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Postby Sargossa » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:57 am

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Here Come The Girls


Mario Najar reports;


Day Five was a little tough to bear, particularly in the pool where pre-tournament bluster has evaporated in the midst of an almighty melee in the swimming events. Medals have been significantly harder to win here in Bay City, with none of the traditional watery powers really pulling away from the chasing pack. Thrilling for spectators down in the rather beautiful Aquatics Centre, but nightmarish for those in charge of their respective Swimming delegations.

Fortunately, on the morning of Day Six, there was slightly better form shown by Sargossa’s finest. On the Men’s side of the draw Antonio Sanz was a comfortable qualifier for the evening’s semis in the 200m Backstroke and he still had enough to spare to do the same, albeit with slightly less comfort, in the 200m IM. Joining him in the Medley semis would be Luís Bogarín, who looked in decent shape as the sixth fastest qualifier. The Women had Freestyle to endure but even that didn’t throw the usual spanner into the works, with Joaquima Mas advancing in the 100m event and the 4 x 200m Relay team reaching their final. Although that was helped by a series of administrative errors on the part of a number of delegations which meant only twelve teams were successfully registered for the event.

So to the evening session and the nation’s hardest working man, Antonio Sanz. Having successfully negotiated two heats in the morning Sanz looked strong again in the semis of the 200m Backstroke, qualifying for the final in third place. No sooner had he towelled himself down then he was back in the water for the first semi of the 200m IM. And a good day’s work was completed with a time of 1:58.48 which saw him bag the very last place in the final. There were no such worries for Luís Bogarín who finally showed a glimpse of the potential we know he has by winning his semi and advancing to the final as the second fastest qualifier. But there was a tinge of disappointment in a thrilling final of the Men’s 200m Breaststroke, in which just four one hundredths of a second separated third and seventh places. Amado Mula fell agonisingly outside the podium positions in fifth.

The Women had to endure similar disappointment with star turn Adriana Abarca managing just sixth in the final of the 200m Butterfly. But the girls would come good, with Joaquima Mas swimming a blinder in the 100m Freestyle semi to qualifier for the final in second place before Team Sargossa held off a strong Wray challenge to take silver in the Relay. It wasn’t quite the gold they won in Orean but it’ll do nicely thank you very much. That result ensured a second podium place of these Games for a clearly delighted Erlina Minaya and also secured a seventh Olympic accolade for Abarca, her third successive medal in this very event.

And the girl power theme was making a presence on dry land too with the start of the Beach Volleyball events. Olympic old stagers Alda Abad and Yasbel Gomez suffered a slight scare in their opening pool match with the Al-Mumtaz duo of Rachelle and Nadia but came through 15 – 12 in the decider. But there were no such problems for the Camino siblings, Ariela and Lia comfortable winners in their opening match against Windsor Islanders Tiffany Vaughn and Erin Richards. So a good start for the Beach Teams and the Indoor side is doing even better, Estope their latest victims. And talking of winning streaks, the Women’s Handball side made it three wins from three to advance to their Octo-Finals. Sadly the Hockey side weren’t quite so fortunate, defeat to Hazamaeia sending them out of the competition entirely.

We’ve also seen the start of the Tennis tournament proper, another highly contested area of the Games and one that bristles with extra security thanks to the presence among the competitors of a certain national leader who won't be named. And it was two in and one out on both sides of the gender gap. For the Men Alejandro Lara came through a bruising encounter with Costa Lunan Vito Najera, taking it 15 – 13 in the deciding set. Diego Medina also advanced in three sets, a 7 – 5 winner in the third over Wray’s Nathaniel Keller. But David Uribé crashed out. On the Women’s side there were wins for both Lucena Montés and Catalina Laurel but Xuxa Asuncion, the Sargossan number one, suffered a shock early exit from the Singles event to Kelssek’s Nicole Laviolette.
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Postby The Oaklands » Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:06 am

WHITEFAY HERALD
Sports: Hockey and Handball Dominance!
A Review of Day 6, and a Preview of Day 7
by Jackson Nugent, Olympic Correspondent

The Women's Handball and Hockey teams topped their groups with another win each today, to take them through to the Last 16 in their respective competitions. The Handball team won 29-22 against Ciqi, reducing coach Dalton Perythe to tears. He said afterwards, while talking to Hayley Richards, "I'm like a father when his child gets good exam results, this is my family and they have performed to the best of their abilities. It is such a joy to see how far they have come, but the next round will not be easy. Bring it on."
It was the turn of Edith Madget to score lots of goals, scoring 9 of the best. She said afterwards, "I am just relieved that we have managed to not embarass ourselves at these Olympics. We were all extremely nervous coming into these games, but we are beginning to just have fun. I am pleased to have performed well, and the whole team is going in the right direction."
The Hockey team beat Britonisea 2-1, with Lauren Mortar scoring another two goals, taking her tournament total to five. She said afterwards, "So pleased," and then collapsed and was sick all over our correspondents shoes, clearly showing how much effort she has put in.
The Men's Basketball team won as well, although there seems to be little hope of them qualifying.

In the men's tennis, it was disappointment for Kyle Copper, who lost in straight sets. Afterwards he said, "I couldn't get any rhythm going, and all of my power on my forehand had disappeared. I'm am actually gutted." Luis Collins also lost in two sets, but it was a different story for Dave Williamson, who took a surprise over Felix Früh of Schutzenphalia and West Ruhntuhnkuhnland. In a post-match interview, he exclaimed, "Ecstatic!", then fainted in the heat of the day. I hope he recovers for the next match, and I hope he remembers to keep hydrated and protected.

Due to security reasons, I am not allowed to give out the information of tomorrows events, which is unfortunate, but necessary.


DAY 0
BASKETBALL
Men's Pool Phase
The Oaklands 72-66 Slave State
Women's Pool Phase
The Oaklands 88-92 Nova Anglicana

DAY 1
ARCHERY
Men's Ranking Round
648-Ralph Part (114th)
643-Jack Lucas (139th)
Women's Ranking Round
640-Nora Baker (89th)
636-Mildred Havich (108th)
633-Taylor Forrest (120th)

DAY 2
CYCLING
Men's Time Trial
1:06:23-Brandon Brown (62nd)
1:09:07-James Wood (99th)
Women's Time Trial
36:33.83-Liz Adams (29th)
36:50.00-Evelyn Murphy (45th)
FOOTBALL
Men's Pool Phase
The Oaklands 0-1 Peruvian Highlands
Women's Pool Phase
The Oaklands 1-2 Sargossa
HANDBALL
Women's Pool Phase
The Oaklands 29-24 Britonisea
HOCKEY
Women's Pool Phase
Liventia 1-3 The Oaklands

DAY 3
BASKETBALL
Men's Pool Phase
The Kytler Peninsulae 74-70 The Oaklands
CYCLING
Women's Road Race
3:32:50-Evelyn Murphy (31st)
3:34:24-Heather White (101st)
3:35:42-Barbara Smith (113th)
3:37:04-Donna Williams (124th)
3:39:50-Linda Flores (134th)
Men's Road Race
6:24:29-Alan Griffin (16th)
6:24:45-Dennis Lopez (24th)
6:26:21-Jamez Wood (57th)
DNF-Brandon Brown
DNF-William Coleman
HANDBALL
Men's Pool Phase
Windsor Islands 24-29 The Oakland's
HOCKEY
Men's Pool Phase
Star United States 5-2 The Oaklands

DAY 4
HANDBALL
Women's Pool Phase
The Oaklands 29-21 Peruian Highlands
HOCKEY
Women's Pool Phase
The Oaklands 2-0 Star United States
TENNIS
Men's 1st Round
John Taylor (USO) 6-4, 3-6, 4-6 Jean Marc Giroux (KSK)
Joe Clark (TAE) 5-7, 3-6 Dave Williamson (USO)
Luis Collins (USO) 6-1, 6-2 Bo Ku (CIQ)
Kyle Copper-Bye
Women's Preliminary Round
Brunilde Folliero (PSC) 3-6, 6-2, 5-7 Veronica Richardson (USO)
Katie Cunningham (USO) 1-6, 2-6 Maid VJAJ8841 (PAT)
Caroline Rios (USO) 6-1, 6-2 Mable Vaughman (RZN)
Sarah Flores already qualified

DAY 5
BASKETBALL
Women's Pool Phase
Cosumar 68-62 The Oaklands
Men's Pool Phase
The Oaklands 63-70 Kalosia
HANDBALL
Men's Pool Phase
Eastfield Lodge 28-29 The Oaklands
HOCKEY
Men's Pool Phase
Cosumar 4-2 The Oaklands
TENNIS
Women's 1st Round
Lisa Austerlitz (PSC) 1-6, 2-6 Veronica Richardson (USO)
Maid VJAJ8841 (PAT) 6-4, 7-6 Caroline Rios (USO)
Sarah Flores (USO) 6-2, 5-7, 2-6 Aline Luiza Romao (AVU)

DAY 6
BASKETBALL
Men's Pool Phase
Kelssek 76–76 The Oaklands (99–102 OT)
HANDBALL
Women's Pool Phase
Ciqi 22-29 The Oaklands
HOCKEY
Women's Pool Phase
Britonisea 1-2 The Oaklands
TENNIS
Men's 2nd Round
Dave Williamson (USO) 7-6, 3-6, 6-2 Felix Früh (SWR)
Brandon Byrd (NOV) 6-2, 7-5 Luis Collins (USO)
Kyle Copper (USO) 2-6, 4-6 Marcel DuBois (NOV)
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Postby Electrum » Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:35 am

Olympic Update - Day 6

Ed McCoy: It's 11PM, 9PM in The Kytler Peninsulae so it's time for the whiparound. Straight to William and Dee at the pool.

William Kay: It's been a day of ups and downs at the pool, hasn't it Dee?

Dee Marquez: (clearly sobbing) It's been terrible!

William Kay: Dee! No! Although we've had a few medal chances, none of which converted, we've set good foundations for more medals in the aquatics.

Dee Marquez: My Noely! Why did he come fourth!

William Kay: Right. Dee is talking about the extremely close men's 100m free final where Electrum's Noel Gauthier came extremely close in getting a bronze. He finished fourth clocking at 47.09. It was tight given he missed the gold medal itself by .05 of a second. Very fine margins.

Dee Marquez: I'll compose myself now. Jim Slone just missed out on the 200m back stroke by 0.12 seconds as well, coming in ninth.

William Kay: And theres even more good news. Andreas Chapman has qualified for the 200 IM and both Clara and Cylene of our bronze medal winning 4 by 1 free team have gained entry into the final. It's going to be a sizzler tomorrow let me tell you that. Now on to Lena at Carva Lake for the rowing results.

Lena Parini: Thanks Will! Look at you, so dashing in your suit--

Dee Marquez: Um Lena, he's mine so back off.

Lena Parini: Youch! Anyways... we're also set for a good day at the rowing with lots of Electrumite qualifiers. We're sure to win a medal! I mean come on, we need one right? Jackson Ranvier made the A final in the single sculls whilst in the coxless pairs, Jacob Chambers/Karl Cohen made the A final as well. We've also made the A finals for the men's coxless fours and women's quadruple sculls. Unfortunately we also have teams which have just missed out as well with Shang and Trott missing out of the Final A for the lightweight double sculls by 0.4 seconds as well as the men's quadruple sculls... although by a larger margin of three seconds. Electrum can smell the medals finally! Back to the boys in the studio.

Christina Rodriguez: Actually, it's my time to speak. And I'm at the Carva Beach Arena for the start of the women's beach volleyball. Here we have Doreen and Brigitte, who have beaten a pair from Gloriax. Meanwhile, the other Electrumite pair of Vasilevski and Raynald were also drawn into the same group, but they have a bye today. Girls, how does it feel to win your first match?

Doreen Morris: I don't know how to feel! It was great and exhilarating and a whole bunch of things at once. The arena is super slick and I love the way that it looks.

Brigitte Keyes: Yeah, the hospitality's good and although we don't expect to go far, this tournament looks to be a cracker. The surface is just perfect too, and to think that we were just here a few days ago for the Opening Ceremony -- a quick turnaround.

Christina Rodriguez: Why don't you expect to go far into the competition?

Brigitte Keyes: Margaret... she's dealt us a mighty blow. The other Electrumite qualifiers were also drawn into our group. And it pains me to admit it, but they're a much better pair than we are.

Doreen Morris: Yes, we can only hope, but after they beat us 14-21 21-17 and 14-15 in Hamilton at the Electrum Olympic Qualifiers, it's going to be an uphill fight. But, you gotta do what you gotta do, and that's what Brigitte and I are doing here. We're having a blast, and nothing is stopping us!

Christina Rodriguez: Girls, beach volleyball has been one of those sports that time and time again have been called to be removed from the games. Your thoughts?

Brigitte Keyes: Look, it was a bit disappointing for us because we actually missed out of the try outs for the indoor volleyball team, but then we heard about beach volleyball and decided to give it a try. We've stuck with it ever since and it is just as legitimate sport as indoor volleyball.

