhadani        32   15   6  11    46   33  +13    51
 5 Sunaharaghav Thara        32   14   9   9    43   33  +10    51
 6 Juvapanam                 32   11   8  13    40   49   −9    41
 7 Ithuši                    32   11   6  15    38   51  −13    39
 8 Dhanish Chalal            32    3   5  24    20   64  −44    14
 9 K'arasi                   32    2   4  26    17   74  −57    10 R

   Group SL                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Zheitehedo                32   20   6   6    54   28  +26    66
 2 Towser                    32   17  10   5    58   31  +27    61
 3 Othoderbithyu             32   16   6  10    45   41   +4    54
 4 Shigowba                  32   14   7  11    46   42   +4    49
 5 Erzerloy’thatho           32   12   9  11    44   42   +2    45
 6 Zhooshowluha              32   12   7  13    45   55  −10    43
 7 Tuzheh                    32    9   6  17    33   44  −11    33
 8 Za'thatho                 32    6   7  19    22   42  −20    25
 9 Mastverstveh              32    6   6  20    28   50  −22    24 R
Last edited by Stvoto Latoli on Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:20 pm, edited 1 time in total.
But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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Postby Stvoto Latoli » Sat Apr 04, 2015 7:50 pm

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Stvoto Latolisi Football - 3 December 4012

Promotion Playoff - Qualifying Round

Friday, 30 November 4012
Bolcáin 3–0 Stvoyboystvei

Saturday, 1 December 4012
Shadows 4–1 Zhevassi

Sunday, 2 December 4012
Sheizheidoo 5–0 Troytitresheiha
Al Ziya 1–0 Al Atiq

Bolcáin's push to return to the top flight looks very good now indeed, as they could easily have felt hard done by a three-nil scoreline that shouldn't have even been close, truthfully. Stvoyboystvei's back line was a shambles, and their goalkeeper was the only reason the contest didn't end six or seven-nil. The next day, a pair of questionable goals gave Shadows a decisive victory over Zhevassi, leaving the Blues on the precipice after a wonderful autumn in which they overtook Raktaghav Hathi and the Red Elephants' lethal strike force. On Sunday, Sheizheidoo were value for their money as they destroyed Troytitresheiha in an all-Stvoto-Latolisi affair, and Al Ziya squeaked through their match in Muzira’a Ba’aydah City against a courageous Al Atiq outfit that looked gutted to have conceded a cheap goal just after half time. As easy as it was to feel bad for Al Atiq, seeing the Splendour (who are easily the hottest team in this playoff right now and their one seed shows it) lose in the first round would have been a travesty.

Promotion Playoff Fixtures

2nd Semifinal: (4) Bolcáin v (6) Zhevassi
1st Semifinal: (3) Shadows v (5) Stvoyboystvei

Rushmori Copa de Campeones 31 - Round of Sixteen - First Leg

Monday, 3 December 4012
Image Zicht AFC 0–1 Image Sunbirds
Last edited by Stvoto Latoli on Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:53 pm, edited 4 times in total.
But he was wrong. It was he who was the traitor, he the dictator, he the true tyrant. I returned to above the waves and presented the location of the merpeople's treasure to the dictator of Stvoto Latoli, who greedily took the coordinates without thanking me. As I leapt atop my broom, I could already hear the wailing of the merpeople from the depths; their last shred of dignity, the last remnant of their kingdom, their last symbol of hope; raped by the tyrannical humans.
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