Gabe Ruiz- "Hello folks, I'm Gabe, and this is Morgan, and we're on location at Calihain's Erendar International, awaiting the arrival of the competitors in the first annual Rohane Alista Triathlon Circuit!"
Morgan Faraday- "Yes, folks, we expect the first competitors to arrive momentarily! We'll try to get them rounded up for interviews, but we're afraid we can only guarantee an interview with Kristen and Alder. The RATC Directors are trying to move along all the athletes extra quick so they can go get rest. They even bumped back the starting day to tomorrow, sadly, so that athletes can have a chance to settle down and get used to the time difference. Some are charging they only did that to extend the time of the competition and increase revenue though."
GR- "The accusations don't really have any evidence, but they're still awfully loud! Oh, Morgan, I've just gotten word that the official groups for the first stage of the Olympic events are being announced! We'll be showing it on screen for all of you watching from home, so please wait a second!"
Official Groups- Olympics Distance Round One
Group A
Alder Yurov- Rohane Alista
Saten Ruiko- Mizuyuki
Bobobobobo Bobobobo- Bobobobobo Bobobobo
David Seymour- Darvale
One-Arm Willy- Timbermunich
Zach Ivans- Ceni
Group B
Carson Star- Star United States
Mar Kodar- Ceni
Jordon Joakim- Wreptzle
Paul Garrison- Darvale
Bronsje Oskejolia- Cornupication
Aalekzander Cole- Pink Floyd Fans
Group C
Eydís Vendela- Wreptzle
Kristen Roedder- Rohane Alista
Kristfore C'urz- Star United States
Warren VonHopton- HopNation
Hvoalinx Idnoralkis- Cornupication
Jaymz Reier- Pink Floyd Fans
Group D
Arnold Erdmann Stumpf- HopNation
Calvin Dahl- Darvale
Alex Sampson- Schottia
Nathan Katzir- Robots
Guy Majifi- Britonisea
Group E
Helder Statham- Rohane Alista
Tyr Gaejac- Ceni
Terada Ran- Mizuyuki
Ayston Pase- Star Unites States
Öle Nordin- Schottia
Group F
Ogiue Haruko- Mizuyuki
Johnson Rodgers- Britonisea
Urban Caradog- Wreptzle
Jörg Ulrich Halle- HopNation
Battle-Axe Bill- Timbermunich
MF- "Now, the big talking points of the group announcements are in Group A and Group D! Group A sees Saten Ruiko and Alder Yurov meet yet again, while Group D includes two racers from the same nation!"
GR- "Since only the top two competitors of each group progress, though it increases to three in those groups with six competitors, since it has six competitors, it's going to be quite tough on Schottia to progress their whole team, while we could see Ruiko or Alder knock each other out near the beginning! Since both of those competitors are held to be near the top of the favorites list to win the Olympics event, that group should be filled with fire works! Morgan, would you care to explain the scoring?"
MF- "Of course not Gabe. So, for getting first place in a race in your group, you get five points, then four for second, three for third, and so on down to last, which gets no points at all! Coming last even once can completely ruin any chance of getting through the group stage, which means that over the next four days, everyone has to race their absolute hardest!"
GR- "Not that they wouldn't anyways, of course. Oh, athletes are coming by. We'll return shortly with interviews with any of them we can snag!"