Doreen Morris: Yeah, that's right. There's only a few differences too, but that's to make it more fun for the spectators. I know the guys like watching this sport, but there's also a lot of skill that goes into it too. The court is smaller for one, so we have to run around more, the balls are much more lighter, and also there's only two of us here. In indoor it's six, and it's easier to like be caught off guard here, but here, it's just you and your partner.

Christina Rodriguez: And that's all the time we have. Back to the studio with the Zube results.

Sam Pace: Yes and I think we'll start with the archery. Ed, I never knew you were a keen bean for archery?

Ed McCoy: Yeah it's one of those sports I do in the meantime. Anyways, I forgot to mention this yesterday, but the silver medallist team of the Fields sisters (Dora, Doris and Doreen) have all advanced into the first round of the women's archery. The Electrumite team and the team from The Serbian Empire were the only teams to have all three advance to the round of 32 all intact. Meanwhile in the men's, all three archers of Park, Godfrey and Tarantino making it through to the next round. I think that they're also the only team to make it fully intact into the next round. Both sides have had a good run so far, and I certainly do hope that they keep on getting those tens and nines which are so crucial for winning.

Sam Pace: Yes, that's right. Round 2 of the women's archery to come tomorrow. Jennifer Byrne with more results?

Jennifer Byrne: Let's look at the racquet sports first, and in the badminton, Peter Rushall won his singles match and he and Alex Cliffton won their doubles match too. This puts them a step closer to the medal with the quarterfinals coming up next in two days time. Should they win that, then they're in for a 3/4 shot at a medal. In the table tennis, Zubar lost against the heavily favoured Megan Walker of Super Llamaland while Marku defeated Ada from Kriegiersien to book a spot in the quarters. Finally both Press and Gates lost their singles matches. With some more analysis on the tennis is Sonya Gredello at the tennis courts at Donaldson.

Sonya Gredello: Hi Jennifer!

Jennifer Byrne: Hi Sonya. So, it's been a disappoint set of tennis results for Electrum with you and one of the Cassingtons losing, whilst Deanne is the only one left standing in the singles.

Sonya Gredello: Yes, I suppose if you put it that way. But, have no fear. We don't specialise in the singles, we're more doubles players. For those of you at home who don't know, myself and Rosa Levinsky are actually the second top team in the world for women's doubles according to the Association of Tennis Professionals, just behind the Xal sisters of Ceni/Avissian Union. We're looking forward to meeting up with both of them later on in the competition, but you guys shouldn't sweat over it too much. Cassington twins and myself and Rosa will be looking to go ahead in the finals, while also Greg and me are also hoping to do well in the mixed doubles.

I think the strength of all the Electrumite teams is that we have experience on the courts around the world and competitive play, so we know we're at a distinct advantage. In saying that though, these competitions tend to bring up a few newcomers that seem to blast through everyone as well, and you never know what happens in doubles tennis. Me and Rosa are just trying to work hard on our volleys and to end those points pretty quickly. I think if we're bang on serve and we end those points, we can do well. Our archrivals from Ceni will be looking to foil our plans, so we hope to be drawn in a different spot of the draw.

Jennifer Byrne: Sonya there at the tennis. Now onto team sports and it's been a great day for the women of Electrum with them advancing in a whole variety of sports. In the Women's Handball, Electrum unfortunately lost to Ancharmunn, but they still advanced thanks to a one point goal difference over Ancharmunn! If ANC won by just one more... Electrum would have not advanced, but here they are. Electrum also advances out of the women's field hockey after a draw against Paradystopia. They came third in the volleyball... and are fourth in the women's water polo. But there's still hope for water polo fans as Electrum is on top for the men's side of water polo in Group A. Finally, basketball results with Scott Brown.

Scott Brown: Thank's Jen for that update and yes, it's been another ripper of a day for Electrum has they have blasted through the group stage 4-0. Dayum sister... we did quite well, didn't we? We have won the group as a whole, and will be using the next bye day for a rest and a training session - a definite advantage. It was a one sided fare in the competition as Electrum obliterated Seirera 63-95, with an impressive amount of turnovers. Even Saki Paes got a few baskets in, and it was more of a training session than anything. Up next for tomorrow, I think, is the women's basketball where I'll hope my girls and Jane Greiner can pull through that extra step closer to advancing to the next round. But yes, Electrum has advanced to the Round of 16 in the men's basketball tournament. Back to the boys.

Sam Pace: Ed, Jennifer, there's something important we need to discuss about today, and that's Matsumoto's booting out of the Judo competition after being caught using an ilicit drug.

Ed McCoy: Rules are rules, and unfortunately, Matsumoto did not know that she couldn't use recreational drugs. Although they won't improve her performance in any way... it's still dangerous for athletes, that's why it's banned. There's a protocol that needs to be followed and I applaud the ENOC for not letting her back into the competition and withdrawing her spot.

Jennifer Byrne: Yes I have a few reactions here on twitter, let me just read them out.

@PR4ICKM03 She deserves to be banned for life! All drugs are bad! #SaveYourselves #ChristIsTheSaviour #DruggersareSinners
@WatermelonWoman Unfortunate, but that's how the game works. GJ on the DTA for picking her up like that.
@IOMOFIEM Three months is a penalty that's good enough. She's 17 and it was cannabis...

It seems like the consensus here is that she is just a sixteen or a seventeen year old youth who doesn't really know any better. People are calling for the three month penalty which seems appropriate for this situation. Anyways, I think it's time for us to go now.

Sam Pace: Yes that's right.

Ed McCoy: And that's the end of the Olympic program today. We'll run with the repeats and highlights of today until tomorrow morning, 11am Endemien Time for more Olympic action. Stay tuned for a jampacked day, and hopefully we'll win another swag of medals, just like we did on our first day. Until then, good night.

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Ed McCoy: Host
Jennifer Byrne: Co-Host/Social Media Correspondent
Christina Rodriguez: Roving Reporter
William Kay: Commentator
Dee Marquez: Commentator
Scott Brown: Basketball
Lena Parini: Rowing
Sonya Gredello: Tennis
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Postby Titaniumland » Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:10 am

TITANIUMLAND OLYMPICS NEWS
Day 5-6


Badminton - Our two couples of mixed doubles, Thank You/You Me and Shine Wave/Wave Me went through the quarter finals after beating their opponents. Thank You/You Me won against Tain Kang/Bo Liang from Ciqi in straight sets, 21-13, 21-6. And, Shine Wave and Wave Me beat Chelsea Tang-Hudson and Nailesh Kher from Benjamin Mark. Thank You and Wave Me will play against Aminzulat Kardayatkiv and Alitryna Imsaraturiva from Hazamaeia. While, Shine Wave and Wave Me is playing against Cézar Santana and Jacinta Souza from Avissian Union.
Here's Ryan Henderson's interview with Thank You and You Me:
Ryan: Hello, guys! How do you feel when you can go through the quarters?
Thank: First, It's an honor that we could represent Titaniumland for the Olympics.
You: Yes, we can't believe that we advanced to the quarter final.
Ryan: What do you think of next opponents, Aminzulat Kardayatkiv and Alitryna Imsaraturiva from Hazameia?
You: I have watched them playing against Jacob Spencer and Perpetua Gobnata Abano. They are great.
Thank: But, we'll do our best for Titaniumland. Titaniumland, XO!
Ryan: GO FIGHT WIN THANK YOU ME!!

Continue, to the women's single, Fly Mia won against Malaika Chawla in straight sets, 21-14; 21-12. Fly will defeat Helene Rivers from Lymantatia, that previously beat Hattie Lambert with 21-11, 15-21, 21-13.

Basketball - Our men basketball team lost from Vyktory in close points, 82-92. That means we are in 4th position with 2 played, 1 won 1 lost and 3 points. In other match, Democratic States of Fenbar won against Free Swiss States with 84-70.
Group F                                 Pld   W  L   PF  PA  PD  Pts 
1 Vyktory 3 2 1 238 241 −3 5
2 Democratic States of Fenbar 2 2 0 178 138 +40 4
3 Lymantatia 2 1 1 147 143 +4 3
4 Titaniumland 2 1 1 143 149 −6 3
5 Free Swiss States 3 0 3 217 252 −35 3


Titaniumland lost once more, defeat DS Fenbar with 74-82. Titaniumland went up a position to 3rd position above Lymantatia and Free Swiss States.
Titaniumland (TTM) 74–82 Democratic States of Fenbar (DSF)
Lymantatia (LYM) 57–91 Vyktory (VYK)

Group F Pld W L PF PA PD Pts
1 Vyktory 4 3 1 329 298 +31 7
2 Democratic States of Fenbar 3 3 0 260 212 +48 6
3 Titaniumland 3 1 2 217 231 −14 4
4 Lymantatia 3 1 2 204 234 −30 4
5 Free Swiss States 3 0 3 217 252 −35 3


Let's see tweets with hashtag #TTMOlympics!
@JenniferHudson: THANK YOU AND YOU ME!! GO FIGHT WIN! xo #TTMOlympics
@SashaSon: Titaniumland! Win the gold medal! #TTMOlympics


Volleyball - Our men volleyball team lost from Britonisea in four sets, 25-23; 24-26; 18-25; 19-25. We won at the first set but lost in other sets. We are currently in 5th position with 3 played, 1 won and 2 lost. In other match, Globus won against The Royal Barangay in a tight match, same thing happened with Saugeais has struggled against Kalosia but they won with 3-2.

Titaniumland (TTM)                   25  24  18  19
Britonisea (GBK) 23 26 25 25

The Royal Barangay (TRB) 19 25 18 25 14
Globus (GLO) 25 15 25 18 16

Saugeais (SAU) 18 25 21 25 15
Kalosia (KLS) 25 19 25 14 9


Group B Pld W L PF PA PD
1 The Royal Barangay 3 2 1 8 5 +3
2 Saugeais 3 2 1 6 5 +1
3 Britonisea 3 2 1 6 5 +1
4 Globus 3 2 1 7 7 0
5 Titaniumland 3 1 2 6 7 −1
6 Kalosia 3 0 3 5 9 −4


Football - Our glory team, men football team won against Britonisea with 4-3. In other match, Windsor Islands beat The Sarian with 3-1. So, we are currently in 2nd position under Windsor Islands with 2 played, 1 won, 1 lost and 3 points.
The Sarian (SAR) 1–3 Windsor Islands (WIN)
Titaniumland (TTM) 4–3 Britonisea (GBK)

Group A Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Windsor Islands 2 1 1 0 3 1 +2 4
2 Titaniumland 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 3
3 The Sarian 2 1 0 1 2 3 −1 3
4 Britonisea 2 0 1 1 3 4 −1 1


Handball - Our women handball team won against The Kytler Peninsulae with 28-26, but it wasn't enough to advance to the octo-final, because the winner of each groups and best runner-up will advance. We only last at 3rd position with 3 played, 1 won, 1 drew, 1 lost and 3 points.
The Kytler Peninsulae (KYP) 26–28 Titaniumland (TTM)
Windsor Islands (WIN) 23–22 Ceni (CEN)

Group E Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Windsor Islands 3 2 1 0 76 69 +7 5
2 Ceni 3 2 0 1 79 73 +6 4
3 Titaniumland 3 1 1 1 78 79 −1 3
4 The Kytler Peninsulae 3 0 0 3 73 85 −12 0

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Postby The United Kingdoms of Zackalantis » Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:48 am

WHERE THE MEDALS AT?


the UKZ sent athletes to compete in 300 different disciplines and not a single medal to show for it. Now that's dissapointing. but finally a medal opportunity has presented itself for the zach team in the most unexpected sport, rowing.
In the men's quadruple sculls the zach team narrowly qualified for the finals.And the nation has hopes for a medal from these men.

in the national sport, badminton. Medal hopes were very high but chances seem bleak as champion shuttler, Malaika Chawla lost her first match. The entire nation was shocked after her deafeat. But the match was very close fought.

When a few athletes were interviewed by zach press and asked, why thy thought the UKZ was performing so terribly, they answered, "enthusiasm is lacking. If any athlete including myself is here, its only to win a medal, not to enjoy, have fun while playing and to lear about new cultures, make new friends and play for the glory of the sport. I can't speak for my fellow athletes, but i can say this that i will try my best to do this"
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Postby Schutzenphalia and West Ruhntuhnkuhnland » Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:28 am

Social media news round-up from Schutzenphalia and West Ruhntuhnkuhnland.
    Twötter:

      @ruhntuhnkuhnsailing lot of coastal patrols in the bay to secure entry points to the city, don't think there will be any sailing events today :( #olympics #sailing

      @benjiwoka Starting to realize just how much I hate the smell of wet fox. #olympics #teamswr

      @HHAAHpineapples another good olympics show, another misadventure in pronunciation from @JessikaJünkindietrünk #thekitemarkparamecium #olympicsonone

      @BenjaminWexlerSWR Retwööt: "@NikoFshooter shooting cancelled again ;_;" they'd better let ralf shoot something soon, local wildlife rapidly thinning #olympics #shooting #teamswr

      @MaxMönch very proud of my johu in the 4x2 relay, another final - next time will be the podium for sure! #olympics #teamswr

      @selinaniehaus1 Had a great time in Zube. Got to see Peter Lang win in the archery and Till Wolf win in the tennis. ZUR clean and efficient. Volunteers very helpful. Only thing that spoiled a perfect day was watching the handball highlights in the hotel!! #olympics #teamswr

      @OlafSchmiedelGymnast very tough day of qualifying but excited to have made the team final. good luck to @MadMaik in the individual!! #olympics #teamswr #gymnastics

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      Even as we take our places in the Olympic Village and begin training towards the culmination of our athletic journey, we should not lose sight of the historic journey we are all but passengers on, as humanity rises from the old swamps of capital, religion, and rivalry, towards a unified understanding of the progressive spirit.
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      Johanna Geller
      whore

      Vanessa Reinhardt
      At least I can play tennis. #notashamed

      Johanna Geller
      yeah not ashamed of being a whore!!

      Ben Beermann
      Now now, there is no need to fight, why not kiss and make up? And then rub your mötzipaffenschwegenkatzenbrudls together...

      Lothar Frohloff
      ^ that's disgusting!!!!

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      Towards a prestructuralist reconditioning of the gender of water memory, or, just how the fuck do we explain the swimming results? by b00bmaster69
      Ceiling exercise, pommel donkey, and non-Euclidean bars: seven events the NSOC should add for the next Olympic gymnastics competition by pineapples
      "Which nation is winning the medals table?" Evaluating the media's role in dissecting the Paripanan critique of nationality in a polynational, postnational, pseudonational age by special guest poster MetaNarrativesFTL
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Postby Gregoryisgodistan » Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:35 am

Soccer Jester CLOWNPIREPIE executed for shaming the nation

Gregoryisgodistan soccer midfielder Soccer Jester CLOWNPIREPIE has been executed for the crime of shaming the nation. During last night's cup of Harmony, Soccer Jester CLOWNPIREPIE stepped up to take a penalty kick in the shootout, needing to make it to continue the shootout, and missed. As a result, Gregoryisgodistan lost to Nephara and finished in second place, while the Nepharans hoisted the trophy.

Therefore, instead of being ritually sacrificed like scheduled, Soccer Jester CLOWNPIREPIE was executed in a very painful way for shaming the nation. That way is known only as the Brownie Cutter of Death. While still in the locker room mourning their inability to win the shootout, Soccer Jester CLOWNPIREPIE was taken away by secret police agents to a hidden room and slowly sliced with the Brownie Cutter of Death. The Brownie Cutter of Death is a torture instrument that can cut through bone and organs to chop up those who shame the nation into thousands of pieces. It is very painful. Reportedly, Soccer Jester CLOWNPIREPIE's screams of terror could be heard in the Foot Slaves locker room as well as in the locker room of the Nepharans, in spite of the celebrations that were going on there at the time.

Lord Almighty Gregory released a statement, saying "I thought Soccer Jester CLOWNPIREPIE would die a hero's death via ritual sacrifice duty. But no, he has to go throw that all away by missing a key penalty kick. It is very bad for him to do that. He brought great shame unto this nation. I don't know why he did it, but he did. Such a shame. He deserved to be executed for his sins. And lo and behold, he was. He has sinned and paid for his misdeeds. Soccer Jester CLOWNPIREPIE brought great shame unto this entire nation, and for that he has been punished. Furthermore, he will be sent to the Land of Eternal Punishment, where he will be continuously sliced with the Brownie Cutter of Death for all eternity. He brought this upon himself by missing the penalty kick. He should have thought of this before he missed. While I congratulate the Nepharans on their victory, it only happened because one of our players brought great shame to our nation by missing a penalty kick in the shootout. For that, he has been duly punished."

Additionally, Soccer Jester CLOWNPIREPIE's family was executed earlier this morning in the same method as he was, including his 53-year old mother, 54-year old father, 19-year old sister, 24-year old wife, and 1-year old son. They were all sliced with the brownie cutter of death, including the baby. They all screamed in terror as they were being killed and begged for their lives, except for the baby who doesn't know English yet. The executions of Soccer Jester CLOWNPIREPIE and his family will be broadcast on national TV today at noon.
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WBC 29 QF
HWC 12 hosts
WJHC VI 2nd place,
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Day 6

Medalday! Silver and Bronze.

Water Polo:
Kriegiersien (KGS) 11–3 Sargossa (SRG)

With this clear victory a draw against second and also unbeaten Lymantatia would be enough to advance, even a loss could be enough, but as captain Waterfall expressed “We want to win every game.”
She had scored 7 goals in the game, giving the team a good position before the last game in the group stage.

JUDO - Men's 90kg
Night Tea won the first medal for Kriegiersien in this Olympics. After a bye he won against Ricardo Paulo (ETM), Téodor Marcu Selhamartu (ISR) , Mat Lyon (WIN) before being beaten by Aaron Cook from Liventia in the Final.
He then celebrated the medal with beer and woman, waving a Kriegiersien flag with “F*** Kriegiersien” written on it.
“A strange character, but we are modest with our winners”, commented Chef of Mission, Ingrid Brownbear grim.

Big Mantis wasn`t able to win her first fight in Women's 70 kg in the second round against Lorie Cummings (BAU) and went out cursing.

Beach Volleyball
gave us only one match, as Pinto/Sheera got a free match day in their group.

But married pair Christina/Valseline lost their match after starting good, kissing and jubilating after every point, before losing focus and without any chance in the last set.

“Make Love not War? We are Kriegiersien, not Sissynation or Saintland”, ranted the Volleyball coach, referring to the banner the two had unfurled before the match.

Cecilia Bryant/Slee Maribour (COS) 16 21 15
Christina/Valseline (KGS) 21 16 4

The Kaffeegreuch is a fearsome creature out of the mysterious dark plains of Kriegiersien and it was an honour that he would attend for Kriegiersien in the Olympics in Weight Lifting. He lifted the weights apparently without struggling and ended third together with Mebestian le Hiaumier (OAM).
He accepted the medal silent at the ceremony.



“But you can see that after all they are not Superhuman”, commentated Wight Lifting Coach Herby Strong and added to Dr. Robert Fool “Still better then Robots.”
“They are not Robots and we are calibrating”, answered the latter annoyed.
“Do you even lift?”, was Strongs last teasing before both parted.

Fool had to watch another average performance of his bots at WEIGHTLIFTING - Women's 69kg with Fembot69 ending 10th.

All three Archers made it to the next round. Experienced Leglaf Loverboy with some more problems, but the new talent Damon and Kriegiersien Champion Coran without much to fear.
Leglaf Loverboy (KGS) 3–2 Marion Beattie (DAR)
Nicolaos Megalos (PSC) 0–3 Excel Damon (KGS)
Stephen Yungstad (NAS) 0–3 Coran (KGS)

Basketball
Kriegiersien (KGS) 72–66 Isula ĝe Ru (ISR)

After the victory a small chance remains to qualify, but it is only theoretically.
“The team is too old and not even average. I don't know why all of our Pros were left at home or not bought out of their clubs contracts for this Olympics” complained Coach Pescic.

Kriegiersien (KGS) 28–29 The Royal Barangay (TRB)
Kriegiersien ending last in Womans Handball without a chance to qualify.
They were close to a point against Barangay, what would have given them place 3 in the group, but the last free throw in the last second ended in a wall of arms.
“I think we played an acceptable tournament for an amateur team”, declared the head coach.

The biggest tear jerker of the day was the defeat of E. Ada in Ping Pong. She again lost in the round of last 16.
“You are still young and will get further chances”, stated a telegram of the President.
After a nervous start the second set seemed to be the beginning of a comeback, but after that she lost every endgame with terrible faults, getting desperate, started cursing and being totally broken at the end, fleeing the scene.

E. Ada (KGS) 6 11 8 9 7
Valentina Marku (ETM) 11 7 11 11 11

Tennis saw Thomas Schnarch winning without Problems. He grinned after that, answering relaxed to the questions of the reporters.
“Yep, at least we know now who is the best Kriegiersien Tennis Pro. Yes, my Backhand works. No, I like the surface and atmosphere here. My private life is not of your concern.”

Thomas Schnarch (KGS) 6 6
Kitt Nevis (VYK) 4 2
The Woman's Volleyball team won their game easily in three sets. They still have no chance to qualify, but it was a major setback for opponent Benjamin Marks, who are now under extreme pressure. Favoured before the match, they never found a way against the good old block of Kriegiersien and seemingly surrendered in the last set.

Benjamin Mark (BNM) 18 14 10
Kriegiersien (KGS) 25 25 25


Demonstration events:

While none of our athletes acted today, it was fun to see such exotics as chess boxing. Hitting, than bleeding on the chess board while using the rest of the brain cells to think, curious.
We will see how our small grand chess master Schimmel will do after some trainings rounds with Boxers, Warrior Monks, lifting weights and cardio at home.
Our very good Lacrosse team had a free match day in the sole 4 teams group.


The Gymnastics Qualifications of the woman will be rescheduled and tomorrow will be a day off. There seems to be a security problem and some panic in The Kytler Peninsulae. We spoke with Head of Mission, Ingrid Brownbear about it.

What do you now about the day off?


Brownbear: It seems that the Olympics mean a lot of stress for the whole Peninsulae. When we thought about hosting the Olympics, yes, that was reconsidered, we only came to the point where we would have to sell the secret moon canon (again), our fleet, raise a gigantic credit from at least 12 different Nations, rebuilt 5 cities and give the whole population free days off work until the end the Olympics to maybe be able to stem this event. Oh and the costs for the campaign alone to get the Olympics were terrific. After all, that was a No Go, even when the home advantage is huge.
So I think a day off is nothing new, it happened before and it hasn’t to be in the schedule.

What about the Security Problems? Something with an accident?


It is not clear if it was a planned assassination attempted or an accident or just a heart attack.
Ah, rumours. We even don’t know for sure if a king a of a Nation was killed or wounded, a Double or the Mascot of a Fast Food Chain. After all we don’t think that there will be really a Problem. We have good Security here and many of our athletes, at least the important ones, can defend themselves.

So everything works fine?

There will always be problems, misjudging, injuries, athletes coming to late to an event or be disqualified for no reason. Disappointments. I only want to remember that we are here to have fun and look on the bright side.

That sounded differently under your predecessor.

And that’s why he is dead.

Thank you for the interview.
Winner: Championnat du monde de bandy, NS Arena Bowl, Sepak Takraw World Cup I, World Cup of Masters II

Olympic Medals:
VIII Summer Orean: 2-6-10
IX Summer Zube Kytler Bay City: 6-4-15
X Summer Centralis & Nassau Bay 7-5-12
XI Summer Aeropag 0-2-4
XII Summer Novonaya & Provinsk 9-1-7
XIII Summer Republica 13-16-16
XIV Summer Orean/Istria 22-16-18
XV Summer Terranean Coast/Bunjil 18-19-18
XVI Summer Prescott Twin Cities 11-24-25

IX Winter Olympics Arcon: 2-5-3
X Winter Baseton 1-2-2
XI Winter Prescott 3-8-7
XII Winter Prescott 1-4-5
XIII Winter Prescott 4-5-4
XIV Winter Neverend & Yeaddin 6-9-7
XV Winter Clayquot 2-2-8
XVI Winter City Centre 5-4-2
XVII Winter 1-2-1
Overall 113-124-164

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Postby Paradystopia » Thu Aug 28, 2014 6:22 am

THE MOST EPIC SWIMMING RACE EVER!*
*That involved a Pardystopi coming 3rd thus far

By Finlae Hart


So I may have been dropped from the Olympic moments show for a beverage malfunction but that doesn't mena I can't still keep you peoples informed about what is happened at the Olympics in that Kitty Bay place where the Olympics are being held. I want to draw your attention to the mens freestyle breaststroke (?) 200 metres where the unlikely name of Feliks Theorbokraftre toolk a well deserved bronze medel. Im guessing you haven't heard of him. I have and i'm going to tell you all about him.

Feliks Theorbokraftre was bron some solar cycles ago in the village of Muddiebruckamlet, which is close to Myren on the Southern coast of Paradystopia. He was an avedrage child with average hopes and dreams but before long developped an aptitufde for swimming. which he took to like a duck to water ... haha ... Anyway, his history is mostly boring and humdrum. Treaining and stuff, blah blah blash. Probably no friends and all that jazz.

So let's skip ahead to the Olympics where he's in a tough field, he's only sixteen or seventeen ... actually he might be twenty-six. It doesn't matter because it's his forst olympics and his goal is to make the semis. Just get through the qwualifiers and gauge himself against the mulktiverse's finest. And he started well managing twelfth overall in the heatsd. I have the results somewhere ...
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Shit ... not that file. the other one ... fuckingc computers, am i right?
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.1 Sebastian Schirmer (SWR)           2:08.57
2 Jim Diggs (COS) 2:08.78
3 Roger Pavlov (SLU) 2:09.06
4 Roger Haywood (BAU) 2:09.14
5 Constantijn Hoffman (THA) 2:09.26
6 Frankyo Busirvi (VEK) 2:09.46
7 Luís Bogarín (SRG) 2:09.79
8 Gruelmaker SASXNA13 (GGS) 2:10.01
9 James Dupree (ATN) 2:10.11
10 Riley Hatsfield (SAS) 2:10.20
11 Seth Jones (KYP) 2:10.22
12 Feliks Theorbokraftre (PDT) 2:10.23
13 Umar Tariq (EFL) 2:10.28
14 Nigel McGill (NOV) 2:10.30
15 Niger Markos (EST) 2:10.42
16 Enrico Winter (SAR) 2:10.50
17 Alejandro Sims (CHI) 2:10.58
18 Mattis Ostermann (SWR) 2:10.98
19 Antoine Bonsejour (KSK) 2:11.05
Stephen French (SUS) 2:11.05
21 Amado Mula (SRG) 2:11.06
Keegan Davis (WRY) 2:11.06
23 Blend Uber (MNG) 2:11.08
24 Peter Martin (VYK) 2:11.14

Dammit ... i thought i had the filew with all the people in it. Nevermind. anyway so these guys all qualiofied for the semi finals. what hpowever, makes this race eextra epical is when you look at who qualified for the final.
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.                                           Qual
Fastest 8 to final Rank
1 Mattis Ostermann (SWR) 2:08.53 18
2 Frankyo Busirvi (VEK) 2:08.75 6
3 Roger Pavlov (SLU) 2:08.76 3
Stephen French (SUS) 2:08.76 20
5 Amado Mula (SRG) 2:09.05 21
6 Antoine Bonsejour (KSK) 2:09.09 19
7 Umar Tariq (EFL) 2:09.18 13
8 Feliks Theorbokraftre (PDT) 2:09.26 12
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9 Roger Haywood (BAU) 2:09.45
10 Riley Hatsfield (SAS) 2:09.48
11 Jim Diggs (COS) 2:09.50
12 Niger Markos (EST) 2:09.67
13 James Dupree (ATN) 2:09.70
14 Peter Martin (VYK) 2:09.75
15 Gruelmaker SASXNA13 (GGS) 2:09.78
16 Seth Jones (KYP) 2:09.82
17 Keegan Davis (WRY) 2:09.88
18 Sebastian Schirmer (SWR) 2:09.91
19 Enrico Winter (SAR) 2:09.99
20 Alejandro Sims (CHI) 2:10.10
Blend Uber (MNG) 2:10.10
22 Nigel McGill (NOV) 2:10.19
23 Luís Bogarín (SRG) 2:10.32
24 Constantijn Hoffman (THA) 2:10.58

Youcan see that it's already shaping up to be epic as four of the top 5 qualifiers fropm the heats are out of the fional leaving the field wide open. Feliks scraping a sppot in eigth place beating the swimming from bauland(?) by under 2 tengths of a secoind. given the qualifying positions of the other final qualifiers, it looked Like DFeliks had a chance at a medal. maybe, but he came eigthth, so maybe notr. it doens't help that i already know the resiults but you get the idea. i think.
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for fucks sake. why is that picture ieven in that folder. dammnit.
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OR: 2:07.25, Jonathan Chertin (KSK), Outineau
1 Roger Pavlov (SLU) 2:07.98 3 + 3
2 Frankyo Busirvi (VEK) 2:08.94 2 + 6
3 Feliks Theorbokraftre (PDT) 2:08.98 8 + 12
4 Stephen French (SUS) 2:08.99 4 + 20
5 Amado Mula (SRG) 2:09.01 5 + 21
Umar Tariq (EFL) 2:09.01 7 + 13
7 Mattis Ostermann (SWR) 2:09.02 1 + 18
8 Antoine Bonsejour (KSK) 2:09.10 6 + 19

the numbres are the persons place in the semi-final anbd their place in the heats. ovbiously the first numbers are their times.

oh yeah! speakjing of the times. you can see that there was only eught hundrenths of a second betrween second and seventh/. it was suoper close.

Anyway, that is why I should still be the host of olu,mpiuc moments because i give a good stroruy about sportspeoples! yuiou wankers!

Thank you and good morning or thank yow an'godemorwenyngen if you speak modern paraduystopid

iu'vew bewen DFinlkae GHart and i nbewed a liue diowqn ...

ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg**

ooc: This entire RP was typed one-handed (left, my weaker hand) and if I made a mistake, I neglected to correct it. This is to hopefully give the impression of Finlae being, once again, utterly smashed on some strong liquor.

All mistakes are, if not intentional, deliberate.


**The final line is 'I've been Finlae Hart and I need a lie down', the repeated 'G's are where he proceeded to lie down upon the keyboard and it's safe to assume they should continue for a further hundred or so lines, but you're just going to have to imagine the rest of the RP thread filled with 'G's.
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Postby The greater Vakolicci Haven » Thu Aug 28, 2014 7:06 am

Celeria: the second-largest of the Havens provinces, only lagging behind the mighty island of Velstrania in Northern Varathron.
It was the centre of the Haven's culture, as well as its sport, and it also served as one of the richest and most economically prosperous of the Havens many possessions. Another of its notable features, however, was its obsession with dragon imagery.

Its provincial flag featured a green dragon: the color representing the Haven, the creature very much Celari. Its early literature and mythology featured dragons extensively, and local media was always exceptionally quick to associate a term relating to a dragon to any prominent sportsperson.

Prince Blacksen was the 'Dragon Prince.' Mornata De La Bluc was the 'Dragon of Pain.' And Luciano Ziccardino IV was the 'Little Dragon.'

The term had been coined by so many media publications that the 8 year old could no longer shift it, but that didn't mean he hated it any less. He sat, following his most recent tennis victory: his opponent had tried, but the adult was no match for his skills. For some reason, it seemed they always wanted to use their size and strength advantage against him. Bad idea: it made the fools far too over-confident.

He glanced at his mother: it was ridiculous that he had to have her managing everything now, but Havenssport had insisted on it: and despite the shouting of the Prince, with his odd attitude that anyone was mature enough to make their own decisions, Lord Duna had got his way. And so now he had to share the sofa he sat on with a horribly small woman who hated what she saw as her sons childhood being driven from him.

"So," she said, trying to keep calm. "Where are you currently ranked in comparison to the Colonel?"
The Colonel could only refer to Colonel Selav Tukerawan, his former mentor, and far more agreeable company than his mother.
"I'm higher," he told her. "I'm top of the Vakolicci rankings. You know this, mum, stop stressing about it."
"I just want you to do well," she said, passing him his tennis shoes. "Come on. He'll want you outside to train. You're going to be late!"
RIP Vakolic, 08/08/2009-29/12/2013, unjustly deleted.
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Postby Democratic States of Fenbar » Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:06 am

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Finn Hastings wins DSF's first Olympic Gold ever in incredible day for States!

Swimming - 2 GOLDS
by Lucy Davies at Kytlerian Sporting College

What an incredible day in the pool for the States! 2 Golds were won by Fenbarric athletes, the first ever in our history! The first event of the day was the blue riband event of the Swimming, the Men's 100m freestyle, and Finn Hastings, who had already won the bronze in the 100m breaststroke, was in lane 2, having qualified 5th fastest. However, there was a great feeling around the DSF swim team that he had a great chance of securing his second medal of the Games, if not the nation's first ever gold. However, he was up against some stiff opposition, including Damiano Pignatelli of Vigorato in lane 3, Brendan Matthews of Wray in lane 5, and Matthew Wheelwright of Estope in lane 4, who had broken the Olympic record in the semi final. The atmosphere in the Sporting College was incredible as the race was started, and Brendan Matthews got a poor start. After the first 25m, as they turned there were 6 swimmers within 0.05 seconds of each other, although Wheelwright had a slight lead over Pignatelli. Hastings had a poor second length however, and was in 6th at the end of it. He managed to drag it back in the 3rd however, and with 25m to go it was a five horse race for the finish. With 10m to go, it had boiled down to three: Hastings, Wheelwright and Pignatelli. The noise was incredible as they stretched for the wall, and as they touched the timings revealed Hastings to be the winner by 0.02 seconds! Wheelwright and Pignatelli were inseparable at the finish, so shared the silver medal. Hastings' final time was 47.04, just 0.09 off of Wheelwright's Olympic Record. At home millions were cheering him on in their living rooms, and viewing figures showed a peak of 63.4 million watching just from the States at the moment of the finish. Crying on the podium as the national anthem rang out for the first time at an Olympics, Hastings was grinning as I interviewed him afterwards. 'I'm just astounded at what I've managed to achieve here,' he said. 'I know I might have snatched this gold from under Matt's nose, but I really don't care that much! I'm Olympic champion, and no one can take that away from me. It was really close again, but I after last time I knew I had to come out on top, and I'm so honoured to have won my country's first ever Olympic gold.' Next up was the 200m Backstroke heats, and Hastings and Steve Pembroke both qualified for the semis, but couldn't manage the final. The same thing was true of Hastings in the 200m IM, but after a few Women's heats came something totally unexpected: the Women's 4x200m freestyle relay team qualified for the final in second place, an amazing achievement. The girls seemed totally astounded, but what they didn't know was what they were about to do next. In the final, Olivia Davis started off incredibly poorly, and the States were in 8th place going into the 2nd leg, but Katie Alexander and Hannah Stevens managed to pull them back, and by Gertude James' leg started, the States were incredibly in third place, behind Saragossa and Wray! Then, with just 50m to go, James started to power through the water, catching up with the leaders. On the final length she was still going, and by halfway she had overtaken both. Gold was an unbelievable result for a team who had never expected to even reach the final. For the second time in a day the States had won a gold medal in the Swimming, and with only a few more events to go, I think we can safely say we have been one of the more successful nations in the pool.

Weightlifting - BRONZE
by Tim McGoogel at Kytlerian Sporting College

Unbelievably there was a third bronze medal in the weightlifting for the States at these Games, as Ariana Smith emulated the successes of India Yeste and Asier Del Gorno by finishing third in the Women's 69 kg category with a final weight of 258 kg. Whilst it was some way off the gold and silver medallists, it was a massive personal best, and showed that the States continue to be a force to reckoned with in the weightlifting. Speaking after the event Smith said 'It's a big shock, I really didn't expect it. I've been in good form for the past few months, but this was really unexpected. I just didn't expect to get bronze. I don't think anyone expected it. I definitely didn't expect it.' I think what was she was trying to say was that she didn't expect it. Elsewhere in the weightlifting, Wilma Rede came 25th in the same category, whilst Philip Bliss came a good 10th in the Men's 85 kg with a lift of 378 kg, and Dave Turner injured himself during his first lift, meaning that he couldn't continue.


Rowing
by Tyrone Kiell at Carva Lake

A number of athletes progressed to the finals of their respective events at the rowing today. First of all Gordon Bridges got through to the final of the Men's single sculls, albeit with the slowest time. Then in the Men's quadruple sculls, the States came dead last in their semi final to get into the B final. This non achievement was emulated by Steve Reed and Mike Ford in the coxless pairs, before Dani Lane qualified 5th fastest for the Women's single sculls final. Next up was Franci Reddy and Nina Trough in the lightweight double sculls, and despite getting a faster time than one of the finalists, they came fourth in their heat, meaning that they were shoved into the B final. The Women's quadruple sculls team succeeded where their male counterparts by qualifying fastest for the final, meaning that they are in a fantastic position to win a medal. The day was finished off with Mo Keen and Nora Batty getting into the B final of the Women's coxless pairs. So a number of rowers still on course for a medal then, so watch this space.

Badminton
by Gordon Ying at the Jamison Expo Centre

Leopold Jaffa and David Christopher continued to surprise a lot of people in the Badminton by progressing to the quarter finals of the Men's Doubles. Their opponents, who were once again from Darmen, put up a tremendous fight though, and must be proud of their performance. The States won the first game 21-17, Leo Jaffa securing several points with some clever shots from the back of the court. Darmen did very well to win the second game 21-19, but ultimately the States were to good, and won through with a 21-14 victory in the final game. Can they continue their incredible run and secure an unexpected medal, or will they crash out in the next round? I can't wait to find out, but I really feel that they do deserve to come away with something.

Tennis
by Gordon Ying at the National Tennis Centre

All four Men's Tennis entries progressed to the third round of the singles competition today. First up was Colin Kostner, who despite going set down, looked good early on, and after nearly being eliminated at 4-0 down in the second, fought back to win 7-5, and then secure a 6-3 win in the third. Vinny Helgo had a much easier match on his hands as he won both sets 6-1, in a demolishing of Edin Marcio. Lawrence Fasder was drawn against the Darmeni player Teutorios Borghi, and despite a straight sets win, he had to fight very hard in both sets, securing the match on a tiebreaker. The States' main hope is Oliver Letwin, and he was the third Fenbarric player to win in straight sets, beating Isano Kolatrenestre 6-4, 6-3, in a fairly comfortable match. I fully expect at least one of these four to bring home a medal, and if they don't, they will have played very poorly from here on in.

Team Sports
by Luc DuChateau in the Kytler Peninsulae

The Men's Basketball team won their third straight match today, as they beat Titaniumland 82-74 to put themselves in with a great shout of qualifying for the next round. They remain the only unbeaten team in Group F, and one more victory will surely see them through. On a less fortunate note the Men's Handball team lost 24-16 to Kelssek, which means that their Games is over at the group stage, although this fledgling squad can take many positives away from the tournament. In the only other match of the day, the Women's Hockey team drew 2-2 with Thatius, but unfortunately it wasn't enough to get them through, as they finished second on goal difference. How unlucky.

Table Tennis
by Gordon Ying at Qizin Studios

Both Eddie Ety and Paul Hinder continued on their merry way in the Men's singles competition today, and though they both dropped two sets on the way, they can both feel very pleased with the way that they have played up to this point. They both look good for a medal, although if you ask me, I would say that Paul Hinder looks the more confident of the two. I fully expect both of them to win their quarter finals, a fact which would guarantee at least a bronze, at most a gold and silver. Expect big things from these two!

Day 7 Preview
by Jamie Partridge in the Kytler Peninsulae

There will be no Games action tomorrow in either Kytler Bay City or Zube due to the continued threat of terrorism, mainly from the state of Gregoryisgodistan, and to a lesser extent The Greater Vakolicci Haven. Events will continue in Aardswood, but there is not much DSF action there, so not much will be happening for us tomorrow. However, I think we can all look forward to the rest of the Games continuing as successfully for us as they have been, and you can catch it all here on DSFsports.com


Gold: 2
Finn Hastings - Swimming, Men's 100m Freestyle
Davis/Alexander/Stevens/James - Swimming, Women's 4x200m Freestyle Relay
Silver: 0
N/A
Bronze: 4
India Yeste - Weightlifting, Women's 48kg
Finn Hastings - Swimming, Men's 100m Breastroke
Asier Del Gorno - Weightlifting, Men's 77kg
Ariana Smith - Weightlifting, Women's 69kg


WARNING: THERE HAVE BEEN A FEW SECURITY ISSUES AT THESE GAMES, WHICH HAS SEEN A ROYAL SPECTATOR SHOT. 
IF YOU ARE AT THE GAMES, YOU ARE ADVISED TO STAY IN GROUPS, AND TO REMAIN INDOORS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
IF A FENBARRIC NATIONAL IS INJURED, THEN THERE WILL BE AN OPPORTUNITY FOR ALL FENBARRIC TOURISTS AND SPECTATORS TO BE TRANSPORTED BACK HOME BY THE GOVERNMENT.


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Postby Windsor Islands » Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:32 am

Crown Chronicle I SPORT


Windsors Win First Olympic Medal, Continue Success in Badminton and Rowing
by Roger Blythe

ZUBE - The seventh day of Olympic competition kicked off today with events starting in Kytler Bay City. The swimming events continued at the Aquatics Centre with the first event contested being the heats of the Men's 200 m Backstroke. Kyran Baker and Justus Jang were in action in this event. Kyran Baker finished his heat with a time of 2:00.93 and placed 71st, while Justus Jang finished his heat with a time of 2:03.38 and placed 90th overall. Both competitors did not make it to the semifinals. Justus Jang was in action again in the heats of the Men's 200 m Individual Medley where he finished his heat in a time of 2:00.41, only twenty-sixth hundredths of a second behind the last qualifying time. He placed 30th and did not qualify for the semifinals. In the Women's 100 m Freestyle, Petunia Harford was the only swimmer to represent the Windsor Islands in this event. She placed 56th and finished her heat in a time of 55.31. She did not qualify for the semifinals.

At the Kytlerian Sporting College, the women's water polo competition pool phase continued with the fourth round of matches. In Group J, the women's team faced off against Camerania. The Windsors, still looking for their first win in this group stage, were a formidable opponent against the Cameranians. They kept a close margin throughout the first half, as the scores were tied 4-4 at halftime. In the second half, however, the Cameranians pulled away with four straight goals in the second half. Then, later in the half, the Windsors tried to make a comeback to force a draw with two goals coming from Gale Sampson and Dixie Beck. Unfortunately, it was too late for the comeback to happen as the Cameranian kept most of the possession until time ran out. The Cameranians won the match against the Windsor Islands, 8-6. This keeps the Windsors last in their group and out of contention to move on to the knockout stages. They hope to achieve their first win against The Sarian in their fourth and final match in Group J.

At the Renaissance Centre, the judo events continued with the Men's 90 kg competition. Mat Lyon was the only representative of the Windsor Islands to compete in this event. In the first round, he defeated Lalal Ji of Patistan in Pool 1. In the octo-finals, Artemisios Breda of The Sarian was Lyon's opponent. He achieved ippon after a close fight that entertained the crowd. In the quarterfinals, Mat Lyon faced Marrek Sunchild of Bears Armed. His amazing run continued as he won the match against Sunchild. However, in the semifinals, he was eventually defeated by Night Tea of Kriegiersien. In the bronze medal bouts, he faced John Travis of Shofercia. His glory moment arrived when he finally was awarded ippon against Travis. The small group of Windsors supporting Lyon was small, but they roared at the moment when Lyon won. Matt Lyon also celebrated by doing a lap of honor around the outskirts of the stage where the match was being contested with the Windsorian flag hoisted on his back. At the victory ceremony, as he was called onto the podium along with the other bronze medalist, Marrek Sunchild of Bears Armed, whom Lyon defeated in the quarterfinals, he raised his fist in the air in triumph knowing that he had won the first Olympic medal for the Windsor Islands. When the flags were hoisted in the arena, Lyon watched with pride as his home colors were raised into the air. Although he did not win gold for his country, he still felt the same amount of pride and joy because he had won the first Olympic medal for the small island nation of the Windsor Islands. When interviewed by the media after the victory ceremony, he said, "I am very happy that I won the first Olympic medal for my country. It is a great honor that I am the first Olympic medalist for the Windsor Islands. I hope my medal will encourage other Windsorians to participate in sports because maybe someday, they may end up an Olympic medalist as well. I also hope that my country wins more medals in these Games and in future Games."
The second event contested at the Renaissance Centre was the Women's 70 kg competition. Andie Rose was the only competitor to compete in this event. In the first round, Rose defeated Kylie Navas of the Peruvian Highlands in a quick match where Rose achieved ippon quickly. However, in the octo-finals, Rose faced the Euran Kate Corrigan. She was defeated by the Euran after a close fight and was eliminated from competition.

At Carva Lake, the rowing events continued with the semifinals of the Men's Single Sculls. Winston Hart competed in the first semifinal heat and tied for second place in his heat with Aten Ármannsson of the Free Swiss States. However, it didn't matter if he was tied with Aten Ármannsson because they both qualified for the final along with Warren Potter of Eura, Lance Coulson of Shofercia, Jackson Ranvier of Electrum, and Gordon Bridges of the Democratic States of Fenbar. In the semifinals of the Men's Lightweight Double Sculls, Ruprecht Curran and Marc Petit competed for a spot in the final. They competed in the second semifinal heat where they finished 5th in their heat with a time of 6:22.91 and failed to qualify for the A final. However, we will see them in the B final of this event. In the semifinals of the Men's Coxed Eights, the first semifinal heat was the one the Windsors were in. However, they finished last in their heat with a time of 5:34.15 and will compete in the B final. In the quarterfinals of the Women's Single Sculls, Hailey Hintzen produced a very disappointing result by finishing last in her heat with a time of 8:25.31 and was eliminated from competition. In the semifinals of the Women's Lightweight Double Sculls, the pair Rosalind Jeffers and Fancy Walters just managed to make it into the final of their event, only finishing four hundredths of a second ahead of the pair from Electrum. They will compete in the final with the hopes of getting an Olympic medal. Finally, in the semifinals of the Women's Quadruple Sculls, the Windsors produced another disappointing result by finishing last in their semifinal heat with a time of 6:35.38. However, we will see them in the B final.

At the Carva Beach Arena, the women's beach volleyball competition commenced with the first round of matches in the pool phase. In Pool D, Tiffany Vaughn and Erin Richards faced Ariela Camino and Lia Camino of Sargossa. They lost in straight sets, 15-21, 20-22. In Pool J, the other Windsor pair, Cornelia Wolff and Etta Takenaka faced Hartovike Kollungdatter and Gitti Torkeldotter of Muriburiland. They lost two sets to one, 21-18, 10-21, 12-15.

In Zube, the badminton competitions continued with the octo-finals of the Men's Singles competition. Thomas Wu faced Xilor Sabal of Ceni in a very tightly contested game. The first and third sets were the highlights of the match with extensive rallies in both sets. Both players seemed to capitalize on each other's mistakes, but the Windsor prevailed, winning two sets to one, 22-24, 21-14, 22-20. The other Windsor, Kodey Zhu, faced Slave Beater TRAKXKA913 of Gregoryisgodistan. Zhu comfortably won in straight sets, 21-13, 21-19. This means we will both be seeing Zhu and Wu in the quarterfinals of the Men's Singles. However, the pair of Zhu and Wu failed to advance to the quarterfinals of the Men's Doubles, losing in straight sets to Álvaro Castro and Jacó Castro of the Avissian Union, 12-21, 23-25. In the octo-finals of the Women's Singles, Zhang, the last hope for the Windsors to win a medal in this event, was knocked out by Christina Adams of Super-Llamaland two sets to one, 21-17, 17-21, 18-21. However, the women's doubles brought more success for the Windsors with Nakimura and Zhang securing a place in the semifinals by winning against Felecia Vladimerescu and Luciana Peteierse of Antornas two sets to one, 21-17, 20-22, 21-16.

At the Zube Olympic Park, the men's basketball competition continued with the fourth round of matches in the pool phase. In Group D, the Windsors faced against Sargossa in their third match. The Windsors won easily against the Sargossans 73-63, keeping their record undefeated and their first place position in Group D. Their next and final match will be against Vekaiyu.

The other event at Zube Olympic Park, the women's handball competition, held their last round of matches in the pool phase. In Group E, the Windsors faced Ceni in their last match. It was tight throughout the whole match, but in the dying seconds, team captain Priscilla Wells scored the last goal of the match, securing a win for the Windsors, an undefeated record, a first place finish in the group, and a spot in the next round.

At the Donaldson Surrounds, the women's hockey pool phase concluded with the last round of matches. The Windsors won their last match against the host nation 3-1 in a game that the Windsors dominated. This result secured an undefeated record for the Windsors, a first place finish in Group A, and a spot in the knockout stages.

At Qizin Studios, the table tennis competitions continued with the octo-finals of the Men's Singles and the Women's Singles. In the Men's Singles, Jonathan Chang faced Stuart Wilson of Chiata for a spot in the quarterfinals. It was a game which Chang felt he had the upper hand, however, Wilson made him work for his quarterfinal place by forcing the match to be played over seven games. In the end, it was Chang that prevailed over Wilson, winning four games to three, 11-7, 9-11, 10-12, 11-3, 4-11, 11-7, 11-5. In the Women's Singles, Deborah Li competed for her spot in the quarterfinals against Siolæsĉiga Iessica Martamaria Lesoco of Isula ĝe Ru. It was a tight contest with both players being able to win game after game. However, it was Li that had the upper hand in the end when she won the match in four games to three, 11-7, 9-11, 9-11, 14-12, 11-6, 8-11, 11-7 and secured her spot in the quarterfinals.

The other event at the Donaldson Surrounds was the second round of the Men's Singles tennis competition. Godfrey Holmes, Sushil Leyton, and Abidemi MacWilliams were all in action, but it was Holmes who was the only Windsor to secure a place in the next round. Holmes faced Edvin Elmersson of Camerania. Elmersson put up a good fight for Holmes, but the Windsor won the match in straight sets, 6-3, 7-6. Sushil Leyton faced Colin Kostner of the Democratic States of Fenbar in his match where he put up a good fight against Kostner. However, Leyton lost the match after giving up in the last set, losing two sets to one, 6-3, 5-7, 3-6. Guillaume Leonardsen of Darmen was the opponent of Abidemi MacWilliams. Leonardsen dominated the whole match, while MacWilliams couldn't keep up. Leonardsen won in straight sets over MacWilliams, 0-6, 2-6.

At the Jamison Expo Centre, the women's volleyball competitions continued with the fourth round of matches in the pool phase. In Group A, the Windsors faced 95X, a nation famed for its volleyball exploits. The Windsors, however, put up a good fight against their opponents, only losing three sets to two, 25-19, 14-25, 25-16, 20-25, 13-15. This result puts the Windsors in fifth place in Group A. Their next and final match in Group A will be against Taeshan.

Tomorrow, no competitions will take place as tomorrow will be a day of peace held in honor of the Aardswood shooting incident. The competitions will resume once more on the day after tomorrow. Until then, it's night here in Zube.
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Postby Taeshan » Thu Aug 28, 2014 9:00 am

Part 3 of our coverage. http://chirb.it/r3tncM

You may notice there has been no part 2. I do have a 25+ minute audio for days 2-5, but it will not allow me to upload it and honestly, it seems a bit much to force anyone to listen to.
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Postby The Kytler Peninsulae » Thu Aug 28, 2014 12:24 pm

Amidst tragically ironic tight security, tens of thousands of people entered the Olympic Stadium - which was being prepared for the rugby sevens demonstration event at the weekend, before transitioning into an athletics stadium for the iconic track and field events to come - for speeches from President Eppler and COKO head Martin Bartlett.

Bartlett spoke first. "It was already intended that there would be a day of remembrance for victims of terrorism at the Olympic Games with the flimsiest regard to sport," he told the watching audience inside the stadium (and, via television, well beyond). "It was never imagined that we would be talking about victims here in these Games. For Lasft at the Sixth Games, read Aardswood at the Ninth. History has a knack of repeating itself that is sometimes deeply uncomfortable, and this is without a doubt one of these times.

As you are doubtless aware, during a shooting event at Aardswood Shooting Centre, a competitor from Gregoryisgodistan fired a shot towards the crowd rather than the target, damaging a protective barrier and causing a stampede that led to numerous injuries and at least one death. Our thoughts, clearly, go out to the people of The Greater Vakolicci Haven, and in particular the province of Celeria who have lost their King.

The spirit of Olympic competition is based around every athlete of every nation competing to the best of their respective abilities. We have already seen that spirit violated on multiple occasions. This is not a time to point fingers - that has already occurred, based on what we have seen on television this week. This is a time for reconciliation, a reminder that the Olympic spirit can, and must, win out over the siren song of sabre-rattling and narrow-minded disagreement.

In Lasft, the violence stemmed from a disagreement over what should and should not be Olympic sports. Here, it has stemmed from a disagreement seemingly far removed from the world of sporting competition. The commonality to both is the violent response to fundamentally petty differences. And it should be noted here that the Olympics represent arguably the multiverse's largest cultural event, attended by a dizzying array of nations with countless variations in their political ethos, their background, even the very nature of their population. From Vephras to vulpines, the kaleidoscope of human appearance and beyond come to the Games as equals, and are divided only on sporting ability. May this remain ever thus."

President Eppler then followed. "The multiverse stands together in mourning after the tragic events in Aardswood. Tragic events like these bring our shared kindred spirit together, regardless of nationality or appearance. It is not how we wished the Olympics to bring us together, but bring us together it has.

It would be glib to remark on the need to move on. It would also be inappropriate. There is understandably grave concern over our ability to secure these Olympic Games. We are considering every option, and we have received many worthy offers of support from countries with significant specialist expertise that will help us in this process. In the meantime, we must emphasise that, though we take stock today, tomorrow the Games go on - this is our country's greatest moment, and I believe I speak for a nation when I say this: this country will not allow terrorists to darken our brightest day." There was thunderous applause from the mostly-Kytlerian crowd in the stadium at this point, her assertion affirmed.

OOC NOTE: The Games will resume tomorrow. Day 7 will be split between Friday and Saturday, Day 8 will be scorinated on Sunday, and it should be assumed that a half-speed dilated timetable will be in operation thereafter. A schedule for Days 7 and 8 will be posted by 2159 UTC (2259 BST, 1759 ET).
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Postby Eura » Thu Aug 28, 2014 12:40 pm

The Old Royal Palace
Flisgive
The Inevitable Syndicate


The grand hallway and connected atrium of the Palace was a glorious sight. Or at least it used to be. A grand statue of Lex Crowley stood in the middle, pockmarked with bullets and its feet stained with the blood of several dead Corvidae troops lying at the bottom. Other great treasures had been tarnished in an event that would give even the most indifferent of conservationists a terrible blow. A classic painting of the marriage of Martin and Lauren, whose marriage united the Fligsivi and Magnaean royal families, had been scolded and torn apart by the spray of light machine gun fire, frag grenade shrapnel and fire. Numerous paintings of old monarchs had already been taken before the battle thankfully, but many remained and few that did stay went undamaged. The Euran armoured column had battered the main body of the building, killing hundreds of Corvidae men while Euran forces only sustained casualties of two damaged tanks, one disabled, and three dead infantry. Now however they were having to enter the building, and were being ambushed from all sorts of places.

Erwin Davidson was the journalist at the centre of this last stand. He was crouched at the foot of the statue, taking photos up close of the blood spattered defenders bodies (having already got some of the artwork) while Euran troops all over the lower levels of the atrium traded fire with hidden gunmen. They'd taken only a few casualties but it was still a frustrating situation as any advance into the killing fields of the upper floors could bring massive casualties. The bloodbath down here had been bad enough; for the defenders, at least. Bits and pieces of dead Syndicatian Corvidae supporter were scattered everywhere. There was another couple of shots. From his years as a conflict correspondent, Davidson could identity what it was. A semi automatic rifle, being fired as rapidly as you can allow without pertaining to accuracy, was being pumped off at a handful of Euran Marine's from about fifty metres away. The point from which it was being fire was quickly identified. Whomever had fired these shots then tried to break and run from behind a laundry cart of some kind, and was quickly cut down by accurate rifle fire from those who he shot at.

Davidson was expecting the Marines to push upstairs any moment now. Indeed, they had already assembled some light machine guns and shotguns together ready for such an operation. First however, the Euran's would try some ritual humiliation to force a surrender in what had been the only serious battle of the Euran invasion. One of the tanks had stormed into the atrium, severely damaging the ancient gatehouse, and before Davidson had realised what was going on it was already looming over him. He screamed out for them to stop and thankfully a couple of troops were around to do so too. A helmeted head rose from the cupola of the tank to see what was going on. 'Oi! Get out of the way mate!'
'What?' Davidson could barely hear over the hum of the vehicle's powerful engine. 'GET. OUT. OF. THE. WAY.' Davidson continued to give off a look of confusion as he shrugged and gestured at the tank commander. Finally he was swept off his feet; no, not in the romantic sense, but by a burly corporal with a grenade launcher slung over his shoulder. 'Come on guv, move over and watch.'

What happened next was remarkable, and luckily Davidson was there to get the scoop. As he started filming with his handheld camera, the tank fired a HEAT (high explosive anti-tank) round, intentionally firing it through the statue - smashing metal and concrete off of its steel skeleton - while the round continued on through a door that troops had been preparing to storm on the balcony above. A massive explosion could be heard from behind the doorway, which was followed by the smashing and crumbling of the doors under the weight of dozens of men pushing it down, charging out, many of them wounded and some of them armed. The soldiers outside hosed a number of them down, at least until the armed ones were well and truly out of the fight. Only then did those who had run from the room out of sheer panic, after the tank shell had killed half of the people inside, manage to raise their hands and surrender. Then there was a symbolic moment, as a cable tied to the tank was thrown around the neck of Lex Crowley. The Syndicatian regime and Corvidae movement had died at the hands of the anti-Corvidae Alliance. Eura had been no more than a background player, albeit an important one. In Flisgive however, it was a particularly Euran occasion. The tank stormed into the roof, and off came his head! The metal noose had consigned Crowley to a symbolic execution at the hands of the Euran Marines 3rd Group.

Things seemed to move much faster after that. The troops moved upstairs, clearing each room one by one. It took hours, but it felt like a lot less time. A few casualties were taken, but overall it was a surprisingly easy task as many of the demotivated and underequipped defenders, who had been without water for a day after the pipes were turned off from outside, surrendered in large numbers without fighting back. The main danger to their lives now was the desperation and zealotry of their officers, who were more likely to kill them than the Euran's were. As they approached the final few enclaves, the sporadic gunfire coming in their direction ceased, and was replaced by the sound of the crackle of thunder and rain pounding on the roof of the building. Flisgive's weather had been incredibly volatile ever since the weather machine experiment, and this evening was little different. To call this rain torrential would be an understatement. It was dripping through gaps in the damaged ceilings and in one place, as Davidson found out, there was no ceiling at all to get in the way.

He and two sections of 2nd Platoon from the unit invading the building, so about twenty men, had seized the Marble. It was a large open room area which usually served as both a gallery and a botanical garden under a dauntingly large glass dome. Now it was a decimated segment of an even more monumental ruin. Davidson forgot for a moment that he was supposed to be in a combat situation, strolling out into the open air - the dome has been smashed by rocket fire from a helicopter and had mostly fallen in, allowing the rain to come down heavily. Paintings were curled up and sodden, statues knocked down by falling steel girders from the dome structure. The gardens were mostly destroyed too, as he observed while he was escorted through a canopied indoor tent area by one of the marines. The rain was off them for a moment, though the falling class had cut holes in the canopy meaning that the water was still dripping through in spots. Just as Davidson began to switch off completely in the midst of this remarkable sight, a plant pot in front of him burst apart as a bullet struck it. He was being shot at! Bullets whizzed by coming from the left as he was pushed to the ground by the marine. 'Why didn't you stay behind me you daft hack!'
'I just wanted to-' Davidson was cut off as the marine returned fire with a sustained burst from his light machine gun which tore a side of the tent to pieces. Now all he could was a high pitched buzzing noise.

'Mmmmmng!'
'Oi!'
'MMmmmmnnnng!'
'Get up, come on, get up and get back!'
'I can't...I can't hear you!'
'MOVE!' The marine pressed him back as they slipped and slided across the marble floor, which was now covered in a thin layer of water. They managed to scramble back to the section leader, who was taking cover behind a collapsed pillar that fallen on and smashed a bust of Crowley with the Corvidae symbol etched onto it. His head now lying in a pool of water brought on by a storm that was engulfing his city, and with it ending any hope that further snow would delay a Mertagne or Euran capture. Two section leaders were there actually, and they were arguing about what to do next. After a few moments of heated discussion and much swearing, they came to an agreement. First section's various men in positions of cover would lob grenades across the area to the position of the dozen or so men attacking them, before trying to suppress them with GPMG-10's and accurate fire from the section's only SN-92 sniper rifle. Second section would then maneuver around the side of the circular area in two groups of five, flanking the enemy from both sides before cutting them down or forcing them to surrender. Davidson waited with baited breath with the section leader of the suppressing group as the manuever was conducted.

Combat was odd. It always seemed confused, like no-one knew what was going on, or what they were even doing. A lot of the time you couldn't see anything and could just hear the crackle of gunfire. On this occasion however it was obvious what was happening, and Davidson was watching it through a gap between some wreckage that he had taken cover behind as his hearing began to return. He already had mild tinnitus, and hoped not to make it any worse. Now he was filming, catching glimpses of the marines moving forward without firing, darting between cover, while the section he was with fired carefully aimed bursts at seemingly invisible enemies, while a handful threw grenades. Each grenade explosion seemed understated, a dull but loud thud followed by the snapping noise of shrapnel hitting things around the point of detonation. A scream could be heard all of a sudden, though from which side it came Davidson could not tell. He hoped it was not a Euran. Suddenly one of the marines suppressing the enemy rose from his position, charging from behind a row of flowerbeds to get a closer and clearer shot at the enemy. His section leader panicked, moving forward himself and immediatley blocking Davidson's camera and view of the action. All he was capturing now was the side of the sergeant's face and his wild eyed expression.

'Jones no, Jones get down!' A stranger sound followed; a whizz, and then a pop, like a firecracker. Several men shouted 'RPG!' as the sergeant threw himself to the ground. The RPG had hit close and exploded, showering the area with shrapnel. Davidson felt an excruciating burning sensation on his cheek which threw him back onto the ground, and he recognised straight away that he had been hit. 'I'm h-hit...I'm hit!' He didn't panic. He might've been only a journalist but he was an experienced one in warfare situations, and had been through worse. He actually survived an airstrike on a house he was in during the Holy Euran Islands conflict in Endemia just over a decade ago. This time he was lucky. One of the marines came over to him and checked his cheek. 'Just been caught mate, just a cut, don't worry, I'll get doc over in a minute.' Davidson wasn't even paying attention to him. He was more focused on where that adventorous young man had just gone as the RPG had flown towards them. He could see the section leader manically charging forward now, looking for him. Please don't be hurt, little guy. 'Meeddddic!' Bugger.

A short while later...


'What do we do with him?'
'Take him to company headquarters.'
'Company? Stuff that, take him to regiment.'
'You guys are thinking small fry. This guy needs to go to the task force commander himself!' Davidson had been focusing on a combination of getting Olympics updates from his phone and taking pictures of the badly wounded marine being taken away on a stretcher. News was that the building had now fallen completely and the small battle was over. The Euran's had taken Flisgive, and now ending civil chaos in the city was the order of the day. For these men, the exciting and interesting part was the prisoners they had taken in the firefight. They'd killed eleven enemy combatants and wounded three more, while one was left without a scratch, taking only two wounded in return, albeit one seriously. On another day against an enemy that wasn't thirsty, low on ammo and poorly trained, they might have been wiped out by that ambush. Today however was not that day, and for that they could be glad. Davidson's attention was grabbed by one of these prisoners as the men circled them. The three wounded ones were lying on the floor in plastic cuffs while the medic treated them, but the unwounded one was stood up, and really quite angry.

'Unhand me, proles! I am an Inner Circle member!'
'Whatever, scumbucket. What's to stop us knocking in your knees?'
'I am a member of the Party's Inner Circle, and this sort of treatment will not be tolerated! I'm Ian Clayton for god sake!'
'Yup. And you've got a big old bounty on your head, haven't you?' Davidson managed to snatch a glance at a card in the section leaders hand. It was one of the infamous 'Kill or Capture Cards' often issued by the Euran military to their troops before major deployments; packs of cards with the faces of at least 50 high value target individuals on them. In this example, the Ace of Spades would be Lex Crowley. However a Two of Hearts might be someone like a junior Lieutenant in the Corvidae forces who was guilty of something or other according to Mertagne. This guy was a Jack of Hearts, so one of the top two dozen officials in the Corvidae Party in the Inevitable Syndicate. Rumour has it that he was the last one in Flisgive that wasn't in cuffs or a coffin. The section leader ended the spectacle with a determined bark. 'Alright, shut it the lot of you! Let's clean up here and move downstairs before these maggots get hypothermia and we have to afford them care they don't deserve. Let's take them downstairs and send them off, especially this Clayton guy, to task force headquarters.'

As they began to march away, Clayton struggled against the grip of the two men forcing him to move. 'We're going to get you back for this, you petty Euran scum! We don't forget a portrayal! Crowley will rise again!' One of the men punched him in the gut while the other kicked him in the arch behind his knee. He dropped onto his shins, bruising them as they slammed against the marble floor, as the section leader stood in front of him. He crouched, pulling something out from one of the pouches on his body armour pack and waving it in Clayton's face. 'Tell me what this is, maggot.'
'You know what it is. Party identification card. Not that I need it with the respect I command.'
'Respect? Half of your men gave up without a shot. We're in control now, and we'll hand you over to Mertagne as soon as possible. Oh, and, one more thing...' He pulled out a folder from another soldiers backpack, one which every platoon carried. It contained personal information dossiers on every single "carded" individual, including Clayton. It had every bit of intelligence on them that the spooks, including the OSI, had been able to gather. The Euran's tended to have extremely good intelligence before most military operations, especially against former allies. 'These your boys and your wife, Clayton?' Clayton's face scrunched up into an agonised ball.

He might be a fascist murdering pig, but he was a human, and Davidson reluctantly kept filming in the background - making sure to hide the camera from the men - as he witnessed the less glamorous side of Eura's "liberation" of Flisgive. 'We can find them in half an hour, you know that? If you do anything on the way down the stairs, if you so much as breathe out of line of what I'll allow...I'll crack the boys skulls open and have a go with your lady myself. Do you understand what I'm saying? You're a member of the party. You know how that sort of thing goes for unarmed innocents, right?' A tear rolled down Clayton's cheek, and he nodded meekly. So much for a fearsome member of a brutal dictatorship. The men dragged him along as he went without protest. Davidson simply followed and documented, and a thought occurred to him that perhaps to the ears of a certain former colleague might have sounded quite ungrateful, considering the career opportunity he had been given by this conflict.

I wish I didn't have to be in this hellhole when I could be reporting from a cushy studio on the damned Olympics!
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Champions: WC66, WC73, CR23, CR27, CR34, CoH 85, Market Cup I, Next Generation Trophy, Gold Medal (Mens Football) Olympics IX
Runner up: WC60, WC72, WC78, CR16, CR20, CR32, CR44, CoH51, COH79
Host: CR24, CR37, BoF60, CR Under 21's and Under 17's



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Postby Wild Isle » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:13 pm

Taparuamotu Olympic Update

Day 6

Men's Archery
Karakai played his first match since the ranking round where he earned a 14th spot. Karakai lost 3-1 to Fasmw Fasturagatsiru in the first round.

Men's Swimming
Iwi represented Taparuamotu in the gold medal final for the men's 100 meter freestyle. Iwi placed fifth with a personal best time of 47.11 .07 behind gold medal winner, Finn Hastings.

Tapuwhenga Update

Taparuamotu Tapuwhenga will play their final group stage game against Sanctaria. Tapuwhenga need a win or a draw to advance to the knockout stages, a loss will halt their Olympic journey. Tapuwhenga coach, Chief Hākaiārahikina spoke about Taparuamotu's offensive strategy. "By using this strategy we own the turning point of the game, whether it is our goal or their's, that goal results from our attack after halftime, so we control when the game turns around.". The Cheif was asked if he would use this Pehinga strategy, "we will just have to wait and see".

Game 1
1-2 Schottia

Game 2
1-0 Thatius

Game 3
Vs. Sanctaria
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Postby Wilfred Test » Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:50 pm

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Day Six
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Women's Hockey: Group Success for Team WT!
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Extended Report by Jasmine Cladd. Leaders of the group going into the final match, Team WT had every reason to be overconfident, but coach Sophie Brown was all too familiar to overconfidence. Thirty years ago she was a star player in the Archer's Bow Harpies, and being at the top of the league going into the final match against the Fredsdue Doves, overconfidence lost them everything. However, if you'd joined the game halfway through that's what you'd think had happened. The Greater Vakolicci Haven had slipped two balls past goaltender Holly Bird, and a substitution to her twin Molly Bird looked like it wasn't going to work. During half-time coach Brown had a pep talk with the team, and it seemed to work. Quick consecutive goals by Ellen Bone, Tina Manning and Alexandra Parsons put the game back in Team WT's hands, and victory was secured.

Wilfred Test coach Sophie Brown, "Group K, the full nine points. These girls have worked brilliantly, but the octo-finals is where the real game begins, I'm confident in them, but however they do, this is a victory for the sport of hockey in Wilfred Test nonetheless."


Men's Basketball: Within Yearning Distance
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Extended Report by Kevin Crawford. If you were outside the Wilfred Test part of the Basketball Stadium today in Zube you would have thought a carnival had been teleported there. Two thousand Testian fans danced and rejoiced in a parade of purple and blue in celebration of what Team WT coach Jake Lynch had called 'the big break'. In other words, the culmination of hours of extra training spent both on the court and on the drawing board. The plan was simple, work on knitting the team together as one unit, and prepare for any eventuality, which translated into a fluidity that had never before been seen in Testian basketball. In the end, a close-knit partnership between Forwards Joel Ball and Tim Cummings brought results for Wilfred Test, and what a result it was, a 98-65 victory against the United Kingdoms of Zacklantis. "We just put it all together and saw how well we could do, how far we could push ourselves and Zacklantis team," said Tim Cummings in an exclusive TBN interview.

Team WT is second place in Group C, but still a daunting 3 points behind leaders Star United States. Chances of winning the group are very thin, but that won't stop the celebrations here.
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Postby Oberour Ar Moro » Thu Aug 28, 2014 5:25 pm

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!"

Kouig Belhumeur could only watch as four policemen tried to move the very large, very angry man from the main doors of the Ministry of Culture. As Kouig had a meeting in the Ministry of Culture, this was annoying, but since he didn't want to go to the meeting, he wasn't too bothered.

"HOW DARE YOU! YOU BUNCH OF-" He was cut off as one of the officers attempted to tase the man. This may have only worked to make him madder, as he went from shouting to practically roaring. More officers rushed toward the man, roughly brushing past Kouig and spinning around face to face with a younger man in a very nice suit.

"Mr. Belhumeur!" the man cried out with some level of exaggerated enthusiasm as he grasped Kouig's hand. Kouig was just as expert in this form of bureaucratic play acting, and shook the man's hand back.

"Iahan Loiselet, yes?" asked Kouig, vaugely recognizing the voice he had heard over the phone calling him down for the meeting. "It's a pleasure to meet you" The young man beamed.

"Come with me, Mr. Belhumeur We'll go through a side entrance and avoid that disturbence up front." Kouig and Iahan started walking, as even more officers came through. "Caradec Jeanmaire of the Oberour Wrestling Association. Their President, or former president, after this craziness. He was told a weightlifting delegation wouldn't be going to Kytler Bay. I don't think he took it well."

Kouig nodded and murmured that he saw. So this was about the Olympics after all. Figures.

A long elevator ride and a short walk later, Kouig was striding through the open office door of Tinic le Tailleeur de Robe, the Chairman of the Oberour Football Management Committee. Handshakes and pleasantries, drinks were offered, small talk was exchanged. And then, the brass tacks.

"As you may have heard, the Football Management Committee has decided that after the successes of our first domestic season, including your fine run through UICA, it's time to try our hand at playing international football. And frankly, you've coached our champions in Cyrene Bay, you led them through UICA, there's no better option to coach our National Team, starting with the Olympics"

Kouig Belhumeur had seen this coming. "My word, I don't know what to say," he lied. "This is a incredible honor," he lied further. "Thank you," he continued to lie. Honestly, to Kouig, this was a horrible offer that could only end up poorly. The FMC wants him to leave his fantastic team he has complete control over to coach what is going to be a tough, uncomfortable slog against teams that are going to be so much better than them for years and years. But you can't just say no to the Football Management Committee, which is saying no to the Ministry of Culture, which is saying no to the Chancellor, which is saying no to Oberour Ar Moro.

You can, however, say "Yes, but no", if you're a clever bureaucratic operator. Kouig felt pretty confident he was.

"This will be through the Olympics, Copa Rushmori, World Cup?" He asked, with feigned interest.

"And the Cup of Harmony. And hopefully beyond." Tinic added with enthusiasm. Kouig was certain that whoever got the job was going to get fired as soon as it was clear he wasn't going to look at least alright.

Kouig put on a feigned look of curiousity. "The Olympics..." he added the contemplative pause. "That's U-23 with three exceptions, yeah?" He received the affirmative answer he knew he'd get, then put his chin in his hands. "Under 23..."

"Problem?"

"It's not a problem. It's just that..." Kouig began looking serious. "Under-23 is going to be so different from coaching Cyrene Bay. Cyrene Bay you're working with the same boys every day. Boys? Really men. Under-23 though, you're working with boys, actual boys, for a short period. Creating a real team in almost no time. The real work there is scouting."

"Scouting?"

"Yes. You find the right guys and put them in the right place, and it's like clockwork. I am great at making corrections, coaching in the game." Kouig nodded sagely. Oberour bureaucrats were always impressed with self-flattery. It was their first languague. "Scouting though...I need to do better at that." Kouig lied, he knew he was fantastic at scouting, but this is the lantern guiding him out of the junk job. "The National Team manager for the Olympics, for...every tournament!" (He ad libbed right on script) "Needs to be a great scout, find the right people. Honestly, for Oberour Ar Moro-" he interruptted himself with a sigh, tried a look of grief, "-this country needs a better manager than I would be."

Kouig glanced at Tinic. Did he buy it? Did he take the bait?

Tinic contemplated. Slouched in his seat. Sighed. "That's a real shame, but we have the nation to think about..."

Kouig could have cheered. But, somber face, time for part two. "We do. And I do want to help however I can. Actually..."

---

Kouig appointed himself as the Manager Search Committee, and begun a very impressive amd drawn out searching effort on the Committee's dime. It was leaked (by Kouig through intermediaries) that Gilduin Roux, the Patrons manager, was very seriously in consideration, which annoyed Roux to no end. So Belhumer was pleased with that. In the end, somewhat bizarrely to everyone paying attention that couldn't speak about it out loud, Cyrene Bay's Chief Scout Gwilhermou de Bourran was named Manager. But, de Bourran was a good scout, just as Kouig had said was important. Plus, as de Bourran held the national combine looking for his players, he could make sure that the scouting results ended up in front of Kouig.

Ultimately, the team was formed. 23 young men, only one of which was a Cyrene Bay player, captain Huon Tosannus. Patrons' Celestin aus Chiens wanted so badly to be part of the team that he retired to become an assistant. And so Oberour Ar Moro stepped across their borders again to play football.
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Postby Costa de Ouro » Thu Aug 28, 2014 7:36 pm

She starts, at the block, ready to hear the starting gun go
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And the swimmers dive into the water, making a loud noise,
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Postby Berk Island » Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:06 pm

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Princesa Given Cold Shoulder at Memorial Event


Olympic Stadium in The Kytler Peninsulae - Fans and leaders gathered in the Olympic Stadium today to take remember the victims of the tragedies at the Games. The Berk delegation, led by Chief Astrid the Strong, was among the attendees at today's events. While the day was sad enough, it was even sadder to see the break in the alliance between Berk and Costa Luna. During the handshakes between leaders, the Chief had managed to shake every other leader's hand except the Princesa's. While in a post-Memorial interview, the Chief told reporters, "There were so many leaders at the event. I thought that I had shook everyone's hand." Many speculate that the Chief outright refused to shake the Princesa's hand, due to recent strife between the two nations. In Berk, many people still hope that relations between the Costa Lunians can be salvaged.

In a later interview, Chief Astrid showed was the first leader to show support for the execution of Soccer Jester CLOWNPIREPIE stating, "While Berk does not execute people for mistakes in games, we recognize that some governments choose to do so. While Berk cannot support the tyrannical reign in Gregoryisgodistan, we do support the execution of Soccer Jester CLOWNPIREPIE, having been a representative of the tyrannical reign, well aware of the consequences of being a poor representative, and also enjoying the freedoms found with being a representative. Berk views this action as justified."
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Postby Zwangzug » Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:14 pm

"Where I come from--Stuvals District, it's too cold to do much besides playing table tennis," said Albert. "So, you know. That's how I got into it. Brianne--I'd guess it's something similar, yeah? She's from Yovell, I think. I mean Scheparger, that's obviously not a Jorvelki name or anything. But probably something like that."

"But don't you people go outside in the winter?"

"Oh sure we do. Everyone does. We...you know, just try to get from place from place as fast as possible."

"So there's nothing else to do?"

"I mean. Cycling is technically viable, I've done it, more than I'd like, but it's not recommended, if you know what I mean. And I don't think there's a discipline I could have ever gotten to Olympic standard in. Mountain, extreme...? I don't know, I'm pretty sure one of the prerequisites for the summer sports is that they're not contested on snow and ice, right?"

"I think so."

"So, yes."

"But there are such things as outdoor sports, I don't mean Olympic stuff, did you play broomball or whatever?"

Albert grinned. "That'd require having teammates, friends, as many opponents. Too much work for me. I just kind of rolled with my thing. My family helped, we all thought of ourselves as very good, individually and collectively--so nobody was too jealous of me. Until I looked around and thought, hey, wait a minute..."

"Ever play doubles?"

"Mostly just with my family. Again, what I said about rounding up people to play with."

"Brianne, Jeremy?"

"Jeremy! There's another guy for you--Dancirk District, they know how to keep warm. Oh. But in terms of whether I would ever play doubles with them, absolutely no. We're too busy, uh, being rivals...trying to analyze each other's weak points, get a leg up for next time. I think if we ever tried to team up it it would just end in disaster."

"Could make you both stronger players, if you were able to learn from each other."

"Like we wouldn't spend the entire time trying to one-up each other, even being on the same team? Look, I don't want to sound too dismissive--I'd absolutely try my hardest and try to learn from whoever, if that was what I chose to do, and I wouldn't pair up with anyone who I couldn't expect the same attitude from. As it stands, though...we're better off in separate sides of the brackets where we can't get at each other. Brianne, separate entirely."

"And your opponents here? What would they say about you?"

"Oh, I don't stand around making small talk with them. They'd get annoyed."

"It's a great opportunity to be here at the Olympics, meet people from all around the world..."

"Oh, sure! That's why I hang out with the other athletes. Some of the swimmers are really cool, from all over. You never know who you'll wind up spending time with. Just...no fraternizing with the enemies, for me."

"Okay, then. A surprisingly gripping look into the world of international table tennis, with Albert Johansen. Good luck in the quarterfinals!"

"Thank you!"
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Postby Kingdom of Costa Luna » Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:50 pm

From: The Desk of Princesa Rosalinda Maria Montoya Fioré, Princesa of the Kingdom of Costa Luna
To: The Nations at the Olympic Games


Greetings,

Due to recent events, much of the Olympic spirit has been called into question. Costa Luna has always tried to uphold the Olympic spirit of peace. However, there are some nations at the Olympic Games that would support an agenda of war. Costa Luna will always try to take the peaceful routes when dealing with nations, such as Gregoryisgodistan and Berk Island. However, Costa Luna can and will not stand and support violent actions taken by either of these nations. Costa Luna will condemn and make public the atrocities these nations continue to support and in some cases practice.

First, in the matter in dealing with the execution of Soccer Jester CLOWNPIREPIE and family: Costa Luna condemns the government of Gregoryisgodistan for these killings and considers them to be immature, unnecessary, and criminal. Costa Luna again calls on the rest of the world to condone such actions by the nation of Gregoryisgodistan. Additionally, Costa Luna calls for action to be done to prevent such atrocities to happen again. On behalf of the nation of Costa Luna, I personally want to extend our deepest sympathies to those who knew Soccer Jester CLOWNPIREPIE or his family. I personally would like to request that a moment of silence for Soccer Jester CLOWNPIREPIE and his family be taken before each of the matches and competitions tomorrow at the Games. Before any Costa Lunian match or game tomorrow, a moment of silence will be taken for Soccer Jester CLOWNPIREPIE and his family, as well as a moment of silence for the hope of peace in Gregoryisgodistan.

Second, in the matters concerning Berk Island: Costa Luna is appalled at the support of violence that Berk Island endorses. Costa Luna can no longer recognize the nation that once rescued our nation for the forces of Gregoryisgodistan. Costa Luna will continue to condemn comments made by Chief Astrid the Strong and will continue to call for her to adopt a mindset of peace. I do hope that one day Berk Island and Costa Luna will be able to reestablish good relations, but until the time when Berk Island will adopt a mindset of peace, Costa Luna will frown upon favorable relations with a nation that cannot value diplomacy over a sword.

The Games are a time to reflect on the strength found in peace and diplomacy. I, on behalf of Costa Luna, urge each and every leader and nation to strive for peace not war.

Regards,

Princesa Rosalinda Maria Montoya Fioré
Princesa of the Kingdom of Costa Luna
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Note: As of September 2nd, 2014, Kingdom of Costa Luna is no longer considered to be nicknamed "Costa Luna." The real Costa Luna is a protected by the Kingdom of Costa Luna, but a separate nation in competition.

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Postby Schutzenphalia and West Ruhntuhnkuhnland » Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:21 am

Articles from Der Nordschutzenphalenglaubreiterfluchtschlamterkrötische Flümederthelweiderverlautzällegerwißmeinschlaftsörbschlimmelbeobachter. The Beobachter is a conservative newspaper, hence the tone of the athlete profile which should be read as in-character and not necessarily accurate.
    Generic Athlete Profile Bandwagon: Kristian Vogelsang

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    Kristian Vogelsang easily sticks out, and not just for his hideously disfigured face and grotesque skin abnormalities: he is also the only member of the Sozialdemokratischehimmelheitsweißkohlstorbenpartei (SDP) representing Schutzenphalia and West Ruhntuhnkuhnland. While most members of a party that has only recently disavowed revolutionary socialism in its agenda are too busy agitating for political changes that many economists claim would not only destroy the very fabric of society, but quite possibly cause the Schutzenphalian Alps to slide into the Mittelmeerschwimmenschaublattoberhofkunzsee* to attempt to portray "their" nation in a positive light on the world stage, Vogelsang has at least committed himself, even if he seems to be leveraging into the opportunity to spew neoMarxist propaganda.

    The disproportionately high representation of Schutzenphalian nobility on the team has been a bone of contention for some provocateurs in recent weeks, and nowhere is this more prominent than on the equestrian teams, more than half of which hold landed titles, including all three fellow members of Vogelsang's jumping team (considered reasonably strong coming into the Olympics, but the influence of Sankt Margrethe, especially on the godless SDP, is hard to predict). Vogelsang is the most notable exception to this, railing against the "privilege" of such athletes whose only wish is to represent their country while attempting to draw a disproportionate emphasis to such trivial chapters of Schutzenphalian history as the occasional genocide of colonial populations.

    A member of the SDP-owned People's Riding Club, Vogelsang's agitation has seen him banned from most jumping events in the Stepfatherland, but he has earned enough qualifying points on the international circuit** to make the team, where he promptly set to unionising the stable boys. SOC regulations prohibit him from wearing his trademark red spurs while competing at the Olympic Games, but no doubt he will be wearing red in his heart. He will be riding Theory of Labour Shortage.
* Schutzenphalian name for Mediterranean Sea.
** This is obviously a certain amount of licence on my part, but if you want to say he competed in one of your events, feel free.
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Postby Hazamaeia » Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:11 am

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Hi, Earth! I'm Rimarua from the Hazameian Ministry of Foreign Affairs. I'll be handling this account now for Hazamaeia replacing Vice-Minister Ranuwavimranure so he can focus more on his higher duty in the ministry.

I also play badminton and will represent my nation in the next Olympic. At that time, I'll be most likely replaced by my roommate here, Arina. She works at the grocery store next to our apartment.

Why are you saying bad things about me, Rima? I am an author and I own that grocery store!
Oh look! She won the gold medal. Now I should stand her bragging about it.

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Postby Nova Anglicana » Fri Aug 29, 2014 7:35 am

Individual Athletes Fall Short, Team Sports Pick Up the Slack


There were no medals to be found on Day 6 of the Olympics for the Nova Anglican delegation. Jillian Dugas, the lone representative in a swimming finals, crashed out, finishing last with a time of 2:07.33, a full second and a half behind the seventh place finisher. Dugas would later blame "tired legs", but the fact remains that it was an embarrassing performance, even though she was not expected to make the finals.

Other individual athletes also struggled today. Markus Penn made it through to the semifinals of the men's 200m backstroke, but failed to advance to the finals, finishing .26 seconds behind Hugh Foster of Wray and Ionotan Uesemi of Isula ĝe Ru. Although Forrest Duke was not expected to medal in the men's 200m individual medley, he flamed out, finishing 75th of 83 competitors and looking clearly uncomfortable with the butterfly and backstroke parts of the competition. Linda Busch snuck into the semifinals of the women's 100m freestyle, but finished .18 seconds behind Clara Barrymore of Electrum and failed to qualify for the finals. In other unfortunate news, archer Paris Lowry lost 3-1 to Georges Howe of Saugeais in the round of 64, though his teammate Asa Berrios upset Soldier ULA9139A of Gregoryisgodistan 3-1. The amazing run of Felicia Rudolph and Dominique Gleason in women's doubles badminton came to an end in three sets against an Isula ĝe Ruan pair, but they were applauded mightily for their efforts.

The team sports did well yesterday to give the delegation some hope. The Lady Sea Lions of the women's water polo team defeated Schottia 9-6, leaving them at 3-0-0 in first place with one game remaining. This will come against the hosts The Kytler Peninsulae, currently 1-1-1. With the victory against Schottia, the Lady Sea Lions clinched first place and automatic advancement, but they will want to defeat the hosts to give themselves a better seed in the knockout stages. The women's beach volleyball competition began yesterday, and the team of Callie Breedlove and Janine Horne defeated the hosts' Amal Al-Shaarawy and Ocilla Taklik 21-12, 21-17, in their first group stage game. In women's handball, Nova Anglicana claimed a 29-23 victory over Renzynistan to finish 2-0-1 and in second place. Unfortunately, there were better second place teams and so the Lionesses did not advance to the knockout stages, but they did give a very good account of themselves. In women's field hockey, the Lionesses came out victorious against winless 95X, 4-2, and Barunia defeated Antoletia 5-2. This left Nova Anglicana, Barunia, and Antoletia all at 2-0-1, but Barunia advanced on goal differential while the Lionesses finished second. The women's volleyball team defeated Chiata in straight sets and will now face The Avissian Union to determine who will finish in first place (both teams are 4-0). The women's gymnastics team failed to advance to the team all-around, but Sandra Kennedy qualified for the individual all-around and the uneven bars, while Victoria Keller claimed a place in the vault final.

Finally, the demonstration events started yesterday. Hiram Hoffman lost via checkmate to Don Skirg-Abbey of Zwangzug in the Men's Middleweight chess boxing competition, but Marielle Demarco defeated Jennifer Deux of Super-Llamaland via TKO in the women's lightweight competition. In the Lions' first ever NS lacrosse match, they were soundly defeated by Kriegiersien, 18-9. The Nova Anglican delegation will try to get back on track tomorrow as Toby Byars and Nick Bankston, both highly regarded, will try to qualify for the semis of the men's 50m freestyle and 100m butterfly, respectively. We're cheering on all our athletes and encouraging them to show the true Olympic spirit in the face of some of the tragic events that have already taken place in The Kytler Peninsulae.
Former WBC President (WBC 34-37), Current WBC President (WBC 56-58)

Champions
WBC 48, IBC 35/36, IBS XIII, WJHC VII, URSA 7s I, Port Louis 7s I, CE 29-30 (as NAAZE)

Runners-up
WBC 39/44/50, WCoH 46, RUWC 31, Cup of Harmony 65, IBS III/VIII, AVBF 7s II

3rd Place
WBC 28/32/36, RUWC XXIX, Cup of Harmony 64, IBS V, WJHC V/VIII/XVI/XVII, Beltane Cup II, Londinium 7s II, R7WC VI (eliminated in semis, no 3PPO)

4th Place
WBC 29/38/49, IBS VII, RUWC XXI/XXVI, WJHC IV, Londinium 7s I, WCoH 28, RAHI II

Quarterfinals
WBC 27/30/31/37/41/43/47, IBS VI, IBC 15/31, WJHC VI/IX/XIV, RAHI I, AVBF Rugby Sevens I, RUWC XXIV/XXV

Hosted
WBC 31/35, Londinium 7s I/II, IBS IX

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